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heard this on the way back from florida and thought of you, fly...(don't know why...)
Whip It Devo Crack that whip Give the past the slip Step on a crack Break your momma's back When a problem comes along You must whip it Before the cream sits out too long You must whip it When something's going wrong You must whip it now whip it into shape shape it up get straight go forward move ahead try to detect it it's not too late to whip it whip it good When a good time turns around You must whip it You will never live it down Unless you whip it No one gets their way Until they whip it I say whip it Whip it good |
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yup.....i can be an ass at times........
hey joe!!!!!! ....you want some? |
Creedence Clearwater Revival
Bad Moon Rising I see the bad moon a-risin'. I see trouble on the way. I see earthquakes and lightnin'. I see bad times today. Don't go around tonight. Well, it's bound to take your life. There's a bad moon on the rise. I hear hurricanes a-blowin'. I know the end is comin' soon. I feel rivers overflowin'. I hear the voice of rage and ruin. Don't go around tonight. Well, it's bound to take your life. There's a bad moon on the rise. Alright. Hope you got your things together. Hope you are quite prepared to die. Looks like we're in for nasty weather. One eye is taken for an eye. Well, don't go around tonight. Well, it's bound to take your life. There's a bad moon on the rise. Don't come around tonight. Well, it's bound to take your life. There's a bad moon on the rise http://img.photobucket.com/albums/08...s_asssmall.jpg :lol: |
looks like a moon under parador...
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best ass on the net my friends......... :D
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well.....'cept for ono in her cherry panties i guess.
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looks like fly's got just the right amount of junk in the (hairy) trunk.
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September Grass
James Taylor Well, the sun’s not so hot in the sky today And you know I can see summertime slipping on away A few more geese are gone, a few more leaves turning red But the grass is as soft as a feather in a featherbed So I’ll be king and you’ll be queen Our kingdom’s gonna be this little patch of green Won’t you lie down here right now In this september grass Won’t you lie down with me now September grass Oh the memory is like the sweetest pain Yeah, I kissed the girl at a football game I can still smell the sweat and the grass stains We walked home together. I was never the same. But that was a long time ago And where is she now? I don’t know Won’t you lie down here right now In this september grass Won’t you lie down with me now September grass Oh, september grass is the sweetest kind It goes down easy like apple wine Hope you don’t mind if I pour you some Made that much sweeter by the winter to come Do you see those ants dancing on a blade of grass? Do you know what I know? that’s you and me, baby We’re so small and the world’s so vast We found each other down in the grass Won’t you lie down with me right here September grass Won’t you lie down with me now In this september grass Lie down Lie down Lie down Lie down (repeat) Won’t you lie down here right now In this september grass Won’t you lie down here now In this september grass |
hhmmm......there was a grass reference there right?
........hey bern....blame joe......he keeps postin' my ass........ ...cuz i think he likes it. :D |
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Sweet Leaf Alright Now! Won't you listen? When I first met you, didn't realize, I can't forget you or your surprise You introduced me to my mind And left me (watching/wanting) you and your kind. Oh yeah I love you. Oh, you know it. My life was empty, forever on a down, Until you took me, showed me around My life is free now, my life is (clear / hemp) I love you sweet leaf though you can't hear Oh yeah Come on now - try it out! Straight people don't know what you're about, They put you down and shut you out You gave to me a new belief, And soon the world will love you, sweet leaf Oh yeah baby Come on now! Oh yeah! Try me out baby! Alright! Oh yeah-ah! I want you part of this sweet leaf! Oh yeah! Alright, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh try me out I love ya sweet leaf, oh |
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man, now i gotta start searching for gay ass grass beer skwerl songs? google is gonna ban me...
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hey joe...........we did a quick version of war pigs the other night.........if you wanna check it out........let me know...i'll send it to ya'......mp3 too eh,,,nice and quick. :thumbsup: ........sabbath rules man.......... |
Bring it on, home-boy
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True story,
The head dude's admin assisant strolls into my bay and says to the woman two desks down, "Where's Mary Jane?" I say to the fellow sitting next to me, in my best Joe Walsh cum Horse Badorties voice, "Man, if I had a dime for every time I heard someone ask that, man, no one would ever have to ask that, man." |
Good Bye Squirrel
Judd Cledus T "be vewwy quiet were hunting sumpting" Me and harold mufort where out doors men, Set in our back-woods ways. Both members of the huntin' club, both active in the N.R.A. "national redneck Association" We scoutted alocation where we had no doubt, We'd kill the biggest buck in the world "Bee bahh berl" "Bout 34 pointer" Harrold waited in his tree stand But all he seen was a squirel 'bebebe bebebe bebe be" Dang neer two weeks since the season started and neiter one of us was amused "Ha Ha Haaaaa" We had on real trick camo High powered ammo but no big game to shoot Then we finnaly saw a deer as big as a horse Harold had it in his cross hairs "Shoot it" But that squirrel jumped off of a branch above us and landed in Harolds Hair! "Hey what is that thing,get it out THING!" Harold fell of the stand on his head he landed like a whimp he liad there crying "Boo Hoo Wee" 'Till I climbed on down picked him up off the ground, And it didn't take us long to decide. . . THAT SQUIRREL HAD TO DIE (CHORUS) "Na Na Na Na Na Na Na!" Good Bye Squirrel, With Black-eyed peas "Mmm Mmm Good" Your gonna taste good to me, Squirrel. It's sure late, C'mon outta that tree, Squirrel. Hey, guess what, You've eaten your last nut, Squirrel. Me and Harold went down to the surplus store, Bought a keg of dynamite. Two baseball bats and a case of M-80's, We were in for one heck of a fight. "We'll show you!" When your huntin' with dumb and dumber, Somethin's surely bound to go wrong, "Now be careful" and when Harrold lit that real short fuse, I knew it wouldn't be long. When the dynamite BLEW! Harrold stood dead TOO! And fingers began to fly "fly" We were bairly alive when the Game Warden 'rived, And much to our surprise, That squirrel didn't die! "GOSH!" good bye squirrel Just one more shot, You'll be in my Crock Pot, Squirrel. You'll make a lunch, You overgrown chipmunk, Squirrel. i'll skin ya hide an make a half somethin somethin.... |
hahahaha......ol' Judd best not take to long. Me an Fremen are waitin for dinner.
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you guys are all talk.........you wouldn't eat a fuckin skwerl. |
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tastes like chicken...flies like one, too...
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oh yeah!!!! come out to the best coast and deal with these bastard skwerlz here.............they'll end up throwin' You on the barbi............ :hmm: |
fuck
that's all i got to say |
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they're privy to guinness joe...........maybe you could entice them.... :D see ya' soon eh. |
Mississippi Squirrel
Ray Stevens Well, a strange thing happened the other night You won't believe it, but I swear it's true Harry the hairy ape made his escape from the city zoo & under cover of darkness he made his way To the middle of the municipal park & he hid in the bushes & waited for somebody to come Walkin' along by hi'self in the dark Then along come somebody not suspectin' nothin' Harry jump out of the bushes all of a sudden Beat on his chest (sound effect of this action) Jump up & down & he say: Wooo-hoo-hee-hee-hoo-hoo... Which is Harry-Ape talk for "Boo, I betcha I scared you, ha ha!" Waaa! Scared that poor cat so bad his eyes bugged out, his hair turned white! He ran off through the municipal park, screamin', hollerin', diggin' up the lawn, tearin' up the shrub & knock down the "Keep off the grass" sign, run through the hurricane fence, fell into the municipal park swimming pool & drowned hi'self! Woo hoo! Well, Harry thought this was the funniest thing that he had ever seen & he laughed "Ha ha," jumped back in the bushes & got ready to do it again The next guy to come along was the near-sighted local DJ Just boppin' down the sidewalk on his way to work with a box of records on his arm that he was gonna play So here he come, not suspectin' nothin' Harry jump out of the bushes all of a sudden Beat on his chest (sound effect of this action) Jump up & down & he say: Wooo-hoo-hee-hee-hoo-hoo... Which is Harry-Ape talk for "Smile, you're on candid camera!" Man, that DJ was so near-sighted he thought Harry was a rock 'n' roll singer! So he gave him the old glad hand, smiled, slapped him on the back, sayin', "Don't worry, baby, I'm gonna play the record 'cause you're too cool, too cool, too cool!" & he said bye, bopped on off down the sidewalk; every 4 or 5 steps he'd stop & turn around, doin' a little boogaloo-shing-a-ling! Well, this really shook Harry up, I mean it blew his whole bit, you know, ruined his whole day So he run back to his cage as fast as he can go, jump up on his little swing, put both hands over his eyes & didn't look for 3 hours & 45 minutes. But that's not the end of the story Here's what happened: The DJ played Harry's record (What record?) Shut up! It was a hit and he became a star Got him some tight britches, got him a manager Went on a promotion tour, combed his hair back & took up playin' the guitar & every Sunday afternoon you can go see Harry at the zoo & the girls will scream & he'll sit on his swing & pick & sing his hit record for you (backing vocals over ape noises): (Shoo-be-doo-wa-shoo-be-doo wa, shoo-be-doo wa-shoo-be-doo wa (Shoo-be-doo-wa-shoo-be-doo wa, shoo-be-doo-be-doo-wah) |
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nope splck..........but if i could........i'd be feelin'........
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Mississippi Squirrel Revival
Ray Stevens Verse 1 Well when I was kid I'd take a trip every summer, down to Mississippi. To visit my granny in her ante bellum world. I'd run barefooted all day long, climbing trees free as a song. One day I happened catch myself a squirrel. I stuffed him down in an old shoebox, punched a couple holes in the top and when Sunday came, I snuck him in the church. I was sittin way back in the very last pew showin him to my good buddy Hugh, when that squirrel got loose and went totally berserk! Well what happened next is hard to tell. Some thought it was Heaven others thought it was Hell. But the fact that something was among us was plain to see. As the choir sang "I Surrender All" the squirrel ran up Harv Newlan's coveralls Harv leaped to his feet and said, "Somethin's got a hold on me!" YEOW! Chorus The day the squirrel went berserk, In the First Self-Righteous Church in that sleepy little town of Pascagoula. It was a fight for survival, that broke out in revival. They were jumpin pews and shouting Hallelujah! Verse 2 Well Harv hit the aisles dancin and screamin some thought he had religion others thought he had a demon Harv thought he had a weed eater loose in his fruit of the looms. He fell to his knees to plead and beg, and that squirrel ran out of his britchy leg, unobserved to the other side of the room. All the way down to the Amen pew where sat Sister Bertha "Better than you" Who had been watching all the commotion with safistic glee. Shoot, you should've seen the look in her eyes when that squirrel jumped her garders and crossed her thighs. she jumped to her feet and said, "Lord have mercy on me!" As the squirrel made laps inside her dress, she began to cry and then to confess to sins that would make a sailor blush with shame. She told of gossip and church dissention, but the thing that got the most attention is when she talked about her love life then she started naming names! Chorus The day the squirrel went berserk. In the First Self-Righteous Church in that sleepy little town of Pascagoula. It was a fight for survival, that broke out in revival. They were jumpin pews and shouting Hallelujah! Verse 3 Well seven deacons and then the pastor got saved and 25,000 dollars got raised. And 50 volunteered for missions in the Congo on the spot. and even without an invitaion there were at least 500 rededications. And we all got rebaptised whether we needed it or not. Well you've heard the Bible stories I guess of how He parted the waters for Moses to pass. All th miracles God has brought to this ol' world. But the one I'll remember to my dyin day is how he put that church back on the narrow way with a half crazed Mississippi Squirrel The day the squirrel went berserk. In the First Self-Righteous Church Of that sleepy little town of Pascagoula. It was a fight for survival, that broke out in revival. They were jumpin pews and shouting Halelujah! |
Squirrel
Anthony Phillips I saw a squirrel lying in a ditch beneath a great elm tree Grey and weak His tiny eyes revealed the secret of this vigil strange and free Hour after hour he pursued Weaker and weaker you grew Squirrel, friend I see you lying and there's nothing I can do to bring you back Grey and weak Your tiny eyes don't understand the strangeness of this pain you feel All through the night you will lie Each moment death's hour draws nigh Silently Your hooded brothers lay you down to sleep forever into time Peace, at last Has come upon you as a Mother's fading whispers to her child Hour after hour I pursued Though you are gone I will still remember you |
damn phil..........that was fuckin'.......hmmm....i don"t know......almost not right.
gotta look at my bastard skwerlz in a different light now i guess. *wonders if he can actually get along with the bastard skwerlz?* |
they're like miniature pets, aren't they?
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I see your little buddy here even knows where you hide your stash.
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saw this little guy today and thought of you
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you knoe phil.........as much as i'm pissed at these guys.......they are little pets in a sense. :D |
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yeah that bastard ripped me off for a pound of good stuff. |
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thanx man.......gotta love the little bastards eh? :thumbsup: |
okay, enough of this skwerl shit...we've got to form a posse and go after those guys that keep terrorizing fly and stealin' his stuff...pj, splck, you guys with me?
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I'm in uncle phil, although I still believe fly IS the head skwerl.
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Rock & Roll Soul
Grand Funk Railroad We're having a party, yeah, yeah, everybody's invited, The new generation along with the old. If you could get with it just a little more, it don't take much tryin', You'll find out if you've got some rock & roll soul, baby. Ain't everybody in the world. So when you know what you got, let everybody know, You got some rock & roll soul. So when you know what you got, let everybody know, You got some rock & roll soul. I know it when I'm feelin' groovy, It's kind of funky like an old-time movie. I can feel it and it's really something, It's really something when my heart starts pumpin', yeah. Tell everybody you know, you got some rock 'n roll soul. Tell everybody you know, you got some rock 'n roll soul. Tell everybody you know, you got some rock 'n roll soul. Tell everybody you know, you got some rock 'n roll soul. Tell everybody you know, you got some rock 'n roll soul. Tell everybody you know, you got some rock 'n roll soul. Tell everybody you know, you got some rock 'n roll soul. |
i could see the fly rockin' with us at the house of guitars...
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