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cchris · 10-13-2003, 08:09 AM

And your excuse or blatant lie would be????????????????

bernadette · 10-13-2003, 08:40 AM

deja vu! did i already see this on tfp or another board?

anyway, honestly, i cannot think of any plausible excuse for that situation.

Midlandmadman · 10-13-2003, 11:19 AM

I guess the most blatant lie would be ... "we weren't doing anything!"

GSRIDER · 10-13-2003, 12:04 PM

ahhh you didn't see me pullin her drownin body out of the water and bring her back to life did ya? Nooo... you just saw the thank you and now I'M the bad guy!!!!

Four Fingers · 10-13-2003, 02:00 PM

"She'll give you head for free if you forget this ever happened."

reconmike · 10-13-2003, 03:18 PM

Well ya see.... we are trying to have a baby and the doctor said we need to "do it" as soon as she starts to ovulate!

slimshaydee · 10-13-2003, 05:57 PM

Excuse me officer, but weren't you caught on camera with that prostitute last week?

bundy · 10-14-2003, 03:30 AM

yes sorry officers, we did eat all the pies.

Fremen · 10-14-2003, 06:31 PM

My dog ate my other make-out place.

wackeyass · 10-14-2003, 08:07 PM

the ducks were bored so we decided to give them a little show

feartheraiders6 · 10-14-2003, 09:10 PM

We were just playing a good game of suffocate the weiner.

Macheath · 10-14-2003, 09:32 PM

We were just posing for that creepy pasty looking dude with the camera on the other side of the river.

grumpyolddude · 10-14-2003, 09:42 PM

She kept insisting that her long, pink tail would not get in the way, and I was like "it will so" and she was all like "it totally will not", so I was like "well, prove it" and she went "oh, yeah?" and one thing led to another....

Hey, look, that guy has a camera! [runs away]

papermachesatan · 10-14-2003, 10:14 PM

I don't think there's any way to lie your way out of that situation hehe...

well unless it involves violence, blackmail, bribery, etc.

wry1 · 10-15-2003, 02:03 AM

Oh, it's all right, officer! I'm a Member of Congress....

Redlemon · 10-15-2003, 06:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Macheath
We were just posing for that creepy pasty looking dude with the camera on the other side of the river.

We have a winner!

bonbonbox · 10-15-2003, 11:07 PM

"Well ya see occifer, we was having a picnic and all, and my girl here, well she got something caught in her throat, I think it was a chip or something, and anyway, she was choking something feirce and getting all blue and all so I started doing that hindlick manuver I read about on the poster in the breakroom down to the factory, and well, I guess I got a few of the moves wrong, and before ya know it we was all wraped up and who knows what all, and long story short, she's alright now."

Astrocloud · 10-15-2003, 11:09 PM

Are you the strippers we ordered?

Hanxter · 10-16-2003, 07:44 AM

reminds me of...

danielboy · 10-16-2003, 10:23 AM

the last one is great

10-13-2003, 08:09 AM	#1 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	So you just got busted. And your excuse or blatant lie would be???????????????? __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

10-13-2003, 08:40 AM	#2 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	deja vu! did i already see this on tfp or another board? anyway, honestly, i cannot think of any plausible excuse for that situation. __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

10-13-2003, 11:19 AM	#3 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	I guess the most blatant lie would be ... "we weren't doing anything!" __________________ Its good to be back.

10-13-2003, 12:04 PM	#4 (permalink)
GSRIDER spurt king Location: Out of my mind	ahhh you didn't see me pullin her drownin body out of the water and bring her back to life did ya? Nooo... you just saw the thank you and now I'M the bad guy!!!! __________________ No signature at this time.

10-13-2003, 02:00 PM	#5 (permalink)
Four Fingers Crazy	"She'll give you head for free if you forget this ever happened." __________________ "Always do right - this will gratify some and astonish the rest."

10-13-2003, 03:18 PM	#6 (permalink)
reconmike Thank You Jesus Location: Twilight Zone	Well ya see.... we are trying to have a baby and the doctor said we need to "do it" as soon as she starts to ovulate! __________________ Where is Darwin when ya need him?

10-13-2003, 05:57 PM	#7 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	Excuse me officer, but weren't you caught on camera with that prostitute last week?

10-14-2003, 03:30 AM	#8 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	yes sorry officers, we did eat all the pies. __________________ Ohayo!!!

10-14-2003, 06:31 PM	#9 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	My dog ate my other make-out place. __________________ Google

10-14-2003, 08:07 PM	#10 (permalink)
wackeyass Insane	the ducks were bored so we decided to give them a little show

10-14-2003, 09:10 PM	#11 (permalink)
feartheraiders6 Upright Location: Lubbock TX	We were just playing a good game of suffocate the weiner. __________________ I never saw my shadow till I saw the light, but now I need more light to drown it out.

10-14-2003, 09:32 PM	#12 (permalink)
Macheath Junkie Location: Sydney, Australia	We were just posing for that creepy pasty looking dude with the camera on the other side of the river.

10-14-2003, 09:42 PM	#13 (permalink)
grumpyolddude Deliberately unfocused Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby	She kept insisting that her long, pink tail would not get in the way, and I was like "it will so" and she was all like "it totally will not", so I was like "well, prove it" and she went "oh, yeah?" and one thing led to another.... Hey, look, that guy has a camera! [runs away] __________________ "Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

10-14-2003, 10:14 PM	#14 (permalink)
papermachesatan Psycho Location: Texas	I don't think there's any way to lie your way out of that situation hehe... well unless it involves violence, blackmail, bribery, etc.

10-15-2003, 02:03 AM	#15 (permalink)
wry1 Loser Location: Far too far from my Angel....	Oh, it's all right, officer! I'm a Member of Congress....

10-16-2003, 07:44 AM	#19 (permalink)
Hanxter The Griffin	reminds me of...

10-15-2003, 11:07 PM	#17 (permalink)
bonbonbox Banned	"Well ya see occifer, we was having a picnic and all, and my girl here, well she got something caught in her throat, I think it was a chip or something, and anyway, she was choking something feirce and getting all blue and all so I started doing that hindlick manuver I read about on the poster in the breakroom down to the factory, and well, I guess I got a few of the moves wrong, and before ya know it we was all wraped up and who knows what all, and long story short, she's alright now." Last edited by bonbonbox; 10-15-2003 at 11:10 PM..

10-15-2003, 11:09 PM	#18 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	Are you the strippers we ordered?

10-16-2003, 10:23 AM	#20 (permalink)
danielboy Tilted	the last one is great