floonine

I just wanted to say things into my crappy microphone and see what comes out. If you have any voice recognition software that doesn't act like it should, contribute here. I will start...

ahem


"plentiful to say things into liquor the microphone can see what comes out. anyplace recognition software that doesn't equity should, contribute here. I will start..."

Do you have any text you would like me to read for you?

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Political arguments do not exist, after all, for people to believe in them, rather they serve as a common, agreed-upon excuse. Foolish people who take them in earnest sooner or later discover inconsistencies in them, begin to protest and finish finally and infamously as heretics.

floonine

Wow, I killed my own thread. Well I thought it was funny. OOPS

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Political arguments do not exist, after all, for people to believe in them, rather they serve as a common, agreed-upon excuse. Foolish people who take them in earnest sooner or later discover inconsistencies in them, begin to protest and finish finally and infamously as heretics.

Giant Hamburger

Hail Floonine!

I would like you to submit the following to your taciturn recognition software:

Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears;
I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him.
The evil that men do lives after them;
the good is oft interred with their bones;
So let it be with Caesar.

Please use your best dramatic voice.
Your friend,
-GH

uncle phil

try this:

"In view of these wanton acts of unprovoked aggression committed in flagrant violation of international law and particularly of Article I of the Third Hague Convention relative to the opening of hostilities, to which both Japan and the United Kingdom are parties, His Majesty's Ambassador at Tokyo has been instructed to inform the Imperial Japanese Government in the name of His Majesty's Government in the United Kingdom that a state of war exists between our two countries.
"I have the honor to be, with high consideration,
"Sir,
"Your obedient servant,
"Winston S. Churchill."

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.