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Old 08-29-2004, 06:20 AM   #281 (permalink)
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wake and bake...........
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Old 08-29-2004, 02:41 PM   #282 (permalink)
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"White Rabbit"


One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small,
And the ones that mother gives you
Don't do anything at all.
Go ask flyman
When he's ten feet tall.
And if you go chasing rabbits
And you know you're going to fall,
Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar
Has given you the call.
Call flyman
When he was just small.
When the men on the chessboard
Get up and tell you where to go
And you've just had some kind of mushroom
And your mind is moving low.
Go ask flyman
I think he'll know.
When logic and proportion
Have fallen sloppy dead,
And the White Knight is talking backwards
And the Red Queen's "off with her head!"
Remember what the dormouse said:
"Feed your head. Feed your head. Feed your head"
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Old 08-29-2004, 04:01 PM   #283 (permalink)
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freakin' beautiful joe.........




go ask flyman.........bwaahahhhahahaaa.........
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Old 08-29-2004, 04:30 PM   #284 (permalink)
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damn...didn't i post the real thing a few pages ago? pj, you're plagiarizing...or something...
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Old 08-30-2004, 03:29 AM   #285 (permalink)
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damn...didn't i post the real thing a few pages ago? pj, you're plagiarizing...or something...
sorry unkie...I'm a lazy slob when it comes to searches
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Old 08-30-2004, 01:12 PM   #286 (permalink)
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hey, fly, sing this to your buddy the squirrel...

DEAD SKUNK
Loudon Wainwright III


Crossin' the highway late last night
He shoulda looked left and he shoulda looked right
He didn't see the station wagon car
The skunk got squashed and there you are!

You got yer
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
You got yer dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinkin' to high Heaven!

Take a whiff on me, that ain't no rose!
Roll up yer window and hold yer nose
You don't have to look and you don't have to see
'Cause you can feel it in your olfactory

You got yer
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
You got yer dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinkin' to high Heaven!

Yeah you got yer dead cat and you got yer dead dog
On a moonlight night you got yer dead toad frog
Got yer dead rabbit and yer dead raccoon
The blood and the guts they're gonna make you swoon!
You got yer
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
You got yer dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinkin' to high Heaven!

C'mon stink!

You got it!
It's dead, it's in the middle
Dead skunk in the middle!
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinkin' to high heaven!
All over the road, technicolor man!
Oh, you got pollution
It's dead, it's in the middle
And it's stinkin' to high, high Heaven!
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Old 08-30-2004, 07:13 PM   #287 (permalink)
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hell phil..........i love that song......


*bastard ass skwerlz anyways.........*





i can see in technicolour by the way..........must be the doobers eh.......?
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Old 08-31-2004, 12:02 PM   #288 (permalink)
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Start Me Up
The Rolling Stones

If you start me up
If you start me up I'll never stop
If you start me up
If you start me up I'll never stop
I've been running hot
You got me ticking gonna blow my top
If you start me up
If you start me up I'll never stop
You make a grown man cry
Spread out the oil, the gasoline
I walk smooth, ride in a mean, mean machine
Start it up
If you start it up
Kick on the starter give it all you got, you got, you got
I can't compete with the riders in the other heats
If you rough it up
If you like it you can slide it up, slide it up
Don't make a grown man cry
My eyes dilate, my lips go green
My hands are greasy
She's a mean, mean machine
Start it up
If start me up
Give it all you got
You got to never, never, never stop
Never, never
Slide it up
You make a grown man cry
Ride like the wind at double speed
I'll take you places that you've never, never seen
Start it up
Love the day when we will never stop, never stop
Never stop, never stop
Tough me up
Never stop, never stop, never stop
You, you, you make a grown man cry
You, you make a dead man cum
You, you make a dead man cum
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Old 08-31-2004, 12:47 PM   #289 (permalink)
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BOB SEGER & THE SILVER BULLET BAND LYRICS


The Fire Down Below

Here comes old Rosie she's looking mighty fine
Here comes hot Nancy she's steppin' right on time
There go the street lights bringin on the night
Here come the men faces hidden from the light
All through the shadows they come and they go
With only one thing in common
They got the fire down below

Here comes the rich man in his big long limousine
Here comes the poor man all you got to have is green
Here comes the banker and the lawyer and the cop
One thing for certain it ain't never gonna stop
When it all gets too heavy
That's when they come and go
With only one thing in common
They got the fire down below

It happens out in Vegas happens in Moline
On the blue blood streets of Boston
Up in Berkeley and out in Queens
And it went on yesterday and it's going on tonight
Somewhere there's somebody ain't treatin' somebody right

And he's looking out for Rosie and she's looking mighty fine
And he's walking the streets for Nancy
And he'll find her everytime
When the street light flicker bringing on the night
Well they'll be slipping into darkness slipping out of sight
All through the midnight
Watch 'em come and watch 'em go
With only one thing in common
They got the fire down below









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Old 08-31-2004, 05:18 PM   #290 (permalink)
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damn ng.........i've been eatin' all different kinds of peppers lately.....and that song soooooo rings true..........



same as johnny cash's ring of fire...........


....but i can't stop eatin' them.......





......."and it burns,burns,burns....that ring of fire..."
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Old 08-31-2004, 07:44 PM   #291 (permalink)
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That was just WAY more information than we needed.....
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Old 09-01-2004, 04:41 AM   #292 (permalink)
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i know........that's why i said it..........



weeeeeeeeeeeee....................
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Old 09-01-2004, 09:36 AM   #293 (permalink)
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Old 09-01-2004, 03:59 PM   #294 (permalink)
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Life's Been Good
Joe Walsh


I have a mansion but forget the price
Ain't never been there, they tell me its nice
I live in hotels, tear out the walls
I have accountants pay for it all

They say I'm crazy but I have a have a good time
I'm just looking for clues at the scene of the crime
Life's been good to me so far

My Maseratti does one-eighty-five
I lost my license, now I dont drive
I have a limo, ride in the back
I lock the doors in case I'm attacked

I'm making records, my fans they can't wait
They write me letters, tell me I'm great
So I got me an office, gold records on the wall
Just leave a message, maybe I'll call

Lucky I'm sane after all I've been through
I cant complain but sometimes I still do
Life's been good to me so far

I go to parties sometimes until four
It's hard to leave when you can't find the door
It's tough to handle this fortune and fame
Everybody's so different, I haven't changed

They say I'm lazy but it takes all my time
I keep on goin' guess I'll never know why
Life's been good to me so far
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Old 09-01-2004, 06:02 PM   #295 (permalink)
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Life's been good to me so far



i like to think this is true..........if i'm right or wrong......i don't care...



you can't find out how life works on page 37.



just gotta be there....
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Old 09-02-2004, 05:08 PM   #296 (permalink)
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1. Balls To The Wall

Too many slaves in this world
One by torture and pain
Too many people do not see
They're killing themselves - going insane
Too many people do not know
Bondage in over the human race
They believe slaves always lose
And this fear keeps them down
Watch the damned (God bless ya)
They're gonna break their chains
You can't stop them (God bless ya)
They're coming to get you and then
You'll get your balls to the wall, man
Balls to the wall
You'll get your balls to the wall, man
Balls to the wall - balls to the wall
You may screw their brains
You may sacrifice them, too
You may mortify their flesh
You may rape them all
One day the tortured stand up
And revolt against the evil
They make you drink you blood
And tear yourself to pieces
You better watch the damned (God bless ya)
They're gonna break their chains
You can't stop them (God bless ya)
They're coming to get you and then
You'll get your balls to the wall, man
Balls to the wall
You'll get your balls to the wall, man
Balls to the wall - balls to the wall
Come on man, let's stand up all over the world
Let's plug a bomb in everyone's arse
If they don't keep us alive - we're gonna fight for the right
Build a wall with the bodies of the dead - and you're saved
Make the world scared - come on, show me the sign of victory
Sign of victory - sign of victory
You better watch the damned (God bless ya)
They're gonna break their chains
You can't stop them (God bless ya)
They're coming to get you and then
You'll get your balls to the wall, man
Balls to the wall
You'll get your balls to the wall, man
Balls to the wall
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Old 09-04-2004, 07:35 AM   #297 (permalink)
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Old 09-04-2004, 12:24 PM   #298 (permalink)
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Old 09-04-2004, 01:12 PM   #299 (permalink)
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yessirree bob........Swilly McSwill here.........




mmmmmmmm...........beer........
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Old 09-04-2004, 01:46 PM   #300 (permalink)
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freakin drunk freak
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Old 09-04-2004, 10:41 PM   #301 (permalink)
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freakin drunk freak
i have pix you've sent me with the barbi wailin' and a guinness close at hand man...........and many of them.....guinness as well as pix...........


*insert tippin' back a wobbly pop smilie here*



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Old 09-05-2004, 01:32 AM   #302 (permalink)
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Gotcha home-boy.

Here's to ya, and to all my fellow Labor Day celebrants.





Please don't drink too many of these and try to drive though!
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Old 09-05-2004, 07:54 AM   #303 (permalink)
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thanx joe..............have a hella good holiday man.
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Old 09-07-2004, 01:45 PM   #304 (permalink)
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Bang On The Drum All Day
Todd Rundgren


I don't want to work
I want to bang on the drum all day
I don't want to play
I just want to bang on the drum all day

Ever since I was a tiny boy
I don't want no candy
I don't need toy
I took a stick and an old coffee can
I bang on that thing 'til I got
Blisters on my hand
Because...

(reprise)

When I get older they think I'm a fool
The teacher told me I should stay after school
She caught me pounding on the desk with my hands
But my licks were so hot
I made the teacher want to dance
And that's why...

(reprise)

Listen to this
Every day when I get home from work
I feel so frustrated
the boss is a jerk
And I get my sticks and go out to the shed
And i pound on that drum like it was the boss's head
Because..

(reprise)

I CAN BANG ON THAT DRUM
HEY, YOU WANT TO A BANG AT IT?
I CAN DO THIS ALL DAY
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Old 09-08-2004, 09:28 AM   #305 (permalink)
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Old 09-08-2004, 11:59 AM   #306 (permalink)
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Smokin' in the Boys Room
Brownsville Station

(Spoken)
How you doin' out there? Y'ever seem to have one of those days
where it just seems like everybody's gettin' on your case, from
your teacher all the way down to your best girlfriend? Well,
y'know, I used to have 'em just about all the time. But I found
a way to get out of 'em. Let me tell you about it!

(Sung)
Sitting in the classroom Thinking it's a drag
Listening to the teacher rap Just ain't my bag
The noon bells ring You know that's my cue
I'm gonna meet the boys On floor number two!

Smokin' in the boys' room
Smokin' in the boys' room
Now, teacher, don't you fill me up with your rules
But everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school.

A-checkin' out the halls Makin' sure the coast is clear
Lookin' in the stalls No, there ain't nobody here
Oh, my buddy Fang, and me and Paul
To get caught would surely be the death of us all

Smokin' in the boys' room
Smokin' in the boys' room
Now, teacher, don't you fill me up with your rules
But everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school.
All right!

Oh, put me to work In the school book store
Check out counter And I got bored
Teacher was lookin' For me all around
Two hours later You know where I was found

Smokin' in the boys' room (Yes indeed, I was)
Smokin' in the boys' room
Now, teacher, don't you fill me up with your rules
But everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school.
One mo'!

Smokin' in the boys' room
Oh, smokin' in the boys' room
Now, teacher, I am fully aware of the rules
But everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school!
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We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 09-08-2004, 05:10 PM   #307 (permalink)
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where'd the mother fuckin' cheese go?
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Old 09-08-2004, 05:12 PM   #308 (permalink)
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gotcha, turkey...(with some help from hank)
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- Robert S. McNamara
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We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 09-08-2004, 05:17 PM   #309 (permalink)
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sweet too phil.............thanx man!!!!


you guys are more messed up than me.
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Old 09-09-2004, 12:31 PM   #310 (permalink)
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Low Rider
War

All my friends know the low rider
The low rider is a little higher
Low rider drives a little slower
Low rider is a real goer
Low rider knows every street yeah!
Low rider is the one to meet yeah!
Low rider don't use no gas now
Low rider don't drive to fast
Take a little trip
Take a little trip
Take a little trip and see
Take a little trip
Take a little trip
Take a little trip with me
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Old 09-10-2004, 12:56 PM   #311 (permalink)
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Shaving Cream
Benny Bell

I have a sad story to tell you
It may hurt your feelings a bit
Last night when I walked into my bathroom
I stepped in a big pile of ...
Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen

I think I'll break off with my girlfriend
Her antics are queer, I'll admit
Each time I say, "Darling, I love you"
She tells me that I'm full of ...
Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen

Our baby fell out of the window
You'd think that her head would be split
But good luck was with her that morning
She fell in a barrel of ...
Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen

An old lady died in a bathtub
She died from a terrible fit
In order to fulfill her wishes
She was buried in six feet of ...
Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen

When I was in France with the army
One day I looked into my kit
I thought I would find me a sandwich
But the darn thing was loaded with ...
Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen

And now, folks, my story is ended
I think it is time I should quit
If any of you feel offended
Stick your head in a barrel of ...
Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 09-10-2004, 07:05 PM   #312 (permalink)
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i still wanna know.........




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Old 09-10-2004, 07:19 PM   #313 (permalink)
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Old 09-10-2004, 08:19 PM   #314 (permalink)
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hey you dirty rat!!!!!


did you take the mother fuckin' cheese?
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Old 09-10-2004, 09:22 PM   #315 (permalink)
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Old 09-11-2004, 07:16 AM   #316 (permalink)
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alright.........splck found the cheese......


phil you bastard......you better have some wine hiddin' down there too.
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Old 09-11-2004, 07:45 AM   #317 (permalink)
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Bottle of Wine
Tom Paxton

Ramblin' around this dirty old town
Singin' for nickels and dimes
Times getting rough I ain't got enough
To buy me a bottle of wine
Bottle of wine, fruit of the vine
When you gonna let me get sober
Leave me along, let me go home
I wann'a go back and start over
Little hotel, older than Hell
Cold and as dark as a mine
Blanket so thin, I lie there and grin
Buy me little bottle of wine
CHORUS
Aches in my head, bugs in my bed
Pants so old that they shine
Out on the street, tell the people I meet
Won'ch buy me a bottle of wine
CHORUS
Teacher must teach, and the preacher must preach
Miner must dig in the mine
I ride the rods, trusting in God
And hugging my bottle of wine
CHORUS
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We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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you both get dirty;
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Old 09-12-2004, 06:54 AM   #318 (permalink)
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Well, show me the way, To the next whiskey bar
Oh, don't ask why, Oh, don't ask why
Show me the way, To the next whiskey bar
Oh, don't ask why, Oh, don't ask why
For if we don't find, The next whiskey bar
I tell you we must die, I tell you we must die
I tell you, I tell you, I tell you we must die
Oh, moon of Alabama, We now must say goodbye
We've lost our good old mama
And must have whiskey, oh, you now why
Oh, moon of Alabama
We now must say goodbye
We've lost our good old mama
And must have whiskey, oh, you now why
Well, show me the way, To the next little girl
Oh, don't ask why, Oh, don't ask why
Show me the way, To the next little girl
Oh, don't ask why, Oh, don't ask why
For if we don't find, The next little girl
I tell you we must die, I tell you we must die
I tell you, I tell you, I tell you we must die
Oh, moon of Alabama, We now must say goodbye
We've lost our good old mama
And must have whiskey, oh, you now why

(i think my club's inventory of absolut dropped dramatically last night)
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Old 09-13-2004, 12:42 PM   #319 (permalink)
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The Pig Song
olde, olde, English


It was early last September,
Near as I can remember,
I was strolling down the lane in tipsy pride.
Not a word did I utter
As I lay down in the gutter,
And this pig come up and lay down by my side.

Not a soul were we disturbing
As we lay there by the curbing,
When this high-toned lady come and I heard her say,
"You can tell a man who boozes
By the company he chooses."
And the pig got up and slowly walked away!
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Old 09-14-2004, 05:43 AM   #320 (permalink)
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I've been known to tie one on and honky tonk til half past three
But the party don't get started til my baby pours her love on me
She's a hundred proof, Lord she's smooth
She makes me moan all night long
So I don't need the booze to get a buzz on

I've tried It all from Tennessee Whiskey
To Ozark Mountain Moonshine
But it's her sweet love that packs the punch
And keeps me higher than a Georgia pine
Mr Southern Comfort don't come in a bottle
I get a double shot of love home grown
So I don't need booze to get a buzz on

My little country girl makes my head whirl and my knees begin to shake
No I can't walk no chalk line I ain't a talking or a thinking straight
I'm hooked on my baby's love there ain't nothing in a jug this strong
And I don't need the booze to get a buzz on

I've tried It all from Tennessee Whiskey
To Ozark Mountain Moonshine
Bu it's her sweet love that packs the punch
And keeps me higher than a Georgia pine
Mr Southern Comfort don't come in a bottle
I get a double shot of love home grown
So I don't need booze to get a buzz on

I wear a Blue Ribbon grin every now and then
But I don't need that to get stoned
I don't need the booze to get a buzz on

No I don't need the booze to get a buzz on
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