|
How to kill a Zombie (Various Methods):
Evidence gathered through observation of the deaths of countless zombies.
Undead Zombies/Voodoo Zombies/Alien Zombies:
1. Shotgun to torso, damaging nervous system to the point of immobility.
2. Shotgun, or large caliber weapon to the head, again, disrupting the nervous system.
3. Edged weapon.
4. Motorized edged weapon. i.e. chainsaw, lawnmower.
5. Large explosions. Herd all zombies toward exploding barrels. Shoot barrel. Repeat. Else fire RPG.
6. Fire. Flamethrower, Molotov, cigarette lighter/aerosol combo
7. Impact with large object moving at velocity. i.e. Bread Truck, Cement Mixer, Steam Roller.
Do not engage in hand to hand combat with zombies. You will get et.
__________________
"We are supposed to be masters of space, but we cant even line up our shoes?"
One life, one chance, one opportunity.
|