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Fremen · 10-23-2003, 12:37 AM

Chicago, since it was just sitting there, supporting Bones and his lazy-assed chimp

paddyjoe · 10-23-2003, 04:11 AM

Bubbles. "Oh man!" cried bundy, "I could have saved Chicago if only I

Fly · 10-23-2003, 05:29 AM

really gave a shit about the place." The virus moved to a town.....

Midlandmadman · 10-23-2003, 05:37 AM

that had a low crime rate and lots of parks for the children.

bundy · 10-23-2003, 05:41 AM

The virus took one look at all the Volvos parked on the streets

torgone · 10-23-2003, 08:02 AM

and started stealing all the hubcaps. "You can never have too many of

petergriffin24 · 10-23-2003, 09:33 AM

these pretty shiny ones." It turned and looked back towards the thing it

Astrocloud · 10-23-2003, 10:12 AM

left in the place of the stolen hubcaps. It was a really big

Chingal0 · 10-23-2003, 06:47 PM

strap-on dildo, flying at hypersonic speeds thru the clouds, leaving contrails of dildos

Fremen · 10-23-2003, 06:59 PM

that, if you looked closely, spelled out, "Bones got the monkey, monkey blues!".

Astrocloud · 10-23-2003, 07:52 PM

Regular dildos don't fly like that. This one was special, it had personality

bundy · 10-23-2003, 10:05 PM

and felt the real pain of rejection from its last owner, Astrocloud. This special

Astrocloud · 10-23-2003, 10:08 PM

Dildo also cursed like a motherfucker. "Bundy get me a fuckin' Beer, you

Chingal0 · 10-23-2003, 10:29 PM

cock slut whore fuck bitch marsupial-tits wannabee michael j. fox bastard cookiecutter winner

bundy · 10-23-2003, 10:37 PM

, who we all love!¨ screamed Munku from his solarium, where he spent most

paddyjoe · 10-24-2003, 03:48 AM

of his man-seed against the frosted glass, while cackling, "WE ARE FAMILY",

petergriffin24 · 10-24-2003, 04:24 AM

which was his favorite song to beat-off to since he was a

Fly · 10-24-2003, 04:50 AM

professional johnson fluffer.It's too bad that Munku chose that route to follow

Midlandmadman · 10-24-2003, 05:10 AM

. Ever since his run-in with LONG DONG SILVER, Munku has never been able .........

bundy · 10-24-2003, 05:31 AM

completely close his mouth. Drooling has become a real problem, especially on dates

Chingal0 · 10-24-2003, 10:17 AM

where his date resembles a 3 toed lemur. His extreme fetish with lemurs

Midlandmadman · 10-24-2003, 10:22 AM

is still legal in Mississippi, but it is frowned apon. To stop drooling,

paddyjoe · 10-24-2003, 12:17 PM

he's found that cotton balls and duct tape work almost as well as

Astrocloud · 10-24-2003, 01:38 PM

wrapping his versatile and oddly elastic lips lengthwise around a giant thick juicy

Fremen · 10-24-2003, 05:08 PM

saguaro cactus that still has the needles intact. He uses the needles to

sTghezzo · 10-24-2003, 07:21 PM

apply liquid acid to his eyeball and hallucinate about tofu action figures that

bundy · 10-24-2003, 07:42 PM

are anatomically correct, each packing decent sized genitals. Suddenly, a Blue Whale launched

sTghezzo · 10-24-2003, 08:46 PM

a vicious jeloping of chinese senators that were hellbent on vengeance towards sixteen

paddyjoe · 10-25-2003, 04:53 AM

of flyman's most stoned crew. "Hit 'em with our extra eggrolls", directed fly,

Fly · 10-25-2003, 07:24 AM

"then toss them a couple of fortune cookies.".....The poor bastards won't know

Astrocloud · 10-25-2003, 09:48 AM

what drugs they're on. The Chinese looked especially stoned and had the munchies.

Fremen · 10-25-2003, 12:00 PM

Being Chinese though, they were hungry again in an hour for more munchies

bundy · 10-25-2003, 05:22 PM

, so they decided to hold up the local convenience store. The store owner,

sailor · 10-25-2003, 05:26 PM

an old fisherman who had decided to take a breather from the sea

Astrocloud · 10-25-2003, 05:35 PM

because of an old fling with a mermaid and he couldn't find the

Fly · 10-25-2003, 05:43 PM

damn treasure,decided to show these thieves the meaning of jesus,and pulled

splck · 10-25-2003, 06:07 PM

four loops of rope from his fanny pack along with a pound of

bundy · 10-25-2003, 06:58 PM

good marijuana that he stole from Flymans personal stash. He tied the rope

Fremen · 10-25-2003, 08:02 PM

around his little willie, hoping to make amends by pulling it off so

Chingal0 · 10-25-2003, 08:24 PM

his turtle, whom he molested nightly, would forgive him. Alas, his weiner was

10-23-2003, 12:37 AM	#321 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Chicago, since it was just sitting there, supporting Bones and his lazy-assed chimp __________________ Google

10-23-2003, 05:29 AM	#323 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	really gave a shit about the place." The virus moved to a town..... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

10-23-2003, 05:37 AM	#324 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	that had a low crime rate and lots of parks for the children. __________________ Its good to be back.

10-23-2003, 05:41 AM	#325 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	The virus took one look at all the Volvos parked on the streets __________________ Ohayo!!!

10-23-2003, 08:02 AM	#326 (permalink)
torgone What's beyond psycho? Location: Still out there	and started stealing all the hubcaps. "You can never have too many of __________________ "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." Groucho Marx

10-23-2003, 04:11 AM	#322 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Bubbles. "Oh man!" cried bundy, "I could have saved Chicago if only I

10-23-2003, 09:33 AM	#327 (permalink)
petergriffin24 Insane	these pretty shiny ones." It turned and looked back towards the thing it

10-23-2003, 10:12 AM	#328 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	left in the place of the stolen hubcaps. It was a really big

10-23-2003, 06:47 PM	#329 (permalink)
Chingal0 Something like that.. Location: Oreygun.	strap-on dildo, flying at hypersonic speeds thru the clouds, leaving contrails of dildos __________________ "Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

10-23-2003, 06:59 PM	#330 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	that, if you looked closely, spelled out, "Bones got the monkey, monkey blues!". __________________ Google

10-23-2003, 07:52 PM	#331 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	Regular dildos don't fly like that. This one was special, it had personality

10-23-2003, 10:05 PM	#332 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	and felt the real pain of rejection from its last owner, Astrocloud. This special __________________ Ohayo!!!

10-23-2003, 10:08 PM	#333 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	Dildo also cursed like a motherfucker. "Bundy get me a fuckin' Beer, you

10-23-2003, 10:29 PM	#334 (permalink)
Chingal0 Something like that.. Location: Oreygun.	cock slut whore fuck bitch marsupial-tits wannabee michael j. fox bastard cookiecutter winner __________________ "Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

10-23-2003, 10:37 PM	#335 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	, who we all love!¨ screamed Munku from his solarium, where he spent most __________________ Ohayo!!!

10-24-2003, 03:48 AM	#336 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	of his man-seed against the frosted glass, while cackling, "WE ARE FAMILY",

10-24-2003, 04:24 AM	#337 (permalink)
petergriffin24 Insane	which was his favorite song to beat-off to since he was a

10-24-2003, 04:50 AM	#338 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	professional johnson fluffer.It's too bad that Munku chose that route to follow __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

10-24-2003, 05:10 AM	#339 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	. Ever since his run-in with LONG DONG SILVER, Munku has never been able ......... __________________ Its good to be back.

10-24-2003, 05:31 AM	#340 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	completely close his mouth. Drooling has become a real problem, especially on dates __________________ Ohayo!!!

10-24-2003, 10:17 AM	#341 (permalink)
Chingal0 Something like that.. Location: Oreygun.	where his date resembles a 3 toed lemur. His extreme fetish with lemurs __________________ "Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

10-24-2003, 10:22 AM	#342 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	is still legal in Mississippi, but it is frowned apon. To stop drooling, __________________ Its good to be back.

10-24-2003, 12:17 PM	#343 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	he's found that cotton balls and duct tape work almost as well as

10-24-2003, 01:38 PM	#344 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	wrapping his versatile and oddly elastic lips lengthwise around a giant thick juicy

10-24-2003, 05:08 PM	#345 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	saguaro cactus that still has the needles intact. He uses the needles to __________________ Google

10-24-2003, 07:21 PM	#346 (permalink)
sTghezzo Loser Location: hi	apply liquid acid to his eyeball and hallucinate about tofu action figures that

10-24-2003, 07:42 PM	#347 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	are anatomically correct, each packing decent sized genitals. Suddenly, a Blue Whale launched __________________ Ohayo!!!

10-24-2003, 08:46 PM	#348 (permalink)
sTghezzo Loser Location: hi	a vicious jeloping of chinese senators that were hellbent on vengeance towards sixteen

10-25-2003, 04:53 AM	#349 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	of flyman's most stoned crew. "Hit 'em with our extra eggrolls", directed fly,

10-25-2003, 07:24 AM	#350 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	"then toss them a couple of fortune cookies.".....The poor bastards won't know __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

10-25-2003, 09:48 AM	#351 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	what drugs they're on. The Chinese looked especially stoned and had the munchies.

10-25-2003, 12:00 PM	#352 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Being Chinese though, they were hungry again in an hour for more munchies __________________ Google

10-25-2003, 05:22 PM	#353 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	, so they decided to hold up the local convenience store. The store owner, __________________ Ohayo!!!

10-25-2003, 05:26 PM	#354 (permalink)
sailor beauty in the breakdown Location: Chapel Hill, NC	an old fisherman who had decided to take a breather from the sea __________________ "Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws." --Plato

10-25-2003, 05:35 PM	#355 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	because of an old fling with a mermaid and he couldn't find the