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~springrain · 01-16-2004, 05:29 AM

big toe, drag him across the floor and dip his face in some

Giant Hamburger · 01-16-2004, 07:40 AM

homemade guacamole that I had prepared for the in-laws. Something always goes wrong

onionmon · 01-16-2004, 12:01 PM

when you cook at home! The guacamole caught on fire and caused the

bltzkriegmcanon · 01-16-2004, 12:23 PM

taco dip to fail. what happened next was beyond belief, only a few

paddyjoe · 01-16-2004, 01:34 PM

of Giant Hamburger's uncles were still around, so they both quickly unzipped their

Fly · 01-16-2004, 02:10 PM

wine skins,and took a massive pull of scotch,while hiding it from....

onionmon · 01-16-2004, 03:03 PM

Moolag! I'm referring back to original characters! Can you believe it? Anyways, the

bundy · 01-16-2004, 03:52 PM

salad bar had been devoured and the gallic truffle fossicking pigs had moved onto the

Astrocloud · 01-17-2004, 12:38 PM

airport which had been built by some highly intelligent ants. The queen ant

bundy · 01-17-2004, 07:59 PM

thought she´d do a striptease for the drones, but they just laughed. Irate,

onionmon · 01-18-2004, 02:25 AM

you rate, its all the same! Ants can't dance worth crap! But bundy's

bundy · 01-18-2004, 02:42 AM

luck was in, Cameron Diaz decided that she wanted to resume their love affair

Astrocloud · 01-19-2004, 08:42 AM

with Prince Charles. Unfortunately Bundy's ass was still sore from the last time

paddyjoe · 01-19-2004, 10:28 AM

flyman visited. "Hmmm, what can I do", wondered bundy. "Maybe I can call

Astrocloud · 01-19-2004, 10:59 AM

Prince Charles and see if his wee wee is still wee." Meanwhile, blood

torgone · 01-19-2004, 06:56 PM

hounds were hot on the trail of Moolag, the notorious purveyor of used

bundy · 01-20-2004, 05:49 PM

mountain dew bottles. MOolag knew where to go to find the best erotic massages

01-20-2004, 05:57 PM

in the heart of Compton. He rushed down as fast as he could

Fly · 01-20-2004, 10:18 PM

to OshnSoul's place for a deliteful foot massage, while eating grapes, freshly plucked....

paddyjoe · 01-21-2004, 04:35 AM

from the dumpster behind the 7-11. Moolag then admitted to OshnSoul that bundy

Astrocloud · 01-21-2004, 10:07 AM

would sometimes engorge on human brains. This did not effect his intelligence, yet.

Fly · 01-21-2004, 10:34 PM

,he still seemed to not give a flying fuck towards the whereabouts of...

Astrocloud · 01-22-2004, 10:26 AM

the amazing Bong. Flyman cared though. He cared enough to pick up a

01-22-2004, 03:14 PM

oz. and call all his friends. Soon, the winds began to change and

Scipio · 01-22-2004, 03:27 PM

Moolag realized that it was time for some killin'. Then it really started

Chingal0 · 01-23-2004, 01:38 AM

to rain men. Halileuja it's raining men, amen. The story ended and a

asterjolly · 01-23-2004, 01:48 AM

blue-eyed panda appeared to take down the set. After coffee with friends, he

bundy · 01-23-2004, 02:01 AM

whipped out his old fella and wanked it furiously until his friends left

01-24-2004, 08:54 PM

drenched in you-know-what. Needless to say, they never spoke again and

macmanmike6100 · 01-24-2004, 09:19 PM

we return to old Moolag, who could not find the key to his

Astrocloud · 01-25-2004, 12:41 PM

chastity belt. Long red hair and a matching red landing strip were what

bundy · 01-25-2004, 06:48 PM

(since when did my twin sister MOolag become a bloke??)

anyway...

MOolag's new lover, Fremen, was interested in. So MoOlag bought some dye and started

Astrocloud · 01-29-2004, 07:12 PM

violating the 13 word rule which annoyed Munku. "Stop that!" Munku's stern

Chingal0 · 01-30-2004, 03:01 AM

ass shouted. "How dare you bring your insubordination in my courtroom!" "Eat a

paddyjoe · 01-30-2004, 04:33 AM

bowl of Cheerios, chill a bit, then lick my bailiff's butt!" "Maybe then....

bundy · 01-30-2004, 07:34 PM

you can start to forget about certain people using more than the 13 word...

torgone · 01-30-2004, 08:11 PM

limit, which kind of cheapens the game. But if we all pull together,

Astrocloud · 01-30-2004, 08:39 PM

then we shall not pull apart." Munku smiled and all was good. Beatniks

bundy · 01-30-2004, 09:02 PM

often pulled together. A little known fact is that Beatniks actually invented 'Soggy

Astrocloud · 02-03-2004, 05:56 PM

Cereal' when they left the milk in the cereal too long. Dinosaurs invented

01-16-2004, 12:01 PM	#683 (permalink)
onionmon Upright Location: Bunn Ogg West. visit me	when you cook at home! The guacamole caught on fire and caused the __________________ Simmons! I want you to poison Grif's next meal! Yes sir! I'm Dutch-Irish... ...I'm from Iowa!

01-16-2004, 12:23 PM	#684 (permalink)
bltzkriegmcanon Holy Knight of The Alliance Location: Stormwind, The Eastern Kingdoms, Azeroth	taco dip to fail. what happened next was beyond belief, only a few __________________ What do you say to one last showdown? - Ocelot, Metal Gear Solid 3 The password is "Who are the Patriots?" and "La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo." "La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo." Gotcha. - The Colonel and Snake, Metal Gear Solid 3

01-16-2004, 02:10 PM	#686 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	wine skins,and took a massive pull of scotch,while hiding it from.... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

01-16-2004, 03:03 PM	#687 (permalink)
onionmon Upright Location: Bunn Ogg West. visit me	Moolag! I'm referring back to original characters! Can you believe it? Anyways, the __________________ Simmons! I want you to poison Grif's next meal! Yes sir! I'm Dutch-Irish... ...I'm from Iowa!

01-16-2004, 03:52 PM	#688 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	salad bar had been devoured and the gallic truffle fossicking pigs had moved onto the __________________ Ohayo!!!

01-16-2004, 05:29 AM	#681 (permalink)
~springrain Banned Location: central USA	big toe, drag him across the floor and dip his face in some

01-16-2004, 07:40 AM	#682 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	homemade guacamole that I had prepared for the in-laws. Something always goes wrong

01-16-2004, 01:34 PM	#685 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	of Giant Hamburger's uncles were still around, so they both quickly unzipped their

01-17-2004, 12:38 PM	#689 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	airport which had been built by some highly intelligent ants. The queen ant

01-17-2004, 07:59 PM	#690 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	thought she´d do a striptease for the drones, but they just laughed. Irate, __________________ Ohayo!!!

01-18-2004, 02:25 AM	#691 (permalink)
onionmon Upright Location: Bunn Ogg West. visit me	you rate, its all the same! Ants can't dance worth crap! But bundy's __________________ Simmons! I want you to poison Grif's next meal! Yes sir! I'm Dutch-Irish... ...I'm from Iowa!

01-18-2004, 02:42 AM	#692 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	luck was in, Cameron Diaz decided that she wanted to resume their love affair __________________ Ohayo!!!

01-19-2004, 08:42 AM	#693 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	with Prince Charles. Unfortunately Bundy's ass was still sore from the last time

01-19-2004, 10:28 AM	#694 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	flyman visited. "Hmmm, what can I do", wondered bundy. "Maybe I can call

01-19-2004, 10:59 AM	#695 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	Prince Charles and see if his wee wee is still wee." Meanwhile, blood

01-19-2004, 06:56 PM	#696 (permalink)
torgone What's beyond psycho? Location: Still out there	hounds were hot on the trail of Moolag, the notorious purveyor of used __________________ "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." Groucho Marx

01-20-2004, 05:49 PM	#697 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	mountain dew bottles. MOolag knew where to go to find the best erotic massages __________________ Ohayo!!!

01-20-2004, 05:57 PM	#698 (permalink)
:::OshnSoul::: Guest	in the heart of Compton. He rushed down as fast as he could

01-20-2004, 10:18 PM	#699 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	to OshnSoul's place for a deliteful foot massage, while eating grapes, freshly plucked.... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

01-21-2004, 04:35 AM	#700 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	from the dumpster behind the 7-11. Moolag then admitted to OshnSoul that bundy

01-21-2004, 10:07 AM	#701 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	would sometimes engorge on human brains. This did not effect his intelligence, yet.

01-21-2004, 10:34 PM	#702 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	,he still seemed to not give a flying fuck towards the whereabouts of... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

01-22-2004, 10:26 AM	#703 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	the amazing Bong. Flyman cared though. He cared enough to pick up a

01-22-2004, 03:14 PM	#704 (permalink)
:::OshnSoul::: Guest	oz. and call all his friends. Soon, the winds began to change and

01-22-2004, 03:27 PM	#705 (permalink)
Scipio Mencken Location: College	Moolag realized that it was time for some killin'. Then it really started __________________ "Erections lasting more than 4 hours, though rare, require immediate medical attention."

01-23-2004, 01:38 AM	#706 (permalink)
Chingal0 Something like that.. Location: Oreygun.	to rain men. Halileuja it's raining men, amen. The story ended and a __________________ "Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

01-23-2004, 01:48 AM	#707 (permalink)
asterjolly Upright Location: seattle	blue-eyed panda appeared to take down the set. After coffee with friends, he

01-23-2004, 02:01 AM	#708 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	whipped out his old fella and wanked it furiously until his friends left __________________ Ohayo!!!

01-24-2004, 08:54 PM	#709 (permalink)
:::OshnSoul::: Guest	drenched in you-know-what. Needless to say, they never spoke again and

01-24-2004, 09:19 PM	#710 (permalink)
macmanmike6100 High Honorary Junkie Location: Tri-state.	we return to old Moolag, who could not find the key to his

01-25-2004, 12:41 PM	#711 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	chastity belt. Long red hair and a matching red landing strip were what

01-25-2004, 06:48 PM	#712 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	(since when did my twin sister MOolag become a bloke??) anyway... MOolag's new lover, Fremen, was interested in. So MoOlag bought some dye and started __________________ Ohayo!!!

01-29-2004, 07:12 PM	#713 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	violating the 13 word rule which annoyed Munku. "Stop that!" Munku's stern

01-30-2004, 03:01 AM	#714 (permalink)
Chingal0 Something like that.. Location: Oreygun.	ass shouted. "How dare you bring your insubordination in my courtroom!" "Eat a __________________ "Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

01-30-2004, 04:33 AM	#715 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	bowl of Cheerios, chill a bit, then lick my bailiff's butt!" "Maybe then....