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I'm in a very sensitive mood.

probably one of the more "sensitive" songs i've ever heard...

Well fly is a sensitive guy -I figured he'd appreciate it.

hahahahahahaha

thanx Astro........great tune my friend.


the fuck do you know buddy.....i'm pretty sensative man.


*piss off eh*.........*bastard*



gimme a kiss baby :D

*walks away holding belly trying not to laugh*

i got something for you to hold pal..............


:D

Nice to see you're finally coming out of the closet, my friend. Things should really become more comfortable for you now............ :thumbsup:

fly needs to come to rochester, if for nothing else, to see the HOG
...last weekend in july...

http://www.vintageandrareguitars.com...s/p_1701_1.JPG

Here you go a 1954 Strat.

And take your picks of these state of the art Amps:

http://www.poupart.com/us/andy/amps/fivegibsons.jpg

fuckin' eh Astro.........can i have ALL the amps man?

I thought you took them all because all that's left is a little red x

i see 'em fine..........fuckin' kill 'im.....fuckin' kill 'im.... kill 'im already kill 'im

It was a hot Sunday mornin'
Middle of July
The choir was a singin'
'Bout the sweet by and by

Everybody was a swayin'
And sweatin' in the heat
We all bowed our heads down
As the preacher took his seat

My sister and my brother
stood next to my mother
In the quiet at the close of the verse
That's when daddy cut the big one
At the Horn Lake Mississippi Missionary Baptist Church

My sister rolled her eyes back
My brother bit his lip
My cousin just behind us
Whispered, "Hey, who let it rip?"

I stuck my face in my shirtsleeve
Stared down at my shoes
Lord, you could hear a pin drop
As we stood there in the pew

Heads were turnin',
eyes were burnin'
Momma stuck her nose in her purse
After daddy cut the big one
At the Horn Lake Mississippi Missionary Baptist Church

He cut the big one
It was a stinker
Then he broke the silence
With a snicker
And us kids started laughin'
'Til I thought we was all gonna burst
After daddy cut the big one
At the Horn Lake Mississippi Missionary Baptist Church

He said, "The devil made me do it"
Momma said it was the liverwurst
And that's why daddy cut the big one
At the Horn Lake Mississippi Missionary Baptist Church

i figure this is in reference to my ass all over the joint?......:D

thanx Hanx......but i gotta say...it was bratwurst,not liverwurst :thumbsup:

Ya I got a little something for the flyman............


ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

well.............i'll take that then....
:D

It looks like posting your butt gets you some positive reinforcement. Just please don't do it again.

He hasta post those hairy globes AC. Who the fuck wants to look at that goofy head.

yeah, roofer's tan...

comin' from baldy himself.......

:D

I hate bald dudes. You tell em fly!

hey, my wife's husband is bald...

So's my hand's um... girlfriend... :eek:

fuck sakes Astro...i'm goin' bald dude.......



:D

Who's this ugly mug?

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dude, this is an evil post. check out the reply number. :eek:

anyway, http://www.sugarbushsquirrel.com/index.html

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ahahahhhahhahaha........the li'l fuckin' rodent has his own limo........


.....and the tv cameras too...........bastard skwerlz.......

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Shh... Bern I think he's ignoring me.

Here's a canadian version of Forbes magazine.

http://www.cannabisculture.ca/librar...orbes_Marc.jpg

oh look........they're talkin' about pot.........forshame,forshame............

mmmm....pot

Dr. Hook


Cover Of The Rolling Stone


(ah ha ha… I don’t believe it... … hey Ray, hey Sugar, tell ‘emwho we are…)

Well, we big rock singers, we got golden fingers, and we’re lovedeverywhere we go.
(That sounds like us)
We sing about beauty and we sing about truth at ten thousanddollars a show.
We take all kind of pills to give us all kind of thrills but thethrill we’ve never known
Is the thrill that’ll getcha when you get your picture on thecover of the Rolling Stone.

Rolling Stone – wanna see my picture on the cover-
Stone- wanna buy 5 copies for my mother-
Stone- wanna see my smilin’ face
on the cover of the Rolling Stone.
(That’s a very good idea…)

I got a freaky old lady name a’ Cocaine Kitty who embroiders onmy jeans.
I got my poor old gray-haired daddy
drivin’ my limousine.
Now it’s all designed to blow our minds
but our minds won’t really be blown
like the blow that’ll getcha when you get your picture on thecover of the Rolling Stone.

Rolling Stone- wanna see our pictures on the cover-
Stone- wanna buy 5 copies for our mothers-
Stone- wanna see my smilin’ face
on the cover of the Rolling Stone.

ROCK AND ROLL!
(Aw, that’s just beautiful)

We got a lotta little teenage blue-eyed groupies
who do anything we say.
We got a genuine Indian guru
who’s teachin’ us a better way.
We got all the friends that money can buy
so we never have to be alone.
And we keep getting’ richer but we can’t get our picture
on the cover of the Rolling Stone

Rolling Stone- wanna see my picture on the cover-
Stone- wanna buy 5 copies for my mother-
Stone- wanna see my smilin’ face on the cover of the RollingStone.

On the cover of the Rolling…
Wanna see my picture on the cover-
wanna buy 5 copies for my mother-
wanna see my smilin’ face on the cover of the Rolling Stone.

(Man, I can see it now… there we are… on the front, smilin’….)

awww that's just beautiful..........


thanx joe...i trip on that tune mega man.

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hey fly, your back yard... every night when you're fast asleep...
they're busy making you future skwerlz for generations to come.
plus, they steal your wobblies. you're really not drinking as much you thought, eh! ;)

bastard skwerl fornicaters.........go fuck in someone elses yard.

*devil spawn i tell you*

It is the the unholy skwerl... he wants your soul flyman (then he'll drink your pops)...

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^ how about another skwerl ?

*runs away before paddyjoe notices!*

***sigh***