MOVIE QUOTES - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

iktoweya · 10-22-2003, 07:42 PM

Hey lets give this game another try. Simple Rules: you guess the movie from the previous poster's quote. you are then allowed to post your own quote from a different movie. oh yeah and no cheating. ill start.

" Hi, I'm Earth. Have we met?"

K-Wise · 10-22-2003, 07:45 PM

That would be David Spade on.... Tommy Boy

"You participated in a phallus naming?!"

Asta!!

iktoweya · 10-22-2003, 07:52 PM

jeremy piven in PCU

So, mi amici. I would ask you your name, but in view of your clothes, and the fact that the Chateau d'If is only two miles away, what's the point?

K-Wise · 10-22-2003, 09:52 PM

The Count Of Monte Cristo

KICK FUCKIN ASS I GOT A MASTER CARD!!!

Good luck with that one

Asta!!

iktoweya · 10-22-2003, 10:29 PM

American Movie

Anything? Well, uh I guess I, deep down, am feeling a little confused. I mean, suddenly, you get married, and you're supposed to be this entirely different guy. I don't feel different. I mean, take yesterday for example. We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about. You know, and uh, and I started feeling.....what? what I thought we were in the trust tree in the nest, were we not?

K-Wise · 10-22-2003, 10:36 PM

Will Ferrel - Old School

Tay In The Weeeeeend

Asta!!

anleja · 10-22-2003, 10:49 PM

sorry, I'm stumped, I just had to ask K-Wise... don't you ever sleep?

back to the thread:
Tay In The Weeeeeend

K-Wise · 10-22-2003, 10:57 PM

What is sleep?

Asta!!

Batman976 · 10-23-2003, 01:04 AM

Jodie Foster in Nell

"Doctor, question that's always bothered me and a lot of people: Mayflower, combined with Philadelphia -- a no-brainer, right? Cause this is where the Mayflower landed. Not so. It turns out Columbus actually set foot somewhere down in the West Indies. Little known fact."

K-Wise · 10-23-2003, 01:45 AM

No clue

Asta!!

iktoweya · 10-23-2003, 08:14 AM

Best in show

"Listen to me! You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you. This is not the worst thing that can happen."

petergriffin24 · 10-23-2003, 08:40 AM

Tyler Durden-Fight Club

"We get caught laundering money, we're not going to white collar resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to Federal 'Pound me in the Ass' prison!"

SuperMidget · 10-23-2003, 09:08 AM

Office Space

"They put gum in the lock."
"Bunch of savages in this town."

Moobie · 10-23-2003, 09:15 AM

Dante Hicks: Clerks

"I'm not even sure that qualifies as language."

"It's Latin."

petergriffin24 · 10-23-2003, 09:32 AM

Event Horizon

"Hey, I guess they're right. Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose.

iktoweya · 10-23-2003, 09:39 AM

Harry from dumb and dumber

Snag it? No way. I've seen this movie. The black dude dies first. *You* snag it!

petergriffin24 · 10-23-2003, 10:48 AM

Evolution

Television is the explanation for this. You see this in bad television. Little assault guys creeping through the vents, coming in through the ceiling--that James Bond shit never happens in real life, professionals don't do that!

Batman976 · 10-23-2003, 10:59 AM

Boondock Saints

"Okay, what am I doing? ... I'm chasing this guy ... No, he's chasing me!"

lyxo · 10-23-2003, 05:53 PM

Memento

"Ah, size five frame furniture, and the scoffer cushions, with the matching side-front covers."
--Took me a good 20 minutes to come up with that.......

prosequence · 10-23-2003, 06:15 PM

American Psyco? Won't post a quote until verified.

iktoweya · 10-25-2003, 12:02 PM

ok is someone gonna verify this dude???? hrm i dont ant this game to die so soon we havent even made it to a second page

K-Wise · 10-25-2003, 05:32 PM

UP!

Asta!!

iktoweya · 10-26-2003, 09:11 AM

well since there is no answer from the last poster they are getting bumped and onto a new quote.

We sat and drank with the sun on our shoulders and felt like free men. Hell, we could have been tarring the roof of one of our own houses. We were the lords of all creation. As for Andy - he spent that break hunkered in the shade, a strange little smile on his face, watching us drink his beer.

prosequence · 10-26-2003, 02:04 PM

The green mile. That I do know.

"Pull the string! Pull the string!!"

iktoweya · 10-26-2003, 02:11 PM

that wasnt the green mile

prosequence · 10-26-2003, 02:40 PM

oooopsss correct...Shawshank redemption....
sorry bout dat.

lyxo · 10-26-2003, 02:46 PM

oh, my quote was from Snatch, by Mickey, also on the Snatch soundtrack. The part before the dog-rabbit chase, where it was completely not understandable even to the captioners, but i caught a few words in it. He was apparently describing the caravan that Turkish and Tommy were going to pick up for him for the fight

Jam · 10-26-2003, 06:38 PM

shouldnt someone have put a new qoute down now?

K-Wise · 10-26-2003, 08:19 PM

Yeah prosequence

Asta!!

Disco Stu · 10-26-2003, 10:30 PM

soo, not sure if there are any quotes to figure out, so i'm just startin a new one off.

"Hello, Police, this is the Mon Signor Hotel, get someone up
here right fucking now, there's a DEAD WHORE stuffed
under the mattress!"

K-Wise · 10-26-2003, 10:39 PM

4 rooms with Tim Roth

Fate comes to soon should conquerer be killed

Asta!!

Batman976 · 10-26-2003, 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by prosequence
"Pull the string! Pull the string!!"

This one was never answered either. I only remember it being from one of Ed Wood's movies. I don't remember which one.

prosequence · 10-27-2003, 06:20 AM

Correct Batman, Ed Wood (Johny Depp) ... go ahead, give us a quote

iktoweya · 10-27-2003, 08:34 AM

seeing as how this is my game and i get to regulate, because batman did answer the last playable quote i say it is his/her turn to put a quote unless of course he/she would like to let the lastest quote by k-wise be played which is

Fate comes to soon should conquerer be killed

Batman976 · 10-27-2003, 10:03 AM

Well, Tim Burton's Ed Wood isn't even what I was thinking what the right answer to the quote, since that's not the original source of the quote. I think it was from Ed Wood's Glen or Glenda.

Eitherway, go ahead and play with K-wise's quote (which I don't know).

Moobie · 11-04-2003, 08:52 AM

Okay I don't want this game to die. K-wise gets one point for stumping everyone. Tell us what the answer was. To get things rolling again try this one on for size:

"Ya cun tacha, ka woonie woonie sa ne?"

10-22-2003, 07:42 PM	#1 (permalink)
iktoweya These pretzels are making me thirsty!! Location: 105B	MOVIE QUOTES Hey lets give this game another try. Simple Rules: you guess the movie from the previous poster's quote. you are then allowed to post your own quote from a different movie. oh yeah and no cheating. ill start. " Hi, I'm Earth. Have we met?" __________________ i miss K-Wise

10-22-2003, 07:45 PM	#2 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	That would be David Spade on.... Tommy Boy "You participated in a phallus naming?!" Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!

10-22-2003, 07:52 PM	#3 (permalink)
iktoweya These pretzels are making me thirsty!! Location: 105B	jeremy piven in PCU So, mi amici. I would ask you your name, but in view of your clothes, and the fact that the Chateau d'If is only two miles away, what's the point? __________________ i miss K-Wise

10-22-2003, 09:52 PM	#4 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	The Count Of Monte Cristo KICK FUCKIN ASS I GOT A MASTER CARD!!! Good luck with that one Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!

10-22-2003, 10:29 PM	#5 (permalink)
iktoweya These pretzels are making me thirsty!! Location: 105B	American Movie Anything? Well, uh I guess I, deep down, am feeling a little confused. I mean, suddenly, you get married, and you're supposed to be this entirely different guy. I don't feel different. I mean, take yesterday for example. We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about. You know, and uh, and I started feeling.....what? what I thought we were in the trust tree in the nest, were we not? __________________ i miss K-Wise

10-22-2003, 10:36 PM	#6 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	Will Ferrel - Old School Tay In The Weeeeeend Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!

10-22-2003, 10:49 PM	#7 (permalink)
anleja disconnected Location: ignoreland	sorry, I'm stumped, I just had to ask K-Wise... don't you ever sleep? back to the thread: Tay In The Weeeeeend

10-22-2003, 10:57 PM	#8 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	What is sleep? Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!

10-23-2003, 01:04 AM	#9 (permalink)
Batman976 is you wicked? Location: I live in a giant bucket.	Jodie Foster in Nell "Doctor, question that's always bothered me and a lot of people: Mayflower, combined with Philadelphia -- a no-brainer, right? Cause this is where the Mayflower landed. Not so. It turns out Columbus actually set foot somewhere down in the West Indies. Little known fact." __________________ The following statement is true. The preceding statement was false.

10-23-2003, 01:45 AM	#10 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	No clue Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!

10-23-2003, 08:14 AM	#11 (permalink)
iktoweya These pretzels are making me thirsty!! Location: 105B	Best in show "Listen to me! You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you. This is not the worst thing that can happen." __________________ i miss K-Wise

10-23-2003, 08:40 AM	#12 (permalink)
petergriffin24 Insane	Tyler Durden-Fight Club "We get caught laundering money, we're not going to white collar resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to Federal 'Pound me in the Ass' prison!"

10-23-2003, 09:08 AM	#13 (permalink)
SuperMidget Banned Location: Farm country, South Dakota	Office Space "They put gum in the lock." "Bunch of savages in this town."

10-23-2003, 09:15 AM	#14 (permalink)
Moobie Insane Location: baked beans	Dante Hicks: Clerks "I'm not even sure that qualifies as language." "It's Latin." __________________ Obscenity is the crutch of inarticulate motherfuckers. We like money. Give us your money you stupid consumer whore.

10-23-2003, 09:32 AM	#15 (permalink)
petergriffin24 Insane	Event Horizon "Hey, I guess they're right. Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose.

10-23-2003, 09:39 AM	#16 (permalink)
iktoweya These pretzels are making me thirsty!! Location: 105B	Harry from dumb and dumber *Snag it? No way. I've seen this movie. The black dude dies first. You* snag it!** __________________ i miss K-Wise

10-23-2003, 10:48 AM	#17 (permalink)
petergriffin24 Insane	Evolution Television is the explanation for this. You see this in bad television. Little assault guys creeping through the vents, coming in through the ceiling--that James Bond shit never happens in real life, professionals don't do that!

10-23-2003, 10:59 AM	#18 (permalink)
Batman976 is you wicked? Location: I live in a giant bucket.	Boondock Saints "Okay, what am I doing? ... I'm chasing this guy ... No, he's chasing me!" __________________ The following statement is true. The preceding statement was false.

10-23-2003, 05:53 PM	#19 (permalink)
lyxo Crazy	Memento "Ah, size five frame furniture, and the scoffer cushions, with the matching side-front covers." --Took me a good 20 minutes to come up with that.......

10-23-2003, 06:15 PM	#20 (permalink)
prosequence Psycho Location: YOUR MOM!!	American Psyco? Won't post a quote until verified. __________________ And now here I stand because of you, Mister Anderson, because of you I'm no longer an agent of the system, because of you I've changed...

10-25-2003, 12:02 PM	#21 (permalink)
iktoweya These pretzels are making me thirsty!! Location: 105B	ok is someone gonna verify this dude???? hrm i dont ant this game to die so soon we havent even made it to a second page __________________ i miss K-Wise

10-25-2003, 05:32 PM	#22 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	UP! Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!

10-26-2003, 09:11 AM	#23 (permalink)
iktoweya These pretzels are making me thirsty!! Location: 105B	well since there is no answer from the last poster they are getting bumped and onto a new quote. We sat and drank with the sun on our shoulders and felt like free men. Hell, we could have been tarring the roof of one of our own houses. We were the lords of all creation. As for Andy - he spent that break hunkered in the shade, a strange little smile on his face, watching us drink his beer. __________________ i miss K-Wise

10-26-2003, 02:04 PM	#24 (permalink)
prosequence Psycho Location: YOUR MOM!!	The green mile. That I do know. "Pull the string! Pull the string!!" __________________ And now here I stand because of you, Mister Anderson, because of you I'm no longer an agent of the system, because of you I've changed...

10-26-2003, 02:11 PM	#25 (permalink)
iktoweya These pretzels are making me thirsty!! Location: 105B	that wasnt the green mile __________________ i miss K-Wise

10-26-2003, 02:40 PM	#26 (permalink)
prosequence Psycho Location: YOUR MOM!!	oooopsss correct...Shawshank redemption.... sorry bout dat. __________________ And now here I stand because of you, Mister Anderson, because of you I'm no longer an agent of the system, because of you I've changed...

10-26-2003, 02:46 PM	#27 (permalink)
lyxo Crazy	oh, my quote was from Snatch, by Mickey, also on the Snatch soundtrack. The part before the dog-rabbit chase, where it was completely not understandable even to the captioners, but i caught a few words in it. He was apparently describing the caravan that Turkish and Tommy were going to pick up for him for the fight Last edited by lyxo; 10-26-2003 at 02:48 PM..

10-26-2003, 06:38 PM	#28 (permalink)
Jam Junkie	shouldnt someone have put a new qoute down now?

10-26-2003, 08:19 PM	#29 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	Yeah prosequence Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!

10-26-2003, 10:30 PM	#30 (permalink)
Disco Stu Psycho Location: Springfield, USA	soo, not sure if there are any quotes to figure out, so i'm just startin a new one off. "Hello, Police, this is the Mon Signor Hotel, get someone up here right fucking now, there's a DEAD WHORE stuffed under the mattress!"

10-26-2003, 10:39 PM	#31 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	4 rooms with Tim Roth Fate comes to soon should conquerer be killed Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!

10-27-2003, 06:20 AM	#33 (permalink)
prosequence Psycho Location: YOUR MOM!!	Correct Batman, Ed Wood (Johny Depp) ... go ahead, give us a quote __________________ And now here I stand because of you, Mister Anderson, because of you I'm no longer an agent of the system, because of you I've changed...

10-27-2003, 08:34 AM	#34 (permalink)
iktoweya These pretzels are making me thirsty!! Location: 105B	seeing as how this is my game and i get to regulate, because batman did answer the last playable quote i say it is his/her turn to put a quote unless of course he/she would like to let the lastest quote by k-wise be played which is Fate comes to soon should conquerer be killed __________________ i miss K-Wise

10-27-2003, 10:03 AM	#35 (permalink)
Batman976 is you wicked? Location: I live in a giant bucket.	Well, Tim Burton's Ed Wood isn't even what I was thinking what the right answer to the quote, since that's not the original source of the quote. I think it was from Ed Wood's Glen or Glenda. Eitherway, go ahead and play with K-wise's quote (which I don't know). __________________ The following statement is true. The preceding statement was false.

11-04-2003, 08:52 AM	#36 (permalink)
Moobie Insane Location: baked beans	Okay I don't want this game to die. K-wise gets one point for stumping everyone. Tell us what the answer was. To get things rolling again try this one on for size: "Ya cun tacha, ka woonie woonie sa ne?" __________________ Obscenity is the crutch of inarticulate motherfuckers. We like money. Give us your money you stupid consumer whore.