nukeu666

on the keyboard i mean

so often u mix up u and i while typing ending up in non-sensical sentences

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Fly

t and y fuck me up all the time.

and they're close to u and i.......

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spived2

fickung stipud ketbpard

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Moobie

I like v & b vecause I always mix them so bery often.

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mb99usa

I usually mess up the a & s. Thia will reslly acrew up s aentence.

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Averett

I asked my friend on Sunday this question "Hey did you remember to change your cock back an hour?" D'oh!


This same friend would always type out "lmso" instead of "lmao" laughing my socks off indeed.

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Dano069

I suffer from FFS...Fat Finger Syndrome. Instead of mixing letters up, I wind up adding them frome thiem to time. Although, those fat fingers DO come in handy sometime.

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CSflim

Interesting, I could still understand what you were saying, despite the typos...I wonder why? Can anyone give me an explaination for this?

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Reese

I put the first letter of a word at then end of the last word alot.

ie. Thisi s stupidl ooking; compared to This is stupid looking.

CSflim, same here. I didn't even see the mispellings for a second I am horrible at correcting other peoples spelling because I don't read the whole word.

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matt_mll

I always fuck up m & n. Don't know why either, my hand is crooked or something. Completely interrupts the flow of typing. I'm glad to know that others have this problen too.

slimshaydee

i dont fuk up ne letterz, i learnd how too type all buy meself

nukeu666

do i know the meaning of chivalry? obviously not! [examples of backfire coz of a single character]

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Why did the Comp. Engineer get X-mas and Halloween mixed up?
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Fearless_Hyena

THIS JUST IN!!!

OMG! Check out this amazing article!!!

Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer are in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe and the biran fguiers it out aynawy.

NEAT HUH!!!!


(sorry)
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...353#post632353

bernadette

gahhhhhhhh

that's soooooo fuckin cool, Fearless_Hyena!

*mind bends*

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Batman976

Ha! Fearless beat bernadette to it! bernadette, you should just put that in your signature, I think.

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bernadette

and he said the word...

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Batman976

hahaha... yru'oe so aoesmwe.

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CSflim

Fearless_Hyena Thanks for the cool, and interesting article. I knew that there had to be an answer.

However, I failed to fully grasp it the first time round, and my scroll up button is broken. Could anyone post it another few dozen times. Please? For me?

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spived2

Heh thanks for looking that one up for me. I was trying to find it on google but had no idea what to put in the search field. tahnks.

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KWSN

*twitches several times, dies*

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Hail Citizens!

This thread has taken a turn for the worse.
Release the Brain Bug!

It's what this thread needs.
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Chingal0

Oh man tell me about it. I can type fairly quick, ~70 wpm when I get going real fast, like when im typing a paper or something, but when I go back and proofread it, there are almost always several extra letters that get whacked due to my sausage fingers. I feel ashamed.

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