A little something for the Flyman... - Page 29 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

paddyjoe · 02-11-2008, 04:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fly

don't you have anything better to do joe?

what could be better than to rag your fuzzy butt........

Fly · 02-11-2008, 05:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paddyjoe

what could be better than to rag your fuzzy butt........

wine?

women?

song?

to name a few................

Charlatan · 02-11-2008, 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paddyjoe

Outstanding!!

The flyman finally realizes his place with his true brothers:

The Lollipop Guild....

Almost as good as the salami and pantyhose...

Fly · 02-12-2008, 12:01 AM

you're a dick too Charlie....thanks alot

paddyjoe · 02-12-2008, 07:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fly

you're a dick

pot...

kettle...

black......

Oh, and tell him Charlie. It's richard to you........

jewels · 02-12-2008, 07:15 AM

Hey Fly ....

pssssssssssssssssssssssssssst

They're jealous.

Fly · 02-12-2008, 08:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jewels443

Hey Fly ....

pssssssssssssssssssssssssssst

They're jealous.

oh...... i'm really starting to like you my dear.

take that boys........muahahhahaa.....

jewels · 02-12-2008, 08:19 AM

Hey, this is your thread. Ya know?

Charlatan has a big nose. We all know that men choose sports cars and big noses when they need to compensate for other shortcomings. And Paddy Joe, well. He uses the phrase "fuzzy butt". 'Nuff said.

Fly · 02-12-2008, 09:36 AM

you obviously don't know what joe is refering to when he says that eh?

jewels · 02-12-2008, 10:23 AM

Should I?

Fly · 02-12-2008, 10:44 AM

i'll let the boys tell (or show) you if they so choose......

jewels · 02-12-2008, 10:54 AM

Hmmm I'm not so sure I'd enjoy a peek at a fuzzy butt

paddyjoe · 02-12-2008, 11:33 AM

let me tell you something jewels, just find a thread that flyman has any involvement in, search back a few pages, and you will find exactly what you are seeking. or not seeking.

and when you find it, DO NOT STARE DIRECTLY AT IT!!!

jewels · 02-12-2008, 12:39 PM

Now I'm skeered.

uncle phil · 02-12-2008, 01:13 PM

you guys are tough, eh? take a break and listen up...

Google Video

Quote:

Originally Posted by ngdawg

As per instructiin from Unclephil, I give you......MC5

And right now, right now, right now it's time to
KICK OUT THE JAMS, MOTHER FUCKERS!
Yea!
I, I, I, I, I'm gonna
I'M GONNA KICK 'EM OUT!
Yea!

Well, I feel pretty good
and I guess that I could
get crazy now, baby.
'Cause we all got in tune and when the
dressing room got hazy now, baby.

I know how you want it, child:
hot, sweet, and tight.
The girls can't stand it when you
doin' it right;
when you're up on the stand.

And let me kick out the jams, yes!
Kick out the jams.
I WANTTA KICK 'EM OUT!

Yes, I'm startin' to sweat,
you know my shirt's all wet.
What a feelin'.

And the sound that abounds and
resounds and rebounds off the ceiling.
You gotta have it baby,
you can't do without,
when you get the feelin',
you got the sound above.
Put that mike in my hand

And let me kick out the jams, yes!
Kick out the jams.
I WANTTA KICK 'EM OUT!

(guitars)
alright, alright, alright,...(9 times)
come on, come on, come on,

So you gotta get it up,
you know ya
can't get enough, Miss Mackenzie.
Well, it gets in your brain,
it drives you insane with a frenzy.

The wailing guitars, girl,
the crash of the drums,
makes me wanna keep a-rockin' till the
morning comes.

Let me be who I am.
And let me kick out the jams, yes!
Kick out the jams.
I DONE KICKED 'EM OUT!

Fly · 02-12-2008, 02:56 PM

nice save phil.........nice save.

Quote:

Originally Posted by jewels443

Hmmm I'm not so sure I'd enjoy a peek at a fuzzy butt

it's a great ass sweetie.............

Charlatan · 02-12-2008, 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jewels443

Hmmm I'm not so sure I'd enjoy a peek at a fuzzy butt

How can you have been on this board as long as you have and *not* seen it?

it's omnipresent

Fly · 02-12-2008, 08:04 PM

fuckin' eh baby.............

Charlatan · 02-12-2008, 11:12 PM

Shit... I even have a copy of it on my bookshelf.

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...ight=Charlatan

Ourcrazymodern? · 02-12-2008, 11:19 PM

If your ass felt warmer than usual a few minutes ago, it might be because "Pigs" was on the radio here.

Fly · 02-13-2008, 05:28 AM

you know i love Pink Floyd OCM..........

.........and Charlie's book..........i like that book.

jewels · 02-13-2008, 05:31 AM

Oh yeah I've seen that fuzzy butt. No comment.

paddyjoe · 02-13-2008, 05:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charlatan

it's omnipresent

oh man, ain't that the truth...........

uncle phil · 02-13-2008, 03:45 PM

Running back to Saskatoon - Burton and the boys =)

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil

Runnin' Back To Saskatoon
The Guess Who

{Spoken}
There's a province up in Canada that's right next door to ours.
It's called Saskatchewan. And, uh, in that province there's a
small town, uh, where nothing much ever happens, called
Saskatoon. This is a tune about that town. This is called
"Runnin' Back To Saskatoon"

------ harmonica ------

I been hangin' around gas stations
I been learnin' 'bout tires
I been talkin' to grease monkeys
I been workin' on cars

Moose Jaw, Broadview, Moosomin too
Runnin' back to Saskatoon
Red Deer, Terrace, Hanna, Medicine Hat
Sing another prairie tune
Sing another prairie tune

I been hangin' around libraries
I been learnin' 'bout books
I been talkin' to playwriters
I been workin' on words, phrases

Moose Jaw, Broadview, Moosomin too
Runnin' back to Saskatoon
Red Deer, Terrace, Hanna, Medicine Hat
Sing another prairie tune
Sing another prairie tune

I been hangin' around hospitals
I been learnin' 'bout dyin'
I been talkin' to heart doctors
I been workin' on disease

Moose Jaw, Broadview, Moosomin too
Runnin' back to Saskatoon
Red Deer, Terrace, Hanna, Medicine Hat
Sing another prairie tune
Sing another prairie tune

This tune is home grown
Don't come from Hong Kong
This tune is home grown
Don't come from Hong Kong

I been hangin' around grain elevators
I been learnin' 'bout food
I been talkin' to soil farmers
I been workin' on land

Moose Jaw, Broadview, Moosomin too
Runnin' back to Saskatoon
Red Deer, Terrace, Hanna, Medicine Hat
Sing another prairie tune
Sing another prairie tune

I been hangin' around camera stores
I been learnin' 'bout sight
I been talkin' to film makers
I been workin' on eyes

Moose Jaw, Broadview, Moosomin too
Runnin' back to Saskatoon
Red Deer, Terrace, Hanna, Medicine Hat
Sing another prairie tune
Sing another prairie tune

This tune is home grown
Don't come from Hong Kong
This tune is home grown
Don't come from Hong Kong

Charlatan · 02-13-2008, 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fly

.........and Charlie's book..........i like that book.

It scares the kids...

Fly · 02-13-2008, 05:49 PM

that's just cuz joe is in it..............

Ourcrazymodern? · 02-13-2008, 07:13 PM

Fear will tend to be
a survival mechanism
with which we can deal.

"Ice is forming,
on the tips of my wings.
Unheeded warnings;
I thought I'd thought of everything"

Oh, wait! The plane might be upside-down.

ring · 02-14-2008, 07:55 AM

Has any one officially named a road Arnold Layne yet?

I went old-school for today..

See Emily Play...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BptZA3qWBk

Fly · 02-14-2008, 08:02 AM

alright.............nice ring.

thank you.......

too bad Syd wigged out eh.........

ring · 02-14-2008, 08:09 AM

yup...but his magic will never fade...
it is all still there.

jewels · 02-14-2008, 08:10 AM

A little something for that Pink Floyd:

Fly · 02-14-2008, 08:29 AM

sweet...........

gas mask pipe............i like it.

paddyjoe · 02-14-2008, 11:28 AM

perfect for you, richard. almost looks like a fly face.......

Fly · 02-14-2008, 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paddyjoe

perfect for you, richard. almost looks like a fly face.......

fuckin' eh baby................always buzzin' in your head joe.......

Charlatan · 02-14-2008, 04:52 PM

That mask is pure genius...

Ourcrazymodern? · 02-14-2008, 06:15 PM

$o it goes.

I wish I had a song for you, Fly,

But "I'm stuck in Folsom Prison..."

Fly · 02-14-2008, 06:16 PM

just walk out with johnny and you'll be good to go.

Ourcrazymodern? · 02-14-2008, 06:22 PM

Ah, man!

I don't wanna go.

uncle phil · 02-19-2008, 01:39 PM

Frank Zappa and the Mothers - "Dinah-Moe Humm"

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil

Dinah-Moe-Hum
Frank Zappa

I couldn't say where she's coming' from,
But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm

She stroll on over, say look here, bum,
I got a forty dollar bill say you can't make me cum
(Y'jes can't do it)

She made a bet with her sister who's a little dumb
She could prove it any time all men was scum

I don't mind that she called me a bum,
But I knew right away she was really gonna cum
(So I got down to it)

I whipped off her bloomers'n stiffened my thumb
An' applied rotation on her sugar plum

I poked'n stroked till my wrist got numb
But I still didn't hear no Dinah-Moe Humm,
Dinah-Moe Humm

Dinah-Moe Humm
Dinah-Moe Humm
Where this Dinah-Moe
Comin' from
Done spent three hours
An' I ain't got a crumb
From the Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe
From the Dinah-Moe Humm

I got a spot that gets me hot
But you ain't been to it
I got a spot that gets me hot
But you ain't been to it
I got a spot that gets me hot
But you ain't been to it
I got a spot that gets me hot
But you ain't been to it
'Cause I can't get into it
Unless I get out of it
An' I gotta get out of it
Before I get into it
'Cause I never get into it
Unless I get out of it
An' I gotta be out of it
To get myself into it

(She looked over at me with a glazed eye
And some bovine perspiration on her upper lip area
And she said...)

Just get me wasted
An' you're half-way there
'Cause if my mind's tore up
Then my body don't care

I rubbed my chinny-chin-chin
An' said my-my-my
What sort of thing
Might this lady get high upon?

I checked out her sister
Who was holdin' the bet
An' wondered what kind of trip
The young lady was on

The forty dollar bill didn't matter no more
When her sister got nekkid an' laid on the floor
She said Dinah-Moe might win the bet
But she could use a little ------- if I wasn't done yet

I told her...
Just because the sun
Want a place in the sky
No reason to assume
I wouldn't give her a try

So I pulled on her hair
Got her legs in the air
An' asked if she had any cooties on there

(Whaddya mean cooties! No cooties on me!)

She was buns-up kneelin'
BUNS UP!
I was wheelin' an dealin'
WHEELIN' AN' DEALIN' AN OOOOH!
She surrended to the feelin'
SHE SWEETLY SURRENDERED
An' she started in to squealin'

Dinah-Moe watched from the edge of the bed
With her lips just a-twitchin' an' her face gone red
Some drool rollin' down
From the edge of her chin
While she spied the condition
Her sister was in
She quivered 'n quaked
An' clutched at herself
While her sister made a joke
'Bout her mental health
'Till Dinah-Moe finally
Did give in
But I told her
All she really needed
Was some discipline...

Kiss my aura...Dora...
M-M-M...it's real angora
Would y'all like some more-a?
Right here on the flora?
An' how 'bout you, Fauna?
Y'wanna?

MMM...sound like y'might be chokin' on somethin'

Did you say you want some more?
Well, here's some more...

MMM, sure...listen
D'you think I could interest you
In a pair of zircon-encrusted tweezers?

MMM...tweezers!
Here, lemme sterilize 'em...
Gimme your lighter...

I couldn't say where she's coming' from,
But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm

She stroll on over, say look here, bum,
I got a forty dollar bill say you can't make me cum
(Y'jes can't do it)

I whipped off her bloomers'n stiffened my thumb
An' applied rotation on her sugar plum

I poked'n stroked till my wrist got numb
An' you know I heard some Dinah-Moe Humm,
Dinah-Moe Humm

Dinah-Moe
Dinah-Moe
Dinah-Moe
Dinah-Moe

Fly · 02-20-2008, 04:08 AM

yup phil............'ol frank was messed up alright

02-12-2008, 12:01 AM	#1124 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	you're a dick too Charlie....thanks alot __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

02-12-2008, 07:15 AM	#1126 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	Hey Fly .... pssssssssssssssssssssssssssst They're jealous. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

02-12-2008, 08:19 AM	#1128 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	Hey, this is your thread. Ya know? Charlatan has a big nose. We all know that men choose sports cars and big noses when they need to compensate for other shortcomings. And Paddy Joe, well. He uses the phrase "fuzzy butt". 'Nuff said. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

02-12-2008, 09:36 AM	#1129 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	you obviously don't know what joe is refering to when he says that eh? __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

02-12-2008, 10:23 AM	#1130 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	Should I? __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

02-12-2008, 10:44 AM	#1131 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	i'll let the boys tell (or show) you if they so choose...... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

02-12-2008, 10:54 AM	#1132 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	Hmmm I'm not so sure I'd enjoy a peek at a fuzzy butt __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

02-12-2008, 11:33 AM	#1133 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	let me tell you something jewels, just find a thread that flyman has any involvement in, search back a few pages, and you will find exactly what you are seeking. or not seeking. and when you find it, DO NOT STARE DIRECTLY AT IT!!!

02-12-2008, 12:39 PM	#1134 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	Now I'm skeered. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

02-12-2008, 08:04 PM	#1138 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	fuckin' eh baby............. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

02-12-2008, 11:12 PM	#1139 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Shit... I even have a copy of it on my bookshelf. http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...ight=Charlatan __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

02-12-2008, 11:19 PM	#1140 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	high, fly! If your ass felt warmer than usual a few minutes ago, it might be because "Pigs" was on the radio here. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

02-13-2008, 05:28 AM	#1141 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	you know i love Pink Floyd OCM.......... .........and Charlie's book..........i like that book. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

02-13-2008, 05:31 AM	#1142 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	Oh yeah I've seen that fuzzy butt. No comment. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

02-13-2008, 05:49 PM	#1146 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	that's just cuz joe is in it.............. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

02-13-2008, 07:13 PM	#1147 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Fear will tend to be a survival mechanism with which we can deal. "Ice is forming, on the tips of my wings. Unheeded warnings; I thought I'd thought of everything" Oh, wait! The plane might be upside-down. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

02-14-2008, 08:02 AM	#1149 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	alright.............nice ring. thank you....... too bad Syd wigged out eh......... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

02-14-2008, 08:09 AM	#1150 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	yup...but his magic will never fade... it is all still there.

02-14-2008, 08:10 AM	#1151 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	A little something for that Pink Floyd: __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

02-14-2008, 08:29 AM	#1152 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	sweet........... gas mask pipe............i like it. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

02-14-2008, 11:28 AM	#1153 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	perfect for you, richard. almost looks like a fly face.......

02-14-2008, 04:52 PM	#1155 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	That mask is pure genius... __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

02-14-2008, 06:15 PM	#1156 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	$o it goes. I wish I had a song for you, Fly, But "I'm stuck in Folsom Prison..." __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

02-14-2008, 06:16 PM	#1157 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	just walk out with johnny and you'll be good to go. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

02-14-2008, 06:22 PM	#1158 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Ah, man! I don't wanna go. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

02-20-2008, 04:08 AM	#1160 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	yup phil............'ol frank was messed up alright __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios