methodtim

It seems to be what all the cool people are doing. So, ahem, ask me something! I can type really fast, have more tattoos than I do zeroes behind my salary, and, um, I hate cats. There, that should get things rolling nicely along.

\m/

I have a sneaking suspicion this will be yet another failed attempt at social interaction.... thank god for the titty boards.

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We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're are no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to a place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
and we can dance.

Fly

why do you thank god for the titty board?

did he put up some nice posts of tammi or somethin'?

if you don't like cats,do you at lest like pussy?

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SterlingStudios

methodtim

I thank god every time I'm about to do something blasphemous. It helps remind me how much I hate him. Two words: Catholic upbringing. If you have to ask why I hate god after that, then you'll never understand.

If I was god, I wouldn't use DSL.

I don't think anyone likes pussy per se. The actions in and around pussy are cool, but I have to admit that I'm not enamored with the actual beaver. What's your take on the beav?

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We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're are no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to a place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
and we can dance.

splck

I for one love pussy no matter what,

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nice line eh?

methodtim

Even unbathed, untrimmed pussy? How about yeast? That screams for love.

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We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're are no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to a place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
and we can dance.

Fly

it's the great Canadian Beaver i'm fond of.

plus his brother wally was a prick if you ask me.

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

Junchbailey

What's the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?

May I go use the restroom?

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Hey guys -- I finally got a semen sample after pumping on my wiener for 2 whole days

methodtim

I believe the official word for snatch in Canada in stinkwallet. I kid you not!

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We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're are no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to a place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
and we can dance.

methodtim

The meaning of life, the universe, and everything.... TFP... duh.

How bad do you need to go?

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We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're are no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to a place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
and we can dance.

afraidofninjas

who invented the urinal puck... I'd like to thank him

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I am a new tie wearink

qpid

why havent you joined my army?

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My army will take over the world join us or be destroyed. I am the Emperor Supreme
Join the Revolution!

Necrophilia - The irresistible urge to crack open a cold one

methodtim

I'll join anything and do anyone if it means people will think i'm cool. Where do I sign?

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We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're are no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to a place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
and we can dance.

Lebell

who cut your hair, man?

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"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." – C. S. Lewis

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methodtim

Um... whoever I can find that's handy. Last time it was the gay Japanese barber by my place. Usually I try to visit my folks and get a haircut from my pops. It makes the old man feel good and it's free. Win win!

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We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're are no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to a place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
and we can dance.

BoCo

How much can you bench press?

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Activism is a way for useless people to feel important.

methodtim

I can confidently say that I can bench the bar. Beyond that, no guarantees. How much does a pair of C sized boobies weigh? I can do quite a few sets of the up and down with those, har har.

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We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're are no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to a place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
and we can dance.