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empu · 12-02-2003, 01:33 AM

wannabes lined up in hope of catching a glimpse of that famous DeVito

torgone · 12-02-2003, 08:06 AM

butt crack, but it was too close to the ground so they left.

paddyjoe · 12-02-2003, 09:42 AM

In the meantime, torgone and Fremen were thinking about turning gay, but Astrocloud

Fremen · 12-02-2003, 04:28 PM

strapped on a 14-incher and drove those thoughts right out of our minds,

Chingal0 · 12-14-2003, 01:27 PM

but didn't relieve the fact that this thread was on the 3rd page!

paddyjoe · 12-17-2003, 04:52 AM

"What else can I do", moaned Astrocloud. "I've straightened out my pals, but

torgone · 12-17-2003, 03:21 PM

it takes mental fortitude and a certain amount of joie de vivre to

paddyjoe · 12-17-2003, 06:14 PM

have my way with those other two dorks, flyman and bundy." "Maybe if

bundy · 12-17-2003, 11:40 PM

i cover my body in chocolate body paint, then roll in dog shit

torgone · 12-18-2003, 11:17 AM

I'll smell better. Aw, screw it. Let's get lunch. I feel like eating

Chingal0 · 12-18-2003, 07:06 PM

scrot today" said Astrocloud. "No no no!" Proclaimed paddyjoe, scrot is bad for

paddyjoe · 12-18-2003, 07:21 PM

your manly image. Besides, it could cause acne and male pattern baldness. Instead,

Fly · 12-18-2003, 08:52 PM

lets all feast on the succulent love flower....the vagina.When it opens....

bundy · 12-18-2003, 11:38 PM

and that delightful, pungent aroma meets your nostrils, you just gotta do the

paddyjoe · 12-19-2003, 04:25 AM

dishes. "It's how I get these wretched curs to do my bidding, cackled

Chingal0 · 12-23-2003, 11:32 PM

Jesus, as he slashed at the souls of ENRON exec's in hell with

Astrocloud · 12-24-2003, 08:33 AM

his razor sharp dildo.

"Normally the nuns do this sort of work."

A

paddyjoe · 12-24-2003, 10:47 AM

little cross training never hurts in situations like this though. Meanwhile, Santa Claus

Astrocloud · 12-24-2003, 11:19 PM

ate a tourist and in other news... Saint splck proved that he could

paddyjoe · 12-25-2003, 05:53 AM

lick peanut butter off his elbow. "This skill will certainly come in handy

Fly · 12-25-2003, 06:00 AM

when his head is down,ass is up,and barking like a dog...

Astrocloud · 12-25-2003, 09:12 PM

" said Jesus who was now ass up and barking... None of this bothered

paddyjoe · 12-26-2003, 04:27 AM

flyman, who was pre-occupied with his new Barbie collection. "Gosh", flyman gushed, "I

torgone · 12-26-2003, 08:32 PM

always thought those shoes looked slutty, but on Barbie, well, I don't know . . .

slimshaydee · 12-28-2003, 08:09 PM

Anywho, back at the secret society for big boobie bubble butt boner-making broads,

Chingal0 · 12-29-2003, 01:49 AM

who sell seashells by the seashore and create cannibalistic carcases daily. "Prostate suicide

slimshaydee · 12-29-2003, 07:40 AM

is bad for the prostate, because prostate's provide pleasure for guy who like

Fly · 12-29-2003, 07:43 AM

paddyjoe,.....can't seem to get enough glandular enjoyment out of the backside of...

paddyjoe · 01-01-2004, 06:42 AM

the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders, many of whom beg to be bent over his

Fly · 01-01-2004, 08:14 AM

pal flymans lap and spanked til thier butt cheeks turn bright red.Then

Chingal0 · 01-05-2004, 12:04 PM

Godzilla approached from the southeast, rhyming to the background music of kenny g.

01-05-2004, 12:40 PM

everyone keeled over at the sound of Kenny G. so Godzilla stomped through

Chingal0 · 01-14-2004, 12:17 PM

Kenny G's face, and ended the sorrows of many. Meanwhile, something else happened

paddyjoe · 01-14-2004, 03:48 PM

deep inside Fremen's pants. The combination lock he used for his tiny, shriveled

Fly · 01-14-2004, 04:43 PM

pac man lunchbox from gradeschool,had somehow locked itself over fremen's tiny,shriveled

Astrocloud · 01-15-2004, 07:16 PM

parasitic twin named Moolag. She was dead but wearing flannel sleeper jammies. Ass

01-15-2004, 10:07 PM

monkeys jumped down from the trees. They were acting like they were on.....

onionmon · 01-15-2004, 10:37 PM

yellow snow. I just read like fifteen pages of this crap, anyways, Moolag

herostar · 01-15-2004, 11:47 PM

jumped from a tree, then spat on the yellow snow, when he saw

paddyjoe · 01-16-2004, 04:35 AM

onionmon making fun of HER life story. She decided to grab him by

12-02-2003, 08:06 AM	#642 (permalink)
torgone What's beyond psycho? Location: Still out there	butt crack, but it was too close to the ground so they left. __________________ "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." Groucho Marx

12-02-2003, 04:28 PM	#644 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	strapped on a 14-incher and drove those thoughts right out of our minds, __________________ Google

12-14-2003, 01:27 PM	#645 (permalink)
Chingal0 Something like that.. Location: Oreygun.	but didn't relieve the fact that this thread was on the 3rd page! __________________ "Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

12-17-2003, 03:21 PM	#647 (permalink)
torgone What's beyond psycho? Location: Still out there	it takes mental fortitude and a certain amount of joie de vivre to __________________ "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." Groucho Marx

12-17-2003, 11:40 PM	#649 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	i cover my body in chocolate body paint, then roll in dog shit __________________ Ohayo!!!

12-02-2003, 01:33 AM	#641 (permalink)
empu Crazy	wannabes lined up in hope of catching a glimpse of that famous DeVito

12-02-2003, 09:42 AM	#643 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	In the meantime, torgone and Fremen were thinking about turning gay, but Astrocloud

12-17-2003, 04:52 AM	#646 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	"What else can I do", moaned Astrocloud. "I've straightened out my pals, but

12-17-2003, 06:14 PM	#648 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	have my way with those other two dorks, flyman and bundy." "Maybe if

12-18-2003, 11:17 AM	#650 (permalink)
torgone What's beyond psycho? Location: Still out there	I'll smell better. Aw, screw it. Let's get lunch. I feel like eating __________________ "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." Groucho Marx

12-18-2003, 07:06 PM	#651 (permalink)
Chingal0 Something like that.. Location: Oreygun.	scrot today" said Astrocloud. "No no no!" Proclaimed paddyjoe, scrot is bad for __________________ "Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

12-18-2003, 07:21 PM	#652 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	your manly image. Besides, it could cause acne and male pattern baldness. Instead,

12-18-2003, 08:52 PM	#653 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	lets all feast on the succulent love flower....the vagina.When it opens.... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

12-18-2003, 11:38 PM	#654 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	and that delightful, pungent aroma meets your nostrils, you just gotta do the __________________ Ohayo!!!

12-19-2003, 04:25 AM	#655 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	dishes. "It's how I get these wretched curs to do my bidding, cackled

12-23-2003, 11:32 PM	#656 (permalink)
Chingal0 Something like that.. Location: Oreygun.	Jesus, as he slashed at the souls of ENRON exec's in hell with __________________ "Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

12-24-2003, 08:33 AM	#657 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	his razor sharp dildo. "Normally the nuns do this sort of work." A

12-24-2003, 10:47 AM	#658 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	little cross training never hurts in situations like this though. Meanwhile, Santa Claus

12-24-2003, 11:19 PM	#659 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	ate a tourist and in other news... Saint splck proved that he could

12-25-2003, 05:53 AM	#660 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	lick peanut butter off his elbow. "This skill will certainly come in handy

12-25-2003, 06:00 AM	#661 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	when his head is down,ass is up,and barking like a dog... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

12-25-2003, 09:12 PM	#662 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	" said Jesus who was now ass up and barking... None of this bothered

12-26-2003, 04:27 AM	#663 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	flyman, who was pre-occupied with his new Barbie collection. "Gosh", flyman gushed, "I

12-26-2003, 08:32 PM	#664 (permalink)
torgone What's beyond psycho? Location: Still out there	always thought those shoes looked slutty, but on Barbie, well, I don't know . . . __________________ "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." Groucho Marx

12-28-2003, 08:09 PM	#665 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	Anywho, back at the secret society for big boobie bubble butt boner-making broads,

12-29-2003, 01:49 AM	#666 (permalink)
Chingal0 Something like that.. Location: Oreygun.	who sell seashells by the seashore and create cannibalistic carcases daily. "Prostate suicide __________________ "Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

12-29-2003, 07:40 AM	#667 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	is bad for the prostate, because prostate's provide pleasure for guy who like

12-29-2003, 07:43 AM	#668 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	paddyjoe,.....can't seem to get enough glandular enjoyment out of the backside of... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

01-01-2004, 06:42 AM	#669 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders, many of whom beg to be bent over his

01-01-2004, 08:14 AM	#670 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	pal flymans lap and spanked til thier butt cheeks turn bright red.Then __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

01-05-2004, 12:04 PM	#671 (permalink)
Chingal0 Something like that.. Location: Oreygun.	Godzilla approached from the southeast, rhyming to the background music of kenny g. __________________ "Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

01-05-2004, 12:40 PM	#672 (permalink)
:::OshnSoul::: Guest	everyone keeled over at the sound of Kenny G. so Godzilla stomped through

01-14-2004, 12:17 PM	#673 (permalink)
Chingal0 Something like that.. Location: Oreygun.	Kenny G's face, and ended the sorrows of many. Meanwhile, something else happened __________________ "Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

01-14-2004, 03:48 PM	#674 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	deep inside Fremen's pants. The combination lock he used for his tiny, shriveled

01-14-2004, 04:43 PM	#675 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	pac man lunchbox from gradeschool,had somehow locked itself over fremen's tiny,shriveled __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios