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mrsandman · 05-15-2003, 05:55 AM

"At work", means actually working, and we all know you're just faking it.

"If it don't fit, don't force it."

Fly · 05-15-2003, 06:12 AM

B.S.

....a 5 pound sledge will fix anything

coffee sure is good in the morning

Unsung · 05-15-2003, 06:24 AM

Coffee smells good in the morning, but coffee actually contains a number of addicting chemicals that harm your brain synapses and, in the long run, cause your sexual response to fail.

Cats are superior to dogs because they never show remorse, while a dog will grovel for no apparent reason.

l_o_c · 05-15-2003, 08:55 AM

Wrong. Cats rub up on anything. How do you know when they are being affectionate. Dogs are truly loyal.

Telephones can help reunite you with old friends.

crackpot · 05-15-2003, 09:10 AM

Wrong. Telephones make it difficult to cut all ties with old friends.

The grass is greener on the other side.

l_o_c · 05-15-2003, 10:25 AM

Nope. Concrete and swimming pools.

Sleep is good.

uncle phil · 05-15-2003, 01:23 PM

wrong...sleep is not good if you're driving a motorcycle...

rock and roll will never die...

krwlz · 05-15-2003, 06:16 PM

it already did, no new music is like classic rock anymore...

pink floyd is awesome

mrsandman · 05-15-2003, 07:50 PM

Wrong...I'd say their Dark Side of the Moon album, having spent over 25 years on Billboards top 200, is awesome.

Cheese is not just for rats.

Wingnut · 05-16-2003, 12:33 AM

Everybody that eats cheese has a little rat in them

The wall in my office has a hole in it

uncle phil · 05-16-2003, 02:28 AM

wrong, the hole in your office has a wall around it...

melissa etheridge is gay...

Wingnut · 05-16-2003, 02:35 AM

She does not look very happy to me!

The hole in your head is surrounded by bone

mrsandman · 05-16-2003, 04:30 AM

Not so fast, compadre...there are SEVEN holes, and they all seem
to be surrounded by mostly skin, zits, hair, nasal nuggets, wax,
cold sores, and other unmentionables.

There was a lunar eclipse last night.

Fly · 05-16-2003, 05:21 AM

wrong mrsandman.....poured rain here,didn't see jack shit.

i've never seen jack shit.

Wingnut · 05-16-2003, 05:35 AM

Look in the mirror

I have a stuffed panda bear in my office

XenuHubbard · 05-16-2003, 06:47 AM

Wrong. Your office is actually your cupboard, and the stuffed panda bear is actually a really fat sewer rat.

Sticky · 05-16-2003, 07:10 AM

XenuHubbard you are wrong.
Wingnut is wrong as well. It is not a stuffed panda in your office (I hope) it is actually a piece, or several pieces, of material that is sewn together that resembles a panda.

my statement:
XenuHubbard was not following the rules of this thread as he did not post a statement of his/her own.

rsl12 · 05-16-2003, 08:17 AM

XenuHubbard can do what the hell he wants. after all, he's named after the leader of the Scientologists!

This sentence is wrong.

(if you say the sentence is wrong too, you are agreeing with me. if you say the sentence is right in saying that it's wrong, then the sentence isn't wrong, and therefore the sentence is wrong. Moreover, you wouldn't be saying 'YOU ARE WRONG." Hah!)

Reese · 05-16-2003, 08:38 AM

WRONG, That sentence is a sentence, Its not a WRONG. (Weather Reporting Office of the National Government )

I forgot to post my statement so I had to edit

crackpot · 05-16-2003, 10:08 AM

Wrong. You had no immediate idea what statement you could use, so you created an event worth stating.

You can't spell "alphabet" without the alphabet.

Sticky · 05-16-2003, 10:32 AM

Wrong. I believe what you should have specified the "English" alphabet. I can certainly spell the word "alphabet" without the hebrew alphabet.

This post took me 2minutes and 38seconds and 78hundredths of seconds to write.

uncle phil · 05-16-2003, 11:22 AM

ANCHANCHANCHANCHHHHHH...this post took you 2 minutes thirty-eight and 78/100s of a second to ENTER...

dogs have four legs and a tail...

mtsgsd · 05-16-2003, 11:40 AM

The Austrailian shepherd can be born without a tail

I imagine that I am a figment of my own imagination

GSRIDER · 05-16-2003, 12:23 PM

WRONG: What you are is a fan boy obsessed with the Matrix and you use this as masterbation material.

The average cube dweller spends more time on the internet posting on TFP than working

Sticky · 05-16-2003, 01:06 PM

GSRIDER, wrong. The "Average" cube dweller does not know much more about the internet than what is presented to them by AOL. There are so many cube dwellers that if the average one was spending his time posting here there would be no bandwidth left for the rest of us.

The IP for www.tfproject.org is 193.64.21.130

mrsandman · 05-16-2003, 11:16 PM

INCORRECTAMONDO...it is the 16th letter of the Greek alphabet AND is 3.14159, (and don't make fun of my dyslexia.)

The Sun hot.

vermin · 05-16-2003, 11:26 PM

Wrong! The Sun is average looking; Alpha Centauri is hot!

One of my speakers is non-functional.

l_o_c · 05-16-2003, 11:28 PM

Wrong. The sun is hot. The Sun hot makes no sense.

The TFP is one of the best, if not the best, boards on the net.

EDIT: Beat.

uncle phil · 05-17-2003, 03:38 AM

vermin, wrong...one of your speakers IS functional...

l_o_c, wrong...TFP is the ONLY best board on the net...

colorado springs' altitude is higher than denver's...

splck · 05-17-2003, 06:28 AM

wrong. flyman is higher.

flyman likes his buds full of crystals.

vermin · 05-17-2003, 07:03 AM

Wrong! Flyman likes his buds half full of crystals (he's an optimist).

Traci Lords would be cuter without the makeup

myMHz · 05-17-2003, 07:38 AM

Wrong! Traci Lords would cuter with a new face.

The Police are coming for you!

GSRIDER · 05-17-2003, 08:01 AM

Wrong: as long as i am dressed in clean clothes and my house is clean the cops will never come.... that is a proven fact... just watch COPS.

Righty tighty, lefty loosy

KWSN · 05-17-2003, 09:10 AM

Gusss you haven't played BANJO-KAZOOIE!!!!!!!*

Bones is old skool.

*You have to be high for it to be the best game ever... but when you are, believe me. It wins over everything.

mrsandman · 05-17-2003, 12:58 PM

Nay...I would say Amoeba are old school.

Grocho Marx had a rapier wit.

buffto · 05-18-2003, 04:14 AM

since wit is a symbolic concept and not a concrete object, it is silly to compare it to a sword.

sonic booms are loud

3x0 · 05-18-2003, 06:15 AM

it depends on your stereo and how loud you set it :]]]

I am horny =)

krwlz · 05-18-2003, 06:42 AM

by now im sure you have masturbated and are no longer horney

its a gorgeous day outside

paddyjoe · 05-18-2003, 06:50 AM

Yeah, well maybe it is where you are, but not everywhere.

Baseball can't be played in the rain.

Zotz · 05-18-2003, 11:29 AM

Its raining, but I am watching a baseball game on tv.

The moon revolves around the earth.

05-15-2003, 05:55 AM	#521 (permalink)
mrsandman Addict Location: 3rd coast area	"At work", means actually working, and we all know you're just faking it. "If it don't fit, don't force it." __________________ Hail to ALL the troops and shadow warriors.

05-15-2003, 06:12 AM	#522 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	B.S. ....a 5 pound sledge will fix anything coffee sure is good in the morning __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

05-15-2003, 06:24 AM	#523 (permalink)
Unsung Upright Location: upper left corner of the USA	Coffee smells good in the morning, but coffee actually contains a number of addicting chemicals that harm your brain synapses and, in the long run, cause your sexual response to fail. Cats are superior to dogs because they never show remorse, while a dog will grovel for no apparent reason. __________________ It's the quiet little people who make all the difference. Well, okay. The big noisy people, too.

05-15-2003, 01:23 PM	#527 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	wrong...sleep is not good if you're driving a motorcycle... rock and roll will never die... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-15-2003, 07:50 PM	#529 (permalink)
mrsandman Addict Location: 3rd coast area	Wrong...I'd say their Dark Side of the Moon album, having spent over 25 years on Billboards top 200, is awesome. Cheese is not just for rats. __________________ Hail to ALL the troops and shadow warriors.

05-15-2003, 08:55 AM	#524 (permalink)
l_o_c Crazy	Wrong. Cats rub up on anything. How do you know when they are being affectionate. Dogs are truly loyal. Telephones can help reunite you with old friends.

05-15-2003, 09:10 AM	#525 (permalink)
crackpot Junkie Location: Montreal	Wrong. Telephones make it difficult to cut all ties with old friends. The grass is greener on the other side.

05-15-2003, 10:25 AM	#526 (permalink)
l_o_c Crazy	Nope. Concrete and swimming pools. Sleep is good.

05-15-2003, 06:16 PM	#528 (permalink)
krwlz Fledgling Dead Head Location: Clarkson U.	it already did, no new music is like classic rock anymore... pink floyd is awesome

05-16-2003, 12:33 AM	#530 (permalink)
Wingnut Ready for Action Location: 50 miles North of nowhere	Everybody that eats cheese has a little rat in them The wall in my office has a hole in it __________________ You are only limited by your imagination

05-16-2003, 02:28 AM	#531 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	wrong, the hole in your office has a wall around it... melissa etheridge is gay... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-16-2003, 02:35 AM	#532 (permalink)
Wingnut Ready for Action Location: 50 miles North of nowhere	She does not look very happy to me! The hole in your head is surrounded by bone __________________ You are only limited by your imagination

05-16-2003, 04:30 AM	#533 (permalink)
mrsandman Addict Location: 3rd coast area	Not so fast, compadre...there are SEVEN holes, and they all seem to be surrounded by mostly skin, zits, hair, nasal nuggets, wax, cold sores, and other unmentionables. There was a lunar eclipse last night. __________________ Hail to ALL the troops and shadow warriors.

05-16-2003, 05:21 AM	#534 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	wrong mrsandman.....poured rain here,didn't see jack shit. i've never seen jack shit. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

05-16-2003, 05:35 AM	#535 (permalink)
Wingnut Ready for Action Location: 50 miles North of nowhere	Look in the mirror I have a stuffed panda bear in my office __________________ You are only limited by your imagination

05-16-2003, 06:47 AM	#536 (permalink)
XenuHubbard Cute and Cuddly Location: Teegeeack.	Wrong. Your office is actually your cupboard, and the stuffed panda bear is actually a really fat sewer rat. __________________ The above was written by a true prophet. Trust me. "What doesn't kill you, makes you bitter and paranoid". - SB2000

05-16-2003, 07:10 AM	#537 (permalink)
Sticky	<b>XenuHubbard</b> you are wrong. <b>Wingnut</b> is wrong as well. It is not a stuffed panda in your office (I hope) it is actually a piece, or several pieces, of material that is sewn together that resembles a panda. my statement: <b>XenuHubbard</b> was not following the rules of this thread as he did not post a statement of his/her own. __________________ Sticky The Stickman

05-16-2003, 08:17 AM	#538 (permalink)
rsl12 On the lam Location: northern va	XenuHubbard can do what the hell he wants. after all, he's named after the leader of the Scientologists! This sentence is wrong. (if you say the sentence is wrong too, you are agreeing with me. if you say the sentence is right in saying that it's wrong, then the sentence isn't wrong, and therefore the sentence is wrong. Moreover, you wouldn't be saying 'YOU ARE WRONG." Hah!) __________________ oh baby oh baby, i like gravy. Last edited by rsl12; 05-16-2003 at 08:20 AM..

05-16-2003, 08:38 AM	#539 (permalink)
Reese Delicious	WRONG, That sentence is a sentence, Its not a WRONG. (Weather Reporting Office of the National Government ) I forgot to post my statement so I had to edit __________________ “It is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick” - Dave Barry Last edited by Reese; 05-16-2003 at 08:45 AM..

05-16-2003, 10:08 AM	#540 (permalink)
crackpot Junkie Location: Montreal	Wrong. You had no immediate idea what statement you could use, so you created an event worth stating. You can't spell "alphabet" without the alphabet.

05-16-2003, 10:32 AM	#541 (permalink)
Sticky	Wrong. I believe what you should have specified the "English" alphabet. I can certainly spell the word "alphabet" without the hebrew alphabet. This post took me 2minutes and 38seconds and 78hundredths of seconds to write. __________________ Sticky The Stickman

05-16-2003, 11:22 AM	#542 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	ANCHANCHANCHANCHHHHHH...this post took you 2 minutes thirty-eight and 78/100s of a second to ENTER... dogs have four legs and a tail... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-16-2003, 11:40 AM	#543 (permalink)
mtsgsd Addict Location: Wisconsin, USA	The Austrailian shepherd can be born without a tail I imagine that I am a figment of my own imagination

05-16-2003, 12:23 PM	#544 (permalink)
GSRIDER spurt king Location: Out of my mind	WRONG: What you are is a fan boy obsessed with the Matrix and you use this as masterbation material. The average cube dweller spends more time on the internet posting on TFP than working __________________ No signature at this time.

05-16-2003, 01:06 PM	#545 (permalink)
Sticky	<b>GSRIDER</b>, wrong. The "Average" cube dweller does not know much more about the internet than what is presented to them by AOL. There are so many cube dwellers that if the average one was spending his time posting here there would be no bandwidth left for the rest of us. The IP for www.tfproject.org is 193.64.21.130 __________________ Sticky The Stickman

05-16-2003, 11:16 PM	#546 (permalink)
mrsandman Addict Location: 3rd coast area	INCORRECTAMONDO...it is the 16th letter of the Greek alphabet AND is 3.14159, (and don't make fun of my dyslexia.) The Sun hot. __________________ Hail to ALL the troops and shadow warriors.

05-16-2003, 11:26 PM	#547 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	Wrong! The Sun is average looking; Alpha Centauri is hot! One of my speakers is non-functional. __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

05-16-2003, 11:28 PM	#548 (permalink)
l_o_c Crazy	Wrong. The sun is hot. The Sun hot makes no sense. The TFP is one of the best, if not the best, boards on the net. EDIT: Beat.

05-17-2003, 03:38 AM	#549 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	vermin, wrong...one of your speakers IS functional... l_o_c, wrong...TFP is the ONLY best board on the net... colorado springs' altitude is higher than denver's... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-17-2003, 06:28 AM	#550 (permalink)
splck it's jam Location: Lowerainland BC	wrong. flyman is higher. flyman likes his buds full of crystals. __________________ nice line eh?

05-17-2003, 07:03 AM	#551 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	Wrong! Flyman likes his buds half full of crystals (he's an optimist). Traci Lords would be cuter without the makeup __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

05-17-2003, 07:38 AM	#552 (permalink)
myMHz Insane Location: Arizona	Wrong! Traci Lords would cuter with a new face. The Police are coming for you! __________________ "The radio business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side."

05-17-2003, 08:01 AM	#553 (permalink)
GSRIDER spurt king Location: Out of my mind	Wrong: as long as i am dressed in clean clothes and my house is clean the cops will never come.... that is a proven fact... just watch COPS. Righty tighty, lefty loosy __________________ No signature at this time.

05-17-2003, 09:10 AM	#554 (permalink)
KWSN green	Gusss you haven't played BANJO-KAZOOIE!!!!!!!* Bones is old skool. *You have to be high for it to be the best game ever... but when you are, believe me. It wins over everything. __________________ Your arms are broken!

05-17-2003, 12:58 PM	#555 (permalink)
mrsandman Addict Location: 3rd coast area	Nay...I would say Amoeba are old school. Grocho Marx had a rapier wit. __________________ Hail to ALL the troops and shadow warriors.