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Old 04-27-2003, 06:47 AM   #1 (permalink)
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I wanna be asked stuff!

It seems to be what all the cool people are doing. So, ahem, ask me something! I can type really fast, have more tattoos than I do zeroes behind my salary, and, um, I hate cats. There, that should get things rolling nicely along.

\m/

I have a sneaking suspicion this will be yet another failed attempt at social interaction.... thank god for the titty boards.
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Old 04-27-2003, 07:12 AM   #2 (permalink)
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why do you thank god for the titty board?

did he put up some nice posts of tammi or somethin'?

if you don't like cats,do you at lest like pussy?
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Old 04-27-2003, 07:23 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I thank god every time I'm about to do something blasphemous. It helps remind me how much I hate him. Two words: Catholic upbringing. If you have to ask why I hate god after that, then you'll never understand.

If I was god, I wouldn't use DSL.

I don't think anyone likes pussy per se. The actions in and around pussy are cool, but I have to admit that I'm not enamored with the actual beaver. What's your take on the beav?
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Old 04-27-2003, 07:29 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I don't think anyone likes pussy per se. The actions in and around pussy are cool, but I have to admit that I'm not enamored with the actual beaver. What's your take on the beav?
I for one love pussy no matter what,
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Old 04-27-2003, 07:37 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Even unbathed, untrimmed pussy? How about yeast? That screams for love.
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Old 04-27-2003, 08:26 AM   #6 (permalink)
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What's your take on the beav?

it's the great Canadian Beaver i'm fond of.

plus his brother wally was a prick if you ask me.
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Old 04-27-2003, 08:31 AM   #7 (permalink)
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What's the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?

May I go use the restroom?
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Old 04-27-2003, 08:39 AM   #8 (permalink)
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it's the great Canadian Beaver i'm fond of.

plus his brother wally was a prick if you ask me.
I believe the official word for snatch in Canada in stinkwallet. I kid you not!
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Old 04-27-2003, 08:40 AM   #9 (permalink)
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What's the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?

May I go use the restroom?
The meaning of life, the universe, and everything.... TFP... duh.

How bad do you need to go?
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Old 04-27-2003, 09:01 AM   #10 (permalink)
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who invented the urinal puck... I'd like to thank him
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Old 04-27-2003, 09:06 AM   #11 (permalink)
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why havent you joined my army?
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Old 04-27-2003, 09:12 AM   #12 (permalink)
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I'll join anything and do anyone if it means people will think i'm cool. Where do I sign?
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Old 04-27-2003, 10:22 AM   #13 (permalink)
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who cut your hair, man?
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Old 04-27-2003, 11:02 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Um... whoever I can find that's handy. Last time it was the gay Japanese barber by my place. Usually I try to visit my folks and get a haircut from my pops. It makes the old man feel good and it's free. Win win!
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Old 04-27-2003, 12:29 PM   #15 (permalink)
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How much can you bench press?
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Old 04-27-2003, 12:33 PM   #16 (permalink)
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I can confidently say that I can bench the bar. Beyond that, no guarantees. How much does a pair of C sized boobies weigh? I can do quite a few sets of the up and down with those, har har.
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