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Old 10-13-2003, 08:09 AM   #1 (permalink)
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So you just got busted.

And your excuse or blatant lie would be????????????????


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Old 10-13-2003, 08:40 AM   #2 (permalink)
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deja vu! did i already see this on tfp or another board?

anyway, honestly, i cannot think of any plausible excuse for that situation.
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Old 10-13-2003, 11:19 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I guess the most blatant lie would be ... "we weren't doing anything!"
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Old 10-13-2003, 12:04 PM   #4 (permalink)
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ahhh you didn't see me pullin her drownin body out of the water and bring her back to life did ya? Nooo... you just saw the thank you and now I'M the bad guy!!!!
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Old 10-13-2003, 02:00 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 10-13-2003, 03:18 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Well ya see.... we are trying to have a baby and the doctor said we need to "do it" as soon as she starts to ovulate!
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Old 10-13-2003, 05:57 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Excuse me officer, but weren't you caught on camera with that prostitute last week?
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Old 10-14-2003, 03:30 AM   #8 (permalink)
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yes sorry officers, we did eat all the pies.
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Old 10-14-2003, 06:31 PM   #9 (permalink)
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My dog ate my other make-out place.
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Old 10-14-2003, 08:07 PM   #10 (permalink)
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the ducks were bored so we decided to give them a little show
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Old 10-14-2003, 09:10 PM   #11 (permalink)
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We were just playing a good game of suffocate the weiner.
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Old 10-14-2003, 09:32 PM   #12 (permalink)
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We were just posing for that creepy pasty looking dude with the camera on the other side of the river.
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Old 10-14-2003, 09:42 PM   #13 (permalink)
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She kept insisting that her long, pink tail would not get in the way, and I was like "it will so" and she was all like "it totally will not", so I was like "well, prove it" and she went "oh, yeah?" and one thing led to another....

Hey, look, that guy has a camera! [runs away]
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Old 10-14-2003, 10:14 PM   #14 (permalink)
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I don't think there's any way to lie your way out of that situation hehe...

well unless it involves violence, blackmail, bribery, etc.
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Old 10-15-2003, 02:03 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Oh, it's all right, officer! I'm a Member of Congress....
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Old 10-15-2003, 06:12 AM   #16 (permalink)
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We were just posing for that creepy pasty looking dude with the camera on the other side of the river.
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Old 10-15-2003, 11:07 PM   #17 (permalink)
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"Well ya see occifer, we was having a picnic and all, and my girl here, well she got something caught in her throat, I think it was a chip or something, and anyway, she was choking something feirce and getting all blue and all so I started doing that hindlick manuver I read about on the poster in the breakroom down to the factory, and well, I guess I got a few of the moves wrong, and before ya know it we was all wraped up and who knows what all, and long story short, she's alright now."

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Old 10-15-2003, 11:09 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Are you the strippers we ordered?
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Old 10-16-2003, 07:44 AM   #19 (permalink)
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reminds me of...
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Old 10-16-2003, 10:23 AM   #20 (permalink)
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the last one is great
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