Change?
 

Nonsense, I had a dollar.

OK on the count of three everyone jump at jump. We might be able to shift the worlds orbit enough to avoid being struck by the huge meteor!

Jump at jump? Vhat does zis meen!

Alright. You say jump, I say, "HOW FUCK'N HIGH, MOTHERFUCKER?"

Kris Kross will make ya...

didn´t Kris Kros end up in prison?

But did they jump?

when jumpin who?? what?? my head hurts!!

Seriously, you guys, mmmmmmkay?

Huge meteor headed for earth. What can we do about it. We ain't talkin bout a meteor the size of Texas, we talking about one the size of the whole damn planet!!!

What Prosequence is askin is... if everyone on the Northern hemisphere jumped at the count of 3... do you think we could jolt earth a little bit to move it out of the way of this meteor?

ready?

one

two

<center>You put your right foot in
You put your right foot out
You put your right foot in
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey
And you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about


You put your left foot in
You put your left foot out
You put your left foot in
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey
And you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about


You put your right hand in
You put your right hand out
You put your right hand in
And you shake it all about
You do the Hokey-Pokey
And you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about

You put your left hand in,
You put your left hand out;
You put your left hand in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey,
And you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about!

You put your right side in,
You put your right side out;
You put your right side in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey,
And you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about


You put your left side in
You put your left side out
You put your left side in
And you shake it all about
You do the Hokey-Pokey
And you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about

You put your nose in
You put your nose out
You put your nose in
And you shake it all about
You do the Hokey-Pokey
And you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about


You put your tushie in
You put your tushie out
You put your tushie in
And you shake it all about
You do the Hokey-Pokey
And you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about


You put your head in
You put your head out
You put your head in
And you shake it all about
You do the Hokey-Pokey
And you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about


You put your whole self in
You put your whole self out
You put your whole self in
And you shake it all about
You do the Hokey-Pokey
And you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about </center>

<embed src="http://www.smart-central.com/Sounds/HokeyPokey.mid" autostart="true">

i thought it was going to miss again... man this is like a movie... im in a movie... anyone want my autograph??

i dont get it

THREE >>> NOW!!!!!!

DAMNIT don't just sit there, jump, jump I say....

You didn't jump did you. No, I know you didn't.
When we get destroyed by the big commet, it's your fault. No one else's, just yours.

Hope your freakin happy.

I've been on this thread for over 10 minutes. Listening to the hypnotic jingle of the Hokey Pokey. It commands me to shake all about. The tune marches through my veins like Radioactive Rubber Pants.. Do not ignore my veins!

Is it REALLY what it's all about?

Yep.

Lets all flush the toilet at once instead.

Hang on

The pace has picked up

This song is getting faster

And still some

I know I shouldn't keep listening

Help.................................................................................................

Ahhhhhhhh.


It stopped.

Hail Future Space Debris!

I personally would like to quicken the pace for our collision course with certain obliteration if it will bring an end to the infernal hokey pokey that is echoing in the caverns of my mind.

Wait, I just stopped it with a click of the mouse. Huzzah!
I would still like to welcome oblivion.
-GH

I believe prosequence, however I think we may need to import more human tonnage from Asia. Yao-Ming was a good start.

I wonder if I can use this Hokey Pokey midi to drive my roommates out of the apartment. Even better... maybe I can play it really loud, open my windows and drive all the crows out of this damn city before they get too bad.

Arrgghhh...

MUST STAB SPEAKERS....

Destroy sound card....

Ah hell yeah, it's getting faster!!!!!!! It's a drug!~!~!!~!~! Whoooohaaaaaaaa... Driving and pulsing and pushing ever forward - pushing me to the edge where hokey and pokey are one and the same and the mysteries of the universe are within my reach.