It's the "YOU ARE WRONG!" Game! - Page 15 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

vermin · 05-18-2003, 11:55 AM

Wrong! The moon is a bare ass sticking out of a window in the sky.

Mars is the red planet

uncle phil · 05-18-2003, 03:53 PM

you are SOOO WRONG...mars is a candy bar...

bridget bardot was a sex symbol...

l_o_c · 05-18-2003, 06:01 PM

Wrong...blah blah something about women not being able to be symbols blah blah....

It will be 12:00 A.M. tomorrow.

hotzot · 05-18-2003, 06:44 PM

Wrong!! Tomorrow never comes!

Man was ment to fly!

mrsandman · 05-18-2003, 08:11 PM

RIGHT!...That's why we got feathers instead of hair.

Sometimes body odor smells like chicken soup.

Wingnut · 05-18-2003, 11:22 PM

No - That would be chicken shit!

The sun is our closest star

XenuHubbard · 05-19-2003, 12:11 AM

The sun is not ours. It's just close to us.

The freemasons invented the skateboard, but kept it a secret.

Wingnut · 05-19-2003, 12:22 AM

No, that is just a conspiracy theory

The first man on the moon was Neil Armstrong

XenuHubbard · 05-19-2003, 12:52 AM

No, he was second. The guy with the camera was first.

Fighting with Ghurkas is a bad idea.

Wingnut · 05-19-2003, 01:09 AM

Not if you have a bazooka

There is oner 6 billion people alive in the world today

uncle phil · 05-19-2003, 02:49 AM

wrong...most of them are dead, just don't know it...

yogi berra "beat" the duck in an AFLAC commercial...(yes, the one in the barber shop...come on, prove me wrong!)

Fly · 05-19-2003, 06:18 AM

sorry there uncle phil my friend,but that was his chicken he was beatin'.........fwap,fwap,fwap,fwap.....

uncle phil lives upstate.

Wingnut · 05-19-2003, 06:54 AM

Nah - He lives in America

My wife is very sexy

rsl12 · 05-19-2003, 07:49 AM

your 'wife' is the hairy palm of your callused hand.

No one can eat just one.

vermin · 05-19-2003, 08:52 AM

Wrong! You'll stop after the first if the first one makes you puke and puke 'till pieces of your stomach lining start coming out.

Gravy is made from roast waste.

Fly · 05-19-2003, 09:16 AM

sorry vermin......pork chop waste over here......yummmy

mashed is the best way to do potatoes

GSRIDER · 05-19-2003, 09:30 AM

Wrong, the best way to do potatoes is to first let them cool down, make sure the centers are ready to burst and butter up your cock. Wrap the outside of the potatoe in duct tape leaving a whole in the center. Apply firm pressure with your penis until you break the skin (or as we potatoe fiends call "the cherry") then waa laa, you're doing potatoes.

Theres Two scoops of raisins in everybox

Peetster · 05-19-2003, 11:49 AM

I was looking in my wife's box this morning and there were no raisins at all!

You can not eat just one potato chip.

ThatOnePerson · 05-19-2003, 12:03 PM

WRONG i just ate one.... and stopped

FIRE BAD!!!!

uncle phil · 05-19-2003, 12:50 PM

nonononono...HEAT bad, fire good...

oh, ok, fire good...

Fly · 05-19-2003, 12:50 PM

WRONG....fire good light many thing with fire.fire keep you warm.fire good

cold beer is better than warm beer

Fly · 05-19-2003, 12:51 PM

damn got me again phil

fire bad.burn many thing with fire.fire bad

cold beer is better than warm beer

Antagony · 05-19-2003, 01:48 PM

Classic!

Actually, a warm beer is better than a cold beer. You see, nothing is better than a cold beer. Yet, a warm beer is better than nothing.

--

Everything we take in with our senses is actually an illusion forced upon us by a greater evil.

mrsandman · 05-19-2003, 06:43 PM

Everything that our senses are exposed to, is a result of the miracle of the world around us...behold!

Pajamas are comfortable.

krwlz · 05-19-2003, 07:38 PM

they are fuckin annoying...sleep nude

alchohal and fire is an accident waiting to happen

GSRIDER · 05-19-2003, 08:11 PM

Wrong : every public service announcement will assure you that Alchohal and your automobile are an accident waiting to happen.

Macitosh RULES!!!!!!!

madsenj37 · 05-19-2003, 08:35 PM

Although Macs are the best, it is Microsoft who has been making the rules.

Women cannot pee standing up and aim at the same time.

Fly · 05-19-2003, 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by madsenj37
Women cannot pee standing up and aim at the same time.

standing in the middle of a lake,who needs to aim.

i am a logged in user

myMHz · 05-19-2003, 11:13 PM

Wrong! you are used as a logger.

Women like sex as much as men, they just don't admit it.

Wingnut · 05-19-2003, 11:43 PM

Wrong, women like sex more than men do!!!!

Life is precious

GakFace · 05-19-2003, 11:48 PM

WRONG!!! If it were, I'd be a Billionaire by now!!!!

Only Geeks like D&D.

(for my part, even if its only us Geeks, oh well

)

motleymonk · 05-19-2003, 11:53 PM

no....you are mistaken...after taxes, definately a millionare; but not.......i repeat not a billionare.

motleymonk · 05-19-2003, 11:55 PM

i am not a geek. i am exceptionally nerdy.

some is good, more is better, too much is just enough.

Wingnut · 05-20-2003, 12:47 AM

Nah - Not if you are at he bottom of the ocean with no oxygen - Way too much water - Not good at all

The moon is not made of cheese

GakFace · 05-20-2003, 12:56 AM

WRONG!!! Think about it man... The moon is made of cheese, and asteroids are constantly cutting it... When you cut the cheese and then you get even more asteroids moving at a high velocity, they are bount to set fire to the gas. Hence is the reason why we can see the moon at night!!

"He Who Smelt It, Dealt It."

Wingnut · 05-20-2003, 01:09 AM

Not if the man who dealt it has no nose

Bush is actually natural dental floss

uncle phil · 05-20-2003, 03:06 AM

el wrongamundo...natural dental floss doesn't get stuck in your teeth...

my wife's cat has 6 toes on two of it's paws...

Wingnut · 05-20-2003, 03:56 AM

Wrong - Your cat only has one paw - My bullterrier ate the other three two seconds ago.

oxygen is needed to sustain human life

Sticky · 05-20-2003, 06:12 AM

Wrong, using the word sustain implies that human life can just appear and then oxygen would only continue to keep it going. Consider replacing sustain with support.

The universe is expanding.

vermin · 05-20-2003, 06:17 AM

Wrong! The Universe reached an equilibrium point yesterday at 4:20 pm. From here on out, it's all about the collapsing.

Tree + gravity + windstorm = smooshed house

05-18-2003, 11:55 AM	#561 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	Wrong! The moon is a bare ass sticking out of a window in the sky. Mars is the red planet __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

05-18-2003, 03:53 PM	#562 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	you are SOOO WRONG...mars is a candy bar... bridget bardot was a sex symbol... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-18-2003, 06:44 PM	#564 (permalink)
hotzot We're having potato pancakes! Location: stalag 13	Wrong!! Tomorrow never comes! Man was ment to fly! __________________ The Bully Boys are here!

05-18-2003, 08:11 PM	#565 (permalink)
mrsandman Addict Location: 3rd coast area	RIGHT!...That's why we got feathers instead of hair. Sometimes body odor smells like chicken soup. __________________ Hail to ALL the troops and shadow warriors.

05-18-2003, 11:22 PM	#566 (permalink)
Wingnut Ready for Action Location: 50 miles North of nowhere	No - That would be chicken shit! The sun is our closest star __________________ You are only limited by your imagination

05-18-2003, 06:01 PM	#563 (permalink)
l_o_c Crazy	Wrong...blah blah something about women not being able to be symbols blah blah.... It will be 12:00 A.M. tomorrow.

05-19-2003, 12:11 AM	#567 (permalink)
XenuHubbard Cute and Cuddly Location: Teegeeack.	The sun is not ours. It's just close to us. The freemasons invented the skateboard, but kept it a secret. __________________ The above was written by a true prophet. Trust me. "What doesn't kill you, makes you bitter and paranoid". - SB2000

05-19-2003, 12:22 AM	#568 (permalink)
Wingnut Ready for Action Location: 50 miles North of nowhere	No, that is just a conspiracy theory The first man on the moon was Neil Armstrong __________________ You are only limited by your imagination

05-19-2003, 12:52 AM	#569 (permalink)
XenuHubbard Cute and Cuddly Location: Teegeeack.	No, he was second. The guy with the camera was first. Fighting with Ghurkas is a bad idea. __________________ The above was written by a true prophet. Trust me. "What doesn't kill you, makes you bitter and paranoid". - SB2000

05-19-2003, 01:09 AM	#570 (permalink)
Wingnut Ready for Action Location: 50 miles North of nowhere	Not if you have a bazooka There is oner 6 billion people alive in the world today __________________ You are only limited by your imagination

05-19-2003, 02:49 AM	#571 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	wrong...most of them are dead, just don't know it... yogi berra "beat" the duck in an AFLAC commercial...(yes, the one in the barber shop...come on, prove me wrong!) __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-19-2003, 06:18 AM	#572 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	sorry there uncle phil my friend,but that was his chicken he was beatin'.........fwap,fwap,fwap,fwap..... uncle phil lives upstate. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

05-19-2003, 06:54 AM	#573 (permalink)
Wingnut Ready for Action Location: 50 miles North of nowhere	Nah - He lives in America My wife is very sexy __________________ You are only limited by your imagination

05-19-2003, 07:49 AM	#574 (permalink)
rsl12 On the lam Location: northern va	your 'wife' is the hairy palm of your callused hand. No one can eat just one. __________________ oh baby oh baby, i like gravy.

05-19-2003, 08:52 AM	#575 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	Wrong! You'll stop after the first if the first one makes you puke and puke 'till pieces of your stomach lining start coming out. Gravy is made from roast waste. __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

05-19-2003, 11:13 PM	#589 (permalink)
myMHz Insane Location: Arizona	Wrong! you are used as a logger. Women like sex as much as men, they just don't admit it. __________________ "The radio business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side."

05-19-2003, 09:16 AM	#576 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	sorry vermin......pork chop waste over here......yummmy mashed is the best way to do potatoes __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

05-19-2003, 09:30 AM	#577 (permalink)
GSRIDER spurt king Location: Out of my mind	Wrong, the best way to do potatoes is to first let them cool down, make sure the centers are ready to burst and butter up your cock. Wrap the outside of the potatoe in duct tape leaving a whole in the center. Apply firm pressure with your penis until you break the skin (or as we potatoe fiends call "the cherry") then waa laa, you're doing potatoes. Theres Two scoops of raisins in everybox __________________ No signature at this time.

05-19-2003, 11:49 AM	#578 (permalink)
Peetster Right Now Location: Home	I was looking in my wife's box this morning and there were no raisins at all! You can not eat just one potato chip.

05-19-2003, 12:03 PM	#579 (permalink)
ThatOnePerson Upright Location: USA	WRONG i just ate one.... and stopped FIRE BAD!!!! __________________ I don't like long signatures.

05-19-2003, 12:50 PM	#580 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	nonononono...HEAT bad, fire good... oh, ok, fire good... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-19-2003, 12:50 PM	#581 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	WRONG....fire good light many thing with fire.fire keep you warm.fire good cold beer is better than warm beer __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

05-19-2003, 12:51 PM	#582 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	damn got me again phil fire bad.burn many thing with fire.fire bad cold beer is better than warm beer __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

05-19-2003, 01:48 PM	#583 (permalink)
Antagony Psychopathic Akimbo Action Pirate Location: ...between Christ and Belial.	Classic! Actually, a warm beer is better than a cold beer. You see, nothing is better than a cold beer. Yet, a warm beer is better than nothing. -- Everything we take in with our senses is actually an illusion forced upon us by a greater evil. __________________ On the outside I'm jazz, but my soul is rock and roll. Sleep is a waste of time. Join the Insomniac Club. "GYOH GWAH-DAH GREH BLAAA! SROH WIH DIH FLIH RYOHH!!" - The Locust

05-19-2003, 06:43 PM	#584 (permalink)
mrsandman Addict Location: 3rd coast area	Everything that our senses are exposed to, is a result of the miracle of the world around us...behold! Pajamas are comfortable. __________________ Hail to ALL the troops and shadow warriors.

05-19-2003, 07:38 PM	#585 (permalink)
krwlz Fledgling Dead Head Location: Clarkson U.	they are fuckin annoying...sleep nude alchohal and fire is an accident waiting to happen

05-19-2003, 08:11 PM	#586 (permalink)
GSRIDER spurt king Location: Out of my mind	Wrong : every public service announcement will assure you that Alchohal and your automobile are an accident waiting to happen. Macitosh RULES!!!!!!! __________________ No signature at this time.

05-19-2003, 08:35 PM	#587 (permalink)
madsenj37 Still searching... Location: NorCal For Life	Although Macs are the best, it is Microsoft who has been making the rules. Women cannot pee standing up and aim at the same time. __________________ "Only two things are certain: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not certain about the universe." -- Albert Einstein

05-19-2003, 11:43 PM	#590 (permalink)
Wingnut Ready for Action Location: 50 miles North of nowhere	Wrong, women like sex more than men do!!!! Life is precious __________________ You are only limited by your imagination

05-19-2003, 11:48 PM	#591 (permalink)
GakFace Go Ninja, Go Ninja Go!! Location: IN, USA	WRONG!!! If it were, I'd be a Billionaire by now!!!! Only Geeks like D&D. (for my part, even if its only us Geeks, oh well ) __________________ RoboBlaster: Welcome to the club! Not that I'm in the club. And there really isn'a a club in the first place. But if there was a club and if I was in it, I would definitely welcome you to it.

05-19-2003, 11:53 PM	#592 (permalink)
motleymonk Upright Location: Akron, Ohio	no....you are mistaken...after taxes, definately a millionare; but not.......i repeat not a billionare. __________________ I yam whatt I yam, and thats alls that I yam.

05-19-2003, 11:55 PM	#593 (permalink)
motleymonk Upright Location: Akron, Ohio	i am not a geek. i am exceptionally nerdy. some is good, more is better, too much is just enough. __________________ I yam whatt I yam, and thats alls that I yam.

05-20-2003, 12:47 AM	#594 (permalink)
Wingnut Ready for Action Location: 50 miles North of nowhere	Nah - Not if you are at he bottom of the ocean with no oxygen - Way too much water - Not good at all The moon is not made of cheese __________________ You are only limited by your imagination

05-20-2003, 12:56 AM	#595 (permalink)
GakFace Go Ninja, Go Ninja Go!! Location: IN, USA	WRONG!!! Think about it man... The moon is made of cheese, and asteroids are constantly cutting it... When you cut the cheese and then you get even more asteroids moving at a high velocity, they are bount to set fire to the gas. Hence is the reason why we can see the moon at night!! "He Who Smelt It, Dealt It." __________________ RoboBlaster: Welcome to the club! Not that I'm in the club. And there really isn'a a club in the first place. But if there was a club and if I was in it, I would definitely welcome you to it.

05-20-2003, 01:09 AM	#596 (permalink)
Wingnut Ready for Action Location: 50 miles North of nowhere	Not if the man who dealt it has no nose Bush is actually natural dental floss __________________ You are only limited by your imagination

05-20-2003, 03:06 AM	#597 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	el wrongamundo...natural dental floss doesn't get stuck in your teeth... my wife's cat has 6 toes on two of it's paws... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.