Fat kid "jedi knight" - It's funny because it's stupid - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

rock_bottom · 04-27-2003, 07:44 PM

http://riotgear.net/y/ghyslain_razaa.wmv

Someone submitted this to Fark but it wasn't posted, I thought it was pretty amusing.

Sluggin · 04-27-2003, 08:44 PM

that was fucking hilarious... stupid kid hahahaha

holtmate · 04-27-2003, 08:49 PM

That's just wrong!!
Kinda sad, too...
Hilarious, nonetheless

Nhanced1 · 04-27-2003, 09:50 PM

thats the hardest ive laughed since i saw lewis black on friday!

Thanks alot dude.

Frosstbyte · 04-27-2003, 10:26 PM

I love how he clearly gets much much much worse as the video goes on. Just ridiculous. I'm depressed now. I need to go drink. Still really funny, though.

phredgreen · 04-27-2003, 10:48 PM

my biggest question is whether he was doing this with the intent of looking ridiculous or if it just so happened to come out that way...

chodarama · 04-27-2003, 11:32 PM

omfg, he needs to get laid.. some serious frustration going on there.

crxforum · 04-28-2003, 12:41 AM

Oh my goodness! That is the funniest thing ever. Man I almost pissed myself. I like after the second pause he tries to do kicks and stuff and he cant get his leg higher than his waist. Then he spinns sorta out of control off screen.

krazykemist · 04-28-2003, 03:15 AM

That's highly entertaining.
Someone should do this as an ice ballet. It would probably win an award.

blaze · 04-28-2003, 03:54 AM

thats more sad then funny. but i still laughed. haha

Fly · 04-28-2003, 04:11 AM

luke........i am your father and this is why i dis-owned you.

at least he seems to be having fun.

myMHz · 04-28-2003, 04:30 AM

A Jedi can feel the force...flowing...thru him.....oh nevermind.

fhqwhgads · 04-28-2003, 04:51 AM

The stink of failure is strong with this one...

/got nutin'

tek55 · 04-28-2003, 04:54 AM

dude, i had to save that, and watch it bout 30 times, it's HILARIOUS!!! HOLY SHIT!! he reminds me of the guy i used to pick on in elementary school just for being a doofus hahah no wonder! this guy coudl be him!

ranorris · 04-28-2003, 05:53 AM

I'm thinking that someone should consider getting back on the medication, as per doctor's orders

SaltPork · 04-28-2003, 06:00 AM

that was fuccking funny...what a great way to start my Monday

BoCo · 04-28-2003, 06:16 AM

Poor kid. We can only hope he somehow ends up cool someday, but I doubt it.

platypus · 04-28-2003, 06:55 AM

The farce is strong in this one.

Nad Adam · 04-28-2003, 07:01 AM

I feel sorry for the guy, we've all had our freakouts like that but having it taped and spread on the internet can be good for your popularity.

Zotz · 04-28-2003, 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by flyman
luke........i am your father and this is why i dis-owned you.

LMAO flyman!!!!! hahahahaha

hmmm.....an alternate title for this flick:

Porkins' Failed Attempt to Enter the Jedi Academy

hotzot · 04-28-2003, 11:13 PM

I wonder where my golfball retrever went to.

KWSN · 04-28-2003, 11:37 PM

That is the saddest thing that I have EVER seen. Ever. In my LIFE.

In a good way...

frenik · 04-29-2003, 04:02 AM

I was kinda disappointed that he didn't hit himself in the nuts. When he started swinging that thing I was sure a testicular disaster was upcoming. The second time I watched it I laughed my ass off, though, thanks for posting it.

Xixox · 04-29-2003, 10:45 AM

This link was posted by Jesus Pimp over in Tilted Humor
I think it only fair that the two be put together, in case any of you missed it over there

http://www.tbaytel.net/scaryf/temp/TheLastHope.wmv

Pheatius · 04-29-2003, 11:08 AM

First, I nearly wet myself watching the video.
Second, I did the same thing back in 1977 (Fortunately, it was not filmed).
Third, I believe that it is safe to say about 70 - 80% of the males in this forum have done something on par with that display of complete "doofusness" in the teenage lust for coolness.

Unknown Poster · 04-29-2003, 11:53 AM

OMFG! That is WAY too funny.

zf0enix · 04-29-2003, 12:27 PM

"Crouching Tiger, Hidden Retard"

That was funny! You know you've all done the same thing, you're just smart enough to NOT let the video get released.

*zf0enix remembers to erase the home vids of his Wolverine and Matrix re-enactments*

d4in · 04-29-2003, 01:04 PM

that poor kid
funny though

Mad_Gecko · 04-29-2003, 01:10 PM

Now we are in the 21st century do we not have prescription drugs to combat this...

mmmm.... he doesn't need sugar in his coffee..

John_Gault · 04-29-2003, 02:30 PM

We can all learn something from this.

ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS burn the evidence!

MikeyChalupa · 04-30-2003, 07:20 AM

Exactly... if there's ONE THING the internet should have taught everyone, it's to be very careful about who films or takes pictures of you.

This is probably one of the top 5 funniest things I've ever seen in my life. Up there with the door humper.

-Mikey

GSRIDER · 04-30-2003, 07:34 AM

Ffft Fffft Ftttttt cha Fffft Fffffft ughn Fffft

Wait is that starwars or Lord of the Ass

I meant RiverAss

Oh you know what I mean

liquid_dreams · 05-02-2003, 07:55 AM

i feel sorry for that kid *liquid_dreams lements* i used to be like that then i got thin laied and then giggled at every one i used to hang out with o well fuck me

j alfred · 05-04-2003, 01:11 PM

that kid was fat.

fat and dumb.

chodarama · 05-07-2003, 10:06 AM

A remixed version of the fat jedi kid clip. It made me cry.

enjoy..

http://www.waxy.org/random/video/Sta..._Kid_Remix.wmv

Grimlok · 05-07-2003, 12:15 PM

Alright... Thanks to this I almost lost my job.

My boss caught me in my office rolling around on the floor laughing...

Thanks guys... thanks a lot!

SysteMatiC · 05-07-2003, 02:20 PM

um that was abit scary, i just give him credit for not falling on his ass.

GakFace · 05-07-2003, 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by chodarama
omfg, he needs to get laid.. some serious frustration going on there.

Seeing that this is Online... I don't see that happening.. heh

Pheatius: Yeah we've all done stupid things, but we never got it put online either

... except for that one freak who would "dance" that was as crazy as this.. this was just funnier

Frozen North · 05-07-2003, 04:17 PM

ROFLMAO!!! Funniest thing I've seen all year!

nefarious · 05-07-2003, 04:34 PM

that was just too weird. ... i was hoping he'd fall .. or beat himself in the nut sack..

04-27-2003, 07:44 PM	#1 (permalink)
rock_bottom Crazy Location: Indiana	Fat kid "jedi knight" - It's funny because it's stupid http://riotgear.net/y/ghyslain_razaa.wmv Someone submitted this to Fark but it wasn't posted, I thought it was pretty amusing.

04-27-2003, 08:49 PM	#3 (permalink)
holtmate Flailing White Boy Location: Cincinnati	That's just wrong!! Kinda sad, too... Hilarious, nonetheless __________________ "Give her your coat" "Why me?" "Because you're perfect." "You have a point there."

04-27-2003, 09:50 PM	#4 (permalink)
Nhanced1 Insane Location: Tucson, AZ	thats the hardest ive laughed since i saw lewis black on friday! Thanks alot dude. __________________ "Sell Crazy Somewhere Else, We're All Stocked Up Here," Jack Nicholson - As Good As It Gets

04-27-2003, 10:48 PM	#6 (permalink)
phredgreen who? Location: the phoenix metro	my biggest question is whether he was doing this with the intent of looking ridiculous or if it just so happened to come out that way... __________________ My country is the world, and my religion is to do good. - Thomas Paine

04-28-2003, 03:15 AM	#9 (permalink)
krazykemist Psycho Location: New Orleans	That's highly entertaining. Someone should do this as an ice ballet. It would probably win an award. __________________ "Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself." -- Tolstoy

04-27-2003, 08:44 PM	#2 (permalink)
Sluggin Upright	that was fucking hilarious... stupid kid hahahaha

04-27-2003, 10:26 PM	#5 (permalink)
Frosstbyte Winter is Coming Location: The North	I love how he clearly gets much much much worse as the video goes on. Just ridiculous. I'm depressed now. I need to go drink. Still really funny, though.

04-27-2003, 11:32 PM	#7 (permalink)
chodarama Insane Location: a van, down by the river	omfg, he needs to get laid.. some serious frustration going on there.

04-28-2003, 12:41 AM	#8 (permalink)
crxforum Crazy	Oh my goodness! That is the funniest thing ever. Man I almost pissed myself. I like after the second pause he tries to do kicks and stuff and he cant get his leg higher than his waist. Then he spinns sorta out of control off screen.

04-28-2003, 03:54 AM	#10 (permalink)
blaze Insane Location: In a van, down by the river	thats more sad then funny. but i still laughed. haha

04-28-2003, 04:11 AM	#11 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	luke........i am your father and this is why i dis-owned you. at least he seems to be having fun. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

04-28-2003, 04:30 AM	#12 (permalink)
myMHz Insane Location: Arizona	A Jedi can feel the force...flowing...thru him.....oh nevermind. __________________ "The radio business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side."

04-28-2003, 04:51 AM	#13 (permalink)
fhqwhgads Junkie	The stink of failure is strong with this one... /got nutin'

04-28-2003, 04:54 AM	#14 (permalink)
tek55 Tilted	dude, i had to save that, and watch it bout 30 times, it's HILARIOUS!!! HOLY SHIT!! he reminds me of the guy i used to pick on in elementary school just for being a doofus hahah no wonder! this guy coudl be him! __________________ teneo effrenus katafractarius "I'm a Master Fisherman in qpid's liberation army so we can take over the world before Microsoft does. Join the Revolution!

04-28-2003, 05:53 AM	#15 (permalink)
ranorris Upright Location: Baltimore, MD	Very Disturbing I'm thinking that someone should consider getting back on the medication, as per doctor's orders

04-28-2003, 06:55 AM	#18 (permalink)
platypus Essen meine kurze Hosen Location: NY Burbs	The farce is strong in this one. __________________ Out the 10Base-T, through the router, down the T1, over the leased line, off the bridge, past the firewall...nothing but Net.

04-29-2003, 01:04 PM	#28 (permalink)
d4in Computer Nerd Location: Bishop, TX	that poor kid funny though __________________ I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. -- A. Whitney Brown

04-28-2003, 06:00 AM	#16 (permalink)
SaltPork Everything's better with bacon Location: In your local grocer's freezer.	that was fuccking funny...what a great way to start my Monday __________________ It was like that when I got here....I swear.

04-28-2003, 06:16 AM	#17 (permalink)
BoCo Fear the bunny Location: Hanging off the tip of the Right Wing	Poor kid. We can only hope he somehow ends up cool someday, but I doubt it. __________________ Activism is a way for useless people to feel important.

04-28-2003, 07:01 AM	#19 (permalink)
Nad Adam Psycho Location: Sweden	I feel sorry for the guy, we've all had our freakouts like that but having it taped and spread on the internet can be good for your popularity. __________________ Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones. - Psalms 137:9

04-28-2003, 11:13 PM	#21 (permalink)
hotzot We're having potato pancakes! Location: stalag 13	I wonder where my golfball retrever went to. __________________ The Bully Boys are here!

04-28-2003, 11:37 PM	#22 (permalink)
KWSN green	That is the saddest thing that I have EVER seen. Ever. In my LIFE. In a good way... __________________ Your arms are broken!

04-29-2003, 04:02 AM	#23 (permalink)
frenik Crazy Location: blah	I was kinda disappointed that he didn't hit himself in the nuts. When he started swinging that thing I was sure a testicular disaster was upcoming. The second time I watched it I laughed my ass off, though, thanks for posting it. __________________ I don't know what's worse, that I dreamed about putting my ex-girlfriend in a woodchipper, or that I woke up with an erection. - jim norton

04-29-2003, 10:45 AM	#24 (permalink)
Xixox Crazy Location: MN-WI	This link was posted by Jesus Pimp over in Tilted Humor I think it only fair that the two be put together, in case any of you missed it over there http://www.tbaytel.net/scaryf/temp/TheLastHope.wmv __________________ Incompetence When you earnestly believe you can compensate for a lack of skill by doubling your efforts, there's no end to what you can't do.

04-29-2003, 11:08 AM	#25 (permalink)
Pheatius Insane Location: The South	First, I nearly wet myself watching the video. Second, I did the same thing back in 1977 (Fortunately, it was not filmed). Third, I believe that it is safe to say about 70 - 80% of the males in this forum have done something on par with that display of complete "doofusness" in the teenage lust for coolness.

04-29-2003, 11:53 AM	#26 (permalink)
Unknown Poster Insane	OMFG! That is WAY too funny.

04-29-2003, 12:27 PM	#27 (permalink)
zf0enix Psycho Location: PacNW	"Crouching Tiger, Hidden Retard" That was funny! You know you've all done the same thing, you're just smart enough to NOT let the video get released. zf0enix remembers to erase the home vids of his Wolverine and Matrix re-enactments __________________ One step closer to the edge...

04-29-2003, 01:10 PM	#29 (permalink)
Mad_Gecko Pro Libertate Location: City Gecko	Now we are in the 21st century do we not have prescription drugs to combat this... mmmm.... he doesn't need sugar in his coffee.. __________________ [color=bright blue]W[/color]e Stick To Glass "If three of us travel together, I shall find two teachers." Confucious

04-29-2003, 02:30 PM	#30 (permalink)
John_Gault Crazy Location: Beach House on the Moon	We can all learn something from this. ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS burn the evidence! __________________ The battle against abject stupidity cannot be fought with reason. I am Head inquisitor in qpid's liberation army so we can take over the world before Microsoft does... Join the Revolution!

04-30-2003, 07:20 AM	#31 (permalink)
MikeyChalupa Squid Location: USS George Washington	Exactly... if there's ONE THING the internet should have taught everyone, it's to be very careful about who films or takes pictures of you. This is probably one of the top 5 funniest things I've ever seen in my life. Up there with the door humper. -Mikey

04-30-2003, 07:34 AM	#32 (permalink)
GSRIDER spurt king Location: Out of my mind	Ffft Fffft Ftttttt cha Fffft Fffffft ughn Fffft Wait is that starwars or Lord of the Ass I meant RiverAss Oh you know what I mean __________________ No signature at this time. Last edited by GSRIDER; 04-30-2003 at 07:41 AM..

05-02-2003, 07:55 AM	#33 (permalink)
liquid_dreams Banned Location: ketchikan	i feel sorry for that kid liquid_dreams lements i used to be like that then i got thin laied and then giggled at every one i used to hang out with o well fuck me

05-04-2003, 01:11 PM	#34 (permalink)
j alfred Upright Location: SWLA	that kid was fat. fat and dumb. __________________ if you wait till the last minute, it only takes a minute

05-07-2003, 10:06 AM	#35 (permalink)
chodarama Insane Location: a van, down by the river	A remixed version of the fat jedi kid clip. It made me cry. enjoy.. http://www.waxy.org/random/video/Sta..._Kid_Remix.wmv

05-07-2003, 12:15 PM	#36 (permalink)
Grimlok Tilted Location: Central Illinois	Alright... Thanks to this I almost lost my job. My boss caught me in my office rolling around on the floor laughing... Thanks guys... thanks a lot! __________________ Your future looks very very grim!

05-07-2003, 02:20 PM	#37 (permalink)
SysteMatiC Insane Location: unfortunately not ireland	um that was abit scary, i just give him credit for not falling on his ass. __________________ I have more respect for a man who says what he means, even if he is wrong, then one who acts like an angel, but is nothing but a devil.

05-07-2003, 04:17 PM	#39 (permalink)
Frozen North Insane Location: Alaska	ROFLMAO!!! Funniest thing I've seen all year!