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*dies, since reanimated tuna has no limbs to perform Heimlich manuver*
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*gets fired for being online at work*
not really... |
*think's Bones needs a cold shower* :p
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*injects redlemon with fluorescent green re-animator fluid*
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*reanimates as a zombie, ready to serve the bidding of Giant Hamburger*
*screaming deep inside* |
*joins bones in the newly built shower for two*
*brrrrr!!!* *turns the hot water on* |
*rubber ducky you're the one, you make bathtime lots of fun!*
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*builds a new bar-n-grill in the big tranquil field with windows facing away from the shower stall*
*installs rooftop patio for the shower voyeur customers* |
*thinking reanimation is not all it is cracked up to be*
*doesn't think field is that tranquil anymore, what with all the burning restaraunts* |
*sees the clone of paris hilton*
*snaps her in half like the twig she is* *only wants to associate with the words "paris" and "hilton" if she is staying IN a Hilton IN the city of Paris* |
*swings the bit stick, narrowly missing redlemon*
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*douses out bone's*
*wonders about the re-animation technique* *lights doobie* *loses pants* *blushes* |
*bored, wonders if there is a union for under-utilized zombies*
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*apologizes to zombie redlemon for not getting back to him*
*presents him with a heaping plate full of warm human brains* *commands him to go forth and stalk Bones* |
*jerks to attention*
*sees Bones on fire* *douses Bones with bucket of water, since it will be difficult to stalk him if he is dead* |
*stalks Bones, as the two Olsen twins are too thin to sufficiently disguise him*
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*when no one is looking takes the hilton sister's body parts to perform deviant sexual acts*
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*lays on the field while looking at the cloud pictures*
*considers raiding Bones' gymboree* |
*builds a giant swimming pool in the middle of this big tranquil field cuz there's been so much fire lately, surely i am not the only one who needs a refreshing place to cool off*
*steals freman's batmite suit & throws it on the smoldering burger king* who wants to skinny dip now? |
*realizes other people are playing in my puddle and enjoys it*
*mean while builds a unversity for the deaf* |
bones please kill me
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*wishes everyone a happy ramadan*
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*backs slowly away from Bones*
*tries not to make eye contact* |
*is still a little worried*
*goat meat does taste good* |
*jumps into Bernadette's pool naked*
*zombie parts begin to dissolve* |
*while on fire eats said body parts and gives bones the finger for not doing the job properly*
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*gives Happyland indigestion*
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*wanders blindly into this thread after only having read the first few posts*
*scratches head* *wanders out of this thread just as confused as when he entered* |
*lets gastrointestinal tract burn first and smiles in delight*
*realizing that it sucks to be on fire, jumps in a puddle of filth created by the orgy of insanity which started with a pantless man* *burns more* |
*wondering why bones hates me, puts self out and asks for a more well equiped person to do the job-star
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*Has no fear of Red Lemon because Zombies eat trains and I missed mine*
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*offers Astrocloud a ride home on flying hamburger*
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*notices the party is busting up*
*finds the slightly battered segway that jesus abandoned when he ascended back to heaven* *scoots off to find another big tranquil field where the burning of buildings & small children never occurs* Asta! <small>oh wait... that's not my line...</small> |
*opens the gates of hell and invites those still here to feel the warmth*
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*thanx....eh* |
* Seems that the wrath of the Gods
Got a punch on the nose and it started to flow; I think I might be sinking. * |
*htrows some wood into the gates of hell to heat it up, knocks satan on the head, after which he closes them in disgust*
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*shakes head in amazement* *led zeppelin rules* *as does uncle mystro* |
*Been dazed and confused for so long it's not true.
I wanted a woman, never bargained for you.* |
"...and I was the start of this hollywood movie..."
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*Is oddly at ease hovering above everyone between two buns*
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*is gunna cry because this thread is still alive.*
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*is sad because he missed this thread*
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*Why don't you take a good look at yourself and describe what you see,
And Baby, Baby, Baby, do you like it?* |
*notices the lock fell off the front door, posts again*
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*offers high-five to Redlemon*
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*offers alcoholic beverage of choice to Redlemon*
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*begins to wander aimlessly, humming unidentifiable tunes to self* |
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*Snaps fingers and makes everyone and everything whole and beautiful again*
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*offers Bernadette some food, since I'm no longer being digested in her belly*
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*wishes to toss Redlemon in his Ceaser*
......for taste eh........ |
*wonders why he bothered reviving this thread*
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*laughs his ass off*
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