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Fly 12-23-2004 07:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hanxter
a big fatty, mate :D


ahahhahhaaa..........so you did fall asleep on the keys then eh?


thanx Hanx.... ***insert doobie smoking emoticon here***

uncle phil 12-30-2004 01:10 PM

interestingly enough, this is one of the very few EJ songs i particularly like...

Burn Down the Mission
Elton John


You tell me there’s an angel in your tree
Did he say he’d come to call on me
For things are getting desperate in our home
Living in the parish of the restless folks I know

Everybody now bring your family down to the riverside
Look to the east to see where the fat stock hide
Behind four walls of stone the rich man sleeps
It’s time we put the flame torch to their keep

Burn down the mission
If we’re gonna stay alive
Watch the black smoke fly to heaven
See the red flame light the sky

Burn down the mission
Burn it down to stay alive
It’s our only chance of living
Take all you need to live inside

Deep in the woods the squirrels are out today
My wife cried when they came to take me away
But what more could I do just to keep her warm
Than burn burn burn burn down the mission walls

paddyjoe 12-30-2004 07:03 PM

I'm on the Lamb but I Ain't No Sheep


Canadian Mounted, baby
Police force that works
Red and Black
It’s their color scheme
Get their man
In the end
It’s all right
Yeah, it’s all right

Frontenac Chateau, baby
I cross the frontier at ten
Got a whip in my hand, baby
And a girl or a husky
At leather’s end
It’s all right
Yeah, it’s all right baby
It’s all right
Yeah, my lovely bel punice
You know you, you kill and you maim
The husky know

Mush you huskies-ride mush you huskies-ride mush you huskies
Ride mush you huskies-ride mush you huskies-ride mush you huskies
Ride mush you huskies-ride mush you huskies

Hornswoop me bungo pony on dogsled on ice
Make a dash for freedom, baby
Don’t skate on polar ice
It’s too thick to be sliced
By the light
Of long and white polar nights
It’s all right
It’s all right
Yeah, my lovely bel punice
You know you, you kill and you maim

Ah, here they come now, yeah
C’mon ride!



Ahh, bastards couldn't get your man..... :lol:

Fly 12-30-2004 07:09 PM

you the man joe.............thanx eh


..and phil....i hear ya',one of the few i trip on as well....thanx bud

paddyjoe 01-02-2005 07:13 PM

Right back atcha, speedy.... :lol:


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/08...otbluewfly.jpg

Fly 01-02-2005 08:03 PM

Bwaahhahahhaahhaa...

joe you bastard........that is fuckin' hilarious.....nice slice bud.

uncle phil 01-03-2005 01:05 PM

Don't Step On The Grass, Sam
Steppenwolf


Starin' at the boob tube, turnin' on the big knob
Tryin' to find some life in the waste land
Fin'ly found a program, gonna deal with Mary Jane
Ready for a trip into hate land
Obnoxious Joe comes on the screen
Along with his guest self-righteous Sam
And one more guy who doesn't count
His hair and clothes are too far out

While pushin' back his glasses Sam is sayin' casually
"I was elected by the masses"
And with that in mind he starts to unwind
A vicious attack on the finest of grasses

Well it's evil, wicked, mean and nasty
(Don't step on the grass, Sam)
And it will ruin our fair country
(Don't be such an ass, Sam)
Well, it will hook your Sue and Johnny
(You're so full of bull, Sam)
All will pay that disagree with me
(Please give up you already lost the fight, alright)

Misinformation Sam and Joe
Are feeding to the nation
But the one who didn't count counted them out
By exposing all their false quotations
Faced by a very awkward situation
This is all he'd say to save the day

Well it's evil, wicked, mean and nasty
(Don't step on the grass, Sam)
And it will ruin our fair country
(Don't be such an ass, Sam)
Well, it will hook your Sue and Johnny
(You're so full of bull, Sam)
All will pay that disagree with me
(Please give up you already lost the fight alright)

You waste my coin Sam, all you can
To jail my fellow man
For smoking all the noble weed
You need much more than him
You've been telling lies so long
Some believe they're true
So they close their eyes to things
You have no right to do
Just as soon as you are gone
Hope will start to climb
Please don't stay around too long
You're wasting precious time

Repeat Chorus

Fly 01-03-2005 05:13 PM

thanx uncle phil.........you get it don't you?

i knew it..........

always got the right song at the right time man...........awesome.

bundy 01-05-2005 02:54 PM

<center>...OH NO... ASTROCLOUD and his evil car salesmen minions are back and...

...WE'RE ALL IN DANGER!!!!!


... but never fear...

ASHFLY and his trusty sidekick PADDY-CHU are here to save us!!!

http://bundytfp.customer.netspace.ne...tfp/FlyAsh.jpg

THANK GOODNESS!!! and what a massive doobie!!!

But wait, which Nonsense-Mon are you summoning in that Poke-Ball ASHFLY???

...OMG!!!1!11!...

...IT'S UNCLE PHALLUS SQUIRTER and his deadly GIANT HAMBURGER ATTACK!!!...

http://bundytfp.customer.netspace.ne...ePhilHammy.jpg

THANK GOODNESS!!!

we're all safe now...

yay</center>

uncle phil 01-05-2005 03:54 PM

bundy, you are a freakin' trip...

paddyjoe 01-05-2005 07:17 PM

jeezus bundy, you really are the Wizard of Oz.

Fly 01-05-2005 10:12 PM

oh yeah..........right on bundy......


*just curious....what was it you ingested to pull that trip off?*

(what a fuckin' wierdo)

glad you came back and ..........i'm counting the days with ya' mate.

splck 01-05-2005 10:30 PM

Thought you might want some of this for...you know what...
http://www.beewild.co.nz/hairwax.jpg

Fly 01-05-2005 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by splck
Thought you might want some of this for...you know what...
http://www.beewild.co.nz/hairwax.jpg



hmmmm.........my ass or my head? :D

...no really...i wanna know.

splck 01-05-2005 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flyman
hmmmm.........my ass or my head? :D

yes....you are correct.

bundy 01-05-2005 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fly
*just curious....what was it you ingested to pull that trip off?*

(what a fuckin' wierdo)

:lol:
well, the recipe goes thusly...
TFP, mini moni, a hangover, eggs+bacon+oj, painkillers and early morning japanese cartoons (pokemon)... nothing quite like it.

paddyjoe 01-08-2005 05:50 AM

This site really opens my eyes to many things I once took for granted:

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgu...3Doff%26sa%3DN

:lol: .......eh!

Fly 01-08-2005 08:02 AM

ahahahhahaaa....right on joe.....that was a fun little trip.


see,now you know.....don't fuck with us.... :D


thanx bro.

bernadette 01-10-2005 12:18 AM

fly, have you seen/heard this shit? a 4 yr old drummer?!!
http://colemarcus.com/

:lol: @ bundy's far out <strike>drug induced</strike> fly trip! & Pj's speed-dey. hahaha

bundy 01-10-2005 05:08 AM

i have to agree that Dr Dress-Up does indeed kick Mr Rogers butt as pointed out in PJs link.
i spent two years watching that guy religiously when my family lived in Canada.

Fly 01-10-2005 05:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bernadette
fly, have you seen/heard this shit? a 4 yr old drummer?!!
http://colemarcus.com/

:lol: @ bundy's far out <strike>drug induced</strike> fly trip! & Pj's speed-dey. hahaha


yup.........the kid is amazing....another reason why i'm teachin' my kids early.

thanx guys..............

bundy......you're a fuckin' Canadian?.......so did you used to throw shrimp on da barbi in the middle of winter or what?

paddyjoe 01-10-2005 05:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flyman
bundy......you're a fuckin' Canadian?.......so did you used to throw shrimp on da barbi in the middle of winter or what?

he's a Canadian...not a moron... :lol:

Fly 01-10-2005 05:50 AM

hell joe........ i us my BBQ all year round man.......did chops the othe rnight in -7 weather.


...we're not morons...just a little different eh.

you're just bitter cuz your barbi is collecting dust in the garage right?

paddyjoe 01-10-2005 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flyman
you're just bitter cuz your barbi is collecting dust in the garage right?

yup............ :(

silent_jay 01-10-2005 10:33 AM

Yep us crazy Canadians use the barbi all year round. BBQ some steaks when I was at the parents place for Christmas break, it was about -20 or so, some of the neighbors looked at me like I was nuts, but oh well.

bundy 01-10-2005 01:19 PM

no no no...
i'm aussie as they come, my folks just lived in Canada for a few years working near Toronto.
i was like 4 years old at the time... hence my love for Mr Dress-Up.

uncle phil 01-12-2005 04:54 PM

Rainy Day Woman #12 and #35
Bob Dylan


They'll stone you when you're trying to be so good
They'll stone you just like they said they would
They'll stone you when you're trying to go home
They'll stone you when you're there all alone
But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get stoned

They'll stone you when you're walking on the street
They'll stone you when you're trying to keep your seat
They'll stone you when your walking on the floor
They'll stone you when your walking to the door
But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get stoned

They'll stone you when you're at the breakfast table
They'll stone you when you are young and able
They'll stone you when you're trying to make a buck
They'll stone you and then they'll say good luck
But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get stoned

Well They'll stone you and say that it's the end
They'll stone you and then they'll come back again
They'll stone you when you're riding in your car
They'll stone you when you're playing you guitar
Yes But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get stoned
Alright

Well They'll stone you when you are all alone
They'll stone you when you are walking home
They'll stone you and then say they're all brave
They'll stone you when you're send down in your grave
But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get stoned

Fly 01-12-2005 10:34 PM

right on phil............got the right tune at the right time always my friend.

kudos baby........

Astrocloud 01-14-2005 01:18 PM

http://bundytfp.customer.netspace.ne...tfp/FlyAsh.jpg

LOL

paddyjoe 01-14-2005 03:29 PM

Oh man look, I've gotta fly on my ass!

Fly 01-14-2005 08:31 PM

Bwahahahahahhahaaa..........good one Astro....


hey joe......i know you dig my ass and all but......turnin' yourself into a fly,and hoppin' on my back......man,you must reallly wanna come over to the other side eh?

paddyjoe 01-19-2005 01:04 PM

See this building......it's my garage.

In here sits my poor grill, cold and lonely till next spring.

http://img51.exs.cx/img51/417/snow020newb80dpi7hc.jpg

*sigh*

uncle phil 01-19-2005 01:07 PM

3/5 of a Mile in 10 Seconds
Jefferson Airplane

do away with people blowing my mind
do away with people wasting my precious time
take me to a simple place
where I can easily see my face
baby, baby I can see that you're fine
know I love you baby, yes I do
know I love you baby, yes I do

do away with people laughing at my hair
do away with people climbing on my precious prayers
take me to a circus tent
where I can easily pay my rent
and all the other freaks can share my cares
know I love you baby, yes I do
know I love you baby, yes I do

do away with things that come on obscene
like hot rods real clean real fine nicotine
sometimes the price is 65 dollars
prices like that make a grown man holler
'specially when it's sold by a kid that's only 15
know I love you baby, yes I do
know I love you baby, yes I do
3/5's of a mile in 10 seconds...

uncle phil 01-31-2005 02:01 PM

ah...HA!

http://www.dreamcloud.net/dreamer/sq.../squirrel.html

Fly 01-31-2005 04:29 PM

sweet phil.......i'm gonna hook up some speakers outside and play this tune for those little bastards......


....this man always has the songs folks..................thanx uncle mystro.........and yes...once again,i know it's spelled wrong.

uncle phil 01-31-2005 05:05 PM

spellcheck is your friend...but you can spell me any way you want to...

Fly 02-02-2005 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
spellcheck is your friend...but you can spell me any way you want to...



i fucking love you man............:D

Charlatan 02-02-2005 08:37 AM

http://www.nervous.co.uk/png/llr081.png

Fly 02-02-2005 08:39 AM

ahahahhahhahahahhaa............sweet man.


i knew you'd be all for the reach arounds eh.........

Charlatan 02-02-2005 08:46 AM

http://www.bytegraphx.com/johnlambe/.../lovebone2.jpg


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