Tinfoil Hats
 

Have you a tinfoil hat? What size is it? How many mils thick is it? Shiny side out or in? Ever wear it in public?

Mines an extra large for obvious reasons. I used 10 mil I got from a source I would rather not name. It's shaped like an old guy fishing hat. The shiny side is out for maximum reflection and aesthetic reasons. I wear it to the park to taunt the ducks.

Sombrero. Double layered. The shiny side HAS to be out to deflect CIA mind control satellite emissions.