dirtyrascal7

Aww, gimmie a break... I just joined in on this game yesterday.

Anyway, I assume you mean this Mandy Moore from Tallahassee, FL... and I have to say, you are wrong. She is not what I'd consider "beautiful".


It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

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"Tie yourself to your limitless potential, rather than your limiting past."

"Every man I meet is my superior in some way. In that, I learn of him."

Ourcrazymodern?

Unless you're extremely paranoid, or unable to close your eyes.

See the colors? There aren't any!

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Jetée

Why of course there colors, I see a forest green as the template, a sparing grey for the font, simlulated yellow for two kissing smilies, and many more.

Cows are bovine.

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

Ourcrazymodern?

Cows are bovines.

We will all find peace when we die..

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Jetée

But there is no peace being killed by an Oni, where all can do is live in unrest.

Giraffes have very long necks.

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

jpmck03

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Fly

wrong!!!!


rabbits come in dinner plate varieties.......*sorry Jet.....they taste good man*


crepes are just little pancakes

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SterlingStudios

dirtyrascal7

Wrong... crepes are thinner than pancakes, but they can be as big as you want.


Water is composed of hydrogen and oxygen atoms.

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"Tie yourself to your limitless potential, rather than your limiting past."

"Every man I meet is my superior in some way. In that, I learn of him."

uncle phil

au contraire, mon frere...water is composed of molecules made of two parts hydrogen and one part oxygen...


black is black...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Ourcrazymodern?

Yes, but what people perceive as black varies tremendously. You're never wrong, sir.

Spiders benefit our species.

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ZenFilthPig

No way! All they do is bite people and change their DNA and then those people go swinging around our cities killing other peoples' fathers and using their 'new powers' to unfaily win wrestling matches. (slightly old but I believe still relevent.)


DOG is spelled D O G.

Jetée

Wrong! DOG is spelled as so: DOG. There are no spaces in-between, because that would be wrong.

The month after this is May.

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

doodlebird

you are incorrect. the month after "this" is not may. "this" is not even the name of a month.... the month after april is may.

texas is hot in the summer.

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doodle

uncle phil

doodle, you poor misguided child...texans can't even read a thermometer...

alaska is cold in the winter...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Ourcrazymodern?

Except for the parts of it that are much warmer than here...

The moon orbits our Earth.

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rlbond86

It's all a lie. There is no moon, it's a SPACE STATION!

TFP is the best forum on the internet.

Ourcrazymodern?

Damnit, there's no way to dispute that!

Consternation is a negative feeling.

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Jetée

I say you are most incorrect in that consternation is a happy feeling for those that like to be frightened, dismayed, and wrought with danger. Whatever floats your boat.

In that vain, boats are meant to float, and have been proven to do so.

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

Ourcrazymodern?

Submarines are designed to control their immersion.

Feathers are a marvel.

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Jetée

Feathers in no way warrant surprise or astonishment because we see them all too commonly on those squawking bothersome birds; we become jaded in seeing them for so often that we don't even notice them anymore. Now that febreze, that is a marvel.

There are seven continents.

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

uncle phil

and you must live in antarctica...


clouds are made of vapor...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Ourcrazymodern?

suspended particles bring the rain.

Water is life.

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QuasiMondo

But you can drown in it, so water is deadly.

Where there's smoke, there's a fire.

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Cameron originally envisioned the Terminator as a small, unremarkable man, giving it the ability to blend in more easily. As a result, his first choice for the part was Lance Henriksen. O. J. Simpson was on the shortlist but Cameron did not think that such a nice guy could be a ruthless killer.

-From the Collector's Edition DVD of The Terminator

Ourcrazymodern?

Sometimes where there's smoke there is no flame.

Imagination burns.

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Pesto

To burn you must have carbon compounds in the presence of oxygen. The imagination is not made up of carbon, but is rather an emergent property of the interaction of neurons. YOU'RE WRONG.

I'm right.

uncle phil

not enough information; you could be left or, worse yet, a centrist...too wishy-washy to be right...

rainwater is wet...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

The Faba

If one is small enough to fit between the water droplets, then one will not become wet. Which means that you're wrong.


If you drink too much blue Kool-Aid, after a meal, you will shit green.

Pesto

"Too much" is subjective. I'm allergic to blue kool-aid, so I would have "too much" long before my shit turning green.

I have a penis.

uncle phil

and queen victoria has a vagina...

trees leave...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

The Faba

Only the Honduran Wandering Tree is proven to migrate. Every other one is stationary.

I have five fingers (Including the thumb) on my right hand.

Ourcrazymodern?

You have four fingers, and a thumb. Unless you're extradextrous.

Money is made out of cloth in America.

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Sion

well, american "paper" money is made out of approximately 75% denim. so it's not entirely made of cloth.


Boobies are great.

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

Pesto

You are wrong. If boobies get to big, they can cause back problems. They also give you cancer and kill you.

The Cubs suck.

uncle phil

au contraire, mon frere...

the cubs blow...

one and one and one are three...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Ourcrazymodern?

(Why does the wind always blow in the Dakotas?)

Sometimes "one" is a multitude, misguided. You can't ever tell what it adds up to.

Change always happens.

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The Faba

Change is nothing but a loose form of currency. It has not always existed, and will probably cease to exist in the future. Thus it will not always happen.

Jesus was white.

Wrong! Jesus was not white, as I will prove to you.

1) Jesus was killed and came back to life from the dead. (According to the Christian faith)

2) Those who die and come back from the dead are zombies.

3) Jesus was a zombie.

4) Zombies are composed of rotting flesh.

5) Rotting flesh is black.

6) Jesus was black.


I have severe mental problems.

Ourcrazymodern?

uh-oh.
I've been forced to wonder about you.

Is severious a word?

Chlorophyll is green.

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Laugh-O-Matic

Chlorophyll isn't green. See it in the dark, and it will appear in a different colour altogether.

Yeti exists.

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How you bore me, Florrie,
With those eyes of vacant blue;
You'll be very sorry, Florrie
If I marry you.
Though I'm easy-goin', Florrie,
This I swear is true,
I'll throw you down a quarry, Florrie,
If I marry you. - Saki.

Ourcrazymodern?

Well, of course you exist!

Advertising tries to be compelling.

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777

Unless it's annoying.

Black is dark.

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"I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip."

Roger Zelazny