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mrsandman 04-27-2003 07:12 AM

ASK ME IF I GIVE A RATS ASS
 
Go ahead...I dare you...ask me if I give a rats ass about you
asking me about anything.

Fly 04-27-2003 07:16 AM

why don't you give a rats ass about me asking if you give a rats ass or not?

do you know something about a rats ass that i don't?

i don't really like rats.do you?

mrsandman 04-27-2003 07:18 AM

I just basically don't give a rats ass.
(Not that I'm an authority.)
Rats are people too.

splck 04-27-2003 07:25 AM

So...do you give a rats ass?

JadziaDax 04-27-2003 07:26 AM

<center>But I do... ;)
And here's proof
http://www.tpwd.state.tx.us/expltx/j...walnut/rat.jpg
A rat's ass.</center>

mrsandman 04-27-2003 07:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by splck
So...do you give a rats ass?
No. I honestly don't give a rats ass.

(REALLY!)

mrsandman 04-27-2003 07:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by JadziaDax
<center>But I do... ;)
And here's proof

A rat's ass.</center>


Nice Tits...I mean: Nice ass...But I don't care! (I don't give a rats ass...REALLY)!

MSD 04-27-2003 07:25 PM

Jadz, you never cease to amaze me

mrsandman 04-27-2003 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrSelfDestruct
Jadz, you never cease to amaze me
Damn, did you hit the nail on the head with this one.

I absolutly don't give a rats ass if Jadz ceases to amaze you or not.

In fact, I don't give a rats ass...are you sure you're in the
right thread, or are you just fucking with me? I actually don't quite give a rats ass anyway,so don't bother responding!:D

vermin 04-27-2003 08:58 PM

Shouldn't you ask the rat before imposing your will on it's posterior?

mrsandman 04-27-2003 10:20 PM

Needless to say, it is not remotely required to request permission to have contempt for a vermin’s posterior. Maybe in another thread, another time, but here, now…I just don’t give a vermin’s posterior.

tek55 04-28-2003 05:13 AM

i'm sorry, i don't have a rats ass to give, but even if i did, i probably wouldn't wanna give a rats ass anyways. Who really wants a rats ass? do you? do I? no, i think not... rats asses are ... ratty... BLeah

mrsandman 04-28-2003 05:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by tek55
Who really wants a rats ass? do you? do I? no, i think not... rats asses are ... ratty... BLeah
If you were STARVING on a desert island, I'll bet a rats ass
would look pretty good to somebody like you...barbecued,
maybe a little palm oil, coconut, salad. Even RAW, if you
could catch the little bastard, would be a lifesaver to you.
(I, on the other hand, don't give a rats ass)

uncle phil 04-28-2003 06:57 AM

i guess you really don't care, do you...neither do i; i gave at the office and never took it back...

rockogre 04-28-2003 08:49 AM

To whom would you give the rats ass to?

Who would want one?

I am just a little concerned that you seem to be fixiated on rat asses. This doesn't sound to normal but then, we accept all kinds here at the TFP.

Go_AVS 04-28-2003 10:10 AM

so why don't you give a rats ass. who would want to keep it..

G0dd3ss 04-28-2003 10:21 AM

What don't you give to the rat's ass? I'm confused. What do you think about Horse's asses?

I personally like a bigger ass. Just my opinion, though. :D

mrsandman 04-28-2003 12:54 PM

uncle phil: No, I really DO care, I just don't give a rats ass.

rockogre: IF I gave a rats ass...I might give it to YOU...but I
just don't give a rats ass. Fixated? Normal? Sounds
like you think I give a rats ass. (I don't)

Go_AVS: It's not the actual "giving" of the ass of the rat, per
se, some would opine it is a figure of speech. But,
confidentially... well, you may guess how I feel about it.

GOdd3ss: Listen to yourself...where, in the name of all that is
sane, did I say:"give to the rat's ass?" I said: "I
D O N T G I V E A R A T S A S S" ( Though, in
the spirit of your reply, size COULD be a factor.)

kgb 04-28-2003 01:46 PM

If everyone on TFP gave you a rat's ass and you didn't give any rat's asses away, soon your house would probably be full or rats' asses. The fact that your house was full of rats' asses would probably not make you very popular with the ladies.

mrsandman 04-28-2003 02:08 PM

Are you paying any attention at all? Hello! (Is anybody home?) TFPers aren’t giving ME rats asses. I’M the giver of the asses of the rats. AND currently, I am NOT givin’!
By the way,I am QUITE popular with the ladies, as my house if full of pussy (cats), that’s why there’s no rat asses in this house…HOMES!
Just in case you didn’t catch my drift…Ireallydon’tgivearatsass!

chodarama 04-28-2003 02:31 PM

You should try to give a rats ass. Would you give a rat's ass here or there? Would you give a rat's ass in a house? Would you give a rat's ass with a mouse? Would you give a rat's ass in a box? Would you give a rat's ass with a fox? You may want to give a rat's ass, just wait and see.

mrsandman 04-28-2003 02:38 PM

You have brains in your head.
You have feet in your shoes.
You can steer yourself
any direction you choose.
You're on your own. And you know you have class.
And YOU know that I just don’t give a rats ass!

chodarama 04-28-2003 02:43 PM

You'll look up and down streets. Look 'em over with care.
About some you will say, "I don't choose to give a rat's ass."
With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet,
you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street.

mrsandman 04-28-2003 02:52 PM

dude? DON'T get into rappin', cause that ain't a ryme. :D
As IF I gave a rats ass.

Spungfoo 04-28-2003 03:49 PM

Well I certainly don't give a hoot, but I'll surely give you some lip.

kgb 04-28-2003 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mrsandman
Are you paying any attention at all? Hello! (Is anybody home?) TFPers aren’t giving ME rats asses. I’M the giver of the asses of the rats. AND currently, I am NOT givin’!
By the way,I am QUITE popular with the ladies, as my house if full of pussy (cats), that’s why there’s no rat asses in this house…HOMES!
Just in case you didn’t catch my drift…Ireallydon’tgivearatsass!

So the reason you aren't giving a rat's ass is that you don't have any. That makes sense. Homes.

mrsandman 04-28-2003 08:40 PM

Just because there may (or may not) be rats asses in my home,
does not mean I can't give a rats ass. I really can, give a rats ass.
I just may acquire rats asses elsewhere. Just for your edification:
I have given a rats ass. I did give a rats ass. I would give a rats ass.
I could give a rats ass. I gave a rats ass. I might give a rats ass. I might have given a rats ass. It’s possible a rats ass has been given to me…though I doubt it. I’m not saying I will give a rats ass, so…

In conclusion, and desperately seeking tenses, I summarize:
I don’t give a rats ass.

vermin 04-28-2003 09:09 PM

Would you consider SELLING a rat's ass?

mrsandman 04-28-2003 09:12 PM

-pondering-

What's the going rate?

Never mind, I don't give a rats ass.

zfleebin 04-28-2003 11:11 PM

How much would it cost for you to give away one of your precious rats asses? Or are they too sacred to you? Do you deem rats asses as a commodity or a delicacy?

mrsandman 04-29-2003 04:33 AM

There's ambiguity in your query. When you give something away, theres no cost. eh? Sacred? Damned straight, and certainly a commodity YOU would be honored to have bestowed upon. (Damn, you made me end a sentence with a preposition) Calling them a delicacy would be downright disrespectful. Apologize

ratbastid 04-29-2003 05:36 AM

If you were a female rat, you'd be quite a piece of rat's ass....

mrsandman 04-29-2003 01:59 PM

I might STILL be quite a piece of rats ass, but how would anybody
know? I have this uncontrolable obsession not to give a rats ass.

mrsandman 04-30-2003 08:46 PM

I guess I've milked this for all the posts I can, so just in case anybody wanted to ask me a question, by now you should know where I stand. theassoftheratwasnotgivebyme because I DON'T GIVE A RATS ASS! I'm also quite pleased to note that I didn't use the possessive: "RAT'S" one time, and I think you know why.
I hereby, officially, close this stupid assed, rats ass thread.

liquid_dreams 05-02-2003 08:22 AM

this has gone past creapy and is into the scary part of a threads life

John_Gault 05-02-2003 09:57 AM

Do you really think I give a rats ass if you give a rats ass.

aus5tin 05-02-2003 11:05 AM

Do you care if it falls? The Roman Empire, I mean?

mrsandman 05-02-2003 01:11 PM

liquid_dreams: Creapy...scarey...whatever...I thought I made it quite clear...this thread is closed (as if I have the authority)...and I must reiterate...I, at this moment, don't bequeath a squirrels buttocks! get it now?

(Who is) John_Gault:? My intent was not to determine if you gave a rats ass if I gave a rats ass...I merely noted that I don't give a rats ass if you ask me a question about anything. Keep your eyes on the prize...besides, I have (unofficially) deemed this thread closed, as I have now achieved "crazy" status, and have obviously milked this thread to the level of ridiculousness. byebyenow!

Aus5tin: Regards the Roman Empire...wha? Does this appear to you to be a cerebral thread? Of course I don't give a shit about the fall of the Roman Empire....er...I plainly don't give a rats ass, and HELLO...this thread is NOW (without proper authorization) closed. In the imortal words of Elvis " Thangyouvarrymuch".
.

bender 05-02-2003 01:28 PM

By starting this post and replying to it, that indeed shows that you do give a rats ass.

mrsandman 05-02-2003 01:36 PM

YES I DID start this post, (which by the way has been unofficially closed by me long ago). But NOT because I give a rats ass. I just don't want to be rude to people who THINK I give a rats ass.


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