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Halx 10-14-2003 04:04 PM

Would you hit it?
 
Pardon the immature query.. but I just have to know.

G5_Todd 10-14-2003 04:08 PM

no...but it would be cool to brag about.....

bernadette 10-14-2003 04:08 PM

*shrieks & runs from thread*

phredgreen 10-14-2003 04:09 PM

http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2002/WORLD/euro...oung.queen.jpg

even in her younger years she wasn't much to look at....

uncle phil 10-14-2003 04:16 PM

didn't she spawn ol' horseface?

Angel 10-14-2003 04:27 PM

Oh how dreadful that would be!
I mean really....ew!
*shudders to think*

obelix 10-14-2003 04:30 PM

gRoWsE D:

Batman976 10-14-2003 04:37 PM

Can I get it on with a really hot chick right afterwards? If yes, then I probably would. That would be way too cool to brag about.

Stiltzkin 10-14-2003 04:40 PM

Doink is my favorite word now.

:thumbsup:

bundy 10-14-2003 04:55 PM

HELL YEAH

it´d be so great to be able to go up to every single pommy backpacker here and say, ¨hey pommy, i fucked your queen!!¨

but then they´d probably just say, ¨shes your queen as well, dickhead.¨

so maybe i´ll change my answer...

i´ll just have to be content singing this little ditty to our pommy tourists...

Rule Britannia,
Marmalade and Jam,
5000 crackers up your asshole,
BANG BANG BANG...

vermin 10-14-2003 05:12 PM

No, but I'd finger her in exchange for a knighthood.

absorbentishe 10-14-2003 05:38 PM

A few drinks, a few more drinks... get into her purse when she falls asleep. Take some crystal on the way out. Everyone has a price...

Snoogans 10-14-2003 08:55 PM

depends.. what kind of money are we talking?

feartheraiders6 10-14-2003 09:02 PM

How incredibly creepy would that be.... "Yes call me the queen mum... that's right... ooohhhh yeah"

I'm scared now

grumpyolddude 10-14-2003 09:55 PM

Anything that moves (if I can ketch it).

Fire 10-14-2003 10:19 PM

wtfn- hell, maybe she would expire from a massive heart attack- then I could say that I fucked the queen of england- to death (hey, at least she would die happy...)

Astrocloud 10-14-2003 10:54 PM

So what does she do? I mean does she pull up in her golden carriage and wolf whistle at me? How does this take place in our little fantasy?

Lunchbox7 10-14-2003 11:09 PM

How many people could say they boned a queen? Now that is an accomplishment. I wonder if sh would go off in the sack or if she would just say "Now you may serve the queen"? How funny would it be if she went mental and started screaming "Kneel before your queen bitch. Now serve before I order your head to get off"

Go_AVS 10-14-2003 11:16 PM

not even with your dick...

ForgottenKnight 10-15-2003 12:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Go_AVS
not even with your dick...
Exactly. You're not going to be doing her with my dick. I won't be doing her with my dick.

paddyjoe 10-15-2003 03:43 AM

only if she kept her hat on

Midlandmadman 10-15-2003 03:49 AM

Only if I can hit it ANAL!!!! The royal poop-chute!!!

Fly 10-15-2003 04:16 AM

......as long as the rest of the royal snooties were there to watch.

jwoody 10-15-2003 04:42 AM

She hits me in the pocket every month.

It would be nice to get something back.

[img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0SwDmAkEYNMG5qPBPFCGXbV2c!AA1ch*OJ50VIY09OvzCENLEnaRKKitVFwBYfx*Wjw1HAmP4kuTGTojwVRZRfI1xy1ltnvELl1DcQNgHR40QItRlr9IM7w/queenpicknose.jpg?dc=4675443020325072487[/img]

G5_Todd 10-15-2003 04:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by paddyjoe
only if she kept her hat on

HAHA :D

jimk 10-15-2003 05:01 AM

mmmmmm.............regal beaver.

mb99usa 10-15-2003 07:01 AM

hmmm, maybe if I could borrow someone else's dick. Not with my own.

hawkeye 10-15-2003 07:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bernadette
*shrieks & runs from thread*
hey, bernadette, wait for me...

shalafi 10-15-2003 08:41 AM

hell ya....and when i was done id make chucky go get me a sammich and a beer.

BonesCPA 10-15-2003 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jimk
mmmmmm.............regal beaver.
Wasn't that the bar on Three's Company?


Damn right I'd hit it. You know she'd be generous afterwards - she is one of the richest women in the world.

cchris 10-15-2003 04:09 PM

She is beyond the two paper bag routine so no.

The_Dude 10-15-2003 04:31 PM

god no

JBX 10-15-2003 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The_Dude
god no
Holy Cow, I Agree with The_Dude.


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