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Old 05-13-2003, 05:17 AM   #441 (permalink)
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Old 05-13-2003, 05:22 AM   #442 (permalink)
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Oops. Too late, sorry. Never mind. Oops.

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Old 05-13-2003, 05:30 AM   #443 (permalink)
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Wrong! It's never too late, you're not sorry, and I rarely mind.


Most days I'd still be sleeping at this time.
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Old 05-13-2003, 07:03 AM   #444 (permalink)
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Nah, most days you'd be passed out/unconcious from too much alcohol....


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Old 05-13-2003, 11:52 AM   #445 (permalink)
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Wrong. I'll ship you your parts in 3 days. ha!

e^(3.141*i) = -1
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Old 05-13-2003, 11:58 AM   #446 (permalink)
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If e=7 and i=1000, then that equation would be e^3.141=-1 and that's wrong.

I am short.
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Old 05-13-2003, 12:10 PM   #447 (permalink)
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You are a wumpus and wumpi are giants compared to humans! Thus you = tall

Apple pie is good with vanilla ice cream!
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Old 05-13-2003, 12:13 PM   #448 (permalink)
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Your perception of what is good is most likely different from the perception of other people, therefore it is only your opinion that applie pie is good with vanilla ice cream.

Terresque is a moron and has no friends.
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Old 05-13-2003, 12:14 PM   #449 (permalink)
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Hah your wrong! I have ALOT of imaginary freinds and they count!


Diablos real name is Ram
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Old 05-13-2003, 12:18 PM   #450 (permalink)
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T3h wrong! I presume you might mean that my real name is Ram, but since there is no apostrophe between Diablo and "s" it does not show possession, so that sentence is just wrong.

Terresque is gay.
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Old 05-13-2003, 12:22 PM   #451 (permalink)
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Damn you and your excellent punctuation!


But I must prove you wrong! I am not gay, I am far from it, I'm just not romanitcally entangled right now. (Just got past a hard breakup)

Diablo cannot have children with any of the TFP members because Wumpi and humans cannot cross-breed.
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Old 05-13-2003, 12:29 PM   #452 (permalink)
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You are wrong, because I am not really a wumpus. By definition, a wumpus is:

Quote:
/wuhm'p*s/ n. The central monster (and, in many
versions, the name) of a famous family of very early computer games
called "Hunt The Wumpus'. The original was invented in 1970 (several
years before ADVENT) by Gregory Yob. The wumpus lived somewhere
in a cave with the topology of an dodecahedron's edge/vertex graph
(later versions supported other topologies, including an icosahedron
and Mo"bius strip). The player started somewhere at random in the
cave with five `crooked arrows'; these could be shot through up to
three connected rooms, and would kill the wumpus on a hit (later
versions introduced the wounded wumpus, which got very angry).
Unfortunately for players, the movement necessary to map the maze
was made hazardous not merely by the wumpus (which would eat you if
you stepped on him) but also by bottomless pits and colonies of
super bats that would pick you up and drop you at a random location
(later versions added `anaerobic termites' that ate arrows, bat
migrations, and earthquakes that randomly changed pit locations).

This game appears to have been the first to use a non-random
graph-structured map (as opposed to a rectangular grid like the even
older Star Trek games). In this respect, as in the dungeon-like
setting and its terse, amusing messages, it prefigured ADVENT and
Zork and was directly ancestral to the latter (Zork acknowledged
this heritage by including a super-bat colony). A C emulation of
the original Basic game is available at the Retrocomputing Museum,
`http://www.ccil.org/retro'.
Source: www.dictionary.com

I am not the central monster of any video game, and therefore not a wumpus.


A being once went to the domain name http://www.tfproject.org/ and registered a username TerresqueÜ. This occured in the month of April, in the year 2003 AD.
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Old 05-13-2003, 12:34 PM   #453 (permalink)
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Hah YOU ARE WRONG!!! I didn't go to http://www.tfproject.org!

I just went to www.tfproject.org!!!! So all technicallities applied you are wrong!

A person named Diablo has only 13 or 14 posts
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Old 05-13-2003, 12:44 PM   #454 (permalink)
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Just to tell you, www.tfproject.org is a redirection to http://www.tfproject.org and if you type in www.tfproject.org the browser adds http:// to the start of it. Stupid Aki.

Anyway...you are wrong. At 2 different boards I have over 6000 posts each, plus I'm in the hundreds in multiple different boards. That's a lot more than just 13 or 14 posts.

The first name of the person who is posting as TerresqueÜ at the Tilted Forum Project is Akira.
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Old 05-13-2003, 12:48 PM   #455 (permalink)
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I said all technicallities applied!

My first name is Akira but I more generally answer to "Spanish" which most of the people I talk to on a day to day basis call me. We haven't talked in person for a while Ram. Anyways I have adopted Spanish as my true name as opposed to Akira.
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Old 05-13-2003, 12:51 PM   #456 (permalink)
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Uhhh...you said nothing for me to prove wrong, so I'll just prove your explanation wrong.

Look at your birth certificate. It says Akira, not Spanish.

Pure water is clear.
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Old 05-13-2003, 12:52 PM   #457 (permalink)
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And now I'll prove your explanation wrong, my birth certificate says Akira Roy Sakoda.


Diablo has an older brother named Jay.
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Old 05-13-2003, 01:00 PM   #458 (permalink)
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wrong...my buddy josh has an older brother named jay...


air is clear here...
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Old 05-13-2003, 01:45 PM   #459 (permalink)
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Not in LA. And nothing is clear, you just can't see the color.

Time is a measure of duration.
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Old 05-13-2003, 05:31 PM   #460 (permalink)
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Time isn't tangible, so how can it possibly be calculated as a tangible measure?


The District of Columbia has a greater population than that of Wyoming.
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Old 05-13-2003, 05:39 PM   #461 (permalink)
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nope.....more pot smokers in the DC.....therefore more people(hehe)

the zevonist monestary is where KWSN hangs out.
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Old 05-13-2003, 05:51 PM   #462 (permalink)
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no, he hangs out on bones balls

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Old 05-13-2003, 05:53 PM   #463 (permalink)
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Music doesn't fit in a keyhole.

Assuming a normal distribution, the standard deviation of the following set is 5.
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Old 05-13-2003, 06:45 PM   #464 (permalink)
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Assuming normal distribution here is a null program. There are far more than five deviants, and they're all non-standard.

I'm a potato.
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Old 05-13-2003, 07:20 PM   #465 (permalink)
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Just because you sit on the couch a lot, doesn't ACTUALLY make you a potato.


Mr. Potatohead made a lot of money for somebody.
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Old 05-13-2003, 08:21 PM   #466 (permalink)
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Nope. The people that made him did.

CD's can contain audio.
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Old 05-13-2003, 08:43 PM   #467 (permalink)
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nothin' but sounds my friend,nothin' but sounds.

brittany spears sucks.....
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Old 05-13-2003, 09:04 PM   #468 (permalink)
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Fuck that, she blows.

My blood is red.
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Old 05-13-2003, 09:11 PM   #469 (permalink)
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Sorry man its blue, as no oxygen seems to ever get to your brain.


I have been awake for 36 hours.
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Old 05-13-2003, 09:13 PM   #470 (permalink)
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Wrong! You have been sleepwalking for 36 hours.


I'm an optimist in denial.
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Old 05-13-2003, 09:20 PM   #471 (permalink)
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No, you're a dyslexic optometrist.



The new 7-UP is the same as Surge.
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Old 05-13-2003, 09:28 PM   #472 (permalink)
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It's subtley different!

Robots can make the following sounds-bleep, blop, and bloop.
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Old 05-13-2003, 09:38 PM   #473 (permalink)
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Bloop is not a sound, it's an actual sentence.

Greek people are hairy.
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Old 05-13-2003, 09:51 PM   #474 (permalink)
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Naw mesican people are hairy!

Bookkeeper is the only word written in the english dictionary that contains 3 double letters in a row
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Old 05-13-2003, 10:39 PM   #475 (permalink)
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Words are not written in dictionaries - they are printed


Time is only a perception
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Old 05-13-2003, 11:31 PM   #476 (permalink)
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Nope. Passing now....now...now....now.

Red is red.
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Old 05-13-2003, 11:58 PM   #477 (permalink)
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Not really my friend Red is kind of Blue since his wife left him.

Soda cans are made of Aluminum
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Old 05-14-2003, 12:38 AM   #478 (permalink)
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Nope, nothing is pure aluminum.

I think therefore I am.
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Old 05-14-2003, 12:53 AM   #479 (permalink)
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Wrong. Think you're a frong. You're not a frog.

Patch Adams was a really shitty movie.
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Old 05-14-2003, 01:43 AM   #480 (permalink)
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Wrong! Patch Adams gave me an erection! So how could it be shitty?


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