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Nomad · 10-07-2003, 09:13 AM

After getting dumped by his girlfriend, he gets revenge by threatening to fuck her mother.

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Arc101 · 10-07-2003, 09:38 AM

Ok that is going a bit too far to get revenge, but it is a bloody good way to freak an ex out.

asshopo · 10-07-2003, 09:42 AM

hahahahha, thats awesome!!! I know someone who would definatly that far to get back at someone.

CSflim · 10-07-2003, 09:43 AM

One day Little Johnny comes home late, and his father asks:
-"Where have you been!?"
-"Fucking grandma."
-"WHAT?"
-"You fuck my mom...i'll fuck yours!"

Lunchbox7 · 10-07-2003, 09:45 AM

That is heaps funny. I have to adimt i have considered it

Batman976 · 10-07-2003, 12:54 PM

Wow, how did that not win an academy award for best live action short film? It was classic.

micah67 · 10-07-2003, 01:15 PM

See the credits?

Produced by (three names)
Based on their story.

?!

Mitzkrieg · 10-07-2003, 01:43 PM

omg, that's f'n hilarious

Nikilidstrom · 10-07-2003, 02:05 PM

I prefer the old "fuck the sister" route, but in the absence of a sister, this would due just fine. If only she had been able to witness the actual banging, it would have made it all the sweeter. Not to mention that is the ultimate comeback:

person 1: "You are an arrogant asshole!"
person 2: "I fucked your mom."
person 1: ".........................."

person 1: "I had sex with everyone of your friends!"
person 2: "I fucked your mom."
person 1: "........................."

see, there is just no answer to that.

manalone · 10-07-2003, 02:07 PM

wow. harsh...
nice vid

rodgerd · 10-07-2003, 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nikilidstrom

see, there is just no answer to that.

"I fucked your dad"

Especially the speaker is male.

(Cue the imfamous Jerry Springer "My dad stole my boyfriend" episode...)

Dibbler · 10-07-2003, 02:34 PM

Totally predictable ending but I loved it...

Esoteric · 10-07-2003, 05:53 PM

Rofl, nice vid.

SaltPork · 10-07-2003, 06:39 PM

that...was...awesome!

Miekle · 10-07-2003, 07:35 PM

Heh kinda like american wedding

"Grandma fucker"

"Mother fucker"

"heh Ya yours"

Quote:

Originally posted by Nikilidstrom
I prefer the old "fuck the sister" route, but in the absence of a sister, this would due just fine. If only she had been able to witness the actual banging, it would have made it all the sweeter. Not to mention that is the ultimate comeback:

person 1: "You are an arrogant asshole!"
person 2: "I fucked your mom."
person 1: ".........................."

person 1: "I had sex with everyone of your friends!"
person 2: "I fucked your mom."
person 1: "........................."

see, there is just no answer to that.

This movie was so funny. I could never do that to my girlfriend though, even if she did cheat on me. Now the other guys mom on the other hand...

sadistikdreams · 10-07-2003, 07:51 PM

HI-FUCK'N-LARIOUS

Glad-I-Ate-Her · 10-07-2003, 08:54 PM

Loved it! Ahhh, sweet revenge. Especially if the mom is a MILF!!

Glad

ufgator35 · 10-08-2003, 12:46 PM

That is hilarious.

twotimesadingo · 10-08-2003, 12:56 PM

Funniest thing I've seen today... Great find!

vector_1979 · 10-08-2003, 01:31 PM

Takes some couragous acting to kiss an older woman like that!

Cynthetiq · 10-08-2003, 01:50 PM

damn.. that was good

Moreland · 10-08-2003, 02:13 PM

That was really entertaining, quite evil too

Bring on sequels I say.

Silvy · 10-08-2003, 02:47 PM

Man that was very....
uuuhhhmm... refreshing!

Thanks!

Regziever · 10-09-2003, 10:00 AM

Hehehe.. MAn thats hillarious!

savethenaugs · 10-09-2003, 09:06 PM

Nomad, that made my day.

G5_Todd · 10-10-2003, 08:46 AM

lol is it a shock that ur mother wants to FUUUUUCK

and when he fists the mail box LOL

tekaweni · 10-10-2003, 01:22 PM

Bit too harsh for me. I like the bit of the ole revenge but I'd not go that far.

Fuck her sister maybe, but her mom?

Ashton · 10-10-2003, 02:40 PM

That was pretty weird........

Nice house though.

jerseyboy · 10-10-2003, 05:35 PM

Dude, the mother wasnt even a MILF. That kiss was icky.

SofaKing · 11-13-2003, 02:59 PM

MUST.... STOP.....LAUGHING. God, when he acted it out in front of his ex's door it was just too much.

Macheath · 11-13-2003, 03:17 PM

I works because he was just so damn smooth and relaxed about everything. Everything he did after than swig of beer was totally cool and calculated. Funny stuff.

Kaos · 11-13-2003, 08:42 PM

Awesome...

*Humps Mailbox* "This is your Mom"

I like it when he starts eating off her plate after she storms off. He's just so non-chalant about it.

asudevil83 · 11-13-2003, 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jerseyboy
Dude, the mother wasnt even a MILF. That kiss was icky.

thats what makes it that much more funny. what would be funny about a movie where the guy fucks a milf. this one is great because he subjected himself to such "ickyness" just to make his ex miserable. how classic.

teflonian · 11-13-2003, 11:09 PM

"It makes things clearer, because you see now I know exactly what I have to do, I'm going to fuck your mom" "Your mom and I are going to have sex"

kerk9191 · 11-14-2003, 02:12 PM

Ha!!! Ex gfs are a gas.......

SirGoreaxe · 11-15-2003, 10:03 PM

thats one way to make a girl regret droping you,
daughter: "Morning mom, sleep well?"
mom: "For all 4 hours, but it dosen't beat the 4 hours before."

riptide4070 · 11-18-2003, 08:58 PM

I know I couldn't do that but, it is still fucking hilarious!!!!!

KWSN · 11-18-2003, 09:25 PM

that was just awesome....
...somewhat implausible, but awesome....

Elegant Holmes · 11-19-2003, 08:38 AM

speechless.

itchy93 · 11-19-2003, 09:13 AM

That was one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life. Holy crap. The bizarreness of the whole situation is, I think, what makes it so hilarious.

Itchy93

10-07-2003, 09:13 AM	#1 (permalink)
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10-07-2003, 09:43 AM	#4 (permalink)
CSflim Sky Piercer Location: Ireland	One day Little Johnny comes home late, and his father asks: -"Where have you been!?" -"Fucking grandma." -"WHAT?" -"You fuck my mom...i'll fuck yours!" __________________

10-07-2003, 12:54 PM	#6 (permalink)
Batman976 is you wicked? Location: I live in a giant bucket.	Wow, how did that not win an academy award for best live action short film? It was classic. __________________ The following statement is true. The preceding statement was false.

10-07-2003, 01:15 PM	#7 (permalink)
micah67 Thor Location: 33:08:12N 117:10:23W	See the credits? Produced by (three names) Based on their story. ?! __________________ ~micah

10-07-2003, 02:07 PM	#10 (permalink)
manalone Once upon a time...	wow. harsh... nice vid __________________ -- Man Alone ======= Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary.

10-07-2003, 09:38 AM	#2 (permalink)
Arc101 Addict Location: Nottingham, England	Ok that is going a bit too far to get revenge, but it is a bloody good way to freak an ex out.

10-07-2003, 09:42 AM	#3 (permalink)
asshopo Insane Location: Michigan	hahahahha, thats awesome!!! I know someone who would definatly that far to get back at someone.

10-07-2003, 09:45 AM	#5 (permalink)
Lunchbox7 Addict	That is heaps funny. I have to adimt i have considered it

10-07-2003, 01:43 PM	#8 (permalink)
Mitzkrieg Insane	omg, that's f'n hilarious

10-07-2003, 02:05 PM	#9 (permalink)
Nikilidstrom Stick it in your five hole! Location: Michigan, USA	I prefer the old "fuck the sister" route, but in the absence of a sister, this would due just fine. If only she had been able to witness the actual banging, it would have made it all the sweeter. Not to mention that is the ultimate comeback: person 1: "You are an arrogant asshole!" person 2: "I fucked your mom." person 1: ".........................." person 1: "I had sex with everyone of your friends!" person 2: "I fucked your mom." person 1: "........................." see, there is just no answer to that.

10-07-2003, 02:34 PM	#12 (permalink)
Dibbler Psycho Location: Initech, Iowa	Totally predictable ending but I loved it...

10-07-2003, 05:53 PM	#13 (permalink)
Esoteric Tired Location: Florida	Rofl, nice vid. __________________ From a head full of pressure rests the senses that I clutch Made a date with Divinity, but she wouldn't let me fuck I got touched by a hazy shaded, God help me change Caught a rush on the floor from the life in my veins

10-07-2003, 06:39 PM	#14 (permalink)
SaltPork Everything's better with bacon Location: In your local grocer's freezer.	that...was...awesome! __________________ It was like that when I got here....I swear.

10-07-2003, 07:51 PM	#16 (permalink)
sadistikdreams lonely rolling star Location: Seattle.	HI-FUCK'N-LARIOUS __________________ "Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials." -Lin Yutang hearts, by d.a.

10-07-2003, 08:54 PM	#17 (permalink)
Glad-I-Ate-Her Junkie Location: 1 mile from Ground Zero	Loved it! Ahhh, sweet revenge. Especially if the mom is a MILF!! Glad __________________ I'm "Glad I Ate Her" because the payback was worth it!!

10-08-2003, 12:46 PM	#18 (permalink)
ufgator35 Upright	That is hilarious.

10-08-2003, 01:50 PM	#21 (permalink)
Cynthetiq Tilted Cat Head Administrator Location: Manhattan, NY	damn.. that was good __________________ I don't care if you are black, white, purple, green, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, hippie, cop, bum, admin, user, English, Irish, French, Catholic, Protestant, Jewish, Buddhist, Muslim, indian, cowboy, tall, short, fat, skinny, emo, punk, mod, rocker, straight, gay, lesbian, jock, nerd, geek, Democrat, Republican, Libertarian, Independent, driver, pedestrian, or bicyclist, either you're an asshole or you're not. What's the best nation in the world? DO-NATION!

10-08-2003, 02:47 PM	#23 (permalink)
Silvy paranoid Location: The Netherlands	Man that was very.... uuuhhhmm... refreshing! Thanks! __________________ "Do not kill. Do not rape. Do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace. " - Murphy MacManus (Boondock Saints)

10-09-2003, 10:00 AM	#24 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	Hehehe.. MAn thats hillarious! __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

10-08-2003, 12:56 PM	#19 (permalink)
twotimesadingo Psycho Location: that place with the thing	Funniest thing I've seen today... Great find! __________________ I'll be the one to protect you from your enemies and all your demons. I'll be the one to protect you from a will to survive and voice of reason. I'll be the one to protect you from your enemies and your choices, son. They're one and the same I must isolate you, isolate and save you from yourself." - A Perfect Circle

10-08-2003, 01:31 PM	#20 (permalink)
vector_1979 Insane Location: In a Caddy Shack	Takes some couragous acting to kiss an older woman like that! __________________ ------------------------------------------------ Tip: Never do your shoe lace up in a revolving door

10-08-2003, 02:13 PM	#22 (permalink)
Moreland Tilted Location: United Kingdom	That was really entertaining, quite evil too Bring on sequels I say.

10-09-2003, 09:06 PM	#25 (permalink)
savethenaugs Upright Location: Az. Center of nothing.	Nomad, that made my day. __________________ "You're not allowed to rent here anymore!" -- Randall

10-10-2003, 08:46 AM	#26 (permalink)
G5_Todd Junkie Location: Reichstag	lol is it a shock that ur mother wants to FUUUUUCK and when he fists the mail box LOL __________________ "....and when you men get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a pussy." -General Franks

10-10-2003, 01:22 PM	#27 (permalink)
tekaweni It wasnt me Location: Scotland	Bit too harsh for me. I like the bit of the ole revenge but I'd not go that far. Fuck her sister maybe, but her mom? __________________ If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten

10-10-2003, 02:40 PM	#28 (permalink)
Ashton PORNHOUND Location: California	That was pretty weird........ Nice house though.

10-10-2003, 05:35 PM	#29 (permalink)
jerseyboy Insane	Dude, the mother wasnt even a MILF. That kiss was icky.

11-13-2003, 02:59 PM	#30 (permalink)
SofaKing Tilted	MUST.... STOP.....LAUGHING. God, when he acted it out in front of his ex's door it was just too much.

11-13-2003, 03:17 PM	#31 (permalink)
Macheath Junkie Location: Sydney, Australia	I works because he was just so damn smooth and relaxed about everything. Everything he did after than swig of beer was totally cool and calculated. Funny stuff.

11-13-2003, 08:42 PM	#32 (permalink)
Kaos Ssssssssss Location: Ontario	Awesome... Humps Mailbox "This is your Mom" I like it when he starts eating off her plate after she storms off. He's just so non-chalant about it.

11-13-2003, 11:09 PM	#34 (permalink)
teflonian Appreciative Location: Paradise	"It makes things clearer, because you see now I know exactly what I have to do, I'm going to fuck your mom" "Your mom and I are going to have sex"

11-14-2003, 02:12 PM	#35 (permalink)
kerk9191 Upright Location: not standing still	Ha!!! Ex gfs are a gas.......

11-15-2003, 10:03 PM	#36 (permalink)
SirGoreaxe Tilted Location: Bremerton, WA	thats one way to make a girl regret droping you, daughter: "Morning mom, sleep well?" mom: "For all 4 hours, but it dosen't beat the 4 hours before." __________________ (;þ "You can't change what has happened, but you can make the best of it, and make better decisions from the past." (Unless there is a quick edit button.)

11-18-2003, 08:58 PM	#37 (permalink)
riptide4070 Addict Location: Boone, NC	I know I couldn't do that but, it is still fucking hilarious!!!!! __________________ "the greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was making the world believe he didn't exist" -Kevin Spacey 'The Usual Suspects'

11-18-2003, 09:25 PM	#38 (permalink)
KWSN green	that was just awesome.... ...somewhat implausible, but awesome.... __________________ Your arms are broken!

11-19-2003, 08:38 AM	#39 (permalink)
Elegant Holmes Crazy Location: "TX"	speechless.

11-19-2003, 09:13 AM	#40 (permalink)
itchy93 Tilted Location: Wandering North America	That was one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life. Holy crap. The bizarreness of the whole situation is, I think, what makes it so hilarious. Itchy93 __________________ That's just my opinion; I could be wrong.