I wanna be asked stuff!
 

It seems to be what all the cool people are doing. So, ahem, ask me something! I can type really fast, have more tattoos than I do zeroes behind my salary, and, um, I hate cats. There, that should get things rolling nicely along.

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I have a sneaking suspicion this will be yet another failed attempt at social interaction.... thank god for the titty boards.

why do you thank god for the titty board?

did he put up some nice posts of tammi or somethin'?

if you don't like cats,do you at lest like pussy?

I thank god every time I'm about to do something blasphemous. It helps remind me how much I hate him. Two words: Catholic upbringing. If you have to ask why I hate god after that, then you'll never understand.

If I was god, I wouldn't use DSL.

I don't think anyone likes pussy per se. The actions in and around pussy are cool, but I have to admit that I'm not enamored with the actual beaver. What's your take on the beav?

I for one love pussy no matter what,

Even unbathed, untrimmed pussy? How about yeast? That screams for love.

it's the great Canadian Beaver i'm fond of.

plus his brother wally was a prick if you ask me.:D

What's the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?

May I go use the restroom?

I believe the official word for snatch in Canada in stinkwallet. I kid you not!

The meaning of life, the universe, and everything.... TFP... duh.

How bad do you need to go?

who invented the urinal puck... I'd like to thank him

why havent you joined my army?

I'll join anything and do anyone if it means people will think i'm cool. Where do I sign?

who cut your hair, man?

Um... whoever I can find that's handy. Last time it was the gay Japanese barber by my place. Usually I try to visit my folks and get a haircut from my pops. It makes the old man feel good and it's free. Win win!

How much can you bench press?

I can confidently say that I can bench the bar. Beyond that, no guarantees. How much does a pair of C sized boobies weigh? I can do quite a few sets of the up and down with those, har har.