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uncle phil · 07-27-2003, 12:33 PM

kdub, you are miserably incorrect and it pains me to make amends in such a manner, but ham doesn't exist, it diminishes exponentially in proportion to the amount of people seated around the dinner table...

lewis carroll coined the word "jabberwocky..."

Diablo · 07-27-2003, 12:41 PM

The word "jabberwocky" was first fabricated by George Washington, who said, as they were crossing the Delaware, "Hurry up and row, you jabberwockys."

I coined the story about George Washington and the word "jabberwocky".

castex · 07-27-2003, 03:21 PM

No you didn't, it was your mum calling out from the kitchen when you asked her what to write.

The whole of France celebrates Armstrong's historic 5th Tour victory.

bundy · 07-27-2003, 06:39 PM

wouldn´t the Americans love to think that.
The homeless Algerians in Paris couldn´t give a shit.

The Great Barrier Reef is the largest and greatest reef in the world. it is the only reef structure visible from space.

KWSN · 07-27-2003, 09:14 PM

Bah, my Beef is a lot greater than this "Great Rarrier's".

When you get the first letters of two consecutive words confused, it is called a Spoonerism. "Canilla Voke, Great Rarrier Beef, and Sylvester Stallone" are examples.

07-27-2003, 09:24 PM

Actually, I invented that and you simply snuck into my mind whilst I did slumber and pry that particular piece of information from my comatose brain.

Lobo is the greatest comic book character ever.

Ever.

Ever.

07-27-2003, 09:27 PM

...and TFP cause me to miss the last episode of Trigun that was shown on [Adult Swim]

uncle phil · 07-28-2003, 12:38 PM

johnny, i hardly know ye, but you bring wrongness to new depths of depravity...TFP doesn't cause one to miss ANYTHING...

crabapple cove is in maine...

07-28-2003, 09:59 PM

Crabapple Cove was in Maine. It about 40 seconds, it will be wiped off the map... Launch the Mole Squadron!!

uncle phil · 07-29-2003, 12:41 PM

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZTT...(wrongoleum buzzer)...mole squadron got stuck underground...

a little old lady got mutilated late last night (in london)...

Fremen · 07-29-2003, 01:40 PM

Wrongy wronga wrong wrong! It was a little gold lady.

The eyes! They burn!!!1!

sub zero · 07-29-2003, 02:58 PM

WRONGO, the fire burns

At least the chicken crossed the road...

NeverBorn · 08-06-2003, 11:20 PM

Incorrect: The chicken was flattened, however the egg crossed saftly therefore coming first.

The sea..she blows

Diablo · 08-07-2003, 03:20 AM

The sea, being an inanimate object, cannot blow.

I am not a stud.(ha, this one's impossible to disprove)

castex · 08-07-2003, 05:33 AM

That's not what that beardy bus driver was saying to me the other morning. Quite a glowing report, he gave you.

It's too hot to go outside.

Sticky · 08-07-2003, 05:34 AM

It is not too hot to go outside where I am.

The world is rotating.

JumpinJesus · 08-07-2003, 08:52 AM

Not if you're looking at it from the moon it isn't. It's all about perspective.

Happy is the man who can laugh at himself.

Midlandmadman · 08-07-2003, 10:35 AM

WRONG!!!!!!Happy (Gilmore) isthe man who wanted to play hockey but became a golfer.

If you have a cat and she has 3 kittens, you now have a cat and 3 kittens.

bender · 08-07-2003, 11:30 AM

Wrong.
you have 4 cats.

Feb. had 28 days this year

uncle phil · 08-07-2003, 12:14 PM

bender, no wonder you are so misunderstood...because you are soooo wrooooonnggg...each month for the past umpty-ump years has had 28 days...

dump trucks haul dirt...

Katyblu · 08-07-2003, 01:57 PM

Nope not at all, it seems you have misunderstood.... dump trucks haul gravel and bricks...

The sun will rise tomorrow morning.

more fire · 08-07-2003, 06:18 PM

that depends on where you live. In antartica the sun will not rise tomorrow morning.

for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.

grumpyolddude · 08-07-2003, 08:51 PM

Unfortunately, more fire, you left your education at the schoolhouse door. In the real world, actions are mostly one-way: paying taxes, mortgage interest, and alimony are prime examples.

I'm never scared.

Fremen · 08-08-2003, 12:11 AM

wrong g-pod, you were scared when phil showed up in the middle of the night pushing velour sleeper jammies. Bad uncle phil, bad!

Todays' college kids are, for the most part, stupid.

bermuDa · 08-08-2003, 12:28 AM

sorry fremen you're wrong, if they were stupid why would they bother getting a college education? At least they're trying to remedy their ignorance!

I think this lump may be cancerous...

rl33 · 08-08-2003, 01:07 AM

No, that's your penis

I miss my A/C

h2g2Fan · 08-08-2003, 01:13 AM

No, you're being acclimatized for the first time in your life. You'll get used to it.

Ben and Jerry's Oatmeal Cookie Chunk is the most delicious ice cream.

Diablo · 08-08-2003, 04:08 AM

Wrong. That's an opinion, and opinions cannot be stated as factual.

I weigh under 200 lbs when on the planet Earth.

BonesCPA · 08-08-2003, 07:31 AM

Yeah, but how often do you get here? Plus I am not so sure, I think you are using outdated conversion tables.

We the work is done, my house will be double the size it is now.

Diablo · 08-08-2003, 07:36 AM

"Work is never done"

I like swords.

more fire · 08-08-2003, 09:23 AM

no, swords like you.

this thread is on it's 40th page.

Midnight_Son · 08-08-2003, 09:47 AM

no, it's not...a page refers to a book which is made of paper...this isn't paper, as a test...try wiping your butt with it...feel like paper?

I'm shocked at how long this post has stayed on the top of tilted nonsence.

uncle phil · 08-08-2003, 12:25 PM

cnor, oh cnor...how wrong you be...if you were truly shocked you would realize that your next post in tilted nonsense would remove this post from the top...

7-up is clear...

rl33 · 08-08-2003, 05:47 PM

Ha! Wrong! 7 UP is yellow. Oh holy crap, why does my 7 UP smell like urine???

Aaanyway

I did not take my medication today

Fremen · 08-08-2003, 07:57 PM

You're wrong, rl33. You didn't take your bath today. (phew!)

It's time to go to Fist City for the next poster.

grumpyolddude · 08-08-2003, 09:22 PM

Uh,...... no.

It's 1:22 am and your parents are DOING it!

muckluck · 08-08-2003, 09:45 PM

Wrong it s 1:44 and i dont belive my parents r doing it.

No human lifeform has traveled to a distant galaxy.

Fremen · 08-08-2003, 11:17 PM

Ahh, there you are so wrong, my friend.
They do it all the time in Star Trek.

Surgery hurts.

Apokx · 08-08-2003, 11:38 PM

Surgery does not hurt when you are asleep and drugged up.

He-Man was the best 80's TV show.

OROIT · 08-09-2003, 01:25 AM

wrong there mate, He-Man was not the best 80's TV show, 'Night Rider' was.

Scotch is the best alcoholic drink.

07-27-2003, 12:33 PM	#1521 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	kdub, you are miserably incorrect and it pains me to make amends in such a manner, but ham doesn't exist, it diminishes exponentially in proportion to the amount of people seated around the dinner table... lewis carroll coined the word "jabberwocky..." __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-27-2003, 12:41 PM	#1522 (permalink)
Diablo Crazy	The word "jabberwocky" was first fabricated by George Washington, who said, as they were crossing the Delaware, "Hurry up and row, you jabberwockys." I coined the story about George Washington and the word "jabberwocky". __________________ queef queef queef queef queef queef queef VAGINAPHONE!

07-27-2003, 06:39 PM	#1524 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	wouldn´t the Americans love to think that. The homeless Algerians in Paris couldn´t give a shit. The Great Barrier Reef is the largest and greatest reef in the world. it is the only reef structure visible from space. __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-27-2003, 09:14 PM	#1525 (permalink)
KWSN green	Bah, my Beef is a lot greater than this "Great Rarrier's". When you get the first letters of two consecutive words confused, it is called a Spoonerism. "Canilla Voke, Great Rarrier Beef, and Sylvester Stallone" are examples. __________________ Your arms are broken!

07-28-2003, 12:38 PM	#1528 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	johnny, i hardly know ye, but you bring wrongness to new depths of depravity...TFP doesn't cause one to miss ANYTHING... crabapple cove is in maine... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-27-2003, 03:21 PM	#1523 (permalink)
castex Psycho Location: france	No you didn't, it was your mum calling out from the kitchen when you asked her what to write. The whole of France celebrates Armstrong's historic 5th Tour victory.

07-27-2003, 09:24 PM	#1526 (permalink)
JohnnyCorpse Guest	Actually, I invented that and you simply snuck into my mind whilst I did slumber and pry that particular piece of information from my comatose brain. Lobo is the greatest comic book character ever. Ever. Ever.

07-27-2003, 09:27 PM	#1527 (permalink)
JohnnyCorpse Guest	...and TFP cause me to miss the last episode of Trigun that was shown on [Adult Swim]

07-28-2003, 09:59 PM	#1529 (permalink)
JohnnyCorpse Guest	Crabapple Cove was in Maine. It about 40 seconds, it will be wiped off the map... Launch the Mole Squadron!!

07-29-2003, 12:41 PM	#1530 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	BZZZZZZZZZZZZZTT...(wrongoleum buzzer)...mole squadron got stuck underground... a little old lady got mutilated late last night (in london)... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-29-2003, 01:40 PM	#1531 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Wrongy wronga wrong wrong! It was a little gold lady. The eyes! They burn!!!1! __________________ Google

07-29-2003, 02:58 PM	#1532 (permalink)
sub zero Addict Location: The one state that doesn't have black outs: TEXAS BABY!!!	WRONGO, the fire burns At least the chicken crossed the road... __________________ Did you Google it yet? Join the TFP Typing team!!

08-06-2003, 11:20 PM	#1533 (permalink)
NeverBorn I'm a pepper bitch..	Incorrect: The chicken was flattened, however the egg crossed saftly therefore coming first. The sea..she blows

08-07-2003, 03:20 AM	#1534 (permalink)
Diablo Crazy	The sea, being an inanimate object, cannot blow. I am not a stud.(ha, this one's impossible to disprove) __________________ queef queef queef queef queef queef queef VAGINAPHONE!

08-07-2003, 05:33 AM	#1535 (permalink)
castex Psycho Location: france	That's not what that beardy bus driver was saying to me the other morning. Quite a glowing report, he gave you. It's too hot to go outside.

08-07-2003, 05:34 AM	#1536 (permalink)
Sticky	It is not too hot to go outside where I am. The world is rotating. __________________ Sticky The Stickman Last edited by Sticky; 08-07-2003 at 05:40 AM..

08-07-2003, 08:52 AM	#1537 (permalink)
JumpinJesus Junkie Location: Chicago	Not if you're looking at it from the moon it isn't. It's all about perspective. Happy is the man who can laugh at himself. __________________ "I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses

08-07-2003, 10:35 AM	#1538 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	WRONG!!!!!!Happy (Gilmore) isthe man who wanted to play hockey but became a golfer. If you have a cat and she has 3 kittens, you now have a cat and 3 kittens. __________________ Its good to be back.

08-07-2003, 11:30 AM	#1539 (permalink)
bender Addict Location: around the corner	Wrong. you have 4 cats. Feb. had 28 days this year

08-07-2003, 12:14 PM	#1540 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	bender, no wonder you are so misunderstood...because you are soooo wrooooonnggg...each month for the past umpty-ump years has had 28 days... dump trucks haul dirt... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-07-2003, 01:57 PM	#1541 (permalink)
Katyblu Crazy Location: Here and there and everywhere	Nope not at all, it seems you have misunderstood.... dump trucks haul gravel and bricks... The sun will rise tomorrow morning.

08-07-2003, 06:18 PM	#1542 (permalink)
more fire Psycho Location: London	that depends on where you live. In antartica the sun will not rise tomorrow morning. for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. Last edited by more fire; 08-07-2003 at 06:21 PM..

08-07-2003, 08:51 PM	#1543 (permalink)
grumpyolddude Deliberately unfocused Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby	Unfortunately, more fire, you left your education at the schoolhouse door. In the real world, actions are mostly one-way: paying taxes, mortgage interest, and alimony are prime examples. I'm never scared. __________________ "Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

08-08-2003, 12:11 AM	#1544 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	wrong g-pod, you were scared when phil showed up in the middle of the night pushing velour sleeper jammies. Bad uncle phil, bad! Todays' college kids are, for the most part, stupid. __________________ Google

08-08-2003, 12:28 AM	#1545 (permalink)
bermuDa don't ignore this--> Location: CA	sorry fremen you're wrong, if they were stupid why would they bother getting a college education? At least they're trying to remedy their ignorance! I think this lump may be cancerous... __________________ I am the very model of a moderator gentleman.

08-08-2003, 01:07 AM	#1546 (permalink)
rl33 Tilted Location: Hawaii	No, that's your penis I miss my A/C

08-08-2003, 01:13 AM	#1547 (permalink)
h2g2Fan Loser Location: University of Maryland at College Park	No, you're being acclimatized for the first time in your life. You'll get used to it. Ben and Jerry's Oatmeal Cookie Chunk is the most delicious ice cream.

08-08-2003, 04:08 AM	#1548 (permalink)
Diablo Crazy	Wrong. That's an opinion, and opinions cannot be stated as factual. I weigh under 200 lbs when on the planet Earth. __________________ queef queef queef queef queef queef queef VAGINAPHONE!

08-08-2003, 07:31 AM	#1549 (permalink)
BonesCPA No. It's not done yet. Location: sorta kinda phila	Yeah, but how often do you get here? Plus I am not so sure, I think you are using outdated conversion tables. We the work is done, my house will be double the size it is now. __________________ Back into hibernation.

08-08-2003, 07:36 AM	#1550 (permalink)
Diablo Crazy	"Work is never done" I like swords. __________________ queef queef queef queef queef queef queef VAGINAPHONE!

08-08-2003, 09:23 AM	#1551 (permalink)
more fire Psycho Location: London	no, swords like you. this thread is on it's 40th page.

08-08-2003, 09:47 AM	#1552 (permalink)
Midnight_Son The Cover Doesn't Match The Book Location: in a van down by the river	no, it's not...a page refers to a book which is made of paper...this isn't paper, as a test...try wiping your butt with it...feel like paper? I'm shocked at how long this post has stayed on the top of tilted nonsence. __________________ SWM, tattooed, seeks meaningful tits and beer. Enjoys biker mags, pornography, and Sunday morning walks to the liquor store. Winners of erotic hot dog eating contests given priority.

08-08-2003, 12:25 PM	#1553 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	cnor, oh cnor...how wrong you be...if you were truly shocked you would realize that your next post in tilted nonsense would remove this post from the top... 7-up is clear... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-08-2003, 05:47 PM	#1554 (permalink)
rl33 Tilted Location: Hawaii	Ha! Wrong! 7 UP is yellow. Oh holy crap, why does my 7 UP smell like urine??? Aaanyway I did not take my medication today

08-08-2003, 07:57 PM	#1555 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	You're wrong, rl33. You didn't take your bath today. (phew!) It's time to go to Fist City for the next poster. __________________ Google