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Kyp · 05-09-2003, 07:40 PM

I thought this was Jadzia's thread? :-P

The middle.

richeee · 05-09-2003, 08:09 PM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by richeee
[B]Just a joke, Kyp!

I guess you had to be there...

/QUOTE]

* JadziaDax never passes judgement... but you'd have to ask richeee.. it's his thread

maybe read every post from the beginnining...

You might be new to the entire TFP, so I will explain this to you. JadziaDax is really a psuedonome for a very famous person that only a few of us are privledged to know. Therefore, sometimes, She answers/sometimes She doesn't. Sometimes, it's Her tits, sometimes it isn't.
The main thing to remember- DO NOT Piss Her off! She does have ultimate power over ALL of us!!!

So quit staring, until SHE says it's ok!!

Seriously!

Kyp · 05-09-2003, 08:15 PM

I did read every post from the begining, but that was a couple days ago I think, and I can tend to forget things.

I've been lurking the TFP for quite some time, I just never posted. I've picked up the whole JadziaDax / Woship Goddess or die thing.

And I didn't really think I did anything to piss her off, I was just joking around a little bit.

And she already said I could stare!!!

richeee · 05-09-2003, 08:19 PM

I give up!

Jadz? I guess it will be awhile before I meet Moderator-patience status!
I now love and appreciate You and the rest even more!!!!

Kyp · 05-09-2003, 08:23 PM

Give up what? I'm seriously trying to figure out WTF you have been saying this entire time. You kept on commenting on my jokes like I was saying them seriously. I have no idea what you were trying to say, you weren't very clear at all, and on an internet board it can be hard to pick up on exactly what you're saying.

Sorry if I'm just being a moron but I don't get what you were trying here. I just haven't really slept very well in a while now, so maybe it is me that's not getting the clear signals, but whatever...

richeee · 05-09-2003, 08:32 PM

????
Jadz???
Moderator???
Me????

KWSN???

Someone???

MR. Wizard????????

JadziaDax · 05-09-2003, 08:41 PM

I'm lost...

But as long as you're staring...

Kyp · 05-09-2003, 08:43 PM

*shrug* I guess I just made an ass out of my self, I dunno.

Long as you have the avatars, I won't stop staring.

richeee · 05-11-2003, 07:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kyp
*shrug* I guess I just made an ass out of my self, I dunno.

Long as you have the avatars, I won't stop staring.

Kyp, you didn't make an ass of yourself- I was messing with you!

Sleep deprived people are fun to mess with!

Now go get some rest!

Kyp · 05-11-2003, 09:32 AM

Bah, everybody is always taking advantage of me =(

I've been trying to get some rest. It doesn't usually work out too well.

JadziaDax · 05-11-2003, 05:54 PM

maybe staying off the computer for a little while will help.

Hard to rest with a keyboard and monitor in front of you

oh, and my tits

Kyp · 05-11-2003, 05:58 PM

Yes, your tits can be very distracting when trying to sleep.

The keyboard and monitor just give me something to do while not being able to sleep. Otherwise I could just lay in bed and stare at my empty wall / ceiling for about 3 hours. I choose the computer.

Honestly, I would love to be able to find something better to do than sit here on my computer, but I'm not having much luck with that yet.

k, I'll add a question...

What kind of things do you do to pass your time with? (It's not a really hard question but it's still a question.)

richeee · 05-11-2003, 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kyp
Bah, everybody is always taking advantage of me =(

I've been trying to get some rest. It doesn't usually work out too well.

...maybe watch a movie? Maybe "Insomniac"?

"...you lookin' at the tits? You must be lookin' at the tits..."

JadziaDax · 05-12-2003, 02:13 PM

Kyp: nope, not a difficult question... but I do all sorts of things... this is one of them. I moderate the best forum board on the entire Internet

But I don't have a lot of free time to pass... so this is actually done during other events. Yes, I multi-task well.

KWSN · 05-12-2003, 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by richeee
????
Jadz???
Moderator???
Me????

KWSN???

Someone???

MR. Wizard????????

KWSN? huh?

wait.... what?

JadziaDax · 05-12-2003, 05:49 PM

KWSN: "No", again "No", and I guess you missed "No".

richeee · 05-12-2003, 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JadziaDax
...
You'll force me to cover my tits if you don't donate...

Jadz~ Is there a different level of "rewards" on the donor program?

Sort of like PBSor something?

JadziaDax · 05-13-2003, 02:47 AM

richeee: Only one way to find out, right?

richeee · 05-13-2003, 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JadziaDax
richeee: Only one way to find out, right?

I guess I'll take the bait... watch for my next donation (and reaction!) after the 15th of the month...

I would say "It better be worth it", but I already know TFP and The Jadzia Duo ARE worth it!
If you are reading this- then you know you agree----so donate now!

madsenj37 · 05-14-2003, 12:10 AM

There is not much asking going on. My question is why (not)?

XenuHubbard · 05-14-2003, 01:39 AM

I have a question!

Does these pants make my butt look big, or am I still a hunk-cocktail made from 3 parts Sex appeal and 1 part Cool?

JadziaDax · 05-14-2003, 02:34 AM

madsenj37: why ask why?

XenuHubbard: Yes, they do, and you keep thinking whatever it is that makes you happy

Fly · 05-14-2003, 07:08 AM

not really sure who the hell i'm asking this to cuz of so many diff people answering so.....

to whom it may concern....i was hit in the eye yesterday at work by a flying rock...it got the eyeball and it's pretty damn sore,so...any special type of eyedrops out there that have antibiotics in them?

no i didn't go the doc,but if it's sore tomorrow i will,so don't tell me top go to the doc.

eyedrops ?

JadziaDax · 05-14-2003, 07:28 AM

I'm not a doctor, so I won't give medical advice.

and I'm gonna tell you to GO TO A DOCTOR

Minx · 05-14-2003, 02:26 PM

Hey Jadzia....where did the term blow job originate? (I've always been curious and too lazy to go hunt for it!)

richeee · 05-14-2003, 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JadziaDax
I'm not a doctor, so I won't give medical advice.

and I'm gonna tell you to GO TO A DOCTOR

Flyman-
I second that- eye sight is too precious to take for granted. What are ('nt) you thinking?!?!?

Minx- hang on. Here comes JadziaDax with the answer....

Jadzia?...

XenuHubbard · 05-15-2003, 01:07 AM

Hey Jadz - When me and my girlfriend practise the lost art of Scrotum Inflation, do I need anything more than a scalpel, a straw and a bandaid?

JadziaDax · 05-16-2003, 03:29 AM

Minx: This term, blow job, now widespread in English-speaking countries, spread from the USA in the 1960s. A puzzling misnomer to many, to blow in this context is probably a euphemism for ejaculate, a usage occasionally recorded in the 1950s. This may itself be influenced by the there she blows of whaling cliche. An alternative and equally plausible derivation of blow job is from the black jazz musicians hip talk expression blow meaning play (an instrument). This term probably caught on in Britain and Australia simply because there was no well-known alternative in existence.

XenuHubbard: http://www.chaseunion.com/cat2/inflate.htm

Minx · 05-16-2003, 02:38 PM

Thanks Jadzia....hell this girl knows everything!

XenuHubbard · 05-16-2003, 09:28 PM

Jadz... You are my GURU. Thanks! Too much longer using a bicycle pump would have caused us to practice Scrotum Explosion.

And Jadz; another question. There's a small, chubby man dressed in latex, stalking me. Last night he followed me around Taipei city on in-line skates, waving a huge buttplug around. I think it might be George Soros. What the hell is going on?

JadziaDax · 05-17-2003, 03:34 AM

Minx: You're welcome

XenuHubbard: Lay off the meds.

uncle phil · 05-17-2003, 04:02 AM

here's a good one...where's marco polo? did his computer get sick like mine did? i miss him...

JadziaDax · 05-17-2003, 05:06 AM

uncle phil: unfortunately I'm not a mind reader (nor can I see into his house). But I can tell you that his last post was on May 7th, and the last time he viewed the forums was May 10th. Sometimes real life happens. All of us at one point or another may have to take a break from TFP (I know that sounds peculiar, but it's true). Have faith, he'll be back

manalone · 05-17-2003, 05:31 AM

JadziaDax, I would like to know:
Why do you come to tfp? and what brought you here in the first place? why do you come back?

Not that we don't appreciate you, but I am curious as to your motivations

JadziaDax · 05-17-2003, 08:22 AM

manalone:
What brought me here in the first place? An ex-boyfriend introduced me... sent me the link in a convo we were having and said "check this out."

Why do I come here now? Because it's a part of my life.

'nuff said

richeee · 05-17-2003, 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JadziaDax
manalone:
What brought me here in the first place? An ex-boyfriend introduced me... sent me the link in a convo we were having and said "check this out."

Why do I come here now? Because it's a part of my life.

'nuff said

at least WE have a reason to thank Jadz's ex...

(so does RRavin...!!)

Force 10 · 05-17-2003, 09:07 PM

How much longer until Teri gets her job?

orange monkeyee · 05-17-2003, 09:17 PM

Where do stupid people from?

richeee · 05-18-2003, 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by orange monkeyee
Where do stupid people from?

Where were you born?

JadziaDax · 05-18-2003, 04:45 PM

Ruprex: Teri who?

orange monkeyee: from the depths of hell, and we're constantly surrounded... and here comes one of them now...

richeee: who are you asking?

05-09-2003, 07:40 PM	#41 (permalink)
Kyp Insane Location: Oregon	I thought this was Jadzia's thread? :-P The middle. __________________ When life gives you lemons, sqeeze the juice into a squirt gun and shoot people in the eyes

05-09-2003, 08:09 PM	#42 (permalink)
richeee Go Packers! (sigh!) Location: The Lovely Emerald City	[QUOTE]Originally posted by richeee [B]Just a joke, Kyp! I guess you had to be there... /QUOTE] * JadziaDax never passes judgement... but you'd have to ask richeee.. it's his thread maybe read every post from the beginnining... You might be new to the entire TFP, so I will explain this to you. JadziaDax is really a psuedonome for a very famous person that only a few of us are privledged to know. Therefore, sometimes, She answers/sometimes She doesn't. Sometimes, it's Her tits, sometimes it isn't. The main thing to remember- DO NOT Piss Her off! She does have ultimate power over ALL of us!!! So quit staring, until SHE says it's ok!! Seriously! __________________ Pas le cri, le coeur de Minx! .... Where can I stare now?.........I did!!!What about You?

05-09-2003, 08:15 PM	#43 (permalink)
Kyp Insane Location: Oregon	I did read every post from the begining, but that was a couple days ago I think, and I can tend to forget things. I've been lurking the TFP for quite some time, I just never posted. I've picked up the whole JadziaDax / Woship Goddess or die thing. And I didn't really think I did anything to piss her off, I was just joking around a little bit. And she already said I could stare!!! __________________ When life gives you lemons, sqeeze the juice into a squirt gun and shoot people in the eyes

05-09-2003, 08:19 PM	#44 (permalink)
richeee Go Packers! (sigh!) Location: The Lovely Emerald City	I give up! Jadz? I guess it will be awhile before I meet Moderator-patience status! I now love and appreciate You and the rest even more!!!! __________________ Pas le cri, le coeur de Minx! .... Where can I stare now?.........I did!!!What about You?

05-09-2003, 08:23 PM	#45 (permalink)
Kyp Insane Location: Oregon	Give up what? I'm seriously trying to figure out WTF you have been saying this entire time. You kept on commenting on my jokes like I was saying them seriously. I have no idea what you were trying to say, you weren't very clear at all, and on an internet board it can be hard to pick up on exactly what you're saying. Sorry if I'm just being a moron but I don't get what you were trying here. I just haven't really slept very well in a while now, so maybe it is me that's not getting the clear signals, but whatever... __________________ When life gives you lemons, sqeeze the juice into a squirt gun and shoot people in the eyes

05-09-2003, 08:32 PM	#46 (permalink)
richeee Go Packers! (sigh!) Location: The Lovely Emerald City	???? Jadz??? Moderator??? Me???? KWSN??? Someone??? MR. Wizard???????? __________________ Pas le cri, le coeur de Minx! .... Where can I stare now?.........I did!!!What about You?

05-09-2003, 08:41 PM	#47 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	I'm lost... But as long as you're staring...

05-09-2003, 08:43 PM	#48 (permalink)
Kyp Insane Location: Oregon	shrug I guess I just made an ass out of my self, I dunno. Long as you have the avatars, I won't stop staring. __________________ When life gives you lemons, sqeeze the juice into a squirt gun and shoot people in the eyes

05-11-2003, 09:32 AM	#50 (permalink)
Kyp Insane Location: Oregon	Bah, everybody is always taking advantage of me =( I've been trying to get some rest. It doesn't usually work out too well. __________________ When life gives you lemons, sqeeze the juice into a squirt gun and shoot people in the eyes

05-11-2003, 05:54 PM	#51 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	maybe staying off the computer for a little while will help. Hard to rest with a keyboard and monitor in front of you oh, and my tits

05-11-2003, 05:58 PM	#52 (permalink)
Kyp Insane Location: Oregon	Yes, your tits can be very distracting when trying to sleep. The keyboard and monitor just give me something to do while not being able to sleep. Otherwise I could just lay in bed and stare at my empty wall / ceiling for about 3 hours. I choose the computer. Honestly, I would love to be able to find something better to do than sit here on my computer, but I'm not having much luck with that yet. k, I'll add a question... What kind of things do you do to pass your time with? (It's not a really hard question but it's still a question.) __________________ When life gives you lemons, sqeeze the juice into a squirt gun and shoot people in the eyes

05-12-2003, 02:13 PM	#54 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Kyp: nope, not a difficult question... but I do all sorts of things... this is one of them. I moderate the best forum board on the entire Internet But I don't have a lot of free time to pass... so this is actually done during other events. Yes, I multi-task well.

05-12-2003, 05:49 PM	#56 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	KWSN: "No", again "No", and I guess you missed "No".

05-13-2003, 02:47 AM	#58 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	richeee: Only one way to find out, right?

05-14-2003, 12:10 AM	#60 (permalink)
madsenj37 Still searching... Location: NorCal For Life	There is not much asking going on. My question is why (not)? __________________ "Only two things are certain: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not certain about the universe." -- Albert Einstein

05-14-2003, 01:39 AM	#61 (permalink)
XenuHubbard Cute and Cuddly Location: Teegeeack.	I have a question! Does these pants make my butt look big, or am I still a hunk-cocktail made from 3 parts Sex appeal and 1 part Cool? __________________ The above was written by a true prophet. Trust me. "What doesn't kill you, makes you bitter and paranoid". - SB2000

05-14-2003, 02:34 AM	#62 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	madsenj37: why ask why? XenuHubbard: Yes, they do, and you keep thinking whatever it is that makes you happy

05-14-2003, 07:08 AM	#63 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	not really sure who the hell i'm asking this to cuz of so many diff people answering so..... to whom it may concern....i was hit in the eye yesterday at work by a flying rock...it got the eyeball and it's pretty damn sore,so...any special type of eyedrops out there that have antibiotics in them? no i didn't go the doc,but if it's sore tomorrow i will,so don't tell me top go to the doc. eyedrops ? __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

05-14-2003, 07:28 AM	#64 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	I'm not a doctor, so I won't give medical advice. and I'm gonna tell you to GO TO A DOCTOR

05-14-2003, 02:26 PM	#65 (permalink)
Minx Junkie Location: Up yonder	Hey Jadzia....where did the term blow job originate? (I've always been curious and too lazy to go hunt for it!) __________________ You've been a naughty boy....go to my room!

05-15-2003, 01:07 AM	#67 (permalink)
XenuHubbard Cute and Cuddly Location: Teegeeack.	Hey Jadz - When me and my girlfriend practise the lost art of Scrotum Inflation, do I need anything more than a scalpel, a straw and a bandaid? __________________ The above was written by a true prophet. Trust me. "What doesn't kill you, makes you bitter and paranoid". - SB2000

05-16-2003, 03:29 AM	#68 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Minx: This term, blow job, now widespread in English-speaking countries, spread from the USA in the 1960s. A puzzling misnomer to many, to blow in this context is probably a euphemism for ejaculate, a usage occasionally recorded in the 1950s. This may itself be influenced by the there she blows of whaling cliche. An alternative and equally plausible derivation of blow job is from the black jazz musicians hip talk expression blow meaning play (an instrument). This term probably caught on in Britain and Australia simply because there was no well-known alternative in existence. XenuHubbard: http://www.chaseunion.com/cat2/inflate.htm

05-16-2003, 02:38 PM	#69 (permalink)
Minx Junkie Location: Up yonder	Thanks Jadzia....hell this girl knows everything! __________________ You've been a naughty boy....go to my room!

05-16-2003, 09:28 PM	#70 (permalink)
XenuHubbard Cute and Cuddly Location: Teegeeack.	Jadz... You are my GURU. Thanks! Too much longer using a bicycle pump would have caused us to practice Scrotum Explosion. And Jadz; another question. There's a small, chubby man dressed in latex, stalking me. Last night he followed me around Taipei city on in-line skates, waving a huge buttplug around. I think it might be George Soros. What the hell is going on? __________________ The above was written by a true prophet. Trust me. "What doesn't kill you, makes you bitter and paranoid". - SB2000

05-17-2003, 03:34 AM	#71 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Minx: You're welcome XenuHubbard: Lay off the meds.

05-17-2003, 04:02 AM	#72 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	here's a good one...where's marco polo? did his computer get sick like mine did? i miss him... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-17-2003, 05:06 AM	#73 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	uncle phil: unfortunately I'm not a mind reader (nor can I see into his house). But I can tell you that his last post was on May 7th, and the last time he viewed the forums was May 10th. Sometimes real life happens. All of us at one point or another may have to take a break from TFP (I know that sounds peculiar, but it's true). Have faith, he'll be back

05-17-2003, 05:31 AM	#74 (permalink)
manalone Once upon a time...	JadziaDax, I would like to know: Why do you come to tfp? and what brought you here in the first place? why do you come back? Not that we don't appreciate you, but I am curious as to your motivations __________________ -- Man Alone ======= Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary.

05-17-2003, 08:22 AM	#75 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	manalone: What brought me here in the first place? An ex-boyfriend introduced me... sent me the link in a convo we were having and said "check this out." Why do I come here now? Because it's a part of my life. 'nuff said

05-17-2003, 09:07 PM	#77 (permalink)
Force 10 Had to leave this awesome space	How much longer until Teri gets her job?

05-17-2003, 09:17 PM	#78 (permalink)
orange monkeyee Banned	Where do stupid people from?

05-18-2003, 04:45 PM	#80 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Ruprex: Teri who? orange monkeyee: from the depths of hell, and we're constantly surrounded... and here comes one of them now... richeee: who are you asking?