Wingnut

Not if it is tied up!


This must be one of the longest threads on TFP

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You are only limited by your imagination

uncle phil

wrong...word association by wk...


the alphabet contains 26 letters...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Diablo

The Chinese "alphabet", or all of the chinese characters, are supposedly over 60,000 in number. Just a tad more than 26. Too bad you never stated what language.

I have a GBA SP.

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queef queef queef queef queef queef queef VAGINAPHONE!

Wingnut

Only in your mind!


I love pepsi

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You are only limited by your imagination

Diablo

The only time you ever tasted pepsi, is when it was really a coke. Therefore you have never tasted a pepsi, so you wouldn't know if you like/love it or not.

I am incredibly sexy.

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queef queef queef queef queef queef queef VAGINAPHONE!

l_o_c

No. No you are not.

Apple=Apple

splck

stop comparing apples to apples...it's like comparing apples to oranges.

Babies tend to cry...lots.

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nice line eh?

Wingnut

No they wail!


All planes eventually comes down to earth

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You are only limited by your imagination

Peetster

Not if you consider a plane as a two dementional object extending to infinity in both axes.

I'm never bored.

Memalvada

Yes you are, isnt that why you come to TFP?

I am a great big loser

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"The weak are food for the strong, so die and let me feast!" - Makoto Shishio (RK)

Fly

you're a winner in my minds eye *chuckle,chuckle*

mother lovebone "was" the best band in the world

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

paddyjoe

I don't believe an official poll was taken to this regard

Bowling is sports longest season

Peetster

Nope. Bowling is sport's longest season.

Bowling is sport's longest season.

bender

The sound of a buzzer goes off...
Wrong ! sports don't have seasons only years do.

I see more during the light of day.

dankitti

it just SEEMS longer!

iced tea is tea that is iced.

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Aw' little girl, there ain't no time
To wash yer stinky hand
Go 'head 'n' roll over
I'm goin' in you again
In you again
In you again
In you again...

--Frank appa
I Have Been In Yo

paddyjoe

Not really. Tea chilled in the fridge is also ice tea

Gasoline is the most flammable fluid.

Mad_Gecko

Actually if gasoline was the most energy producing liquid they would use it to propel the shuttle, everyone knows the most flammable liquid is the Zippo fluid you spill on your hands when refilling your Zippo. eg. you are most definately wrong

Mirrors reflect light.

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[color=bright blue]W[/color]e Stick To Glass

"If three of us travel together, I shall find two teachers."
Confucious

Mario

Actually mirrors reflect light waves that are in different frequencies that reflect not only visible light but also the waves that are not visible.

There are seven days and nights in a week.

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It's a 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Hit it!

blindawg

Not so here we go a little math to disprove:

A year = 52 weeks
1 year = 365.24 days
365.24/52 = 7.024 days
7.024 days = 168.57 hrs
7 nights and 7 days = 168 hrs

and we know 168.57 hr doen not equal 168 hours

Hence you are wrong.


try this: No changes are permanent, but change is.

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( • Y • )

I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.

( • Y • )

- Jack Handey

uncle phil

wrong...i spend my change so fast it's not even temporary...


cherries are a winner in slots...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Mad_Gecko

Not if you only get two, so you are wrong

Money can't buy happiness

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[color=bright blue]W[/color]e Stick To Glass

"If three of us travel together, I shall find two teachers."
Confucious

paddyjoe

Absolutely false. If I had a million bucks i'd be estatic.

Water covers more of the earth than land.

krwlz

water covers land, which covers the molten earth, so you are wrong

rainy weather sucks

l_o_c

Rain brings flowers.

The sun is important.

mirevolver

Nonsense, the sun causes cancer.


A full moon causes people to go crazy.

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Aside from my great plans to become the future dictator of the moon, I have little interest in political discussions.

l_o_c

No. It causes them to turn into werewolves.

People that play Dungeons and Dragons are dorks.

lola218

people that play d&d are either exceptionally smart or they are serial killers, not dorks.

grease is the word.

l_o_c

Grease is fatty.

Now you're messing with a son of a bitch.

Fly

in regards to the nazareth song "hair of the dog"

i'd have to say wrong because the hair of the dog the day after(you know what i mean)isn't a son of a bitch,it's a good thing.

we're on page 13..... bwaahahahaaa

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SterlingStudios

splck

As usual...you're a few pages behind everyone else. Everyone knows we're on page 18.

I'm sitting in a hotel.

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nice line eh?

Fly

toiling away is more like it.

splck is a psycho and he uses his head to type with.

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SterlingStudios

maximusveritas

Splck isn't psycho; he's just using the keyboard to bash his head in.

My dog "Fluffy" is in heaven

crackpot

Nope. Heaven is "fluffy", your dog is buried in the backyard.

Every good boy deserves fudge.

analog

WRONG! Good diabetic boys would die.

I weigh 200 lbs.

l_o_c

Wrong. You surely weigh slightly less or more than that, but not exactly 200 pounds.

Four ants can elope.

Slims

wrong. Nobody would marry four ants

You can't have too much of a good thing

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"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill

"All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." Seven Pillars of Wisdom, T.E. Lawrence

l_o_c

Heroin overdose. Obesity. Deafness. Alcohol poisoning. Wrong!

Huey Lewis totally had a huge wang.

uncle phil

wrong...huey lewis had the NEWS...


the atomic clock is accurate...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

iRtehCrispeh

accurate as 2 what? my clocks 5 minutes slow whos 2 say my clock is wrong? its all according 2 your perception of time i simply run 5 minutes slower then others!

the brand name of my computer is sony vaio

Minx

Computers don't have names people do.

I am at work right now.

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You've been a naughty boy....go to my room!