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Fly 02-04-2008 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paddyjoe
I hope those drunken bush pilots at least leave a landing strip.........:D




but of course..........:D



phil..........as always man..........i freakin' love Zeppelin :thumbsup:


*this is good too,thanks bro..........while i was mixing tracks this morning,i fucking deleted my buddy's mandolin solos we recorded yesterday.......what a fuckin' knob!!!!

:grumpy: :grumpy: :grumpy: :grumpy: :grumpy: :grumpy: :grumpy: :grumpy: :grumpy: :grumpy: :grumpy: :grumpy: :grumpy: :grumpy: :grumpy: :grumpy: :grumpy:

paddyjoe 02-05-2008 04:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fly
what a fuckin' knob!!!!

FINALLY.......pretty much repeating what we've all known for years!

Fly 02-05-2008 06:22 AM

yup.....in comes that Bastard joe to kick me while i'm down...


thanks joe

paddyjoe 02-05-2008 07:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fly
Bastard joe

thinkin of making this my user name..........:D

uncle phil 02-05-2008 08:20 AM

he started calling me that too, pj...


Quote:

Originally Posted by Fly
this thread would like to thank uncle mystro for the reminder of how freakin' cold it is outside.........



(as you know phil,normally i'd save this for joe but....)



*Bastard*


paddyjoe 02-05-2008 08:39 AM

Bastard Joe

&

Bastard Phil

Well, I guess in the perfect flyman world..........:shakehead:

Fly 02-05-2008 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paddyjoe
thinkin of making this my user name..........:D



yeah well............

..........maybe you should.:thumbsup:


Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
he started calling me that too, pj...


it's cuz i care phil.........:thumbsup:


Quote:

Originally Posted by paddyjoe
Bastard Joe

&

Bastard Phil

Well, I guess in the perfect flyman world..........:shakehead:



no such thing as perfect........other than you changing your handle to Bastard Joe.......:icare:

uncle phil 02-05-2008 01:15 PM

http://eagles-seven-bridges-road-liv...7339&id=617339


Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
Seven Bridges Road
Eagles (live)

There are stars
In the Southern sky
Southward as you go
There is moonlight
And moss in the trees
Down the Seven Bridges Road

Now I have loved you like a baby
Like some lonesome child
And I have loved you in a tame way
And I have loved you wild

Sometimes there's a part of me
Has to turn form here and go
Running like a child from these warm stars
Down the Seven Bridges Road

There are stars in the Southern sky
And if ever you decide
You should go
There is a taste of time sweetened honey
Down the Seven Bridges Road


Fly 02-05-2008 10:43 PM

i ain't burnin' no bridges phil...........


.........thanks for the tune man.

........can those boys ever harmonize eh?

paddyjoe 02-06-2008 04:24 AM

JOHN HIATT

Master Of Disaster


Close one there
Choking in clean underwear
Bleeding tongue
Eight ball pounding in my lungs
Ship to shore
I can't see the coastline anymore
I shouldn't be here
I thought I made that loud and clear

But the master of disaster
Gets tangled in his telecaster
He can't play it any faster
When he plays the blues
When he had the heart to ask her
And every note just shook the plaster
Now he's just a mean old bastard
When he plays the blues

China town
Chasing that old dragon down
Madam Wong's
We play the blues with the curtains drawn
Sidewalks of white
While the LA sun beat out the night
Pounding brain
My last transmission down the drain

And the master of disaster
Gets tangled in his telecaster
He can't play it any faster
When he plays the blues
When he had the heart to ask her
And every note just shook the plaster
Now he's just a mean old bastard
When he plays the blues

There's a debt I owe
I'll never pay before I go
So I sing the blues
Hand me down my walking shoes
You're in my heart
Though we may be miles apart
There's my point
I'll see you in another joint

When the master of disaster
Gets tangled in his telecaster
He can't play it any faster
When he plays the blues
When he had the heart to ask her
And every note just shook the plaster
Now he's just a mean old bastard
When he plays the blues

Fly 02-06-2008 09:36 PM

joe.....john hiatt kicks man......good score.



:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:








and this is the ticket eh....


"Now he's just a mean old bastard"



:D

Ourcrazymodern? 02-07-2008 07:07 PM

This fluid being
Seems unseeing
But you can feel the love.

Our feelings, hurt,
make us spout dirt,
but still you feel the love.

I felt something;
Pretended more things,
and I felt some love.

I wanted you,
you needed me.
We had each other
when we were free.

Fly 02-07-2008 08:33 PM

OCM dude.....that yours?


pretty damn cool if so.

uncle phil 02-08-2008 01:39 PM


(this has got to be one of the best vids ever...)


Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
You Can Leave Your Hat On
Joe Cocker

Baby
take off your coat
real slow.
Take off your shoes
I’ll take off your shoes
Baby, take off your dress
yes
yes
yes.
You can leave your hat on
You can leave your hat on
You can leave your hat on
Go on over there
Turn on the light
no
all the lights.

Come over here
stand on that chair
yeah, that’s right.
Raise your arms in the air
now shake ‘em.
You give me reason to live - you give me reason to live
You give me reason to live - you give me reason to live

Sweet darling - you can leave your hat on
You can leave your hat on
Baby - you can leave your hat on
You can leave your hat on - you can leave your hat on
You can leave your hat on.

Suspicious minds are talkin? they’re tryin?to tear us apart !
They don’t believe that it is love of mine -
They don’t know what love is - they don’t know what love is
They don’t know what love is - they don’t know what love is
I know what love is !

There ain’t no way - you can leave your hat on
You can leave your hat on - you can leave your hat on
Give me the reason to live - you can leave your hat on!


jewels 02-08-2008 01:45 PM

I still think that's one of the sexiest movie scenes ever. And the refrigerator scene, too. Very sexy.

Fly 02-08-2008 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil

(this has got to be one of the best vids ever...)



hell yeah..........kim bassinger is sweet.............:thumbsup:



mickey's the shit too but hey,i'm a dude.

uncle phil 02-09-2008 10:54 AM



Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil

China Grove
Doobie Brothers


When the sun comes up on a sleepy little town
down around San Antone
and the folks are risin' for another day
'round about their homes.
The people of the town are strange
and they're proud of where they came.

Well, you're talkin' 'bout China Grove, wo, oh, oh,
oh, China Grove.

Well, the preacher and the teacher,
Lord, they're a caution, they are the talk of the town.
When the gossip gets to flyin' and they ain't lyin';
when the sun goes fallin' down.
They say that the father's insane
and dear Missus Perkin's a game.

We're talkin' 'bout the China Grove, wo, oh, oh,
oh, China Grove.

But ev'ryday there's a new thing comin',
the ways of an oriental view.
The sheriff and his buddies
with their samurai swords,
you can even hear the music at night.
And though it's part of the Lone Star State
people don't seem to care,
they just keep on lookin' to the East.

Talkin' 'bout the China Grove, oh, China Grove.


paddyjoe 02-10-2008 07:26 AM

Outstanding!!

The flyman finally realizes his place with his true brothers:

The Lollipop Guild....



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/08...g?t=1202657046

uncle phil 02-10-2008 03:58 PM



Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
(speaking of ZZ Top...)

La Grange

Rumour sprendin' a-'round in that Texas town
'bout that shack outside La Grange
and you know what I'm talkin' about.
Just let me know if you wanna go
to that home out on the range.
They gotta lotta nice girls.

Have mercy.

A haw, haw, haw, haw, a haw.
A haw, haw, haw.

Well, I hear it's fine if you got the time
and the ten to get yourself in.
A hmm, hmm.
And I hear it's tight most ev'ry night,
but now I might be mistaken.
hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.

Have mercy.


Fly 02-11-2008 02:57 AM

don't you have anything better to do joe?

paddyjoe 02-11-2008 04:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fly
don't you have anything better to do joe?

what could be better than to rag your fuzzy butt........:lol:

Fly 02-11-2008 05:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paddyjoe
what could be better than to rag your fuzzy butt........:lol:



wine?


women?


song?


to name a few................:expressionless:

Charlatan 02-11-2008 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paddyjoe
Outstanding!!

The flyman finally realizes his place with his true brothers:

The Lollipop Guild....



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/08...g?t=1202657046


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Almost as good as the salami and pantyhose...

Fly 02-12-2008 12:01 AM

you're a dick too Charlie....thanks alot

paddyjoe 02-12-2008 07:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fly
you're a dick

pot...

kettle...

black......




Oh, and tell him Charlie. It's richard to you........:lol:

jewels 02-12-2008 07:15 AM

Hey Fly ....

pssssssssssssssssssssssssssst



They're jealous. ;)

Fly 02-12-2008 08:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jewels443
Hey Fly ....

pssssssssssssssssssssssssssst



They're jealous. ;)



oh...... i'm really starting to like you my dear.


:icare:




take that boys........muahahhahaa.....

jewels 02-12-2008 08:19 AM

Hey, this is your thread. Ya know?

Charlatan has a big nose. We all know that men choose sports cars and big noses when they need to compensate for other shortcomings. And Paddy Joe, well. He uses the phrase "fuzzy butt". 'Nuff said.

Fly 02-12-2008 09:36 AM

you obviously don't know what joe is refering to when he says that eh?

jewels 02-12-2008 10:23 AM

Should I?

Fly 02-12-2008 10:44 AM

i'll let the boys tell (or show) you if they so choose......




:D

jewels 02-12-2008 10:54 AM

Hmmm I'm not so sure I'd enjoy a peek at a fuzzy butt :eek:

paddyjoe 02-12-2008 11:33 AM

let me tell you something jewels, just find a thread that flyman has any involvement in, search back a few pages, and you will find exactly what you are seeking. or not seeking.

and when you find it, DO NOT STARE DIRECTLY AT IT!!!

jewels 02-12-2008 12:39 PM

:lol: Now I'm skeered. :lol:

uncle phil 02-12-2008 01:13 PM

you guys are tough, eh? take a break and listen up...



Quote:

Originally Posted by ngdawg
As per instructiin from Unclephil, I give you......MC5

And right now, right now, right now it's time to
KICK OUT THE JAMS, MOTHER FUCKERS!
Yea!
I, I, I, I, I'm gonna
I'M GONNA KICK 'EM OUT!
Yea!

Well, I feel pretty good
and I guess that I could
get crazy now, baby.
'Cause we all got in tune and when the
dressing room got hazy now, baby.

I know how you want it, child:
hot, sweet, and tight.
The girls can't stand it when you
doin' it right;
when you're up on the stand.

And let me kick out the jams, yes!
Kick out the jams.
I WANTTA KICK 'EM OUT!

Yes, I'm startin' to sweat,
you know my shirt's all wet.
What a feelin'.

And the sound that abounds and
resounds and rebounds off the ceiling.
You gotta have it baby,
you can't do without,
when you get the feelin',
you got the sound above.
Put that mike in my hand

And let me kick out the jams, yes!
Kick out the jams.
I WANTTA KICK 'EM OUT!

(guitars)
alright, alright, alright,...(9 times)
come on, come on, come on,

So you gotta get it up,
you know ya
can't get enough, Miss Mackenzie.
Well, it gets in your brain,
it drives you insane with a frenzy.

The wailing guitars, girl,
the crash of the drums,
makes me wanna keep a-rockin' till the
morning comes.

Let me be who I am.
And let me kick out the jams, yes!
Kick out the jams.
I DONE KICKED 'EM OUT!


Fly 02-12-2008 02:56 PM

nice save phil.........nice save.

Quote:

Originally Posted by jewels443
Hmmm I'm not so sure I'd enjoy a peek at a fuzzy butt :eek:



it's a great ass sweetie.............:thumbsup:

Charlatan 02-12-2008 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jewels443
Hmmm I'm not so sure I'd enjoy a peek at a fuzzy butt :eek:

How can you have been on this board as long as you have and *not* seen it? :oogle:

it's omnipresent

Fly 02-12-2008 08:04 PM

fuckin' eh baby.............

Charlatan 02-12-2008 11:12 PM

Shit... I even have a copy of it on my bookshelf.

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...ight=Charlatan

Ourcrazymodern? 02-12-2008 11:19 PM

high, fly!
 
If your ass felt warmer than usual a few minutes ago, it might be because "Pigs" was on the radio here.

Fly 02-13-2008 05:28 AM

you know i love Pink Floyd OCM..........



.........and Charlie's book..........i like that book.:thumbsup:

jewels 02-13-2008 05:31 AM

Oh yeah I've seen that fuzzy butt. No comment.

paddyjoe 02-13-2008 05:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charlatan
it's omnipresent

oh man, ain't that the truth...........:no:

uncle phil 02-13-2008 03:45 PM



Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
Runnin' Back To Saskatoon
The Guess Who


{Spoken}
There's a province up in Canada that's right next door to ours.
It's called Saskatchewan. And, uh, in that province there's a
small town, uh, where nothing much ever happens, called
Saskatoon. This is a tune about that town. This is called
"Runnin' Back To Saskatoon"

------ harmonica ------

I been hangin' around gas stations
I been learnin' 'bout tires
I been talkin' to grease monkeys
I been workin' on cars

Moose Jaw, Broadview, Moosomin too
Runnin' back to Saskatoon
Red Deer, Terrace, Hanna, Medicine Hat
Sing another prairie tune
Sing another prairie tune

I been hangin' around libraries
I been learnin' 'bout books
I been talkin' to playwriters
I been workin' on words, phrases

Moose Jaw, Broadview, Moosomin too
Runnin' back to Saskatoon
Red Deer, Terrace, Hanna, Medicine Hat
Sing another prairie tune
Sing another prairie tune

I been hangin' around hospitals
I been learnin' 'bout dyin'
I been talkin' to heart doctors
I been workin' on disease

Moose Jaw, Broadview, Moosomin too
Runnin' back to Saskatoon
Red Deer, Terrace, Hanna, Medicine Hat
Sing another prairie tune
Sing another prairie tune

This tune is home grown
Don't come from Hong Kong
This tune is home grown
Don't come from Hong Kong

I been hangin' around grain elevators
I been learnin' 'bout food
I been talkin' to soil farmers
I been workin' on land

Moose Jaw, Broadview, Moosomin too
Runnin' back to Saskatoon
Red Deer, Terrace, Hanna, Medicine Hat
Sing another prairie tune
Sing another prairie tune

I been hangin' around camera stores
I been learnin' 'bout sight
I been talkin' to film makers
I been workin' on eyes

Moose Jaw, Broadview, Moosomin too
Runnin' back to Saskatoon
Red Deer, Terrace, Hanna, Medicine Hat
Sing another prairie tune
Sing another prairie tune

This tune is home grown
Don't come from Hong Kong
This tune is home grown
Don't come from Hong Kong


Charlatan 02-13-2008 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fly

.........and Charlie's book..........i like that book.:thumbsup:

It scares the kids...

Fly 02-13-2008 05:49 PM

that's just cuz joe is in it..............





:D

Ourcrazymodern? 02-13-2008 07:13 PM

Fear will tend to be
a survival mechanism
with which we can deal.

"Ice is forming,
on the tips of my wings.
Unheeded warnings;
I thought I'd thought of everything"

Oh, wait! The plane might be upside-down.

ring 02-14-2008 07:55 AM

Has any one officially named a road Arnold Layne yet?

I went old-school for today..

See Emily Play...


Fly 02-14-2008 08:02 AM

alright.............nice ring.

thank you.......



too bad Syd wigged out eh.........

ring 02-14-2008 08:09 AM

yup...but his magic will never fade...
it is all still there.

jewels 02-14-2008 08:10 AM

A little something for that Pink Floyd:

http://www.crunchgear.com/wp-content...bong-squad.jpg

Fly 02-14-2008 08:29 AM

sweet...........


gas mask pipe............i like it.

paddyjoe 02-14-2008 11:28 AM

perfect for you, richard. almost looks like a fly face.......:lol:

Fly 02-14-2008 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paddyjoe
perfect for you, richard. almost looks like a fly face.......:lol:




fuckin' eh baby................always buzzin' in your head joe.......:thumbsup:

Charlatan 02-14-2008 04:52 PM

That mask is pure genius...

Ourcrazymodern? 02-14-2008 06:15 PM

$o it goes.

I wish I had a song for you, Fly,

But "I'm stuck in Folsom Prison..."

Fly 02-14-2008 06:16 PM

just walk out with johnny and you'll be good to go.

Ourcrazymodern? 02-14-2008 06:22 PM

Ah, man!

I don't wanna go.

uncle phil 02-19-2008 01:39 PM



Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
Dinah-Moe-Hum
Frank Zappa


I couldn't say where she's coming' from,
But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm

She stroll on over, say look here, bum,
I got a forty dollar bill say you can't make me cum
(Y'jes can't do it)

She made a bet with her sister who's a little dumb
She could prove it any time all men was scum

I don't mind that she called me a bum,
But I knew right away she was really gonna cum
(So I got down to it)

I whipped off her bloomers'n stiffened my thumb
An' applied rotation on her sugar plum

I poked'n stroked till my wrist got numb
But I still didn't hear no Dinah-Moe Humm,
Dinah-Moe Humm

Dinah-Moe Humm
Dinah-Moe Humm
Where this Dinah-Moe
Comin' from
Done spent three hours
An' I ain't got a crumb
From the Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe
From the Dinah-Moe Humm

I got a spot that gets me hot
But you ain't been to it
I got a spot that gets me hot
But you ain't been to it
I got a spot that gets me hot
But you ain't been to it
I got a spot that gets me hot
But you ain't been to it
'Cause I can't get into it
Unless I get out of it
An' I gotta get out of it
Before I get into it
'Cause I never get into it
Unless I get out of it
An' I gotta be out of it
To get myself into it

(She looked over at me with a glazed eye
And some bovine perspiration on her upper lip area
And she said...)

Just get me wasted
An' you're half-way there
'Cause if my mind's tore up
Then my body don't care

I rubbed my chinny-chin-chin
An' said my-my-my
What sort of thing
Might this lady get high upon?

I checked out her sister
Who was holdin' the bet
An' wondered what kind of trip
The young lady was on

The forty dollar bill didn't matter no more
When her sister got nekkid an' laid on the floor
She said Dinah-Moe might win the bet
But she could use a little ------- if I wasn't done yet

I told her...
Just because the sun
Want a place in the sky
No reason to assume
I wouldn't give her a try

So I pulled on her hair
Got her legs in the air
An' asked if she had any cooties on there

(Whaddya mean cooties! No cooties on me!)

She was buns-up kneelin'
BUNS UP!
I was wheelin' an dealin'
WHEELIN' AN' DEALIN' AN OOOOH!
She surrended to the feelin'
SHE SWEETLY SURRENDERED
An' she started in to squealin'

Dinah-Moe watched from the edge of the bed
With her lips just a-twitchin' an' her face gone red
Some drool rollin' down
From the edge of her chin
While she spied the condition
Her sister was in
She quivered 'n quaked
An' clutched at herself
While her sister made a joke
'Bout her mental health
'Till Dinah-Moe finally
Did give in
But I told her
All she really needed
Was some discipline...

Kiss my aura...Dora...
M-M-M...it's real angora
Would y'all like some more-a?
Right here on the flora?
An' how 'bout you, Fauna?
Y'wanna?

MMM...sound like y'might be chokin' on somethin'

Did you say you want some more?
Well, here's some more...

MMM, sure...listen
D'you think I could interest you
In a pair of zircon-encrusted tweezers?

MMM...tweezers!
Here, lemme sterilize 'em...
Gimme your lighter...

I couldn't say where she's coming' from,
But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm

She stroll on over, say look here, bum,
I got a forty dollar bill say you can't make me cum
(Y'jes can't do it)

I whipped off her bloomers'n stiffened my thumb
An' applied rotation on her sugar plum

I poked'n stroked till my wrist got numb
An' you know I heard some Dinah-Moe Humm,
Dinah-Moe Humm

Dinah-Moe
Dinah-Moe
Dinah-Moe
Dinah-Moe


Fly 02-20-2008 04:08 AM

yup phil............'ol frank was messed up alright

uncle phil 02-27-2008 01:26 PM



Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil


Flirtin' with Disaster
Molly Hatchet


I'm travelin' down the road,
I'm flirtin' with disaster.
I've got the pedal to the floor,
My life is running faster.
I'm out of money, i'm out of hope,
It looks like self destruction.
Well how much more can we take,
With all of this corruption.

Been flirtin' with disaster,
Ya'll know what i mean.
And the way we run our lives,
It makes no sense to me.
I don't know about yourself or,
What you want to be - yeah.
When we gamble with our time,
We choose our destiny.

Chorus:
I'm travelin' down that lonesome road.
Feel like i'm dragging a heavy load.
Yeah! i've tried to turn my head away,
Feels about the same most every day.
Speeding down the fast lane,
Playin' from town to town.
The boys and i have been burnin' it up,
Can't seem to slow it down.
I've got the pedal to the floor,
Our lives are runnin' faster,
Got our sights set straight ahead,
But ain't sure what we're after.

Flirtin' with disaster,
Ya'll know what i mean.
You know the way we run our lives,
It makes no sense to me.
I don't know about yourself or,
What you plan to be - yea!!
When we gamble with our time,
We choose our destiny.

Chorus:
Yeah!! we're travelin' down that lonesome road.
Feel like i'm dragging a heavy load.
Don't try to turn my head away,
I'm flirtin' with disaster every day.
Flirtin' with disaster, baby,
Ya'll know what i mean.
You know the way we run our lives,
It makes no sense to me.
I don't know about yourself or,
What you plan to be - yea!!
When we gamble with our time,
We choose our destiny.

Chorus:
Yeah!! we're travelin' down that lonesome road.
Feel like i'm dragging a heavy load.
Don't try to turn my head away,
I'm flirtin' with disaster every day.


Fly 02-29-2008 05:21 AM

every day phil.....well.........


always flirtin' anyways.

uncle phil 02-29-2008 01:51 PM



Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
Blinded By the Light
Manfred Mann

Blinded by the light,
revved up like a deuce,
another runner in the night
Blinded by the light,
revved up like a deuce,
another runner in the night
Blinded by the light,
revved up like a deuce,
another runner in the night
Madman drummers bummers,
Indians in the summer with a teenage diplomat
In the dumps with the mumps as the adolescent pumps his way into his hat
With a boulder on my shoulder, feelin' kinda older,
I tripped the merry-go-round
With this very unpleasin', sneezin' and wheezin,
the calliope crashed to the ground
The calliope crashed to the ground
But she was...
Blinded by the light,
revved up like a deuce,
runner in the night
Blinded by the light,
revved up like a deuce,
another runner in the night
Blinded by the light,
revved up like a deuce,
another runner in the night
Blinded by the light,
revved up like a deuce,
another runner in the night
Some silicone sister with a manager mister told me I go what it takes
She said "I'll turn you on sonny to something strong,
play the song with the funky break"
And go-cart Mozart was checkin' out the weather chart to see if it was safe outside
And little Early-Pearly came by in his curly-wurly and asked me if I needed a ride
Asked me if I needed a ride
But she was...
Blinded by the light,
revved up like a deuce,
another runner in the night
Blinded by the light
She got down but she never got tired
She's gonna make it through the night
She's gonna make it through the night
But mama, that's where the fun is
But mama, that's where the fun is
Mama always told me not to look into the eye's of the sun
But mama, that's where the fun is
Some brimstone baritone anticyclone rolling stone preacher from the east
Says, "Dethrone the dictaphone, hit it in it's funny bone,
that's where they expect it least"
And some new-mown chaperone was standin' in the corner,
watching the young girls dance
And some fresh-sown moonstone was messin' with his frozen zone, reminding him of romance
The calliope crashed to the ground
But she was...
Blinded by the light,
revved up like a deuce,
another runner in the night
Blinded by the light,
revved up like a deuce,
another runner in the night
Blinded by the light,
revved up like a deuce,
another runner in the night
Blinded by the light,
revved up like a deuce,
another runner in the night
Blinded by the light,
revved up like a deuce,
another runner in the night
Blinded by the light,
revved up like a deuce,
another runner in the night
Blinded by the light,
revved up like a deuce,
another runner in the night
Blinded by the light,
revved up like a deuce,
another runner in the night
Blinded by the light,
revved up like a deuce,
another runner in the night
Blinded by the light
Madman drummers bummers, Indians in the summer with a teenage diplomat
In the dumps with the mumps as the adolescent pumps his way into his hat
With a boulder on my shoulder, feelin' kinda older,
I tripped the merry-go-round
With this very unpleasin', sneezin' and wheezin,
the calliope crashed to the ground
Now Scott with a slingshot finially found a tender spot and throws his lover in the sand
And some bloodshot forget-me-not said daddy's within earshot save the buckshot, turn up the band
Some silicone sister with a manager mister told me I go what it takes
She said "I'll turn you on sonny to something strong"


Fly 02-29-2008 06:26 PM

really diggin the vids phil...thanks for keepin' it goin' eh....

uncle phil 03-12-2008 11:48 AM



Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
Alabama song
The Doors

Well, show me the way, To the next whiskey bar
Oh, don't ask why, Oh, don't ask why
Show me the way, To the next whiskey bar
Oh, don't ask why, Oh, don't ask why
For if we don't find, The next whiskey bar
I tell you we must die, I tell you we must die
I tell you, I tell you, I tell you we must die
Oh, moon of Alabama, We now must say goodbye
We've lost our good old mama
And must have whiskey, oh, you now why
Oh, moon of Alabama
We now must say goodbye
We've lost our good old mama
And must have whiskey, oh, you now why
Well, show me the way, To the next little girl
Oh, don't ask why, Oh, don't ask why
Show me the way, To the next little girl
Oh, don't ask why, Oh, don't ask why
For if we don't find, The next little girl
I tell you we must die, I tell you we must die
I tell you, I tell you, I tell you we must die
Oh, moon of Alabama, We now must say goodbye
We've lost our good old mama
And must have whiskey, oh, you now why


ring 03-12-2008 01:33 PM

The eyes will always have me..and I shall have theirs..
In a most wishful complete scenario of life..


Rock on Syd... rock on.....

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...tringy/syd.jpg

Fly 03-12-2008 08:14 PM

to bad he went all sideways eh?......helluva musician.....::bowdown:


thanks ring..........i loves me some floyd.....:thumbsup:

uncle phil 03-14-2008 12:08 PM



Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v172/unclephil/haircover.jpg">

Hair
Gerome Ragni and James Rado

She asks me why
I'm just a hairy guy
I'm hairy noon and night
Hair that's a fright
I'm hairy high and low
Don't ask me why
Don't know
It's not for lack of bread
Like the Grateful Dead
Darling

Gimme head with hair
Long beautiful hair
Shining, gleaming,
Streaming, flaxen, waxen

Give me down to there hair
Shoulder length or longer
Here baby, there mama
Everywhere daddy daddy

Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair

Let it fly in the breeze
And get caught in the trees
Give a home to the fleas in my hair
A home for fleas
A hive for bees
A nest for birds
There ain't no words
For the beauty, the splendor, the wonder
Of my...

Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair

I want it long, straight, curly, fuzzy
Snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty
Oily, greasy, fleecy
Shining, gleaming, streaming
Flaxen, waxen
Knotted, polka-dotted
Twisted, beaded, braided
Powdered, flowered, and confettied
Bangled, tangled, spangled, and spaghettied!

Oh say can you see
My eyes if you can
Then my hair's too short

Down to here
Down to there
Down to where
It stops by itself

They'll be ga ga at the go go
When they see me in my toga
My toga made of blond
Brilliantined
Biblical hair

My hair like Jesus wore it
Hallelujah I adore it
Hallelujah Mary loved her son
Why don't my mother love me?

Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair


paddyjoe 03-14-2008 01:30 PM

How come it doesn't say anything in that song about flyman's old mullett....:confused:

Fly 03-15-2008 03:55 PM

man..........you had one too........don't deny it.




happy st.paDDy's day joe..........



*bastard*

paddyjoe 03-16-2008 05:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fly
happy st.paDDy's day joe..........

*bastard*

thanks, bro.....

now get over here and join me in a cold one..


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/08...g?t=1205674111


:thumbsup:

Fly 03-16-2008 05:48 AM

alrighty then.....

uncle phil 03-28-2008 11:57 AM



Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
Almost Cut My Hair
CSNY

Almost cut my hair, it happened just the other day.
It's getting’ kinda long, I coulda said it wasn't in my way.
But I didn't and I wonder why, I feel like letting my freak flag fly,
cause I feel like I owe it to someone.

Must be because I had the flu' for Christmas and I'm not feeling up to par.
It increases my paranoia, like looking at my mirror and seeing a police car.
But I'm not giving in an inch to fear cause I missed myself this year.
I feel like I owe it to someone.

When I finally get myself together, I'm going to get down in that sunny southern weather.
And I find a place inside to laugh, separate the wheat from the chaff.
I feel like I owe it to someone.


Fly 03-28-2008 02:40 PM

gotta like CSNY................thanks buddy

paddyjoe 03-31-2008 03:29 AM

you boys recording this one for your new disk?




:D

Fly 03-31-2008 05:12 AM

uhhh........


i don't fuckin' think so joe.....




*bastard*

uncle phil 03-31-2008 12:13 PM



Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
Truckin'
Grateful Dead

Truckin’ got my chips cashed in. keep truckin’, like the do-dah man
Together, more or less in line, just keep truckin’ on.

Arrows of neon and flashing marquees out on main street.
Chicago, new york, detroit and it’s all on the same street.
Your typical city involved in a typical daydream
Hang it up and see what tomorrow brings.

Dallas, got a soft machine; houston, too close to new orleans;
New york’s got the ways and means; but just won’t let you be, oh no.

Most of the cast that you meet on the streets speak of true love,
Most of the time they’re sittin’ and cryin’ at home.
One of these days they know they better get goin’
Out of the door and down on the streets all alone.

Truckin’, like the do-dah man. once told me you’ve got to play your hand
Sometimes your cards ain’t worth a dime, if you don’t lay’em down,

Sometimes the light’s all shinin’ on me;
Other times I can barely see.
Lately it occurs to me what a long, strange trip it’s been.

What in the world ever became of sweet jane?
She lost her sparkle, you know she isn’t the same
Livin’ on reds, vitamin c, and cocaine,
All a friend can say is ain’t it a shame?

Truckin’, up to buffalo. been thinkin’, you got to mellow slow
Takes time, you pick a place to go, and just keep truckin’ on.

Sittin’ and starin’ out of the hotel window.
Got a tip they’re gonna kick the door in again
I’d like to get some sleep before I travel,
But if you got a warrant, I guess you’re gonna come in.

Busted, down on bourbon street, set up, like a bowlin’ pin.
Knocked down, it get’s to wearin’ thin. they just won’t let you be, oh no.

You’re sick of hangin’ around and you’d like to travel;
Get tired of travelin’ and you want to settle down.
I guess they can’t revoke your soul for tryin’,
Get out of the door and light out and look all around.

Sometimes the light’s all shinin’ on me;
Other times I can barely see.
Lately it occurs to me what a long, strange trip it’s been.

Truckin’, I’m a goin’ home. whoa whoa baby, back where I belong,
Back home, sit down and patch my bones, and get back truckin’ on.
Hey now get back truckin’ home.


Fly 03-31-2008 03:55 PM

Busted, down on bourbon street, set up, like a bowlin’ pin.
Knocked down, it get’s to wearin’ thin. they just won’t let you be, oh no.



best line in the song man........thanks uncle mystro......

uncle phil 03-31-2008 04:05 PM

welcome, bud...

ring 04-01-2008 09:34 AM

a little something....

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...dica_calif.jpg

Fly 04-02-2008 03:52 AM

now that's a nice lookin' plant..........


thanks ring

uncle phil 04-06-2008 01:10 PM

ok, here we go...

me with the shirt on:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...il/keiths2.jpg

me with the big panama with the purple hat band:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...il/keiths4.jpg

me with the golf shoes with the pink shoelaces:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...il/keiths3.jpg

pouring 'ckin' rain down here right now...

Fly 04-06-2008 09:42 PM

hhahahhah............nice.



thanks phil my man.....you're a hoot.




:D

uncle phil 04-07-2008 02:39 AM

good things do come to those who wait...

Fly 04-08-2008 05:20 PM

i've been waiting for that bastard paddyjoe to drop by......



.....you heard from him man?



tell him to drop me a line if you could.

uncle phil 04-09-2008 01:37 PM



Quote:

Originally Posted by paddyjoe
Charlie Daniels

Long Haired Country Boy


People say I'm no-good,
And crazy as a loon.
I get stoned in the morning,
I get drunk in the afternoon.
Kinda like my old blue tick hound,
I like to lay around in the shade,
An', I ain't got no money,
But I damn sure got it made.

'Cos I ain't askin' nobody for nothin',
If I can't get it on my own.
If you don't like the way I'm livin',
You just leave this long-haired country boy alone.

Preacher man talkin' on the TV,
He's a-puttin' down the rock 'n' roll.
He wants me to send a donation,
'Cos he's worried about my soul.
He said: "Jesus walked on the water,"
And I know that is true,
But sometimes I think that preacher man,
Would like to do a little walkin', too.

But I ain't askin' nobody for nothin',
If I can't get it on my own.
You don't like the way I'm livin',
You just leave this long-haired country boy alone.

A poor girl wants to marry,
And a rich girl wants to flirt.
A rich man goes to college,
And a poor man goes to work.
A drunkard wants another drink of wine,
And a politician wants a vote.
I don't want much of nothin' at all,
But I will take another toke.

'Cos I ain't askin' nobody for nothin',
If I can't get it on my own.
If you don't like the way I'm livin',
You just leave this long-haired country boy alone.


ring 04-12-2008 06:54 AM

Hey Fly...


Lights out tonight
trouble in the heartland
Got a head-on collision
smashin' in my guts, man
I'm caught in a cross fire
that I don't understand
But there's one thing I know for sure girl
I don't give a damn
For the same old played out scenes
I don't give a damn
For just the in betweens
Honey, I want the heart, I want the soul
I want control right now
talk about a dream
Try to make it real
you wake up in the night
With a fear so real
spend your life waiting
for a moment that just don't come
Well, don't waste your time waiting

CHORUS
Badlands, you gotta live it everyday
Let the broken hearts stand
As the price you've gotta pay
We'll keep pushin' till it's understood
and these badlands start treating us good

Workin' in the fields
till you get your back burned
Workin' 'neath the wheels
till you get your facts learned
Baby I got my facts
learned real good right now
You better get it straight darling
Poor man wanna be rich,
rich man wanna be king
And a king ain't satisfied
till he rules everything
I wanna go out tonight,
I wanna find out what I got

Well I believe in the love that you gave me
I believe in the faith that could save me
I believe in the hope
and I pray that some day
It may raise me above these

CHORUS

mmmmmmmm, mmmmm, mmmmmm

For the ones who had a notion,
a notion deep inside
That it ain't no sin
to be glad you're alive
I wanna find one face
that ain't looking through me
I wanna find one place,
I wanna spit in the face of these badlands

Fly 04-13-2008 06:31 AM

thanks ring.......good tune

uncle phil 04-13-2008 11:49 AM



Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
Casey Jones
Grateful Dead


Driving that train, high on cocaine,
Casey jones is ready, watch your speed.
Trouble ahead, trouble behind,
And you know that notion just crossed my mind.

This old engine makes it on time,
Leaves central station ’bout a quarter to nine,
Hits river junction at seventeen to,
At a quarter to ten you know it’s travlin’ again.

Driving that train, high on cocaine,
Casey jones is ready, watch your speed.
Trouble ahead, trouble behind,
And you know that notion just crossed my mind.

Trouble ahead, lady in red,
Take my advice you’d be better off dead.
Switchman’s sleeping, train hundred and two is
On the wrong track and headed for you.

Driving that train, high on cocaine,
Casey jones is ready, watch your speed.
Trouble ahead, trouble behind,
And you know that notion just crossed my mind.

Trouble with you is the trouble with me,
Got two good eyes but you still don’t see.
Come round the bend, you know it’s the end,
The fireman screams and the engine just gleams...


uncle phil 04-20-2008 10:36 AM

hey fly...happy 4/20...




Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
Up On the Roof
The Drifters

When this old world starts getting me down
And people are just too much for me to face
I climb way up to the top of the stairs
And all my cares just drift right into space
On the roof, it's peaceful as can be
And there the world below can't bother me
Let me tell you now

When I come home feelin' tired and beat
I go up where the air is fresh and sweet (up on the roof)
I get away from the hustling crowd
And all that rat-race noise down in the street (up on the roof)
On the roof, the only place I know
Where you just have to wish to make it so
Let's go up on the roof (up on the roof)

At night the stars put on a show for free
And, darling, you can share it all with me

I keep a-tellin' you

Right smack dab in the middle of town
I've found a paradise that's trouble proof (up on the roof)
And if this world starts getting you down
There's room enough for two
Up on the roof (up on the roof)
Up on the roo-oo-oof (up on the roof)
Oh, come on, baby (up on the roof)
Oh, come on, honey (up on the roof)
FADE

Everything is all right (up on the roof)


Jetée 04-20-2008 11:56 AM

Right nice tune, phil.

Fly 04-21-2008 04:23 AM

thanks for reminding me of my fuckin' job phil......


and 420 was good....did a 12 hour shift in the studio with a buddy,and many a doobie was lit.......

uncle phil 04-21-2008 12:36 PM



Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
Behind Blue Eyes
The Who


No one knows what it's like
To be the bad man
To be the sad man
Behind blue eyes

No one knows what it's like
To be hated
To be fated
To telling only lies

But my dreams
They aren't as empty
As my conscience seems to be

I have hours, only lonely
My love is vengeance
That's never free

No one knows what it's like
To feel these feelings
Like I do
And I blame you

No one bites back as hard
On their anger
None of my pain and woe
Can show through

But my dreams
They aren't as empty
As my conscience seems to be

I have hours, only lonely
My love is vengeance
That's never free

When my fist clenches, crack it open
Before I use it and lose my cool
When I smile, tell me some bad news
Before I laugh and act like a fool

And if I swallow anything evil
Put your finger down my throat
And if I shiver, please give me a blanket
Keep me warm, let me wear your coat

No one knows what it's like
To be the bad man
To be the sad man
Behind blue eyes


Fly 04-21-2008 07:55 PM

nice................gotta like the guess who.........thanks mystro.....


runnin' back to saskatoon is my fav.........i really drill the praire boys we got workin' w/ us.......fuckin' flatlanders.......hahahahahah

uncle phil 04-24-2008 11:12 AM



Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
Let It All Hang Out
The Hombres


(spoken): "A preachment, dear friends, you are about to receive
on John Barleycorn, nicotine, and the temptations of Eve"


No parkin' by the sewer sign
Hot dog, my razor's broke
Water drippin' up the spout
But I don't care, let it all hang out

Hangin' from a pine tree by my knees
Sun is shinin' through the shade
Nobody knows what it's all about,
It's too much, man, let it all hang out

Saw a man walkin' upside down
My T.V.'s on the blink
Made Galileo look like a Boy Scout
Sorry 'bout that, let it all hang out

Sleep all day, drive all night
Brain my numb, can't stop now
For sure ain't no doubt
Keep an open mind, let it all hang out

It's rainin' inside a big brown moon
How does that mess you baby up, leg
Eatin' a Reuben sandwich with sauerkraut
Don't stop now, baby, let it all hang out

Let it all hang out (harmonized) [repeat to fade]


Fly 04-25-2008 03:27 AM

great fuckin' tune phil..........many thanks bro.



let it all hang out baby

paddyjoe 04-25-2008 01:05 PM

Behind Blue Eyes
The Who


Quote:

Originally Posted by Fly
nice................gotta like the guess who.........thanks mystro.....


Who?!?

freekin goofy canook.......:lol:

uncle phil 04-25-2008 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fly
i really drill the praire boys we got workin' w/ us

guess what?

paddyjoe 04-25-2008 02:40 PM

nah....he doesn't have a clue!

Fly 04-26-2008 04:07 AM

both of you clowns can eat my shorts.........




*bastards*





:D


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