*dies, since reanimated tuna has no limbs to perform Heimlich manuver*

*gets fired for being online at work*


not really...

*think's Bones needs a cold shower* :p

*injects redlemon with fluorescent green re-animator fluid*

*reanimates as a zombie, ready to serve the bidding of Giant Hamburger*

*screaming deep inside*

*joins bones in the newly built shower for two*

*brrrrr!!!*

*turns the hot water on*

*rubber ducky you're the one, you make bathtime lots of fun!*

*builds a new bar-n-grill in the big tranquil field with windows facing away from the shower stall*

*installs rooftop patio for the shower voyeur customers*

*thinking reanimation is not all it is cracked up to be*

*doesn't think field is that tranquil anymore, what with all the burning restaraunts*

*sees the clone of paris hilton*

*snaps her in half like the twig she is*

*only wants to associate with the words "paris" and "hilton" if she is staying IN a Hilton IN the city of Paris*

*swings the bit stick, narrowly missing redlemon*

*douses out bone's*

*wonders about the re-animation technique*

*lights doobie*

*loses pants*

*blushes*

*bored, wonders if there is a union for under-utilized zombies*

*apologizes to zombie redlemon for not getting back to him*

*presents him with a heaping plate full of warm human brains*

*commands him to go forth and stalk Bones*

*jerks to attention*

*sees Bones on fire*

*douses Bones with bucket of water, since it will be difficult to stalk him if he is dead*

*stalks Bones, as the two Olsen twins are too thin to sufficiently disguise him*

*when no one is looking takes the hilton sister's body parts to perform deviant sexual acts*

*lays on the field while looking at the cloud pictures*

*considers raiding Bones' gymboree*

*builds a giant swimming pool in the middle of this big tranquil field cuz there's been so much fire lately, surely i am not the only one who needs a refreshing place to cool off*

*steals freman's batmite suit & throws it on the smoldering burger king*

who wants to skinny dip now?

*realizes other people are playing in my puddle and enjoys it*

*mean while builds a unversity for the deaf*

bones please kill me

*wishes everyone a happy ramadan*

*backs slowly away from Bones*

*tries not to make eye contact*

*is still a little worried*

*goat meat does taste good*

*jumps into Bernadette's pool naked*

*zombie parts begin to dissolve*

*while on fire eats said body parts and gives bones the finger for not doing the job properly*

*gives Happyland indigestion*

*wanders blindly into this thread after only having read the first few posts*

*scratches head*

*wanders out of this thread just as confused as when he entered*

*lets gastrointestinal tract burn first and smiles in delight*

*realizing that it sucks to be on fire, jumps in a puddle of filth created by the orgy of insanity which started with a pantless man*

*burns more*

*wondering why bones hates me, puts self out and asks for a more well equiped person to do the job-star

*Has no fear of Red Lemon because Zombies eat trains and I missed mine*

*offers Astrocloud a ride home on flying hamburger*

*notices the party is busting up*

*finds the slightly battered segway that jesus abandoned when he ascended back to heaven*

*scoots off to find another big tranquil field where the burning of buildings & small children never occurs*

Asta!
<small>oh wait... that's not my line...</small>

*opens the gates of hell and invites those still here to feel the warmth*

*some of redlemon is being digested in Happyland, and the rest is dissolved in Bernadette's pool, so there is nothing to fear (but fear itself)*

Classic!!

*was cold........am now warm*

*thanx....eh*

* Seems that the wrath of the Gods
Got a punch on the nose and it started to flow;
I think I might be sinking. *

*htrows some wood into the gates of hell to heat it up, knocks satan on the head, after which he closes them in disgust*

*realizes....uncle mystro has a song for everything*

*shakes head in amazement*

*led zeppelin rules*

*as does uncle mystro*

*Been dazed and confused for so long it's not true.
I wanted a woman, never bargained for you.*

"...and I was the start of this hollywood movie..."

*Is oddly at ease hovering above everyone between two buns*

*is gunna cry because this thread is still alive.*

*is sad because he missed this thread*

*Why don't you take a good look at yourself and describe what you see,
And Baby, Baby, Baby, do you like it?*

*notices the lock fell off the front door, posts again*

*offers high-five to Redlemon*

*offers alcoholic beverage of choice to Redlemon*

*gladly accepts an Irish coffee, drinks it in one gulp*

*begins to wander aimlessly, humming unidentifiable tunes to self*

*attempts high five, misses due to Irish coffee intake*

*Snaps fingers and makes everyone and everything whole and beautiful again*

*offers Bernadette some food, since I'm no longer being digested in her belly*

*wishes to toss Redlemon in his Ceaser*


......for taste eh........

*wonders why he bothered reviving this thread*

*laughs his ass off*