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hahaha 09-29-2003 06:16 PM

The coolest animal...
 
Penguin, what do you think?

TerresqueÜ 09-29-2003 06:36 PM

Definitely the Cheat, I mean, "He looks like a cheese, or an anvil,...and those are two of the greatest things in nature--a cheese or anivl..."

Munku 09-29-2003 07:01 PM

Turkeys. By far.

bundy 09-29-2003 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TerresqueÜ
Definitely the Cheat, I mean, "He looks like a cheese, or an anvil,...and those are two of the greatest things in nature--a cheese or anivl..."
huh??
this is what came up when i googled for this strange animal, the Cheat...
http://www.vsp-poker.com/cheat.jpg

yes, this is indeed a wonderful creature.

however, i have to say that the coolest animal around must surely be the RAT.

i mean, check this guy out... he´s even got human slaves to help him inject his heroin...

http://www.all-creatures.org/saen/rat-01_small.jpg
he´s saying, c´mon bitch, hit me with the hammer and make my day so dreamy...

bobw 09-29-2003 07:08 PM

Duck-billed playtpus ?

blaze 09-29-2003 07:33 PM

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Come on, turtles that can walk on 2 legs equals cool.

But... if were talking about real animals...

<img src="http://images.allposters.com/images/33/018_3076.jpg"/>

Mel 09-29-2003 09:39 PM

A wolf :)

Stiltzkin 09-29-2003 10:49 PM

None of these animals can even step when it comes to Dolphins. Dolphins can take on any shark any day. They rule. Plus they're the cutest sea mammals.

:thumbsup:

laxative 09-29-2003 10:50 PM

wolverine! Watch "Red Dawn." It sucks.
<img src="http://www.a1furtraders.com/images/wolverine.jpg">
that one's dead.

Four Fingers 09-30-2003 12:42 AM

Annelid worms.

http://www.ivory.org/wwp/images/winter01-03-l.jpg

phred'sgay 09-30-2003 02:19 AM

teddy bears!

Vyxen 09-30-2003 03:24 AM

Puffins!

Penguins are a definite close second, though. =)

Fly 09-30-2003 03:37 AM

nothin' like a Canadian beaver

http://www.beavers-beavers.com/beaver.jpg

Loki 09-30-2003 03:44 AM

the peregrine falcon, without a doubt - (i'd say being able to fly at 320 kph is pretty bloody cool) :)

Sapper 09-30-2003 04:28 AM

My fav. is the pygmy goat. :D

Loup 09-30-2003 04:40 AM

Monkeys who ride dogs are the coolest
http://www.whiplashrides.com/images/whipred.jpg

Macheath 09-30-2003 06:49 AM

Hang on, I know that monkey, he's a damn narc.

Snoogans 09-30-2003 08:28 AM

The Badger is the worlds coolest animal..

http://www.cosmic.org.uk/leaguewildl...ges/badger.jpg


It eats everything, scares everyone and it would like nothing more than kicking your ass at least three times a day.

Giant Hamburger 09-30-2003 08:54 AM

Hail Animal Lovers!

Hyenas?
[img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0UADcApEYT!I6bpuARIwrysw!5pQrBXVyeRHTfH5CdcqELzl9qDnbBehe*Bo*coHPjPRfHzSMv!Y0LTIDRWB4AXweH13rBHS07XTMQS7zx96Tzt6CDGwJKnSClBcAcJQX/PR-JB273_Hyenas.jpg?dc=4675440981427509855[/img]
Maybe not, but you will not find a monkey riding one.

At least not like the monkey that's riding me right now.
-GH

twotimesadingo 09-30-2003 10:37 AM

I've got it on good authority that God loves Dingos best...

http://home.iprimus.com.au/readman/DingoAR4.jpg

Shpoop 09-30-2003 12:20 PM

any questions?

http://schmode.net/prairiedog004.jpg

Macheath 09-30-2003 12:57 PM

No, no, show's over. Everybody go home. Giant Hamburger has won...again.

Minx 09-30-2003 01:35 PM

Shpoop - that just made me laugh my ass off and smile big-time!

BUT, having said that....we all know the cutest animals of all time are....

http://www.samasati.com/images/dolphins.jpg

AND...my favorite animals of all time are.....

http://www.team-blankets.com/nfl/ima...midolphins.jpg

:D

pocon1 09-30-2003 02:18 PM

I love me a beaver. check out the tail on that thing. It sure could take on my stump.

Batman976 09-30-2003 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by blaze
But... if were talking about real animals...

<img src="http://images.allposters.com/images/33/018_3076.jpg"/>

AHHH! They're dogs..... AND THEY'RE PLAYING POKER!!!

m0rpheus 09-30-2003 03:23 PM

Re: The coolest animal...
 
Quote:

Originally posted by hahaha
Penguin, what do you think?
I totally agree man, gotta love the formally dressed bird :)

preluder 09-30-2003 05:09 PM

squirrels have got to be the coolest animal, they've got huge fluffy tails! and they like nuts.

splck 09-30-2003 07:53 PM

Humpback whales are cool...and big.
http://www.yoto98.noaa.gov/books/whales/humpback.jpg
http://animaldiversity.ummz.umich.ed...io/bnw_045.jpg

Beltruckus 09-30-2003 09:23 PM

Cheetahs. They are fast.

bundy 09-30-2003 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by splck
Humpback whales are cool...and big.
http://animaldiversity.ummz.umich.ed...io/bnw_045.jpg

i have to agree.
scratch my junkie rat idea... i´m jumping on splckys whale sized bandwagon.

bernadette 09-30-2003 10:14 PM

hello gibbon

<img src="http://www.xmission.com/~hoglezoo/images/gibbon.jpg">

bernadette 09-30-2003 10:18 PM

but then well... the whales are pretty cool and thah deeng-goh a'ite mah bay-bay.

love them all

bundy 09-30-2003 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bernadette
but then well... the whales are pretty cool and thah deeng-goh a'ite mah bay-bay.

love them all

oh god would someone just shoot Merryl Streep for that horrid Aussie accent.

i think that accent of hers was just truly terrible.

and it just made that quote (and thus the lindy chamberlain reference) a joke. i bet lindy isn´t laughing.

bernadette 09-30-2003 10:49 PM

oh man bundy. i was totally thinking of elaine from seinfeld. she said "the dingo ate my baby" the funniest way ever!

<small>i'm too stupid to know where the phrase originated from : (</small>

bundy 09-30-2003 11:32 PM

bernadette, it came from the Lindy Chamberlain mystery/story...

Lindy and her young family were camping out at Uluru (Ayres Rock), and in the middle of the night, her baby Azaria disappeared. and its corpse was never found.

Lindy had left her children in a tent alone for a little while, and when she returned, she saw a dingo taking something out of her tent... the record says that she called out, ¨a dingo took my baby!¨.

she claimed that a dingo took the baby.
since this is a fairly wild story, by any stretch of the imagination (dingos are dangerous, especially to children, but actually taking a baby is hard to believe), the blame was squarely placed on her.

she was unfairly condemned by the Aussie media... and she and her family were harassed by this media for years.

some reporters even made connections between the fact that they were Seventh Day Adventist and that the name Azaria meant, ´sacrifice in the desert´... sick, i know.

sicker yet is that someone recently bought the ripped and bloodied little jumpsuit that Azaria was wearing.

Lindy never showed too much emotion, and that was probably another reason as to her condemnation by the media.

Lindys husband Michael was also guilty in the eyes of the media (they used images of him smoking in quit smoking ads).

they were initially found not guilty in a coronial inquest, but a year later, Lindy was charged with the murder of her daughter, and Michael was charged with accessory.

they were both found guilty, and i think Lindy served 6 years in prison, i´m not sure. but after that time, they were eventually pardoned.

the way the media reacted was truly criminal. and the police handling of the case was laughable... they had to pay millions in compensation to the chamberlains at the end of it all.

wow, sorry that turned into a bit of a rant...

iktoweya 10-01-2003 12:23 AM

the sloth is by far the coolerest animal

http://www.vynsane.com/pictures/sloth.jpg

Macheath 10-01-2003 03:55 AM

bundy's right; I've never forgiven Meryl Streep for that. In almost every big hollywood movie since then and that episode of the Simpsons we have been subjected to that weird *noise* that is supposedly our accent.

bernadette 10-01-2003 10:27 AM

thanks for the story, bundy.

man, that's horrible.

sailor 10-01-2003 10:29 AM

Koalas. They get stoned on eucalyptus and sit in trees all day.

K-Wise 10-01-2003 01:58 PM

There are many animals I love....this is true

Sloths like baths
http://www.ogphoto.com/aviarios/NewsLetter/wetsloth.jpg
http://www.underseaphotovideo.com/im...loths_copy.jpg
http://www.rainforest-alliance.org/r...olfe-sloth.jpg
http://www.stanford.edu/~lucidboy/images/sloth.jpg
http://www.aopro.com/sloth.jpg
http://www.hcc.hawaii.edu/~pine/images/Sloth.jpg

Echidnas are always cool
http://www.savetheridge.org.au/images/echidna.jpg
http://www.condorcet.com.au/_oz/marsupials/echidna.jpg
http://www.fauna-rescue-qld.org.au/echidna.jpg
http://ww2.zoo.nsw.gov.au/zoo.net/pics/echidna-l.jpg

Nothin e'll make ya chuckle like an Orangutan
http://www.photo.net/photo/pcd0741/n...itting-8.3.jpg
http://www.columbia.edu/itc/barnard/.../orangutan.gif

They some bad mofo's too
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-...gutanbitch.jpg
http://www.chaltcore.republika.pl/orangutan.jpg
http://www.i-kaart.nl/cardimages/dieren/orangutan.jpg

You can't be messin wit no Marmoset either
http://www.szgdocent.org/pp/p-mscom3.jpg

WTF you say?!
http://www.monkeyslots.com/monkies/22.jpeg
http://www.bergen.org/Smithsonian/Ma...nkey/pygmy.gif
http://www.gpz.org/album/zoo-babies/.../Marmoset1.jpg
http://www.rockcreekexotics.com/imag...pics/MARM3.JPG

But the coolest animal my friends....Is none other than The Raccoon

http://www.olmstedpublicworks.com/pa...cs/raccoon.jpg

Yes there are plenty of cool animals out there...but lets face it....You'll never see a dolphin doin this

http://www.uploadit.org/files/011003-ki11whit3y.jpg

Asta!!


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