Ask me questions about dating/love/relationships/sex! - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

davidc209 · 04-27-2003, 02:34 PM

Ok, a bit late, but I gotta jump on the bandwagon before it's gone! Ask me, davidc209, the really hard and complicated questions about dating, love, relationships, and sex!

I'm a hardened mofo of 26 years who has dated close to 100 girls in the last 3.5 years, so I know the answers to any questions you might have. Hit me with the hard questions that nobody else can solve for you!!!!

WhoaitsZ · 04-27-2003, 03:14 PM

how do i put my peepee in her haha?

davidc209 · 04-27-2003, 03:35 PM

WhoaitsZ: It's EASY! First... get yourself a girl and if you want, get to know her a little. When the time comes, then take her pants off. See that hole between her legs? Look at it and touch it... your peepee will get hard. When you've achieved mid- to maximum hardness, insert the hardened unit into the hole. You're welcome!

BoCo · 04-27-2003, 03:46 PM

I keep forgetting which hole is the right one. Got any ideas?

*Nikki* · 04-27-2003, 03:56 PM

How did you go about dating that many girls in that little amount of time?

Are you a PLAYER?

phredgreen · 04-27-2003, 04:58 PM

i can't imagine anyone who averaged at least 2 girlfriends a month for the last 3 and a half years is gonna have anything to tell me about meaningful relationships, and especially about love, but i'll bite...

how does one find true love in this world of self-centeredness, whirlwind relationships, and one-night stands?

GuttersnipeXL · 04-27-2003, 05:09 PM

How do you tell a girl its over...without totally ignoring her, or making up some bullshit excuse. I know people with the type of ratio that you got, and not a one of 'em can answer this....lets see how good you are....

reconmike · 04-27-2003, 05:14 PM

When trying to be a playa, how do you dis someone without dissing them?

davidc209 · 04-27-2003, 08:31 PM

BoCo: EASY! If she's on her back, it's first hole from the top looking down. If she's on her stomach, it's the second hole from the top looking down.

Nikki: Easy! Going to top-notch night clubs twice a week, having friends who own bars/clubs, and just having a network of friends who are always introducing outsiders into the group-- you tend to meet a lot of women that way.

davidc209 · 04-27-2003, 08:42 PM

Phredgreen: differences in terminology... "dating" is not the same as having a "girlfriend". Dating a LOT is beneficial because you can see what is out there. It gives you multiple points of references for different criteria that you look for in a woman. If you've dated one woman in your entire life, you can't say you have the best thing out there (maybe you do, but you don't know that). You don't find true love. True love FINDS you. I've been in love with three women in my lifetime. I didn't find it... it just happened.

GuttersnipeXL: EASY. If it really is a superficial relationship that you wish to end (ie. < 1 date), you DO just let things go. If after the first date, you don't call the girl back, she'll get the clue you're not interested. Is this mean or immoral? I say no because a woman won't get horribly emotionally attached to you after one date. If it is in fact a more serious relationship, honest is always the way to go. If emotions are involved either on your end or hers, or both, you gotta be honest. Yes, it hurts. Yes, there will be tears. Yes, there might even be resentment. But at least if you're honest, the girl will get closure very quickly. To get over the last guy, there's nothing like the NEXT guy for a woman. If she has closure.. if you can be honest and tell her the relationship is not working for you, she will be able to move on to the next guy.

ReconMike: You're talking about dissing a woman without dissing her??? Why even bother dissing? If it's a superficial, < 1 week relationship, just back off and ignore the womans calls and emails. There's no emotional attachment in such a short period of time... You're not hurting the woman. For longer relationships... see my comment above to Guttersnipe. Honesty works best.

vermin · 04-27-2003, 09:03 PM

Just so we have a frame of reference: does 'dating' to you always include 'coitus'?

davidc209 · 04-27-2003, 09:18 PM

Vermin: not always, but dating CAN include coitus. I'm not into the one night stand thing, but if it's a woman who I've dated for 1-2 weeks, then coitus can/does happen without the girl being classified in the "girlfriend" category.

Sooo.. my turn for a quick question... at what point after dating a partner, do you guys consider them boyfriend/girlfriend??? If I meet someone on a Tuesday, go on a date with them on Wednesday.. dinner, movie, dancing.. whatever.. then again go out with them Saturday... I am dating them, but they are not a "girlfriend" at that point. I think the woman becomes a girlfriend when she gets exclusivity, which certainly doesn't happen in a 1-2 week period.

*Nikki* · 04-28-2003, 05:54 AM

So you are into having meaningless sex with no love?

Does this satisfy you in some way?

davidc209 · 04-28-2003, 07:17 AM

Nikki: Ahh, your assumptions couldn't be more wrong. The satisfaction comes from two things... 1) sex takes care of the physical needs. 2) The emotional needs are taken care of by being on this journey.. the quest for the greatest woman in the world. It's very emotionally satisfying to know exactly what you are looking for and to be given the opportunity to go out with many girls to see if they possess these qualities.

I have many friends, both male and female... Being around friends, co-workers, and people who you know like you is very satisfying in itself. When one has many friends, it kind of removes the property of being needy for a women to be home waiting for you when you get home from work.

Astrocloud · 01-15-2005, 06:28 PM

How do you stop a cock blocker without physically beating the crap out of him?

slimshaydee · 01-15-2005, 06:41 PM

how do you cock block someone without physically getting the crap beaten out of you

lite campfire · 01-15-2005, 10:50 PM

It seems to me that no one is asking the really hard questions you requested. In the spirit of rectifying that ommision:
Will I die alone?

monkeydriven · 01-17-2005, 07:05 AM

Does it REALLY cause blindness and hairy palms?

04-27-2003, 02:34 PM	#1 (permalink)
davidc209 Tilted Location: Miami, FL	Ask me questions about dating/love/relationships/sex! Ok, a bit late, but I gotta jump on the bandwagon before it's gone! Ask me, davidc209, the really hard and complicated questions about dating, love, relationships, and sex! I'm a hardened mofo of 26 years who has dated close to 100 girls in the last 3.5 years, so I know the answers to any questions you might have. Hit me with the hard questions that nobody else can solve for you!!!!

04-27-2003, 03:46 PM	#4 (permalink)
BoCo Fear the bunny Location: Hanging off the tip of the Right Wing	I keep forgetting which hole is the right one. Got any ideas? __________________ Activism is a way for useless people to feel important.

04-27-2003, 04:58 PM	#6 (permalink)
phredgreen who? Location: the phoenix metro	i can't imagine anyone who averaged at least 2 girlfriends a month for the last 3 and a half years is gonna have anything to tell me about meaningful relationships, and especially about love, but i'll bite... how does one find true love in this world of self-centeredness, whirlwind relationships, and one-night stands? __________________ My country is the world, and my religion is to do good. - Thomas Paine

04-27-2003, 05:09 PM	#7 (permalink)
GuttersnipeXL Giggity Giggity!! Location: N'York	How do you tell a girl its over...without totally ignoring her, or making up some bullshit excuse. I know people with the type of ratio that you got, and not a one of 'em can answer this....lets see how good you are.... __________________ When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. HST

04-27-2003, 05:14 PM	#8 (permalink)
reconmike Thank You Jesus Location: Twilight Zone	When trying to be a playa, how do you dis someone without dissing them? __________________ Where is Darwin when ya need him?

04-27-2003, 03:14 PM	#2 (permalink)
WhoaitsZ Crazy Location: right behind you...	how do i put my peepee in her haha?

04-27-2003, 03:35 PM	#3 (permalink)
davidc209 Tilted Location: Miami, FL	WhoaitsZ: It's EASY! First... get yourself a girl and if you want, get to know her a little. When the time comes, then take her pants off. See that hole between her legs? Look at it and touch it... your peepee will get hard. When you've achieved mid- to maximum hardness, insert the hardened unit into the hole. You're welcome!

04-27-2003, 03:56 PM	#5 (permalink)
Nikki ~~~~~~~ Location: Charleston, SC	How did you go about dating that many girls in that little amount of time? Are you a PLAYER?

04-27-2003, 08:31 PM	#9 (permalink)
davidc209 Tilted Location: Miami, FL	BoCo: EASY! If she's on her back, it's first hole from the top looking down. If she's on her stomach, it's the second hole from the top looking down. Nikki: Easy! Going to top-notch night clubs twice a week, having friends who own bars/clubs, and just having a network of friends who are always introducing outsiders into the group-- you tend to meet a lot of women that way.

04-27-2003, 08:42 PM	#10 (permalink)
davidc209 Tilted Location: Miami, FL	Phredgreen: differences in terminology... "dating" is not the same as having a "girlfriend". Dating a LOT is beneficial because you can see what is out there. It gives you multiple points of references for different criteria that you look for in a woman. If you've dated one woman in your entire life, you can't say you have the best thing out there (maybe you do, but you don't know that). You don't find true love. True love FINDS you. I've been in love with three women in my lifetime. I didn't find it... it just happened. GuttersnipeXL: EASY. If it really is a superficial relationship that you wish to end (ie. < 1 date), you DO just let things go. If after the first date, you don't call the girl back, she'll get the clue you're not interested. Is this mean or immoral? I say no because a woman won't get horribly emotionally attached to you after one date. If it is in fact a more serious relationship, honest is always the way to go. If emotions are involved either on your end or hers, or both, you gotta be honest. Yes, it hurts. Yes, there will be tears. Yes, there might even be resentment. But at least if you're honest, the girl will get closure very quickly. To get over the last guy, there's nothing like the NEXT guy for a woman. If she has closure.. if you can be honest and tell her the relationship is not working for you, she will be able to move on to the next guy. ReconMike: You're talking about dissing a woman without dissing her??? Why even bother dissing? If it's a superficial, < 1 week relationship, just back off and ignore the womans calls and emails. There's no emotional attachment in such a short period of time... You're not hurting the woman. For longer relationships... see my comment above to Guttersnipe. Honesty works best.

04-27-2003, 09:03 PM	#11 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	Just so we have a frame of reference: does 'dating' to you always include 'coitus'? __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

04-27-2003, 09:18 PM	#12 (permalink)
davidc209 Tilted Location: Miami, FL	Vermin: not always, but dating CAN include coitus. I'm not into the one night stand thing, but if it's a woman who I've dated for 1-2 weeks, then coitus can/does happen without the girl being classified in the "girlfriend" category. Sooo.. my turn for a quick question... at what point after dating a partner, do you guys consider them boyfriend/girlfriend??? If I meet someone on a Tuesday, go on a date with them on Wednesday.. dinner, movie, dancing.. whatever.. then again go out with them Saturday... I am dating them, but they are not a "girlfriend" at that point. I think the woman becomes a girlfriend when she gets exclusivity, which certainly doesn't happen in a 1-2 week period.

04-28-2003, 05:54 AM	#13 (permalink)
Nikki ~~~~~~~ Location: Charleston, SC	So you are into having meaningless sex with no love? Does this satisfy you in some way?

04-28-2003, 07:17 AM	#14 (permalink)
davidc209 Tilted Location: Miami, FL	Nikki: Ahh, your assumptions couldn't be more wrong. The satisfaction comes from two things... 1) sex takes care of the physical needs. 2) The emotional needs are taken care of by being on this journey.. the quest for the greatest woman in the world. It's very emotionally satisfying to know exactly what you are looking for and to be given the opportunity to go out with many girls to see if they possess these qualities. I have many friends, both male and female... Being around friends, co-workers, and people who you know like you is very satisfying in itself. When one has many friends, it kind of removes the property of being needy for a women to be home waiting for you when you get home from work.

01-15-2005, 06:28 PM	#15 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	How do you stop a cock blocker without physically beating the crap out of him?

01-17-2005, 07:05 AM	#18 (permalink)
monkeydriven Addict Location: Boston	Does it REALLY cause blindness and hairy palms? __________________ you think i got my eyes closed but i've been lookin' at you the whole f&ckin' time... ------------------------------------------------ Posting from the home of the 2004 World Champion Boston Red Sox

01-15-2005, 06:41 PM	#16 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	how do you cock block someone without physically getting the crap beaten out of you

01-15-2005, 10:50 PM	#17 (permalink)
lite campfire Crazy	It seems to me that no one is asking the really hard questions you requested. In the spirit of rectifying that ommision: Will I die alone?