Loup

How do you kill a zombie? Need to know ASAP.

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The_Dude

something wooden?

isnt that how buffie does it?

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Glad-I-Ate-Her

Chop its head off!!

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Burn it. Burn its ass good.
Or use a hatchet, go hand to hand with the bizatch. They're all shambling and slow, so it shouldn't be that tough...

DL the SNES/Genesis game "Zombies Ate My Neighbors," and see what other tactics are used...

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Stiltzkin

Now where in bloody hell is the Giant One when you need him?

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sadistikdreams

You shoot them with a shotgun

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Batman976

You must find the original zombie and kill him!

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bernadette

tell the zombie a couple of really hysterical jokes

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bernadette

or

kill the zombie with kindness

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bernadette

or just send him to zombo.com

that oughta kill 'em

i know it kills me every time i visit that site!

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bernadette

of course then the poke-the-bunny site kills me

i get killed kinda easily tho

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Loup

It was a tough night, but I made it out alive. Just kept running from the bugger.
That's all fine and dandy, but how do you kill that one when I find him/her/it?

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Midlandmadman

Lemon juice. Dip his or her tattered genital area in Lemon juice. That kills them every time. We in the Zombie hunting field call it the Sour Sack defence..... unless its a woman zombie ... then its the Pussy pucker defence. Hope this helps.

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paddyjoe

So you're saying that we actually have to TOUCH THEIR GENITALS?
I'll certainly be sure to call you during my next zombie attack.

BlueBongo

I dont think I'd be all about touching some zombies' genitals. What if they are shy zombies and are easily flushed?

I'm with the chopping their head off idea.

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Fly

slip 'em some acid and they'll be eaten from the inside out.

i mean....was that so difficult.

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bundy

you should lock it in some cellar, and starve it... but that could take a while...

maybe you should just show them an mpeg of that David Guest - Liza Minelli pash... that´d kill anything...

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suviko

Burning with oil sounds good, laser would also do if they are the kinds that also get jiggy with sunlight. Acid sounds pretty good too.

In real vodun, the way to get rid of the zombie is somehow letting the poor soulless creature go and getting rid of the charm keeping it mocing, so find the one who made the ritual or charm.

paddyjoe

Just not the blue acid, gotta save that for Fremen.

Batman976

ATTENTION!

I am acting like a zombie, but that is only because I stayed up all night writing a paper. I am not really a zombie! Please keep this in mind, and do not kill me during your hunt.

Macheath

Shoot it in the face with a nailgun and then put a rat up its arse. Only way to be sure.

Fremen

It was just that one time!
And it was 'cuz I was being chased by a zombie moth. Honest injun.

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paddyjoe

I'm headed to Home Depot now to find some zombie moth balls

jrcobra

According to "Resident Evil" you just have to sever the spinal cord on the zombie...or empty a mag from the gun of your choice into the brain of said zombie.

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hansthemolemann

use a chainsaw!

Midlandmadman

Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then dip their genitals in Lemon Juice!!!!!!!!!!

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vermin

According to Final Fantasy II, a spell of Cure2 will do in a Zombie. Fire2 works also.

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shalafi

ive never run into anything that wouldnt die if you cut its head off (note: this only applies to beasties with heads). burning is also good and sometimes preferable cause you can make smores.

Ripsaw

How to kill a Zombie (Various Methods):

Evidence gathered through observation of the deaths of countless zombies.

Undead Zombies/Voodoo Zombies/Alien Zombies:
1. Shotgun to torso, damaging nervous system to the point of immobility.
2. Shotgun, or large caliber weapon to the head, again, disrupting the nervous system.
3. Edged weapon.
4. Motorized edged weapon. i.e. chainsaw, lawnmower.
5. Large explosions. Herd all zombies toward exploding barrels. Shoot barrel. Repeat. Else fire RPG.
6. Fire. Flamethrower, Molotov, cigarette lighter/aerosol combo
7. Impact with large object moving at velocity. i.e. Bread Truck, Cement Mixer, Steam Roller.

Do not engage in hand to hand combat with zombies. You will get et.

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powder

I think you could kill Rob just like any other human.

Arc101

Well according to Peter Jackson (he of LOTR fame), you kill zombies with a lawnmower - rent out the excellent Braindead to get tips !

tekaweni

Strap it to a chair, and show it all those early 50's zombie movies until it shivels up and dies.

They had that effect on me anyway.

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phredgreen

bah. why kill it when you can heal it and have another team member in your quest? holy water, magic tag, or if you're a big money spender, remedy will cure what ails them and gain you another teammate

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Rubyee

According to:

Zombies Ate My Neighbors (Super Nintendo)- Water gun
Zombies, the board game- Rolling a 4,5, or 6
28 Days Later- Starve them
Resident Evil- Shoot their heads off and/or set them on fire

Whenever I played ResEvil, I would shoot their heads off, then set them on fire. I was so spooked by that game, that I did not get past the first level before I sold it to my local game store.

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TerresqueÜ

Well if you're playing magic the gathering I would suggest casting Earthquake for two if you're red, play some fat thing to block them if you green, play a 2/2 creature with first strike if you're white, bounce the bastards then counter 'em when blue, and send your own zombies back at 'em when black too.

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wackeyass

so that is how CH looks like when she wakes up in the morning, ouch for you. JOKEEEEEEE, easy there tiger.

Kewpie Dan

two things, a package of lighter fluid and a flare gun.

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Loup

Close your eyes wackey, I have a surprise for you

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Ashton

Everyone knows to kill a zombie you shoot it in the head with a Weatherby........

Midlandmadman

Apon further review............. I confused this thread with another... you dont kill zombies by dipping their tattered genitals in lemon juice. I thought I was on a cooking thread about how you eat your shrimp. I dip my shrimp in a lemon and butter sauce. I am sorry about any confusion I may have caused....

and, my deepest condolences go out to the families of anyone who took that advise and tried to go kill a zombie.

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