A little something for the Flyman... - Page 39 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Ourcrazymodern? · 11-06-2009, 01:32 PM

?"There ain't no hair on a bullfrog's ass, that's why it is so shiny."?

&, yes, please.

ring · 11-06-2009, 03:55 PM

We be flying.

YouTube - Iggy Pop The horse song

i never saw you before
i never sound strained before
now i'm at your door
and i hope you're unusual
very unusual
now i'm at your door

and when you nicely ask me in
i'm staring at your shoes
and i don't wonder why
i feel like a horse

we can stray out on the open range
missing me every day with its hidden claws
spring snow

and when you brush me
brush me with your eyes
i think you've noticed that
i don't want to be a bad guy anymore

i never saw you before
but you're unusual
and now i'm at your door
i feel safe and warm

i feel
i feel
i feel
i feel

like a horse

ha ha ha ha
what's this?

Fly · 11-06-2009, 05:42 PM

sweet ring.....thanks..........never heard this one before....

ring · 11-07-2009, 10:04 AM

We offer this:

YouTube - Leather and Lace Live 1981

Ourcrazymodern? sends his love.

uncle phil · 11-07-2009, 12:29 PM

YouTube - Nitty Gritty Dirt Band - Mr. Bojangles (STEREO)

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil

Mr. Bojangles
Nitty Gritty Dirt Band

I knew a man Bojangles and he'd dance for you
In worn out shoes
With silver hair, a ragged shirt, and baggy pants
The old soft shoe
He jumped so high, jumped so high
Then he lightly touched down

I met him in a cell in New Orleans
I was down and out
He looked to me to be the eyes of age
as he spoke right out
He talked of life, talked of life,
he laughed clicked his heels and stepped

He said his name "Bojangles" and he danced a lick
across the cell
He grabbed his pants and spread his stance, Oh he jumped so high
and then he clicked his heels
He let go a laugh, let go a laugh
and shook back his clothes all around

Mr. Bojangles, Mr. Bojangles
Mr. Bojangles, dance

He danced for those at minstrel shows and county fairs
throughout the south
He spoke through tears of 15 years how his dog and him
traveled about
The dog up and died, he up and died
And after 20 years he still grieves

He said I dance now at every chance in honky tonks
for drinks and tips
But most the time I spend behind these county bars
'cause I drinks a bit
He shook his head, and as he shook his head
I heard someone ask him please

Mr. Bojangles, Mr. Bojangles
Mr. Bojangles, dance..

Fly · 11-08-2009, 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ring

We offer this:

YouTube - Leather and Lace Live 1981

Ourcrazymodern? sends his love.

FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!

on both accounts too........i see the competition in the "all about the ass" thing has been stepped up......

fuck me OCM......you win bro......

---------- Post added at 03:12 PM ---------- Previous post was at 03:11 PM ----------

hey phil.........i remember Niel Diamond with that tune..........my folks always had that shit on.......

but a great version none the less.......thank you

uncle phil · 11-13-2009, 01:30 PM

for fly's "kids," who are both finally back...

YouTube - The Kids are Alright

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil

The Kids Are Alright
The Who

I don't mind other guys dancing with my girl
That's fine, I know them all pretty well
But I know sometimes I must get out in the light
Better leave her behind with the kids, they're alright
The kids are alright

Sometimes, I feel I gotta get away
Bells chime, I know I gotta get away
And I know if I don't, I'll go out of my mind
Better leave her behind with the kids, they're alright
The kids are alright

I know if I go things would be a lot better for her
I had things planned, but her folks wouldn't let her

I don't mind other guys dancing with my girl
That's fine, I know them all pretty well
But I know sometimes I must get out in the light
Better leave her behind with the kids, they're alright
The kids are alright

Sometimes, I feel I gotta get away
Bells chime, I know I gotta get away
And I know if I don't, I'll go out of my mind
Better leave her behind with the kids, they're alright
The kids are alright

Please, Please, Please

Please, please, please, please me (You don't have to go)
Baby please, baby please, please me (You don't have to go)
Baby please, baby please don't go (You don't have to go)
Don't go, I said baby, don't baby
I love you so (You don't have to go)

Baby, you know you broke my heart when you went away (You don't have to go)
I said, I said, I said I'll see you some other day (You don't have to go)
I said, baby, baby, please, don't go (You don't have to go)
Don't go, no baby, no baby
I love you so (You don't have to go)

Take this pain from my heart

Baby, let me take you by the hand (You don't have to go)
Baby, baby let me, let me be your lover man (You don't have to go)
Baby please, baby please don't go (You don't have to go)
Don't go, I said baby, don't baby
I love you so (You don't have to go)

Please, please, please, please me (You don't have to go)
Baby please, baby please, please me (You don't have to go)
Baby please, baby please don't go (You don't have to go)
Don't go, I said baby, don't baby
I love you so (You don't have to go)

Please please me

It's Not True

It's not true

You say I've been in prison
You say I've got a wife
You say I've had help doing
Everything throughout my life

chorus:
It's not true, it's not true
I'm telling you
'Cause I'm up here and you're nowhere
It's not true, so there

I haven't got eleven kids
I weren't born in Baghdad
I'm not half-Chinese either
And I didn't kill my dad

(chorus)

If you hear more rumors
You can just forget them too
Fools start the rumors
None of them are true

(chorus)

You say I've been in prison
You say I've got a wife
You say I've had help doing
Everything throughout my life

I haven't got eleven kids
I weren't born in Baghdad
I'm not half-Chinese either
And I didn't kill my dad

(chorus)

(chorus)

ring · 11-13-2009, 01:51 PM

Oh, Joyous re-united weeping and wailing good times.

Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, oh YEAH!!!!

Fly · 11-13-2009, 02:11 PM

thanks ring............damn near nailed the way it's been around here today......

Ourcrazymodern? · 11-16-2009, 03:44 PM

I know how to use a hammer(?)

Fly · 11-17-2009, 04:10 AM

tear down the wall...........

uncle phil · 11-17-2009, 04:20 AM

YouTube - Peter, Paul & Mary - If I Had A Hammer

Fly · 11-18-2009, 04:50 AM

nice little wake up tune phil....thank you.

BadNick · 11-21-2009, 08:38 PM

here's one for you Fly...not sure if you ever saw this but I just found it today and it made me smile

YouTube - Jimi Hendrix - Hear My Train A Comin' (Acoustic)

Fly · 11-22-2009, 03:54 AM

FUCK YEAH Nick..........this is deadly.........and a modified 12 string too.........awesome.

thank you sir......

and i like how he's smokin' a joint too...............nice

uncle phil · 11-25-2009, 04:41 AM

YouTube - Born On The Bayou - Creedence Clearwater Revival

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil

Born on the Bayou
Creedence Clearwater Revival

Now, when I was just a little boy,
Standin to my daddys knee,
My poppa said, son, dont let the man get you
Do what he done to me.
cause hell get you,
cause hell get you now, now.

And I can remember the fourth of july,
Runnin through the backwood, bare.
And I can still hear my old hound dog barkin,
Chasin down a hoodoo there.
Chasin down a hoodoo there.

Chorus:
Born on the bayou;
Born on the bayou;
Born on the bayou.

Wish I was back on the bayou.
Rollin with some cajun queen.
Wishin I were a fast freight train,
Just a chooglin on down to new orleans.

Chorus

Do it, do it, do it, do it. oh, lord.
Oh get back boy.

I can remember the fourth of july,
Runnin through the backwood bare.
And I can still hear my old hound dog barkin,
Chasin down a hoodoo there.
Chasin down a hoodoo there.

Chorus

All right! do, do, do, do.
Mmmmmmm, oh.

Fly · 11-25-2009, 04:46 AM

i never did figure out,what the hell a hoodoo is........

great fuckin' tune phil......thanks man

paddyjoe · 11-25-2009, 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fly

i never did figure out,what the hell a hoodoo is.......

damn man, gotta be some Hoodoo's here:

Hoodoo Mountain - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

maybe some in your own backyard, too.........

Fly · 11-26-2009, 02:00 AM

been all over BC,but never got past Fort ST.John.........so i've only done about a third of the Alaska hwy.........maybe another journey is in order.

thanks joe......

Shell · 11-27-2009, 11:46 PM

"i forgot about the doodle,do of the rooster in the morning too........nice." ~ Flyman

Then this one's just for you

YouTube - Dominique Rooster crowing on a farm in NC

uncle phil · 11-28-2009, 03:14 AM

YouTube - Rolling Stones - Honky Tonk Woman (Live in Hyde Park 1969)

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil

Honky Tonk Women
The Rolling Stones

I met a gin soaked, bar-room queen in Memphis,
She tried to take me upstairs for a ride.
She had to heave me right across her shoulder
'Cause I just can't seem to drink you off my mind.

It's the honky tonk women
Gimme, gimme, gimme the honky tonk blues.

I laid a divorcee in New York City,
I had to put up some kind of a fight.
The lady then she covered me with roses,
She blew my nose and then she blew my mind.

It's the honky tonk women
Gimme, gimme, gimme the honky tonk blues.

(Yeah!) It's the honky tonk women.
Gimme, gimme, gimme the honky tonk blues.

(Yeah!) It's the honky tonk women.
Gimme, gimme, gimme the honky tonk blues.

Fly · 11-28-2009, 05:06 AM

thanks Shell.........gotta like that sound.

and to the uncle mystro.........thanks for turning the tunes on eh.....

ring · 11-28-2009, 01:21 PM

Oh man..it's nice to know an old friend is still making music.
I haven't been in touch with Gil Ray for..26 years? Wow how time FLIES.

One of the best drummers around. I forget how many different bands he's played with...
he aint so bad on the guitar either.

You would love his sense of humour, Fly, he's a good egg.

YouTube - Queen of Blood - Gil Ray

Fly · 11-28-2009, 05:32 PM

quite the rockin' tune ring...thank you.

and he's a drummer who plays the stringed things just like myself.........sweet.

uncle phil · 12-04-2009, 01:55 PM

YouTube- The Who - See Me Feel Me/Listening To You - Paris 1979 (11)

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil

where the fuck have i been?

Listening To You/See Me
Tommy
The Who

Tommy: See me, feel me, touch me, heal me.
See me, feel me, touch me, heal me.
See me, feel me, touch me, heal me.
See me, feel me, touch me, heal me, heal me, heal me.

Chorus: Listening to you I get the music.
Gazing at you I get the heat.
Following you I climb the mountain.
I get excitement at your feet!
Right behind you I see the millions.
On you I see the glory.
From you I get opinions.
From you I get the story.
Listening to you I get the music.
Gazing at you I get the heat.
Following you I climb the mountain.
I get excitement at your feet!

[TOMMY AND CHORUS]

Right behind you I see the millions.
On you I see the glory.
From you I get opinions.
From you I get the story.
Listening to you I get the music.
Gazing at you I get the heat (heat).
Following you I climb the mountain.
I get excitement at your feet!
Right behind you I see the millions.
On you I see the glory.
From you I get opinions.
From you I get the story.
Ohhhhh, listening to you I get the music.
Gazing at you I get the heat.
Following you I climb the mountain.
I get excitement at your feet!
Right behind you I see the millions.
On you I see the glory.
From you I get opinions.
From you I get the story.
Listening to you!

Fly · 12-04-2009, 06:08 PM

hahahah phil........you've already seen my ass baby.........do you wanna feel it,touch it and heal it too.....??

hahahahah.......thanks man.

paddyjoe · 12-05-2009, 09:08 AM

Oh man, phil is such a slut.......

uncle phil · 12-05-2009, 10:10 AM

hey, that's my ass we're talking about...

Fly · 12-05-2009, 02:49 PM

yesssssss......

yes it is........

and a nice ass it is too phil......that paddyjoe i mean eh.

uncle phil · 12-11-2009, 01:17 PM

Lala Song Player - Only You Know And I Know by Delaney & Bonnie And Friends

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil

here's a real "find..."

Only You Know And I Know
Delaney and Bonnie and Friends

Only you know and I know
All the love we got to show
So don’t refuse to believe it
By reading too many meanings
‘Cause you know
That I mean what I say
So don’t go
And take me the wrong way
You know you can’t always go and get your own way
‘Cause if you do it’s going to get you some day

Now if I seem to mislead you
It’s just my craziness coming through
But when it comes down to just two
I ain’t no crazier than you
‘Cause you know
That I mean what I say
So don’t go
And take me the wrong way
You know you can’t always go and get your own way
‘Cause if you do it’s going to get you some day

(Musical break)

Oh I mean to be pleasing
Oh no no no not deceiving
But it’s hard to believe in
When you feel so mistreated
‘Cause you know
That I mean what I say
So don’t go
And take things the wrong way
You know you can’t go and get your own way
‘Cause if you do it’s going to get you some day

Only you know and I know
Only you know and I know
Only you know and I know
Only you know and I know
Only you know and I know
Only you know and I know

paddyjoe · 12-11-2009, 02:28 PM

yeah, that's a great song phil.....

so how's your one year older ass doin.........

uncle phil · 12-11-2009, 02:52 PM

right now my one-year-older ass is still wearin' a pair of levis...

and chilly at 55f...

paddyjoe · 12-12-2009, 03:36 AM

55 is nice, pal. you can probably imagine what the f is here.......

Fly · 12-12-2009, 04:09 AM

what the F are you bastards doing yapping in my thread?

paddyjoe · 12-12-2009, 04:56 AM

it's just so cozy and warm in here......

ya effer!

Fly · 12-12-2009, 07:10 AM

i know that but..........you hardly come around any more,and when you do.......you fuck with my thread...........

always were,and always will be joe.........

you bastard.

paddyjoe · 12-12-2009, 08:32 AM

ya prick, if you lived closer i'd be fucking with more than just your thread......

Fly · 12-13-2009, 07:13 AM

hahahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahah

fucking good one joe.............hahahahahhaaahhaahahahhaha........

bastard

paddyjoe · 12-13-2009, 09:10 AM

that's right baby....

I'm number one!!!

uncle phil · 12-23-2009, 04:00 AM

YouTube - The Doors - Runnin' Blue (Studio)

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil

Runnin' Blue
The Doors

Poor Otis dead and gone
Left me here to sing his song
Pretty little girl with the red dress on
Poor Otis dead and gone

Yeah, back down, turn around slowly
Try it again, remembering when
It was easy, try it again
Much to easy, rememberin' when

All right, look at my shoes
Not quite the walkin' blues
Don't fight, too much to lose
Can't fight the runnin' blues Well, I've got the runnin' blues
Runnin' away, back to L.A.
Got to find the dock of the bay
Maybe find it back in L.A.

Runnin' scared
Runnin' blue
Goin' so fast
What'll I do

Well, I've got the runnin' blues
Runnin' away, back to L.A.
Got to find the dock of the bay
Maybe find it back in L.A.

All right, look at my shoes
Not quite the walkin' blues
Don't fight, too much to lose
Can't fight the runnin' blues

All right, look at my shoes
Not quite the walkin' blues
Don't fight, too much to lose
Can't fight the runnin' blues

11-06-2009, 01:32 PM	#1521 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	?"There ain't no hair on a bullfrog's ass, that's why it is so shiny."? &, yes, please. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

11-06-2009, 05:42 PM	#1523 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	sweet ring.....thanks..........never heard this one before.... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

11-13-2009, 02:11 PM	#1529 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	thanks ring............damn near nailed the way it's been around here today...... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

11-16-2009, 03:44 PM	#1530 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	I know how to use a hammer(?) __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

11-17-2009, 04:10 AM	#1531 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	tear down the wall........... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

11-13-2009, 01:51 PM	#1528 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	Oh, Joyous re-united weeping and wailing good times. Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, oh YEAH!!!!

11-18-2009, 04:50 AM	#1533 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	nice little wake up tune phil....thank you. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

11-22-2009, 03:54 AM	#1535 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	FUCK YEAH Nick..........this is deadly.........and a modified 12 string too.........awesome. thank you sir...... and i like how he's smokin' a joint too...............nice __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios Last edited by Fly; 11-22-2009 at 03:56 AM..

11-25-2009, 04:46 AM	#1537 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	i never did figure out,what the hell a hoodoo is........ great fuckin' tune phil......thanks man __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

11-26-2009, 02:00 AM	#1539 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	been all over BC,but never got past Fort ST.John.........so i've only done about a third of the Alaska hwy.........maybe another journey is in order. thanks joe...... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

11-28-2009, 05:06 AM	#1542 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	thanks Shell.........gotta like that sound. and to the uncle mystro.........thanks for turning the tunes on eh..... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

11-28-2009, 05:32 PM	#1544 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	quite the rockin' tune ring...thank you. and he's a drummer who plays the stringed things just like myself.........sweet. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

12-04-2009, 06:08 PM	#1546 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	hahahah phil........you've already seen my ass baby.........do you wanna feel it,touch it and heal it too.....?? hahahahah.......thanks man. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

12-05-2009, 09:08 AM	#1547 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Oh man, phil is such a slut.......

12-05-2009, 10:10 AM	#1548 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	hey, that's my ass we're talking about... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

12-05-2009, 02:49 PM	#1549 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	yesssssss...... yes it is........ and a nice ass it is too phil......that paddyjoe i mean eh. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

12-11-2009, 02:28 PM	#1551 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	yeah, that's a great song phil..... so how's your one year older ass doin.........

12-11-2009, 02:52 PM	#1552 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	right now my one-year-older ass is still wearin' a pair of levis... and chilly at 55f... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

12-12-2009, 03:36 AM	#1553 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	55 is nice, pal. you can probably imagine what the f is here.......

12-12-2009, 04:09 AM	#1554 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	what the F are you bastards doing yapping in my thread? __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

12-12-2009, 04:56 AM	#1555 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	it's just so cozy and warm in here...... ya effer!

12-12-2009, 07:10 AM	#1556 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	i know that but..........you hardly come around any more,and when you do.......you fuck with my thread........... always were,and always will be joe......... you bastard. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

12-12-2009, 08:32 AM	#1557 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	ya prick, if you lived closer i'd be fucking with more than just your thread......

12-13-2009, 07:13 AM	#1558 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	hahahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahah fucking good one joe.............hahahahahhaaahhaahahahhaha........ bastard __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

12-13-2009, 09:10 AM	#1559 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	that's right baby.... I'm number one!!!