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ASK ME IF I GIVE A RATS ASS
Go ahead...I dare you...ask me if I give a rats ass about you
asking me about anything. |
why don't you give a rats ass about me asking if you give a rats ass or not?
do you know something about a rats ass that i don't? i don't really like rats.do you? |
I just basically don't give a rats ass.
(Not that I'm an authority.) Rats are people too. |
So...do you give a rats ass?
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<center>But I do... ;)
And here's proof http://www.tpwd.state.tx.us/expltx/j...walnut/rat.jpg A rat's ass.</center> |
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Nice Tits...I mean: Nice ass...But I don't care! (I don't give a rats ass...REALLY)! |
Jadz, you never cease to amaze me
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I absolutly don't give a rats ass if Jadz ceases to amaze you or not. In fact, I don't give a rats ass...are you sure you're in the right thread, or are you just fucking with me? I actually don't quite give a rats ass anyway,so don't bother responding!:D |
Shouldn't you ask the rat before imposing your will on it's posterior?
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Needless to say, it is not remotely required to request permission to have contempt for a vermin’s posterior. Maybe in another thread, another time, but here, now…I just don’t give a vermin’s posterior.
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i'm sorry, i don't have a rats ass to give, but even if i did, i probably wouldn't wanna give a rats ass anyways. Who really wants a rats ass? do you? do I? no, i think not... rats asses are ... ratty... BLeah
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would look pretty good to somebody like you...barbecued, maybe a little palm oil, coconut, salad. Even RAW, if you could catch the little bastard, would be a lifesaver to you. (I, on the other hand, don't give a rats ass) |
i guess you really don't care, do you...neither do i; i gave at the office and never took it back...
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To whom would you give the rats ass to?
Who would want one? I am just a little concerned that you seem to be fixiated on rat asses. This doesn't sound to normal but then, we accept all kinds here at the TFP. |
so why don't you give a rats ass. who would want to keep it..
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What don't you give to the rat's ass? I'm confused. What do you think about Horse's asses?
I personally like a bigger ass. Just my opinion, though. :D |
uncle phil: No, I really DO care, I just don't give a rats ass.
rockogre: IF I gave a rats ass...I might give it to YOU...but I just don't give a rats ass. Fixated? Normal? Sounds like you think I give a rats ass. (I don't) Go_AVS: It's not the actual "giving" of the ass of the rat, per se, some would opine it is a figure of speech. But, confidentially... well, you may guess how I feel about it. GOdd3ss: Listen to yourself...where, in the name of all that is sane, did I say:"give to the rat's ass?" I said: "I D O N T G I V E A R A T S A S S" ( Though, in the spirit of your reply, size COULD be a factor.) |
If everyone on TFP gave you a rat's ass and you didn't give any rat's asses away, soon your house would probably be full or rats' asses. The fact that your house was full of rats' asses would probably not make you very popular with the ladies.
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Are you paying any attention at all? Hello! (Is anybody home?) TFPers aren’t giving ME rats asses. I’M the giver of the asses of the rats. AND currently, I am NOT givin’!
By the way,I am QUITE popular with the ladies, as my house if full of pussy (cats), that’s why there’s no rat asses in this house…HOMES! Just in case you didn’t catch my drift…Ireallydon’tgivearatsass! |
You should try to give a rats ass. Would you give a rat's ass here or there? Would you give a rat's ass in a house? Would you give a rat's ass with a mouse? Would you give a rat's ass in a box? Would you give a rat's ass with a fox? You may want to give a rat's ass, just wait and see.
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You have brains in your head.
You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose. You're on your own. And you know you have class. And YOU know that I just don’t give a rats ass! |
You'll look up and down streets. Look 'em over with care.
About some you will say, "I don't choose to give a rat's ass." With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. |
dude? DON'T get into rappin', cause that ain't a ryme. :D
As IF I gave a rats ass. |
Well I certainly don't give a hoot, but I'll surely give you some lip.
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Just because there may (or may not) be rats asses in my home,
does not mean I can't give a rats ass. I really can, give a rats ass. I just may acquire rats asses elsewhere. Just for your edification: I have given a rats ass. I did give a rats ass. I would give a rats ass. I could give a rats ass. I gave a rats ass. I might give a rats ass. I might have given a rats ass. It’s possible a rats ass has been given to me…though I doubt it. I’m not saying I will give a rats ass, so… In conclusion, and desperately seeking tenses, I summarize: I don’t give a rats ass. |
Would you consider SELLING a rat's ass?
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-pondering-
What's the going rate? Never mind, I don't give a rats ass. |
How much would it cost for you to give away one of your precious rats asses? Or are they too sacred to you? Do you deem rats asses as a commodity or a delicacy?
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There's ambiguity in your query. When you give something away, theres no cost. eh? Sacred? Damned straight, and certainly a commodity YOU would be honored to have bestowed upon. (Damn, you made me end a sentence with a preposition) Calling them a delicacy would be downright disrespectful. Apologize
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If you were a female rat, you'd be quite a piece of rat's ass....
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I might STILL be quite a piece of rats ass, but how would anybody
know? I have this uncontrolable obsession not to give a rats ass. |
I guess I've milked this for all the posts I can, so just in case anybody wanted to ask me a question, by now you should know where I stand. theassoftheratwasnotgivebyme because I DON'T GIVE A RATS ASS! I'm also quite pleased to note that I didn't use the possessive: "RAT'S" one time, and I think you know why.
I hereby, officially, close this stupid assed, rats ass thread. |
this has gone past creapy and is into the scary part of a threads life
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Do you really think I give a rats ass if you give a rats ass.
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Do you care if it falls? The Roman Empire, I mean?
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liquid_dreams: Creapy...scarey...whatever...I thought I made it quite clear...this thread is closed (as if I have the authority)...and I must reiterate...I, at this moment, don't bequeath a squirrels buttocks! get it now?
(Who is) John_Gault:? My intent was not to determine if you gave a rats ass if I gave a rats ass...I merely noted that I don't give a rats ass if you ask me a question about anything. Keep your eyes on the prize...besides, I have (unofficially) deemed this thread closed, as I have now achieved "crazy" status, and have obviously milked this thread to the level of ridiculousness. byebyenow! Aus5tin: Regards the Roman Empire...wha? Does this appear to you to be a cerebral thread? Of course I don't give a shit about the fall of the Roman Empire....er...I plainly don't give a rats ass, and HELLO...this thread is NOW (without proper authorization) closed. In the imortal words of Elvis " Thangyouvarrymuch". . |
By starting this post and replying to it, that indeed shows that you do give a rats ass.
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YES I DID start this post, (which by the way has been unofficially closed by me long ago). But NOT because I give a rats ass. I just don't want to be rude to people who THINK I give a rats ass.
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