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K-Wise

God thats so wrong on so many levels I'm ashamed to have a smirk. Should I be?

Asta!!

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It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys! - Asta!!

m5man

A pussy that bit back!

Phaenx

Still doesn't beat:

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Vilkata

Thanks, now I'm definitly going to hell

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LOL KEEKLES

Spartak

I thought it was gonna be a pic of the look on Roy's face after the Avs lost to the Wild

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Xiangsu

Thats horrible, yet hilarious at the same time. The first one was funny, but the Reeves one is just crossing the line lol.

Stiltzkin

This is very sad, Bones. You ought to weep for yourself, then immediately head on over to http://maddox.xmission.com/ and click on every single link.

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johnnymysto

Ha!! Love the Reeves pic - first time here too.

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Kewpie Dan

wow, so true to life. It's like I was there...

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tekaweni

Well if you play with cats youre gonna get scratched, right? Big cat = big scratch.

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wry1

Now you know why Roy's gay....

His momma' once told him, "Those pussies, they bite!"

He just misunderstood her....she was very prophetic, and saw this day coming from way in the past.

Macheath

Las Vegas offers us a perversion of what goes on in the rest of the world. And then the internet offers us a perversion of what goes on in Las Vegas. And the beat goes on....

pwned, people, pwned...

bundy

<center>And where are you now, now that I need you?
Tears on my pillow wherever you go
I'll cry me a river that leads to your ocean
You never see me fall apart

In the words of a broken heart
It's just emotion that's taken me over
Tied up in sorrow, lost in my soul
But if you don't come back
Come home to me, darling
You know that there'll be nobody left in this world to hold me tight
Nobody left in this world to kiss goodnight
Goodnight
Goodnight </center>


goodnight roy.
sleep tight.
don´t let the bed bugs bite.
if they do use dynamite.

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Miekle

I heard the tiger is going to jail for a hatecrime :P

(hope i'm not offending anyone with that joke, I have a few gay friends and they found it funny but that might only be cause they know me)

Ogre840

too soon...


and too soon... wait no... just the first one!

G5_Todd

damn i didnt want to goto hell...

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grumpyolddude

As a long suffering Detroiter, it felt good finally seeing the Tigers win one.

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Munku

LOOOOOL!!!

Batman976

I'm with Munku.

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bundy

Nobody gets too much heaven no more
It's much harder to come by
I'm waiting in line
Nobody gets too much love anymore
It's as high as a mountain
And harder to climb

Oh you and me Roy
Got a lot of love in store
And it flows through you
And it flows through me
And I love you so much more
Then my life... I can see beyond forever
Ev'rything we are will never die
Loving's such a beautiful thing
Oh you make my world... a summer day
Are you just a dream to fade away

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Ohayo!!!

bernadette

<img src="http://pix.darwenstheory.net/upload/cj_27226.gif">

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nash

No one on TFP has ever made me laugh out loud til now.

wackeyass

i shed a tear for him but then i pooped on it!

Loup

He's coming right for you!!!!

Edit: I never saaw bernadette pic as it was always rexed ... sorry for stealing any thunder.

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anleja

http://www.maddox.xmission.com is some seriously funny stuff. Thanks people for pointing me it its direction.

All the pictures on this thread are oh-so deliciously terrible.

laxman18

now i need to wash my soul off...

bernadette

no problem. my link must've died or the file removed. :P

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petergriffin24

wow that's some good stuff there

The Geek

Penn and Teller have always been the best anyway.