Random Voice Recognition Software Bonanza of Savings
 

I just wanted to say things into my crappy microphone and see what comes out. If you have any voice recognition software that doesn't act like it should, contribute here. I will start...

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"plentiful to say things into liquor the microphone can see what comes out. anyplace recognition software that doesn't equity should, contribute here. I will start..."

Do you have any text you would like me to read for you?

Wow, I killed my own thread. Well I thought it was funny. OOPS

Hail Floonine!

I would like you to submit the following to your taciturn recognition software:

Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears;
I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him.
The evil that men do lives after them;
the good is oft interred with their bones;
So let it be with Caesar.

Please use your best dramatic voice.
Your friend,
-GH

try this:

"In view of these wanton acts of unprovoked aggression committed in flagrant violation of international law and particularly of Article I of the Third Hague Convention relative to the opening of hostilities, to which both Japan and the United Kingdom are parties, His Majesty's Ambassador at Tokyo has been instructed to inform the Imperial Japanese Government in the name of His Majesty's Government in the United Kingdom that a state of war exists between our two countries.
"I have the honor to be, with high consideration,
"Sir,
"Your obedient servant,
"Winston S. Churchill."