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Old 05-30-2003, 05:32 PM   #761 (permalink)
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thanks, sandman, didn't know how to say what you did...and yes, it is your job if you are the next poster...


ringo was the beatles second drummer...
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Old 05-30-2003, 05:51 PM   #762 (permalink)
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Actually he was the third. See Habib, was the first, in the underground band, before being murdered.

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Old 05-30-2003, 05:55 PM   #763 (permalink)
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sorry phil....

there was this dude from liverpool named "steve"...


noone really gave a hoot about this guy cuz he sucked.

he was screwin' that cynthia chick that was john's first wife,and john didn't like the shit that was goin' down,so he kicked the living shit outta "steve" and brought in that fuckin' pete best freak......and guess what?

he sucked too....

so the drummer we know of today as " ringo" was a lucky son of a bitch if you ask me.....

so .......Wrong.

mean mr. mustard was the best song ever made.
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Old 05-31-2003, 04:39 AM   #764 (permalink)
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mais non, mon frere..."she came in through the bathroom window..."


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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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Old 05-31-2003, 04:53 AM   #765 (permalink)
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Old 05-31-2003, 05:29 AM   #766 (permalink)
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Possibly a cheerleader might disagree with that statement.




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Old 05-31-2003, 08:35 AM   #767 (permalink)
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Wrong! you make Ethiopians look obese.


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Old 05-31-2003, 10:55 AM   #768 (permalink)
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Wow, that's a tough one vermin....BUT YOU'RE WRONG!

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Old 05-31-2003, 11:17 AM   #769 (permalink)
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Sorry Ruprex, you're way off. Diamonds are Forever.


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Old 05-31-2003, 12:35 PM   #770 (permalink)
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no such luck, pj...you're cat is just sleeping...


i know it's only rock and roll, but i like it...
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
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Old 05-31-2003, 01:27 PM   #771 (permalink)
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no no man .... you LOVE it!

I like chocolate ice cream.
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Old 05-31-2003, 01:31 PM   #772 (permalink)
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sorry Minx my sweet......you loooooove chocolate ice cream

*i mean who doesn't*

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Old 05-31-2003, 02:48 PM   #773 (permalink)
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Hey fly, are you sure it's not brown with really BIG white spots?


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Old 05-31-2003, 04:01 PM   #774 (permalink)
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That wasn't rain, that was someone Pissing from the second story window!

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Old 05-31-2003, 05:02 PM   #775 (permalink)
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Not if you're a goalie with no mask!


(It's hard to believe they used to NEVER wear masks.)



Summer is approaching.
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Old 05-31-2003, 05:09 PM   #776 (permalink)
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Summer is not approaching. Don't believe me, go to Austrailia.



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Old 06-01-2003, 03:45 AM   #777 (permalink)
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no... CATS are the other white meat...


I love sex...
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Old 06-01-2003, 04:19 AM   #778 (permalink)
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yeah, with your hand, and that's not sex...


wheels are round...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 06-01-2003, 06:11 AM   #779 (permalink)
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wheels that have air in them are round.....some go flat - very very flat

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Old 06-01-2003, 06:33 AM   #780 (permalink)
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Wrong! You got plenty of sleep last night, it's all that cough syrup that's making you groggy.


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Old 06-01-2003, 06:41 AM   #781 (permalink)
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and aren't you the rat...... lucky for that eh?

*fuckin' lazy cats*

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Old 06-01-2003, 07:04 AM   #782 (permalink)
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I always thought sex was man's best friend

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Old 06-01-2003, 07:23 AM   #783 (permalink)
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sorry you hate that they were grown in dirt.

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Old 06-01-2003, 07:57 AM   #784 (permalink)
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sorry dude...crack sucks.......you wanna fly?

smoke pot

cocaine is the devil's dandruff
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Old 06-01-2003, 02:52 PM   #785 (permalink)
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balderdash...cocaine is the devil's lifeblood...


A squared + B squared = C squared...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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you both get dirty;
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Old 06-01-2003, 03:13 PM   #786 (permalink)
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no the answer is A squared + B squared = AB squared

Mac computers suck
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Old 06-01-2003, 03:15 PM   #787 (permalink)
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FROG and I go way back... obviously Mac's don't suck because I watched him use one to write that post...

PC's Suck
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Old 06-01-2003, 03:23 PM   #788 (permalink)
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no he only thought he "watched" me. his meds need to be adjusted. one can play more games on the PC than MAC. so in my defintion PC are soo much better.
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Old 06-01-2003, 03:37 PM   #789 (permalink)
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Yeah... there IS a lot more stuff on a PC... Just like there are a lot more pollutants in the ocean. On the Mac, we only get the best software/games ported... we are the pure oasis.

My girlfriend has great legs...
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Old 06-01-2003, 04:28 PM   #790 (permalink)
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Your girlfriend has legs... i'll give her that, but to be classed as 'great' would mean she would have to have legs that are in the top, say, 0.01% ever, and that's a long bow to draw...


Richie Valenz should've taken the bus
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Old 06-01-2003, 04:36 PM   #791 (permalink)
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(can't pass this up)...poppycock...all three of them should have taken the bus...


only god can make a tree...
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- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 06-01-2003, 04:43 PM   #792 (permalink)
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Trees can only be grown, not made. It's just the way it is...


Ragiddy-anne has cotton tits...
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Old 06-01-2003, 04:58 PM   #793 (permalink)
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flat as a pancake my friend.

(if she had a pebble in her mouth,she'd be a cotton rock sucker though)

Meridae'n is crazy for cotton dolls
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Old 06-01-2003, 08:11 PM   #794 (permalink)
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Whilst my wish list is long and distinguished, I'm afraid it doesn't reach that far...


Bears shit in forests
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Old 06-01-2003, 08:58 PM   #795 (permalink)
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forest is a human term so to a bear "forests" means nothing. so from his point of view there is no forest. (stolen from the matrix "no spoon"). so he shits were ever he/ she wants.

Mac God's girlfriend should be a model.
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Old 06-02-2003, 03:20 AM   #796 (permalink)
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nah, superstar...


elevators go all the way to the top...
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We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 06-02-2003, 03:32 AM   #797 (permalink)
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No, they go all the way to the bottom - especially if the cable snaps


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Old 06-02-2003, 03:59 AM   #798 (permalink)
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Not exactly Wingnut. I think half the time we're right.


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Old 06-02-2003, 04:17 AM   #799 (permalink)
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Birds don't sing - they chirp



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Old 06-02-2003, 04:17 AM   #800 (permalink)
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chirpin' there paddyjoe,just like the wife last night after a couple too many wooblies.

the sun is shineing bright today

*edit too slow*
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