those marbles suck. they splash back on your ass and then you've just soaked your cheeks in dirty poo water.

I like the phantom poo. Think you've just dropped a load but when you look back into the bowl, nothing is there. Hmmmm.. :O

Lifes a laugh.
So is pooing.

THE PEEK-A-BOO POO

Now you see it, now you don't. This poo is playing games with you. Requires patience and muscle control.


THE SECOND WAVE POO

This poo happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realise you have to poo some more.

THE BRAIN HEMORRAHAGE THROUGH YOUR NOSE POO

Also known as "Pop a Vein in your Forehead Poo". You have to strain so much to get it out that you turn purple and practically have a stroke.

THE FLOATER

Characterised by its floatability, this poo has been known to resurface after many flushings.

THE RANGER

A poo which refuses to let go. It is usually necessary to engage in a rocking or bouncing motion, but quite often the only solution is to push it away with a small piece of toilet paper.

What do toilet paper and the Starship Enterprise have in common?


They both fly around uranus and knock of klingons.

Why do we stay in there so long? Well, when I read stuff I get caught up. Or I need to jack off or... maybe I'm just constipated. Also, the can is the best place in the world to think. It is the ultimate thinking spot. So... stuff.

:thumbsup:

I don't do any of those things on the toilet, besides be constipated. In that case I play Tetris on the crapper, but it doesn't happen too often.