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Midnight_Son · 10-09-2003, 10:29 AM

To all the mobs and hordes of the land:
By decree of myself, I proclaim that these
lands will, from this point on, be free of mobs or hordes
of any kind.
(As always, sociable / non asinine public gathering is encouraged.)

If you choose to ignore, or fight this notice then….
I ALONE will stand against your armies.

*cue: Godsmack-I stand alone

Troublebot · 10-09-2003, 11:23 AM

Weren't you both in the Horde at one time?

Pretty sure I have the Horde roll call right here...

Midnight_Son · 10-09-2003, 11:27 AM

Actually, I DID look into it
For research purposes
But, the horde has become tiresome
And now it must be destroyed

besides........no one calls me a whiner and keeps breathing

Troublebot · 10-09-2003, 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by cnor
besides........no one calls me a whiner and keeps breathing

Hmmm... didn't know you were so sensitive...

Maybe you weren't cut out for Horde life after all.

Midnight_Son · 10-09-2003, 11:45 AM

It’s not a matter of sensitivity Horde leader, it’s a matter of pride.

niobius2 · 10-09-2003, 11:56 AM

if i had to choose between staying in the horde and listening to anything by godsmack, i'd choose the horde.

Midnight_Son · 10-09-2003, 12:01 PM

sorry niobius2.......we don't play Brittney over here

tritium · 10-09-2003, 02:07 PM

Hordes rule!

grumpyolddude · 10-09-2003, 02:12 PM

I wouldn't belong to a horde that would have people like me as members.

FJORDS RULE!

uncle phil · 10-09-2003, 02:19 PM

grump, oh ye of little faith...

vermin · 10-09-2003, 05:46 PM

Gosh, I was just about to start a Schutzstaffel to combat the horde.

*sigh*

Guess that won't be necessary now. What else could a guy use a Schutzstaffel for?

Fire · 10-09-2003, 07:25 PM

All hail Troublebot-

Death to the horde haters

savethenaugs · 10-09-2003, 08:54 PM

Gourds rule.

And hordes too.

grumpyolddude · 10-09-2003, 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by uncle phil
grump, oh ye of little faith...

Phil, I must be faithful to the one, true calling: The Cult of the Giant Hamburger. Shed your hordeish ways. Come join us as we seek ground beef nirvana.

tekaweni · 10-10-2003, 01:27 PM

I dunno, never joined a horde but they make good reading and get a lot of posts.

Frustrated Half-lifes need an outlet too, right? Hurts nobody.

Giant Hamburger · 10-10-2003, 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by grumpyolddude
Phil, I must be faithful to the one, true calling: The Cult of the Giant Hamburger. Shed your hordeish ways. Come join us as we seek ground beef nirvana.

Hail Believers!

I'd like to point out that the Cult of The Giant Hamburger in not exclusive. You may belong to as many other interest groups as you desire. My only requirement is the absorption of hamburgers through your primary, secondary and/or tertiary eating ports in any manner you see fit.
-GH

10-09-2003, 10:29 AM	#1 (permalink)
Midnight_Son The Cover Doesn't Match The Book Location: in a van down by the river	the days of hordes are finished To all the mobs and hordes of the land: By decree of myself, I proclaim that these lands will, from this point on, be free of mobs or hordes of any kind. (As always, sociable / non asinine public gathering is encouraged.) If you choose to ignore, or fight this notice then…. I ALONE will stand against your armies. cue: Godsmack-I stand alone __________________ SWM, tattooed, seeks meaningful tits and beer. Enjoys biker mags, pornography, and Sunday morning walks to the liquor store. Winners of erotic hot dog eating contests given priority.* Last edited by Midnight_Son; 10-09-2003 at 10:51 AM..

10-09-2003, 11:23 AM	#2 (permalink)
Troublebot Intently Rocking Location: Davey's	Weren't you both in the Horde at one time? Pretty sure I have the Horde roll call right here... __________________ Howard Moon: The wind is my only friend. Wind: [whistling] I hate you.

10-09-2003, 11:27 AM	#3 (permalink)
Midnight_Son The Cover Doesn't Match The Book Location: in a van down by the river	Actually, I DID look into it For research purposes But, the horde has become tiresome And now it must be destroyed besides........no one calls me a whiner and keeps breathing __________________ SWM, tattooed, seeks meaningful tits and beer. Enjoys biker mags, pornography, and Sunday morning walks to the liquor store. Winners of erotic hot dog eating contests given priority.

10-09-2003, 11:45 AM	#5 (permalink)
Midnight_Son The Cover Doesn't Match The Book Location: in a van down by the river	It’s not a matter of sensitivity Horde leader, it’s a matter of pride. __________________ SWM, tattooed, seeks meaningful tits and beer. Enjoys biker mags, pornography, and Sunday morning walks to the liquor store. Winners of erotic hot dog eating contests given priority.

10-09-2003, 12:01 PM	#7 (permalink)
Midnight_Son The Cover Doesn't Match The Book Location: in a van down by the river	sorry niobius2.......we don't play Brittney over here __________________ SWM, tattooed, seeks meaningful tits and beer. Enjoys biker mags, pornography, and Sunday morning walks to the liquor store. Winners of erotic hot dog eating contests given priority.

10-09-2003, 11:56 AM	#6 (permalink)
niobius2 Upright	if i had to choose between staying in the horde and listening to anything by godsmack, i'd choose the horde.

10-09-2003, 02:07 PM	#8 (permalink)
tritium Professor of Drinkology	Hordes rule! __________________ Blah.

10-09-2003, 02:12 PM	#9 (permalink)
grumpyolddude Deliberately unfocused Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby	I wouldn't belong to a horde that would have people like me as members. FJORDS RULE! __________________ "Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

10-09-2003, 02:19 PM	#10 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	grump, oh ye of little faith... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-09-2003, 05:46 PM	#11 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	Gosh, I was just about to start a Schutzstaffel to combat the horde. sigh Guess that won't be necessary now. What else could a guy use a Schutzstaffel for? __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

10-09-2003, 07:25 PM	#12 (permalink)
Fire Warrior Smith Location: missouri	All hail Troublebot- Death to the horde haters __________________ Thought the harder, Heart the bolder, Mood the more as our might lessens

10-09-2003, 08:54 PM	#13 (permalink)
savethenaugs Upright Location: Az. Center of nothing.	Gourds rule. And hordes too. __________________ "You're not allowed to rent here anymore!" -- Randall

10-10-2003, 01:27 PM	#15 (permalink)
tekaweni It wasnt me Location: Scotland	I dunno, never joined a horde but they make good reading and get a lot of posts. Frustrated Half-lifes need an outlet too, right? Hurts nobody. __________________ If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten