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Pyrate · 10-01-2003, 05:49 AM

I was wondering if you could direct me to the Land of No Return.

Could you help me?

cchris · 10-01-2003, 06:51 AM

You have found it already.

Be glad you didn't take that left turn at Albuquerque.

Set up hot dog stand and enjoy the view.

There is no escape.

uncle phil · 10-01-2003, 06:58 AM

Point Of Know Return
Kansas

I heard the men saying something
The captains tell they pay you well
And they say they need sailing men to
Show the way, and leave today
Was it you that said, "How long, how long?"

They say the sea turns so dark that
You know it's time, you see the sign
They say the point demons guard is
An ocean grave, for all the brave,
Was it you that said, "How long, how long,
How long to the point of know return?"

Your father, he said he needs you
Your mother, she says she loves you
Your brothers, they echo your words:
"How far to the point of know return?"
"Well, how long?"

Today I found a message floating
In the sea from you to me
It said that when you could see it
You cried with fear, the Point was near
Was it you that said, "How long, how long
To the Point of Know Return?"

spectre · 10-01-2003, 10:25 AM

It's three miles east, next to the Steak 'n Shake.

Fly · 10-01-2003, 07:41 PM

stop.........roll one.......light up......go there.......you'll find it.......

i'll see you at noon and we'll have a wobbly pop.

Midlandmadman · 10-02-2003, 08:29 AM

I'm At the poit of no return , aaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnddddddddd,
for me there'll be no turning back!

yeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
for me there'll be no truning back!!!!!

Pyrate · 10-02-2003, 08:42 AM

Why, thankee kindly, all.

Would any of you fine gentlemen like to accompany me on my journey? Or at least walk with me until we break off into our own directions...I could use the conversation and company before I stroll into obscurity itself...

figgles · 10-02-2003, 10:27 PM

Well kind sir i may take you up on this fine offer. I am searching for the true meaning of life and would appreciate some company.
Shall we?

CSflim · 10-03-2003, 04:27 PM

i poop all over this thread.

10-01-2003, 05:49 AM	#1 (permalink)
Pyrate Psycho Location: London, CorBlimeyLand	Excuse me Sir/Ma'am... I was wondering if you could direct me to the Land of No Return. Could you help me? __________________ ?

10-01-2003, 06:51 AM	#2 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	You have found it already. Be glad you didn't take that left turn at Albuquerque. Set up hot dog stand and enjoy the view. There is no escape. __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

10-01-2003, 06:58 AM	#3 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	Point Of Know Return Kansas I heard the men saying something The captains tell they pay you well And they say they need sailing men to Show the way, and leave today Was it you that said, "How long, how long?" They say the sea turns so dark that You know it's time, you see the sign They say the point demons guard is An ocean grave, for all the brave, Was it you that said, "How long, how long, How long to the point of know return?" Your father, he said he needs you Your mother, she says she loves you Your brothers, they echo your words: "How far to the point of know return?" "Well, how long?" Today I found a message floating In the sea from you to me It said that when you could see it You cried with fear, the Point was near Was it you that said, "How long, how long To the Point of Know Return?" __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-01-2003, 10:25 AM	#4 (permalink)
spectre Junkie	It's three miles east, next to the Steak 'n Shake. __________________ "Fuck these chains No goddamn slave I will be different" ~ Machine Head

10-01-2003, 07:41 PM	#5 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	stop.........roll one.......light up......go there.......you'll find it....... i'll see you at noon and we'll have a wobbly pop. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

10-02-2003, 08:29 AM	#6 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	I'm At the poit of no return , aaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnddddddddd, for me there'll be no turning back! yeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh for me there'll be no truning back!!!!! __________________ Its good to be back.

10-02-2003, 08:42 AM	#7 (permalink)
Pyrate Psycho Location: London, CorBlimeyLand	Why, thankee kindly, all. Would any of you fine gentlemen like to accompany me on my journey? Or at least walk with me until we break off into our own directions...I could use the conversation and company before I stroll into obscurity itself... __________________ ?

10-02-2003, 10:27 PM	#8 (permalink)
figgles Upright	Well kind sir i may take you up on this fine offer. I am searching for the true meaning of life and would appreciate some company. Shall we?

10-03-2003, 04:27 PM	#9 (permalink)
CSflim Sky Piercer Location: Ireland	i poop all over this thread. __________________