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Old 04-24-2003, 08:08 PM   #161 (permalink)
Thank You Jesus
 
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Wrong, christ was born sometime in january but the real day is not known.

It is better to be blown than juiced
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Old 04-24-2003, 08:59 PM   #162 (permalink)
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i dont' know....blow is just a figure of speach isn't it?juice me

the glass is always half full.
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Old 04-24-2003, 09:08 PM   #163 (permalink)
it's jam
 
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fuck that. when i finish my drink the glass is empty.

rocks crush sissors
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Old 04-24-2003, 10:10 PM   #164 (permalink)
ham on rye would be nice
 
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rocks dont crush my jedi saber sissors


canned corn doesent always digest
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Old 04-24-2003, 10:17 PM   #165 (permalink)
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Wrong! Mine died just yesterday.

Music is good for the soul.
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Old 04-25-2003, 03:28 AM   #166 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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wrong, prayer is good for the soul...


a squared plus b squared equals c squared...
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Old 04-25-2003, 04:56 AM   #167 (permalink)
green
 
That's only if it's a correct pythagorean triple. not even close to all the time. You lose.


I have a large welt on my side from falling on a cinderblock.
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Old 04-25-2003, 05:44 AM   #168 (permalink)
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Truth be known, the welt came from bad-mouthing a cop who
had a rough day.




Somewhere it is raining.
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Old 04-25-2003, 05:47 AM   #169 (permalink)
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That depends on your defenition. In Somewhere, Pennstlvania the forcast is for clear weather.
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Old 04-25-2003, 05:59 AM   #170 (permalink)
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WRONG!!!

Pennstlvania is actually a place in Xanth that is notorious for the constant oppressive sleet and stinging rain of hockey pucks, coal matter, and small bits of amish made butter.

There's no such thing as monsters.

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Old 04-25-2003, 08:30 AM   #171 (permalink)
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small children definitely qualify as little monsters.

dvd is better than vhs
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Old 04-25-2003, 08:40 AM   #172 (permalink)
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Wrong, that only applies if you're watching them. If you're beating someone with them, VHS is far superior.

The door is ajar.
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Old 04-25-2003, 01:08 PM   #173 (permalink)
green
 
No, the door is a door.

There are 11 US dollars and a small rubber ninja in my pocket.
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Old 04-25-2003, 01:12 PM   #174 (permalink)
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I'm afraid you have nothing in your pocket, that bastard of a Ninja ransacked your whole pants.

Jack White has Black hair
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Old 04-25-2003, 01:16 PM   #175 (permalink)
green
 
Jack White, professor at MSU:



QED.


I received 20 dollars the other day in return for soda-can-recycling-machine vouchers.
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Old 04-25-2003, 01:21 PM   #176 (permalink)
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Wrong, you recieved a piece of green paper in return for soda-can-recycling-machine vouchers.

A US nickel is larger than a US dime in size.
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Old 04-25-2003, 06:01 PM   #177 (permalink)
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Wrong the size to me of a us dime held one inch in front of my eye is larger than a nickel held 10000 lightyears from my eye

receiving oral sex from a talented person is a good thing
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Old 04-25-2003, 06:07 PM   #178 (permalink)
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no, recieving oral sex -period- is a good thing. gettting it from an 'expert' is a miracle.

i ate a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich.
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Old 04-25-2003, 06:37 PM   #179 (permalink)
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Location: US, East Coast. Blah.
WRONG!!!

You ate what you THOUGHT was a PB&J. It was really a soybean paste and beet spread your mom switched out to get you to eat healthier by stealth.

If I poke you in the eye with my pencil, I can make you wince.
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Old 04-25-2003, 06:42 PM   #180 (permalink)
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wrong! i'd not take it like a man! then blow your brains out

i'm violent
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Old 04-25-2003, 06:46 PM   #181 (permalink)
Fledgling Dead Head
 
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nah, just over reactive,

TFP is addicting
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Old 04-25-2003, 11:23 PM   #182 (permalink)
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no, no, tfp is addict<b>ive</b>.

soap helps people get clean.
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Old 04-25-2003, 11:35 PM   #183 (permalink)
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Wrong! No one is ever "clean"

I like Pink Floyd
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Old 04-26-2003, 02:04 AM   #184 (permalink)
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No you don't, you're just trying to sound cool so you'll fit in and it's not working.

George Washington was the first President of the US.
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Old 04-26-2003, 04:03 AM   #185 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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wrong...george w made the first dollar bill in the us...


abe lincoln was a tall dude...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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you both get dirty;
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Old 04-26-2003, 05:48 AM   #186 (permalink)
Fly
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wrong......you're just too short

$oo.25 is equal to a quarter
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Old 04-26-2003, 06:52 AM   #187 (permalink)
Insane
 
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Wrong! 00.25 won't even get you an ounce.

No one likes me.
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Old 04-26-2003, 07:09 AM   #188 (permalink)
green
 
Wrong!!! *KWSN gives myMHz a BIG hug*


Milli Vanilli are not the most talented musicians ever.
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Old 04-26-2003, 10:59 AM   #189 (permalink)
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Of course they are!!! They just don't get that cuz they're not white.

My ass is hairy
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Old 04-26-2003, 11:02 AM   #190 (permalink)
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nope.....smooth as a babys bottom

my eyes are green
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Old 04-26-2003, 11:05 AM   #191 (permalink)
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hehehe.... WRONG!!!!
You're wearing contacts!!!

Einstein didn't smoke weed...
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Old 04-26-2003, 11:06 AM   #192 (permalink)
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wrong einstein doesn't remember

Im bored
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Old 04-26-2003, 11:10 AM   #193 (permalink)
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the emperor supreme is too busy to be bored

qpid's army will conquer the world
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Old 04-26-2003, 11:13 AM   #194 (permalink)
who?
 
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WRONG! microsoft has already implanted you into the matrix and is slowly whittling down your puny forces from within!

my penis is tiny
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Old 04-26-2003, 11:14 AM   #195 (permalink)
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wrong! your penis is miniscule

There are no good movies out that I haven't seen yet
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Old 04-26-2003, 11:56 AM   #196 (permalink)
it's jam
 
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wrong! Bollywood has lots of good movies you havn't seen yet.

The wind is blowing today.
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Old 04-26-2003, 11:58 AM   #197 (permalink)
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wrong there is no wind today, its quite calm

Orange juice is made from oranges
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Old 04-26-2003, 12:04 PM   #198 (permalink)
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Location: South of the border
Wrong! Orange juice is made from artificial ingredients.

I am a retard
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Old 04-26-2003, 12:05 PM   #199 (permalink)
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Wrong, you are a moron!

A smile is a frown turned upside down
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Old 04-26-2003, 12:18 PM   #200 (permalink)
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thats cute.... BUT ITS WRONG!!!! A frown is a smile upside down

I like to spank my monkey!!!
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