Excuse me Sir/Ma'am...
 

I was wondering if you could direct me to the Land of No Return.

Could you help me?

You have found it already.

Be glad you didn't take that left turn at Albuquerque.

Set up hot dog stand and enjoy the view.

There is no escape.

Point Of Know Return
Kansas

I heard the men saying something
The captains tell they pay you well
And they say they need sailing men to
Show the way, and leave today
Was it you that said, "How long, how long?"

They say the sea turns so dark that
You know it's time, you see the sign
They say the point demons guard is
An ocean grave, for all the brave,
Was it you that said, "How long, how long,
How long to the point of know return?"

Your father, he said he needs you
Your mother, she says she loves you
Your brothers, they echo your words:
"How far to the point of know return?"
"Well, how long?"

Today I found a message floating
In the sea from you to me
It said that when you could see it
You cried with fear, the Point was near
Was it you that said, "How long, how long
To the Point of Know Return?"

It's three miles east, next to the Steak 'n Shake.

stop.........roll one.......light up......go there.......you'll find it.......

i'll see you at noon and we'll have a wobbly pop.

I'm At the poit of no return , aaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnddddddddd,
for me there'll be no turning back!

yeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
for me there'll be no truning back!!!!!

Why, thankee kindly, all.

Would any of you fine gentlemen like to accompany me on my journey? Or at least walk with me until we break off into our own directions...I could use the conversation and company before I stroll into obscurity itself...

Well kind sir i may take you up on this fine offer. I am searching for the true meaning of life and would appreciate some company.
Shall we?

i poop all over this thread.