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Old 10-07-2003, 09:13 AM   #1 (permalink)
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I'm going to fuck your mom ... Video - (NSFW)

After getting dumped by his girlfriend, he gets revenge by threatening to fuck her mother.

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Old 10-07-2003, 09:38 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Ok that is going a bit too far to get revenge, but it is a bloody good way to freak an ex out.
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Old 10-07-2003, 09:42 AM   #3 (permalink)
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hahahahha, thats awesome!!! I know someone who would definatly that far to get back at someone.
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Old 10-07-2003, 09:43 AM   #4 (permalink)
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One day Little Johnny comes home late, and his father asks:
-"Where have you been!?"
-"Fucking grandma."
-"WHAT?"
-"You fuck my mom...i'll fuck yours!"
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Old 10-07-2003, 09:45 AM   #5 (permalink)
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That is heaps funny. I have to adimt i have considered it
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Old 10-07-2003, 12:54 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Wow, how did that not win an academy award for best live action short film? It was classic.
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Old 10-07-2003, 01:15 PM   #7 (permalink)
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See the credits?

Produced by (three names)
Based on their story.

?!
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Old 10-07-2003, 01:43 PM   #8 (permalink)
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omg, that's f'n hilarious
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Old 10-07-2003, 02:05 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I prefer the old "fuck the sister" route, but in the absence of a sister, this would due just fine. If only she had been able to witness the actual banging, it would have made it all the sweeter. Not to mention that is the ultimate comeback:

person 1: "You are an arrogant asshole!"
person 2: "I fucked your mom."
person 1: ".........................."

person 1: "I had sex with everyone of your friends!"
person 2: "I fucked your mom."
person 1: "........................."

see, there is just no answer to that.
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Old 10-07-2003, 02:07 PM   #10 (permalink)
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wow. harsh...
nice vid
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Old 10-07-2003, 02:26 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Originally posted by Nikilidstrom

see, there is just no answer to that.
"I fucked your dad"

Especially the speaker is male.

(Cue the imfamous Jerry Springer "My dad stole my boyfriend" episode...)
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Old 10-07-2003, 02:34 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Totally predictable ending but I loved it...
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Old 10-07-2003, 05:53 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Rofl, nice vid.
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Old 10-07-2003, 06:39 PM   #14 (permalink)
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that...was...awesome!
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Old 10-07-2003, 07:35 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Heh kinda like american wedding

"Grandma fucker"

"Mother fucker"

"heh Ya yours"

Quote:
Originally posted by Nikilidstrom
I prefer the old "fuck the sister" route, but in the absence of a sister, this would due just fine. If only she had been able to witness the actual banging, it would have made it all the sweeter. Not to mention that is the ultimate comeback:

person 1: "You are an arrogant asshole!"
person 2: "I fucked your mom."
person 1: ".........................."

person 1: "I had sex with everyone of your friends!"
person 2: "I fucked your mom."
person 1: "........................."

see, there is just no answer to that.
This movie was so funny. I could never do that to my girlfriend though, even if she did cheat on me. Now the other guys mom on the other hand...
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Old 10-07-2003, 07:51 PM   #16 (permalink)
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HI-FUCK'N-LARIOUS
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Old 10-07-2003, 08:54 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Loved it! Ahhh, sweet revenge. Especially if the mom is a MILF!!

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Old 10-08-2003, 12:46 PM   #18 (permalink)
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That is hilarious.
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Old 10-08-2003, 12:56 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Funniest thing I've seen today... Great find!
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Old 10-08-2003, 01:31 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Takes some couragous acting to kiss an older woman like that!
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Old 10-08-2003, 01:50 PM   #21 (permalink)
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damn.. that was good
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Old 10-08-2003, 02:13 PM   #22 (permalink)
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That was really entertaining, quite evil too
Bring on sequels I say.
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Old 10-08-2003, 02:47 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Man that was very....
uuuhhhmm... refreshing!

Thanks!
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Old 10-09-2003, 10:00 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Hehehe.. MAn thats hillarious!
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Old 10-09-2003, 09:06 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Nomad, that made my day.
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Old 10-10-2003, 08:46 AM   #26 (permalink)
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lol is it a shock that ur mother wants to FUUUUUCK


and when he fists the mail box LOL
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Old 10-10-2003, 01:22 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Bit too harsh for me. I like the bit of the ole revenge but I'd not go that far.

Fuck her sister maybe, but her mom?
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Old 10-10-2003, 02:40 PM   #28 (permalink)
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That was pretty weird........

Nice house though.
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Old 10-10-2003, 05:35 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Dude, the mother wasnt even a MILF. That kiss was icky.
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Old 11-13-2003, 02:59 PM   #30 (permalink)
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MUST.... STOP.....LAUGHING. God, when he acted it out in front of his ex's door it was just too much.
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Old 11-13-2003, 03:17 PM   #31 (permalink)
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I works because he was just so damn smooth and relaxed about everything. Everything he did after than swig of beer was totally cool and calculated. Funny stuff.
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Old 11-13-2003, 08:42 PM   #32 (permalink)
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Awesome...

*Humps Mailbox* "This is your Mom"

I like it when he starts eating off her plate after she storms off. He's just so non-chalant about it.
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Old 11-13-2003, 10:48 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Dude, the mother wasnt even a MILF. That kiss was icky.
thats what makes it that much more funny. what would be funny about a movie where the guy fucks a milf. this one is great because he subjected himself to such "ickyness" just to make his ex miserable. how classic.
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Old 11-13-2003, 11:09 PM   #34 (permalink)
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"It makes things clearer, because you see now I know exactly what I have to do, I'm going to fuck your mom" "Your mom and I are going to have sex"
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Old 11-14-2003, 02:12 PM   #35 (permalink)
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Ha!!! Ex gfs are a gas.......
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Old 11-15-2003, 10:03 PM   #36 (permalink)
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thats one way to make a girl regret droping you,
daughter: "Morning mom, sleep well?"
mom: "For all 4 hours, but it dosen't beat the 4 hours before."
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Old 11-18-2003, 08:58 PM   #37 (permalink)
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I know I couldn't do that but, it is still fucking hilarious!!!!!
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Old 11-18-2003, 09:25 PM   #38 (permalink)
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that was just awesome....
...somewhat implausible, but awesome....
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Old 11-19-2003, 08:38 AM   #39 (permalink)
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speechless.
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Old 11-19-2003, 09:13 AM   #40 (permalink)
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That was one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life. Holy crap. The bizarreness of the whole situation is, I think, what makes it so hilarious.

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