HAPPY BIRTHDAY BONES!
 

HAH! TRICKED YOU! NOT YOUR BIRTHDAY! :D
Please continue your bland life until February 18 when it's really your birthday! :D

Hail Citizen Bones!

February 18th is my mother's birthday.
This cannot be a coincidence.
-GH

Congratulations!!!

OH!......(Walks away slowly)

Asta!!

Hmmm, February 17th was my fathers' birthday.
Umm, cousin?!?

Hail Mother Bones!

This explains a great deal.

The Cubs, the cocaine, the dwarves, the fast cars and motorcycles all make more sense now. There are so many things that I wanted to tell you before you left but I just didn't know how. Now that you have finally resurfaced I can ask you if you meant all those terrible things you said. Did you?

I always loved you,
-GH

Happy day Bones!

Feb 18th, what an awful time of year to be born! It's freezing cold. There's ice and dirty snow all over. Your poor mother had to drag you around in that. Very depressing!

Much better to be born the end of March. Springtime! Sunshine! Followed by summer and vacations!

there's 50% off valentine candy that time of year...

...if you like candy. i don't, but that leaves more for everyone else.