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splck · 02-10-2005, 01:55 PM

sorry phil...Niagara sucks

I am a rowan tree

Grancey · 02-10-2005, 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fremen

Nah, you're wrong.
Last year a shipment of Viagra fell into the Niagra, and you shoulda seen it shoot upwards. Old Faithful woulda been jealous.

Dynamite in a handbag is bad.

Sorry splck, Fremen was first. And dynamite in a handbag is not that bad. It can be rather handy.

My dog needs a bath.

Xell101 · 02-10-2005, 09:20 PM

You are wrong, your standards are vacuous and baseless. I reject them utterly and therefore your dog does not need a bath.

The jelly fish in Grancey's avatar is upside down.

CityOfAngels · 02-10-2005, 09:34 PM

You are wrong. The jellyfish is upside up, but the avatar itself is upside down.

The opposite of correct is incorrect.

uncle phil · 02-11-2005, 12:59 PM

COA, after all these years, you still haven't got a clue...the opposite of correct is just plain WRONG...

Arthur Miller died last night...

Astrocloud · 02-11-2005, 02:03 PM

Arthur Miller can never die, only salesmen.

Beer is food.

Thogg · 02-11-2005, 02:36 PM

Beer is considered an Alcoholic Beverage, which makes it a beverage not food.

There isn't anything that can be considered normal.

feelgood · 02-12-2005, 10:40 PM

What the hell are you talking about? The fact that I like to take out a huge chuck of earwax outta my dog's ear and rub it over my nipple is considered to be normal...

Putting tooth in a can of cola will eventually use up all of the cola and evolve into a small advanced civilization of mushroom people

Charlatan · 02-13-2005, 06:53 AM

That's just wrong! Everyone knows that the Crest Police would stop any such growth before it would happen... Cre-est! Cre-est! Cre-est! Down with tooth decay.

In 1755, Captain Nezvert's crew mutinied when he forced them to pick their noses and eat it to ward off scurvy.

victorjara · 02-13-2005, 08:35 AM

That's wrong!! They had been doing it in secret the whole trip (they knew the scurvy remedies). Their noses had already been picked clean. They mutinied when Captain Nezvert ordered everyone with a clean nose shot.

Neil Armstrong was the first human to walk on the moon.

Charlatan · 02-13-2005, 08:45 AM

Wrong! Neil Armstrong isn't human...

My flask is made of pewter.

Grancey · 02-16-2005, 02:30 PM

No, no Charlatan, you are mistaken....no pewter, you have a powder flask.

Paul McCartney likes to wear red shirts.

Astrocloud · 02-16-2005, 02:47 PM

Silly everyone knows that Paul died during the early seventies... "He blew his mind out in a car"

The next person writing is going to contradict this statement.

uncle phil · 02-16-2005, 04:37 PM

no shit...

meanwhile, back at the ranch, the lone ranger, not recognizing tonto in his disguise as a pool table, racked his balls...

victorjara · 02-19-2005, 09:44 PM

Thats crap (it really is).

Plus.....the Lone Ranger racks his balls against Silver not Tonto, on those cold desert nights.

next: Uncle Phil clogged up the thread with that bogus posting above.

mazagmot · 02-20-2005, 04:15 AM

if he hadn't posted, you wouldn't have had that nifty statement to use.

Putting the basement on jaxx makes changing the sewage pipes easier.

Ch'i · 09-28-2006, 04:43 PM

That's a load or crap. You'd have to spend more money in lifting the basement than it would have cost to fix the sewage pipes.

Whale tastes better when served with soufflé.

Elphaba · 09-28-2006, 05:37 PM

Whoa, this is an oldie.

Dear Ch'i, I do so hate to correct you on your previous statement, "BUT YOU ARE WRONG!"

Whale is not served with souffle, but within souffle. You are so gauche.

Ch'i · 09-28-2006, 07:46 PM

Yeah, its old, but I like where its going.

Elphaba, in what universe do you think we occupy? You are wrong in a way that causes me physical pain.

Whale, served inside a souffle?

That would dilute the flavor.

Kicking a shin can shape up a bad day.

Charlatan · 10-01-2006, 02:38 AM

No, no, no... NO!!!! Didn't you get the fucking memo? Aim higher!!

You really should keep your nails trimmed if you are going to insert them into another person's body cavity.

Elphaba · 10-01-2006, 02:34 PM

Obviously your statement is terribly inaccurate and reflects a pathetic lack of imagination concerning cavities and fingernails. It's still the missionary position for you, isn't it?

Rose hips and blue balls linked together make a lovely Christmas garland.

bernadette · 10-01-2006, 03:24 PM

Hip & balls, regardless of the color or fragrance, are just inappropriate Christmas decorations for households with young children. Martha Stewart shudders as she prepares carmel popcorn balls for Halloween guests.

Next week is a new year. Yeah baby! Party on the patio!!!

shesus · 10-01-2006, 03:33 PM

Um...some people will use any excuse to party...even if they have to make up one. Sorry hon, but unless you work for the government next week is not the new year.

Although most people believe that wet hair in cold weather can make you sick, they are poorly mistaken...you are more likely to get cancer from the hair dryer.

Ch'i · 10-01-2006, 09:32 PM

Hair dryer causing cancer? If I had a dime for every time I've heard this, I would take those dimes, glue them together, and use it as weapon to beat down anyone who thinks this statement comes anywhere near a coherent argument.

Eclosion is in the eye of the beholder.

Elphaba · 10-01-2006, 09:42 PM

So wrong once again. Eclosion only occurs in the eye of one with extremely poor hygene.

The Bill of Wright's is long overdue and I am thinking legal action is necessary.

pan6467 · 10-01-2006, 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elphaba

The Bill of Wright's is long overdue and I am thinking legal action is necessary.

Didn't you hear, torture is now legal and we're living evermore closely to a dictatorship.

I have tickets to see Alice Cooper Sun. 10/8 7th row.

Elphaba · 10-01-2006, 10:39 PM

Which only proves your retrograde obsession with 70's era musica imposters! (I have an AC vinyl; he is too cool)

Paul Simon is the poet of my generation. Too sad for the rest of y'all to have nothing to compare to my muse. (Oh lordy, this will provoke a major "wrong".)

pan6467 · 10-01-2006, 10:57 PM

Au contraire mes amie, Ray Davies and John Lennon were the poets of your generation. And this generations well....... you may have a point there isn't really one.

Alice Cooper inspired Shania Twain, hence her look.

uncle phil · 10-02-2006, 12:03 PM

au contraire, mon frere, shania twain looks nothing like alice cooper...i mean, like, nothing...

captain spaulding was THE african explorer...

Ch'i · 10-02-2006, 05:42 PM

Explorer? I think not! Captain spaulding was nothing but a schnorrer.

He who smelt it, dealt it.

pan6467 · 10-02-2006, 11:05 PM

Not really, I have a clogged nose so I just smile and wait till others smell it and die.

The Great Kamaluana once stated "nothing is as pure as the love between a boy and his pet rattlesnake, except throwing virgins into the volcano."

Ch'i · 10-03-2006, 12:49 PM

I'm disappointed in you pan. Scientology teaches us that it is thetans that must be thrown into volcanoes.

Two wrongs don't make a right, unless those wrongs are pistachios.

Grasshopper Green · 10-11-2006, 05:19 PM

Pistachios are ALWAYS wrong...any nut that needs to be dyed red is just WRONG!!

Bananas are the perfect food.

Zeraph · 10-11-2006, 05:56 PM

Everyone has different tastes, therefore bananas cannot be the perfect food.

I am watching you.

Ch'i · 10-11-2006, 06:12 PM

Ah, the overconfident prey.

You cannot see, because your thoughts were beset by their own foundation.

Zeraph · 10-12-2006, 12:16 PM

Sight is a biological function, thoughts are not, therefore thoughts would not interfere with sight. The truth yes, but not what I see.

Orange juice is tasty, therefore red juice should be good as well.

uncle phil · 10-12-2006, 12:22 PM

not on this planet; orange = sweet and tasty, red = cranberry and tart (ugh!)

in the game of golf, trees are 90% air...

Ch'i · 10-12-2006, 01:59 PM

Have you completely lost your mind?! A recent study showed that 50% of air was composed of tress.

If you say a word over and over long enough, it will lose all meaning.

Fly · 10-16-2006, 06:47 AM

wrong,wrong,rong,rong,right,right,right.

clamato juice is better than tomato juice.

uncle phil · 10-16-2006, 04:25 PM

flyman, you be a wildman...EVERYBODY knows that tomato juice is better than a drink with a clam in it...

cleanliness is next to godliness...

02-10-2005, 01:55 PM	#1961 (permalink)
splck it's jam Location: Lowerainland BC	sorry phil...Niagara sucks I am a rowan tree __________________ nice line eh?

02-11-2005, 12:59 PM	#1965 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	COA, after all these years, you still haven't got a clue...the opposite of correct is just plain WRONG... Arthur Miller died last night... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-12-2005, 10:40 PM	#1968 (permalink)
feelgood Free Mars! Location: I dunno, there's white people around me saying "eh" all the time	What the hell are you talking about? The fact that I like to take out a huge chuck of earwax outta my dog's ear and rub it over my nipple is considered to be normal... Putting tooth in a can of cola will eventually use up all of the cola and evolve into a small advanced civilization of mushroom people __________________ Looking out the window, that's an act of war. Staring at my shoes, that's an act of war. Committing an act of war? Oh you better believe that's an act of war

02-13-2005, 06:53 AM	#1969 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	That's just wrong! Everyone knows that the Crest Police would stop any such growth before it would happen... Cre-est! Cre-est! Cre-est! Down with tooth decay. In 1755, Captain Nezvert's crew mutinied when he forced them to pick their noses and eat it to ward off scurvy. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

02-13-2005, 08:45 AM	#1971 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Wrong! Neil Armstrong isn't human... My flask is made of pewter. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

02-10-2005, 09:20 PM	#1963 (permalink)
Xell101 Junkie	You are wrong, your standards are vacuous and baseless. I reject them utterly and therefore your dog does not need a bath. The jelly fish in Grancey's avatar is upside down.

02-11-2005, 02:03 PM	#1966 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	Arthur Miller can never die, only salesmen. Beer is food.

02-11-2005, 02:36 PM	#1967 (permalink)
Thogg Crazy Location: Pennsylvania	Beer is considered an Alcoholic Beverage, which makes it a beverage not food. There isn't anything that can be considered normal.

02-13-2005, 08:35 AM	#1970 (permalink)
victorjara Upright	That's wrong!! They had been doing it in secret the whole trip (they knew the scurvy remedies). Their noses had already been picked clean. They mutinied when Captain Nezvert ordered everyone with a clean nose shot. Neil Armstrong was the first human to walk on the moon.

02-16-2005, 02:30 PM	#1972 (permalink)
Grancey Life's short, gotta hurry... Location: land of pit vipers	No, no Charlatan, you are mistaken....no pewter, you have a powder flask. Paul McCartney likes to wear red shirts. __________________ Quiet, mild-mannered souls might just turn out to be roaring lions of two-fisted cool.

02-16-2005, 02:47 PM	#1973 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	Silly everyone knows that Paul died during the early seventies... "He blew his mind out in a car" The next person writing is going to contradict this statement.

02-16-2005, 04:37 PM	#1974 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	no shit... meanwhile, back at the ranch, the lone ranger, not recognizing tonto in his disguise as a pool table, racked his balls... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-19-2005, 09:44 PM	#1975 (permalink)
victorjara Upright	Thats crap (it really is). Plus.....the Lone Ranger racks his balls against Silver not Tonto, on those cold desert nights. next: Uncle Phil clogged up the thread with that bogus posting above.

02-20-2005, 04:15 AM	#1976 (permalink)
mazagmot Crazy Location: S. Korea	if he hadn't posted, you wouldn't have had that nifty statement to use. Putting the basement on jaxx makes changing the sewage pipes easier.

09-28-2006, 04:43 PM	#1977 (permalink)
Ch'i Artist of Life	That's a load or crap. You'd have to spend more money in lifting the basement than it would have cost to fix the sewage pipes. Whale tastes better when served with soufflé.

09-28-2006, 05:37 PM	#1978 (permalink)
Elphaba Deja Moo Location: Olympic Peninsula, WA	Whoa, this is an oldie. Dear Ch'i, I do so hate to correct you on your previous statement, "BUT YOU ARE WRONG!" Whale is not served with souffle, but within souffle. You are so gauche.

09-28-2006, 07:46 PM	#1979 (permalink)
Ch'i Artist of Life	Yeah, its old, but I like where its going. Elphaba, in what universe do you think we occupy? You are wrong in a way that causes me physical pain. Whale, served inside a souffle? That would dilute the flavor. Kicking a shin can shape up a bad day.

10-01-2006, 02:38 AM	#1980 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	No, no, no... NO!!!! Didn't you get the fucking memo? Aim higher!! You really should keep your nails trimmed if you are going to insert them into another person's body cavity. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

10-01-2006, 02:34 PM	#1981 (permalink)
Elphaba Deja Moo Location: Olympic Peninsula, WA	Obviously your statement is terribly inaccurate and reflects a pathetic lack of imagination concerning cavities and fingernails. It's still the missionary position for you, isn't it? Rose hips and blue balls linked together make a lovely Christmas garland.

10-01-2006, 03:24 PM	#1982 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	Hip & balls, regardless of the color or fragrance, are just inappropriate Christmas decorations for households with young children. Martha Stewart shudders as she prepares carmel popcorn balls for Halloween guests. Next week is a new year. Yeah baby! Party on the patio!!! __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

10-01-2006, 03:33 PM	#1983 (permalink)
shesus Fancy Location: Chicago	Um...some people will use any excuse to party...even if they have to make up one. Sorry hon, but unless you work for the government next week is not the new year. Although most people believe that wet hair in cold weather can make you sick, they are poorly mistaken...you are more likely to get cancer from the hair dryer. __________________ Whatever did happen to your soul? I heard you sold it Choose Heaven for the weather and Hell for the company

10-01-2006, 09:32 PM	#1984 (permalink)
Ch'i Artist of Life	Hair dryer causing cancer? If I had a dime for every time I've heard this, I would take those dimes, glue them together, and use it as weapon to beat down anyone who thinks this statement comes anywhere near a coherent argument. Eclosion is in the eye of the beholder.

10-01-2006, 09:42 PM	#1985 (permalink)
Elphaba Deja Moo Location: Olympic Peninsula, WA	So wrong once again. Eclosion only occurs in the eye of one with extremely poor hygene. The Bill of Wright's is long overdue and I am thinking legal action is necessary.

10-01-2006, 10:39 PM	#1987 (permalink)
Elphaba Deja Moo Location: Olympic Peninsula, WA	Which only proves your retrograde obsession with 70's era musica imposters! (I have an AC vinyl; he is too cool) Paul Simon is the poet of my generation. Too sad for the rest of y'all to have nothing to compare to my muse. (Oh lordy, this will provoke a major "wrong".)

10-01-2006, 10:57 PM	#1988 (permalink)
pan6467 Lennonite Priest Location: Mansfield, Ohio USA	Au contraire mes amie, Ray Davies and John Lennon were the poets of your generation. And this generations well....... you may have a point there isn't really one. Alice Cooper inspired Shania Twain, hence her look. __________________ I just love people who use the excuse "I use/do this because I LOVE the feeling/joy/happiness it brings me" and expect you to be ok with that as you watch them destroy their life blindly following. My response is, "I like to put forks in an eletrical socket, just LOVE that feeling, can't ever get enough of it, so will you let me put this copper fork in that electric socket?"

10-02-2006, 12:03 PM	#1989 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	au contraire, mon frere, shania twain looks nothing like alice cooper...i mean, like, nothing... captain spaulding was THE african explorer... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-02-2006, 05:42 PM	#1990 (permalink)
Ch'i Artist of Life	Explorer? I think not! Captain spaulding was nothing but a schnorrer. He who smelt it, dealt it.

10-02-2006, 11:05 PM	#1991 (permalink)
pan6467 Lennonite Priest Location: Mansfield, Ohio USA	Not really, I have a clogged nose so I just smile and wait till others smell it and die. The Great Kamaluana once stated "nothing is as pure as the love between a boy and his pet rattlesnake, except throwing virgins into the volcano." __________________ I just love people who use the excuse "I use/do this because I LOVE the feeling/joy/happiness it brings me" and expect you to be ok with that as you watch them destroy their life blindly following. My response is, "I like to put forks in an eletrical socket, just LOVE that feeling, can't ever get enough of it, so will you let me put this copper fork in that electric socket?"

10-03-2006, 12:49 PM	#1992 (permalink)
Ch'i Artist of Life	I'm disappointed in you pan. Scientology teaches us that it is thetans that must be thrown into volcanoes. Two wrongs don't make a right, unless those wrongs are pistachios.

10-11-2006, 05:19 PM	#1993 (permalink)
Grasshopper Green ...is a comical chap Location: Where morons reign supreme	Pistachios are ALWAYS wrong...any nut that needs to be dyed red is just WRONG!! Bananas are the perfect food. __________________ "They say that patriotism is the last refuge to which a scoundrel clings; steal a little and they throw you in jail, steal a lot and they make you king" Formerly Medusa

10-11-2006, 05:56 PM	#1994 (permalink)
Zeraph Banned Location: The Cosmos	Everyone has different tastes, therefore bananas cannot be the perfect food. I am watching you.

10-11-2006, 06:12 PM	#1995 (permalink)
Ch'i Artist of Life	Ah, the overconfident prey. You cannot see, because your thoughts were beset by their own foundation.

10-12-2006, 12:16 PM	#1996 (permalink)
Zeraph Banned Location: The Cosmos	Sight is a biological function, thoughts are not, therefore thoughts would not interfere with sight. The truth yes, but not what I see. Orange juice is tasty, therefore red juice should be good as well.

10-12-2006, 12:22 PM	#1997 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	not on this planet; orange = sweet and tasty, red = cranberry and tart (ugh!) in the game of golf, trees are 90% air... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-12-2006, 01:59 PM	#1998 (permalink)
Ch'i Artist of Life	Have you completely lost your mind?! A recent study showed that 50% of air was composed of tress. If you say a word over and over long enough, it will lose all meaning.