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Old 05-22-2003, 10:36 AM   #641 (permalink)
The Cover Doesn't Match The Book
 
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Wrong! Twister is the best game.



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Old 05-22-2003, 10:42 AM   #642 (permalink)
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Wrong, you just can't drink it.


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Old 05-22-2003, 10:52 AM   #643 (permalink)
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Wrong! Not since you've worn it down to a nub.


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Old 05-22-2003, 10:54 AM   #644 (permalink)
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no, your partner does so she dosen't have to fake like she is enjoying it




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Old 05-22-2003, 10:57 AM   #645 (permalink)
The Cover Doesn't Match The Book
 
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Wrong! your co-workers can't wait till you go home!

Hey, this fish smells like pussy
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Old 05-22-2003, 11:17 AM   #646 (permalink)
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wrongolivio...all the other fish smell like pussy, yours smells like your finger...


the median of 1 and 5 is 3...
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Old 05-22-2003, 11:25 AM   #647 (permalink)
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Wrong. The median is not a number- it's a place. You'll find it between two opposite direction moving roadways. It's often brick, with flowers, and quite pretty.

Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one.
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Old 05-22-2003, 11:15 PM   #648 (permalink)
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Not if you are cousin IT from the Adam's Family


Muff diving is fun
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Old 05-22-2003, 11:36 PM   #649 (permalink)
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There you go being general again Wingnut. Sorry dude, but Muff diving is NOT fun for an ant. Everytime an ant drives to muff dies, do YOU know what happens? IT DIES!!! EVERY TIME!!! I don't know about you, but I do not find Death to be FUN!.....


This sentence is a peice of crap.
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Old 05-23-2003, 12:43 AM   #650 (permalink)
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Wrong! THIS sentence is a piece of crap!

Jimi Hendrix was a great guitar player
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Old 05-23-2003, 12:59 AM   #651 (permalink)
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WRONG!!! Jimi Hendix was KICK ASS Guitar Player... You're wrong because you didn't give him the justice he deserved.



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Old 05-23-2003, 01:39 AM   #652 (permalink)
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Wrong - No I don't!!


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Old 05-23-2003, 02:03 AM   #653 (permalink)
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Matrix Resurection in fantastic sequel, but it's not an original idea, so i wouldn't call it brilliant.


The indefinite integral of sin(x^2) is an elementary function
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Old 05-23-2003, 02:18 AM   #654 (permalink)
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Wrong - That much sin = straight to hell


The earth orbits the sun
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Old 05-23-2003, 02:27 AM   #655 (permalink)
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What? I'm pretty sure Earth cruises around on a giant elliptical course, which the sun happens to be in the middle of.


Daval is a good moderator
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Old 05-23-2003, 03:26 AM   #656 (permalink)
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Nah, He is an excellent one


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Old 05-23-2003, 03:31 AM   #657 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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naw...he's just leaning for the moment...


mardi gras = fat tuesday...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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Old 05-23-2003, 04:34 AM   #658 (permalink)
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I beg to differ. People that drink all that beer at mardi gras are fat every day, not just Tuesday.


People watch auto racing just for the wrecks.
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Old 05-23-2003, 05:22 AM   #659 (permalink)
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NOPE...People watch reality shows just for the wrecks, they watch auto racing just to get dizzy for a cheap high.



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Old 05-23-2003, 05:40 AM   #660 (permalink)
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see the links to my music?
 
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sorry mrsandman but your av will be with us all day.

the skin at the end of my dink is pink.
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Old 05-23-2003, 07:01 AM   #661 (permalink)
Indifferent to anti-matter
 
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Wrong! Not when you've just pulled it out of a menstruating prostitute.



Oreos would be better with peanut butter in the center.
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Old 05-23-2003, 08:40 AM   #662 (permalink)
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Wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They would really suck ass if peanut butter was in them..... I am allergic to peanuts and their oils and such.......



If your at 10000 feet and you jump from an airplane and your chute and reserve shute dont open.......... your gonna die!
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Old 05-23-2003, 09:29 AM   #663 (permalink)
Junkie
 
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Wrong....first you are going to get flattened like a pancake on the ground...then you'll die.

I like to drink wine.
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Old 05-23-2003, 11:17 AM   #664 (permalink)
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worng you like the taste of some wines and enjoy drinking them but you don't like others or drinking them !

I am not a platapuss.
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Old 05-23-2003, 12:13 PM   #665 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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incorrectomundo...you are not a rhinoceros...


school buses are yellow...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 05-23-2003, 12:18 PM   #666 (permalink)
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Wrong. You are a platapuss. Platapuss is something I call everyone. Like, "What up platapuss?" It just means I think you're cool. On the other hand...

Bender is not a half duck have beaver correctly spelled- platypus
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Old 05-23-2003, 12:21 PM   #667 (permalink)
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Aw geez... I'm retarded. Dispute that.
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Old 05-23-2003, 01:18 PM   #668 (permalink)
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lmao...no you're not retarded....you just lost track for a minute!

The earth's tides affect the moon.
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Old 05-23-2003, 01:19 PM   #669 (permalink)
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opps now I'm the retarded one....
I meant that the other way around....jesh!

The moon affects the earth's tides....
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Old 05-23-2003, 02:03 PM   #670 (permalink)
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wrong tide is affected by water as most detergents

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Old 05-23-2003, 06:39 PM   #671 (permalink)
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sorry bender....you just plain 'ol have a hard time "anything"

the lady they made the aunt jemima bottle after was my grandma
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Old 05-24-2003, 03:36 AM   #672 (permalink)
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NO IT WASNT flyman.......... that bottle has been around for years.... your grandma was only 15 when it came out..... so she wouldn't have looked fat and old back then!





keeping in the food theme......

campbells soup is mmmm mmmm good!
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Old 05-24-2003, 03:36 AM   #673 (permalink)
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fly, fly, fly, how wrong you are...the lady they made the aunt jemima bottle after was moms mabley...


i love the smell of napalm in the morning...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 05-24-2003, 04:13 AM   #674 (permalink)
through charlatans phone
 
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Once again, you have no clue, uncle phil. That's just your jerky neighbor starting his BBQ.


It's raining cats and dogs right now!
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Old 05-24-2003, 05:23 AM   #675 (permalink)
it's jam
 
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nope...those are sheep and goats coming down.

today...I will wash.
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Old 05-24-2003, 05:43 AM   #676 (permalink)
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sorry splck.....i know you and you will put off today what you can do tommorrow

my ass is sore from sittin' in this shitty chair
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Old 05-24-2003, 06:50 AM   #677 (permalink)
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No your ass is sore from people chewing it out in this thread!


My underwear is to tight!
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Old 05-24-2003, 07:51 AM   #678 (permalink)
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Old 05-24-2003, 10:59 AM   #679 (permalink)
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Women that suck long and hard are a good thing. Talking to customer service is a BAD thing. Get it straight.


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Old 05-24-2003, 12:09 PM   #680 (permalink)
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eneneneenneneshch...not when it's raining out...


misery loves company...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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