Jesus-propaganda for kids - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

suviko · 10-12-2003, 06:23 AM

Argh, cracked me up pretty bad. I hope it's a joke site. http://objective.jesussave.us/kidz.html

"Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word."

Halloween: Orgy Of The Occult No More!
http://objective.jesussave.us/halloween.html

"Starting this year, witches are out and Jesus is in! Reclaim Halloween in the name of Jesus!"

bernadette · 10-12-2003, 07:09 AM

!

<img src="http://www.scripturecandy.com/images/candy_splash.jpg">

i'm handing out rocks this halloween.

Fly · 10-12-2003, 07:13 AM

jesus loves the little children...
all the little children of the world...
red and yellow,black and white,they are precious to the sight....
jesus loves the little children of the world.

fuckin' eh..........atta boy jesus....nicely done,and thanks for comin' out.

Macheath · 10-12-2003, 08:55 AM

Atheist communists are grumpy and bitter.

They get down on my kid for his costume. Something about "hate speech". Whatever.

Then they're all like "No candy for you. It will rot your teeth. You look thirsty, have a glass of water."

But I'm onto them. It's the fluoride in the water...their communist plot to sap and impurify our bodily fluids.

That's why I only give the neighbourhood kids Jack Chick bible tracts and pure grain alcohol with rain water.

tinfoil · 10-12-2003, 09:10 AM

It would seem we /.'ed (farked) the site.

It's not working for me.

As for being grumpy, I am living proof that it is not, in fact, limited to atheists.

Force 10 · 10-12-2003, 09:16 AM

Jesus is the bomb. He likes halloween, too! Check this fun game out. I'm sure Jesus would approve.

http://www.jesusdressup.com/

Fly · 10-12-2003, 09:20 AM

thanx Rup.........he shore looks gooood in that thar cowbouy hat.

Force 10 · 10-12-2003, 10:44 AM

No problem Flyman. There's plenty more where that came from:
http://www.normalbobsmith.com/pfolio_dressup.html

"The Church says the Earth is Flat,
But I know that it is Round,
For I have seen the Shadow On the Moon,
And I have more Faith in a Shadow Than in the Church."
- Ferdinand Magellan

10-12-2003, 11:27 AM

oh my god,i think i have found my favorite thread on tfp,the dress up link kicks ass! and the images are great!

lets hear a good jesus joke!

uncle phil · 10-12-2003, 11:52 AM

everything is beautiful; right, fly?

Fly · 10-12-2003, 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by uncle phil
everything is beautiful; right, fly?

aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...................

yup............beautiful

Batman976 · 10-13-2003, 12:08 AM

Quote:

"BOO! I'm John the Baptist, and these are my many exciting exploits..."

I can't remember the last time I've laughed so hard in my life. Thank you for this inspiring post. And now I know what I'm going to be for Halloween this year! I'm going to dress as John the Baptist and hide behind the bushes then jump out and <s>frighten</s>... <s>inspire</s>... frighten the children.

Batman976 · 10-13-2003, 12:14 AM

GIS for Peekachoo:

How dare children go as such an abomination for Halloween?

Miranda · 10-13-2003, 12:47 AM

I'm sorry but that lamb needs to be shot.
It's too disturbing, even for the internet.

What the!? There's a lioness too!
And a bloody elephant and a goat!
And a goddamn giraffe and a kangaroo!?!?
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!

"Hey, Habu...
How many gods do you have?
- I don't know! I lost count!
Wouldn't you rather have just one God who loves you a bunch than a bunch of gods that don't love you at all?

Jesus loves everybody, even the UNSAVED (?!??!?!) like Habu!"

Now that's just going too far.

bundy · 10-13-2003, 01:52 AM

Quote:

"BOO! I'm John the Baptist, and these are my many exciting exploits..."

now thats got scope for a whole new thread entirely...

Midnight_Son · 10-13-2003, 04:35 AM

....now can we burn the churches?

theguyondacouch · 10-13-2003, 06:52 AM

Thats the funniest fucking thing I have ever seen!

10-12-2003, 06:23 AM	#1 (permalink)
suviko Banned	Jesus-propaganda for kids Argh, cracked me up pretty bad. I hope it's a joke site. http://objective.jesussave.us/kidz.html "Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word." Halloween: Orgy Of The Occult No More! http://objective.jesussave.us/halloween.html "Starting this year, witches are out and Jesus is in! Reclaim Halloween in the name of Jesus!"

10-12-2003, 07:09 AM	#2 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	! <img src="http://www.scripturecandy.com/images/candy_splash.jpg"> i'm handing out rocks this halloween. __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

10-12-2003, 07:13 AM	#3 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	jesus loves the little children... all the little children of the world... red and yellow,black and white,they are precious to the sight.... jesus loves the little children of the world. fuckin' eh..........atta boy jesus....nicely done,and thanks for comin' out. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

10-12-2003, 09:10 AM	#5 (permalink)
tinfoil Fucking Hostile Location: Springford, ON, Canada	It would seem we /.'ed (farked) the site. It's not working for me. As for being grumpy, I am living proof that it is not, in fact, limited to atheists. __________________ Get off your fuckin cross. We need the fuckin space to nail the next fool martyr.

10-12-2003, 09:20 AM	#7 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	thanx Rup.........he shore looks gooood in that thar cowbouy hat. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

10-12-2003, 08:55 AM	#4 (permalink)
Macheath Junkie Location: Sydney, Australia	Atheist communists are grumpy and bitter. They get down on my kid for his costume. Something about "hate speech". Whatever. Then they're all like "No candy for you. It will rot your teeth. You look thirsty, have a glass of water." But I'm onto them. It's the fluoride in the water...their communist plot to sap and impurify our bodily fluids. That's why I only give the neighbourhood kids Jack Chick bible tracts and pure grain alcohol with rain water.

10-12-2003, 09:16 AM	#6 (permalink)
Force 10 Had to leave this awesome space	Jesus is the bomb. He likes halloween, too! Check this fun game out. I'm sure Jesus would approve. http://www.jesusdressup.com/

10-12-2003, 10:44 AM	#8 (permalink)
Force 10 Had to leave this awesome space	No problem Flyman. There's plenty more where that came from: http://www.normalbobsmith.com/pfolio_dressup.html "The Church says the Earth is Flat, But I know that it is Round, For I have seen the Shadow On the Moon, And I have more Faith in a Shadow Than in the Church." - Ferdinand Magellan Last edited by Force 10; 10-16-2003 at 02:50 PM..

10-12-2003, 11:27 AM	#9 (permalink)
SLIMM Guest	oh my god,i think i have found my favorite thread on tfp,the dress up link kicks ass! and the images are great! lets hear a good jesus joke!

10-12-2003, 11:52 AM	#10 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	everything is beautiful; right, fly? __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-13-2003, 12:14 AM	#13 (permalink)
Batman976 is you wicked? Location: I live in a giant bucket.	GIS for Peekachoo: How dare children go as such an abomination for Halloween?

10-13-2003, 12:47 AM	#14 (permalink)
Miranda Banned Location: Sydney	I'm sorry but that lamb needs to be shot. It's too disturbing, even for the internet. What the!? There's a lioness too! And a bloody elephant and a goat! And a goddamn giraffe and a kangaroo!?!? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?! "Hey, Habu... How many gods do you have? - I don't know! I lost count! Wouldn't you rather have just one God who loves you a bunch than a bunch of gods that don't love you at all? Jesus loves everybody, even the UNSAVED (?!??!?!) like Habu!" Now that's just going too far.

10-13-2003, 04:35 AM	#16 (permalink)
Midnight_Son The Cover Doesn't Match The Book Location: in a van down by the river	....now can we burn the churches? __________________ SWM, tattooed, seeks meaningful tits and beer. Enjoys biker mags, pornography, and Sunday morning walks to the liquor store. Winners of erotic hot dog eating contests given priority.

10-13-2003, 06:52 AM	#17 (permalink)
theguyondacouch salmon? Location: Outside Providence	Thats the funniest fucking thing I have ever seen! __________________ "Lick my frozen metal ass!"