I present to you...BEARDS? - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Munku · 09-27-2003, 01:26 AM

Hail Bearded Citizens,

I present to you .. The World Beard Championships!

http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/

Batman976 · 09-27-2003, 01:37 AM

Hail Bearded Citizens? Are you trying to be like Giant Hamburger now? Pffft!

Munku · 09-27-2003, 01:39 AM

Im GiantMunkuBurger. Infidel. Don't you have a horde to attend to?

Batman976 · 09-27-2003, 02:11 AM

Oh shit! GMB, I didn't recognize you!

bundy · 09-27-2003, 07:03 PM

omg munky, this is hilarious.

what the fuck is going on here??

classics.
i´ll never shave again.

Munku · 09-27-2003, 08:31 PM

Umm Dunno. The first guy has got the three tier deal goin there.

QuasiMojo · 09-27-2003, 10:35 PM

That three tiered dude is a MASTER!

33rd degree hirstute MoFo in a land of the smooth operator, he stands out...directing traffic with the 6 points of his 'stache!!!!

Sion · 09-28-2003, 01:06 AM

I cant believe these guys werent in the championships

or at the very least, they deserve an Honorable Mention

AnUnkind · 09-28-2003, 07:33 PM

I bet those guys get ALL the chicks

rockogre · 09-29-2003, 08:18 AM

I feel so inadequate!

CyN1caL · 09-29-2003, 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bundy
omg munky, this is hilarious.

what the fuck is going on here??

classics.
i´ll never shave again.

I wonder how much gel or something it would take to get it to stay like that.

Spinach_Indeed · 09-29-2003, 03:44 PM

What about Blackbeard? Redbeard? Bluebeard?.....

I'm changing my Bioligical name to Greenbeard, methinks.

Esoteric · 09-29-2003, 07:09 PM

Some of the craziest beards I've ever seen.

pocon1 · 09-30-2003, 09:00 AM

[IMG]www.worldbeardchampionships.com/Categories/categories.htm[/IMG]

Which mustache should I get?

Shpoop · 09-30-2003, 12:27 PM

this is the one that im a fan of:

i bet that takes some time

bermuDa · 10-16-2003, 11:57 PM

total lameocity.... i present to you, Salvador Dali.

XenuHubbard · 10-17-2003, 03:33 AM

Dali doesn't have a beard in the picture. You cheater.

Astrocloud · 10-17-2003, 09:21 AM

I wanna start a beard club.

jujueye · 10-17-2003, 02:25 PM

How come I'm thinkin all of these beard guys are single? Huh? You dont think so? Did you see that many are part of Beard Clubs? What would you talk about at a Beard Club meeting?

Astrocloud · 10-17-2003, 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jujueye
What would you talk about at a Beard Club meeting?

You would talk about what the best beard cremes are and touch each others beards while talking about how soft and luxurious they are. Then perhaps every once in a while you'd go door to door to preach the gospel of Beardedness.

tekaweni · 10-18-2003, 02:11 AM

I find those beards totally intimidating - going to shave immediately

09-27-2003, 01:26 AM	#1 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	I present to you...BEARDS? Hail Bearded Citizens, I present to you .. The World Beard Championships! http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/

09-27-2003, 01:37 AM	#2 (permalink)
Batman976 is you wicked? Location: I live in a giant bucket.	Hail Bearded Citizens? Are you trying to be like Giant Hamburger now? Pffft! __________________ The following statement is true. The preceding statement was false.

09-27-2003, 02:11 AM	#4 (permalink)
Batman976 is you wicked? Location: I live in a giant bucket.	Oh shit! GMB, I didn't recognize you! __________________ The following statement is true. The preceding statement was false.

09-27-2003, 07:03 PM	#5 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	omg munky, this is hilarious. what the fuck is going on here?? classics. i´ll never shave again. __________________ Ohayo!!!

09-27-2003, 10:35 PM	#7 (permalink)
QuasiMojo King Knave Location: Lancaster	That three tiered dude is a MASTER! 33rd degree hirstute MoFo in a land of the smooth operator, he stands out...directing traffic with the 6 points of his 'stache!!!! __________________ AzAbOv ZoBeLoE

09-27-2003, 01:39 AM	#3 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	Im GiantMunkuBurger. Infidel. Don't you have a horde to attend to?

09-27-2003, 08:31 PM	#6 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	Umm Dunno. The first guy has got the three tier deal goin there.

09-28-2003, 01:06 AM	#8 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	I cant believe these guys werent in the championships or at the very least, they deserve an Honorable Mention __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

09-28-2003, 07:33 PM	#9 (permalink)
AnUnkind Crazy Location: INCONUS	I bet those guys get ALL the chicks __________________ yeah, you SHOULD feel stupid....

09-29-2003, 08:18 AM	#10 (permalink)
rockogre I aim to misbehave! Location: SW Oklahoma	I feel so inadequate! __________________ Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American G. I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom

09-29-2003, 03:44 PM	#12 (permalink)
Spinach_Indeed Banned? Location: Artic Tundra	What about Blackbeard? Redbeard? Bluebeard?..... I'm changing my Bioligical name to Greenbeard, methinks. __________________ Spinach in Need is Spinach Indeed

09-29-2003, 07:09 PM	#13 (permalink)
Esoteric Tired Location: Florida	Some of the craziest beards I've ever seen. __________________ From a head full of pressure rests the senses that I clutch Made a date with Divinity, but she wouldn't let me fuck I got touched by a hazy shaded, God help me change Caught a rush on the floor from the life in my veins

09-30-2003, 09:00 AM	#14 (permalink)
pocon1 Banned	[IMG]www.worldbeardchampionships.com/Categories/categories.htm[/IMG] Which mustache should I get?

09-30-2003, 12:27 PM	#15 (permalink)
Shpoop Curious Location: NJ (but just for college)	this is the one that im a fan of: i bet that takes some time

10-16-2003, 11:57 PM	#16 (permalink)
bermuDa don't ignore this--> Location: CA	total lameocity.... i present to you, Salvador Dali. __________________ I am the very model of a moderator gentleman.

10-17-2003, 03:33 AM	#17 (permalink)
XenuHubbard Cute and Cuddly Location: Teegeeack.	Dali doesn't have a beard in the picture. You cheater. __________________ The above was written by a true prophet. Trust me. "What doesn't kill you, makes you bitter and paranoid". - SB2000

10-17-2003, 09:21 AM	#18 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	I wanna start a beard club.

10-17-2003, 02:25 PM	#19 (permalink)
jujueye alpaca lunch for the trip Location: in my computer	How come I'm thinkin all of these beard guys are single? Huh? You dont think so? Did you see that many are part of Beard Clubs? What would you talk about at a Beard Club meeting?

10-18-2003, 02:11 AM	#21 (permalink)
tekaweni It wasnt me Location: Scotland	I find those beards totally intimidating - going to shave immediately __________________ If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten