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Old 06-25-2003, 07:56 AM   #1161 (permalink)
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That's quite inaccurate as some dogs are known to scavenge from the bodies of other dogs, and thus, the digested dogs create said "dog pellets" when excreted from the dog of consumption.

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Old 06-25-2003, 09:48 AM   #1162 (permalink)
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rat...please step away form the bong.

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Old 06-25-2003, 12:01 PM   #1163 (permalink)
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Bender, the only empty space is that between my ears.

Space itself is populated with particles, stars, solar currents, gases, and theoretically black holes as well.

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Old 06-25-2003, 12:08 PM   #1164 (permalink)
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rat, your knowledge base is as twisted as your tail...eggs serve both purposes as well...


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Old 06-25-2003, 12:12 PM   #1165 (permalink)
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i wouldn't call it "starred in," more like "got caught in a bad acid trip during"...

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Old 06-25-2003, 01:27 PM   #1166 (permalink)
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rat .... rat.... rat....
any movie with K. R. as a star in it can not have any of the above.

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Old 06-25-2003, 03:15 PM   #1167 (permalink)
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No, you wish you had a million dollars in shiny quarters on your kitchen table right now.

I just finished a beer.
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Old 06-25-2003, 04:23 PM   #1168 (permalink)
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NAY...It was finished in some obscure brewery, somewhere in the distant past...you just drank the contents of the bottle/can/glass.


The word "especially" does not have a "K" in it!
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Old 06-25-2003, 04:59 PM   #1169 (permalink)
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Actually, Mrsandman, the dutch word for "especially" is "Voornamelijk," which which obviously does contain a "k."

"And you just don't get it
You keep it copacetic
And you learn to accept it
You know it's so pathetic" are lyrics by Local H.
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Old 06-25-2003, 05:33 PM   #1170 (permalink)
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To my knowledge, those are lyrics by Scott form TPF. I have no reference to Local H, or in fact, any reason to believe they exist...


If my colon gets cancer, i die.
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Old 06-25-2003, 05:42 PM   #1171 (permalink)
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Hey mate, you're goofy. They'll cut part of it out, give you some chemo, and back in business you go.


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Old 06-25-2003, 07:30 PM   #1172 (permalink)
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Old 06-26-2003, 03:59 AM   #1173 (permalink)
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od, you've been drinking too much of that "juice"...there is no such thing as "complete" rehydration...


tiger woods can hit a golf ball...
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Old 06-26-2003, 04:29 AM   #1174 (permalink)
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wrong my friend phil.......

tiger woods "kills" the golf ball.

the five iron is the utility club.
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Old 06-26-2003, 09:11 AM   #1175 (permalink)
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Flyman what are you from out of town ?
The Utility Club is a rocking pub down on forth .

its good to be the king.
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Old 06-26-2003, 11:39 AM   #1176 (permalink)
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I think King Charles I would disagree, O prince Bender, as his head was detached from his body to speed the end of his reign.

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Old 06-26-2003, 12:06 PM   #1177 (permalink)
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phaetius, phaetius, phaetius, phaetius...all i can say to that is...oh?


today is pete's birthday...
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Old 06-26-2003, 02:23 PM   #1178 (permalink)
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Phil !!
Thats some narrow thinking you've got going on over there.
the pete that I know has his b.day in Sept.

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Old 06-26-2003, 04:18 PM   #1179 (permalink)
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You got rid of your avatar because you wanted people to know you cared about the forum... if you missed it, you would get it back.


Polar bears make lousy bedfellows...
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Old 06-26-2003, 06:00 PM   #1180 (permalink)
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Unless they're dead or you're a Female polar bear.

George W. Bush has never had carnal knowledge of a farm animal.
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Old 06-26-2003, 06:37 PM   #1181 (permalink)
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Bullshit, his wife moans like a cow in orgasm during their daily enema session.

God is hung like Ron Jeremy.

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Old 06-26-2003, 07:55 PM   #1182 (permalink)
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Wrong! God's doesn't "hang". It stands straight out all the time.


It sure was hot today.
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Old 06-26-2003, 08:53 PM   #1183 (permalink)
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Outside my building it is currently 12 degrees Celcius... you call that hot???


Women are never wrong...
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Old 06-27-2003, 01:25 AM   #1184 (permalink)
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Old 06-27-2003, 02:39 AM   #1185 (permalink)
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it used to be until mr. rodgers left us.

it is fucking hot out,and it's 3:30 in the morning.
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Old 06-27-2003, 02:59 AM   #1186 (permalink)
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wrong, you posted at 11.39 AM

I need to shave more.
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Old 06-27-2003, 03:23 AM   #1187 (permalink)
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wrongo..........you need to wax more often.

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Old 06-27-2003, 03:41 AM   #1188 (permalink)
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...only in the biblical sense, fly...


i'm drinking coffee right now, in between pounding on the keyboard...
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Old 06-27-2003, 04:16 AM   #1189 (permalink)
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wrong buddy......you're poundin your pudding and drinking coffee.

tea is for girls eh.
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Old 06-27-2003, 04:27 AM   #1190 (permalink)
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Wrong! Tea is against girls!


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Old 06-27-2003, 05:11 AM   #1191 (permalink)
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unlikely...it is what some call a penile enhancement.




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Old 06-27-2003, 05:45 AM   #1192 (permalink)
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Ah, but you have found what you're looking for and his name is David Hasselhoff.


I think its time for breakfast.
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Old 06-27-2003, 06:37 AM   #1193 (permalink)
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Not here my syminan friend, its past breakfast time and getting closer to Miller time.

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Old 06-27-2003, 12:48 PM   #1194 (permalink)
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bender, you simpering nincompoop, all you have to do is "CLAP...CLAP"


sandman previously aluded to some U2 lyrics...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 06-27-2003, 01:04 PM   #1195 (permalink)
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no he didn't, what he said had nothing to do with spy planes. )


that, was a really dumb joke
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Old 06-27-2003, 01:06 PM   #1196 (permalink)
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No no it was such witty remark that some people just don't understand it.

I going to play a ball game tonight.
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Old 06-28-2003, 04:39 AM   #1197 (permalink)
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sorry bender.....i thought you said you were playing with your balls

my truck will soon to be mobile.
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Old 06-28-2003, 04:43 AM   #1198 (permalink)
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fly, the only way your truck is going to be mobile is if it unchains itself from the rollback it is sitting on top of...


i need more coffee...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
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- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 06-28-2003, 06:16 AM   #1199 (permalink)
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wrong phil.......

the way you're rippin around tfp today,i think you should chill out on the coffee.

uncle phil has a nice vette.
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Old 06-28-2003, 08:30 AM   #1200 (permalink)
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That's a lie flyman, uncle phil sold that veteran a year ago

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