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Four Fingers · 09-25-2003, 08:45 AM

This game is so much better than the three-word-story game because

Midlandmadman · 09-25-2003, 09:51 AM

turd. I think its really gonna catch on. Hey, did you hear about

torgone · 09-25-2003, 10:14 AM

the guy who couldn't count to thirteen? Well? Did you? He was a

Munku · 09-25-2003, 10:35 AM

moron. Hey I can't count to 13 either but sometimes I get lucky.

Four Fingers · 09-25-2003, 10:41 AM

Like this time. Good for you, Munku! Care to give it another try?

Midlandmadman · 09-25-2003, 10:52 AM

This thread isn't exactly a story yet though is it??? I say we

krazixs · 09-25-2003, 12:45 PM

A lonely man, who never got anywhere in his life, so who cares?

krwlz · 09-25-2003, 12:55 PM

Which is why we will talk about a differant person. His name is

jimk · 09-25-2003, 01:08 PM

Ialy. The discussion board he started was clearly out of control. Posters kept

CSflim · 09-25-2003, 01:30 PM

posting, as posters are wont to do. Wont!? Is that even a word?

bundy · 09-25-2003, 04:13 PM

This thread, new and supple, will henceforth be a retirement home for swear words.

(fuck, i can´t count!!)

Esoteric · 09-25-2003, 04:59 PM

Gordon the Plumber is actually a superhero that no one knows about and

paddyjoe · 09-25-2003, 06:25 PM

likes to use his wrench the way many like to use their favorite

RotEx · 09-25-2003, 06:52 PM

SPOON! Spoons are fun to play. i think we should start a band called

Fly · 09-25-2003, 07:18 PM

Cutlery.Paddyjoe can take pictures,i'll play the drums and maybe someone else

bundy · 09-25-2003, 09:57 PM

, probably Fremen, can be in charge of killing the moths and humping groupies

bernadette · 09-25-2003, 10:04 PM

that constantly try to jump flyman's bones. Gordan is flyman's main source of

Four Fingers · 09-25-2003, 10:20 PM

HIV as well as other friendly STDs. Now, back to Gordon. One day

bundy · 09-25-2003, 11:26 PM

Gordon was wondering about the benefits of ribbed condoms as oppose to plastic

laxative · 09-26-2003, 12:11 AM

wrap. Oddly wetting his hand in the toilet first, he wrapped plastic around

paddyjoe · 09-26-2003, 02:56 AM

his green slimy tongue, all the while stroking his useless stump of a

Fly · 09-26-2003, 03:41 AM

johnson.Poor Gordon didn't quite have it for the ladies,but maybe bundy

bundy · 09-26-2003, 03:58 AM

had the answer he was looking for in the shape of a piglet

Four Fingers · 09-26-2003, 04:08 AM

called Monty. Even though Monty was blind and deaf, Gordon would take care

jimk · 09-26-2003, 04:51 AM

of all its porcine needs, which included shaving its chinny chin chin and

krazixs · 09-26-2003, 06:58 AM

finding a corkscrew shaped porcine vagina for the lonely little pink pig. BUT

Midlandmadman · 09-26-2003, 07:42 AM

this wasn't Gordons only problem, he also suffered from halatosis. He wasn't good

torgone · 09-26-2003, 08:09 AM

in the sack. Partially due to the bad breath. But also his feet

Midlandmadman · 09-26-2003, 09:00 AM

which were covered in warts and smelled of mouldy meat and sour milk.

bernadette · 09-26-2003, 09:14 AM

This piglet ate burritos constantly, so people often called him the "full Monty".

groaner. yup. sorry. couldn't help myself.

Four Fingers · 09-26-2003, 11:20 AM

Anyway, Monty gave Gordon a reason to live. And Gordon was happy. Until

paddyjoe · 09-26-2003, 02:15 PM

flyman tempted him with his bong, then lured him into his `56 chevy

anleja · 09-26-2003, 02:39 PM

backseat, where they smoked weed and loved one another with a passion that

rockzilla · 09-26-2003, 02:44 PM

caused a nearby gang of Hell's Angels to break into a dance routine

anleja · 09-26-2003, 08:49 PM

which escalated to a full-blown chorus line involving fireworks, poodles in drag,

vermin · 09-26-2003, 09:05 PM

rockettes on acid, unicyclists juggling chainsaws, circus freaks of every shape and size.

bundy · 09-26-2003, 10:08 PM

When that had died down, Flyman then told Gordon that he didn´t love

bernadette · 09-26-2003, 10:12 PM

barbequed wings anymore. Instead his new passion in life includes celery sticks and

laxative · 09-26-2003, 10:32 PM

meth and anal insertions. Gordon could relate because he too enjoyed a good

bundy · 09-26-2003, 11:40 PM

anal probe, especially when it had been soaked in honey overnight and it

09-25-2003, 08:45 AM	#1 (permalink)
Four Fingers Crazy	13-Word Story This game is so much better than the three-word-story game because __________________ "Always do right - this will gratify some and astonish the rest."

09-25-2003, 09:51 AM	#2 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	turd. I think its really gonna catch on. Hey, did you hear about __________________ Its good to be back.

09-25-2003, 10:14 AM	#3 (permalink)
torgone What's beyond psycho? Location: Still out there	the guy who couldn't count to thirteen? Well? Did you? He was a __________________ "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." Groucho Marx

09-25-2003, 10:41 AM	#5 (permalink)
Four Fingers Crazy	Like this time. Good for you, Munku! Care to give it another try? __________________ "Always do right - this will gratify some and astonish the rest."

09-25-2003, 10:52 AM	#6 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	This thread isn't exactly a story yet though is it??? I say we __________________ Its good to be back.

09-25-2003, 10:35 AM	#4 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	moron. Hey I can't count to 13 either but sometimes I get lucky.

09-25-2003, 12:45 PM	#7 (permalink)
krazixs Psycho Location: courtin in the kitchen	A lonely man, who never got anywhere in his life, so who cares? __________________ The Kender in your party has just screamed in fear. Please roll a d20 to see how many of your body parts are still identifiable.

09-25-2003, 12:55 PM	#8 (permalink)
krwlz Fledgling Dead Head Location: Clarkson U.	Which is why we will talk about a differant person. His name is

09-25-2003, 01:08 PM	#9 (permalink)
jimk Addict Location: Chicago	Ialy. The discussion board he started was clearly out of control. Posters kept __________________ raw power is a guaranteed o.d. raw power is a laughin' at you & me -iggy

09-25-2003, 01:30 PM	#10 (permalink)
CSflim Sky Piercer Location: Ireland	posting, as posters are wont to do. Wont!? Is that even a word? __________________

09-25-2003, 04:13 PM	#11 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	This thread, new and supple, will henceforth be a retirement home for swear words. (fuck, i can´t count!!) __________________ Ohayo!!!

09-25-2003, 04:59 PM	#12 (permalink)
Esoteric Tired Location: Florida	Gordon the Plumber is actually a superhero that no one knows about and __________________ From a head full of pressure rests the senses that I clutch Made a date with Divinity, but she wouldn't let me fuck I got touched by a hazy shaded, God help me change Caught a rush on the floor from the life in my veins

09-25-2003, 06:25 PM	#13 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	likes to use his wrench the way many like to use their favorite

09-25-2003, 06:52 PM	#14 (permalink)
RotEx Crazy	SPOON! Spoons are fun to play. i think we should start a band called __________________ everytime i turn around it is an illusion.

09-25-2003, 07:18 PM	#15 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	Cutlery.Paddyjoe can take pictures,i'll play the drums and maybe someone else __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

09-25-2003, 09:57 PM	#16 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	, probably Fremen, can be in charge of killing the moths and humping groupies __________________ Ohayo!!!

09-25-2003, 10:04 PM	#17 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	that constantly try to jump flyman's bones. Gordan is flyman's main source of __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

09-25-2003, 10:20 PM	#18 (permalink)
Four Fingers Crazy	HIV as well as other friendly STDs. Now, back to Gordon. One day __________________ "Always do right - this will gratify some and astonish the rest."

09-25-2003, 11:26 PM	#19 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Gordon was wondering about the benefits of ribbed condoms as oppose to plastic __________________ Ohayo!!!

09-26-2003, 12:11 AM	#20 (permalink)
laxative Loser Location: the bathroom	wrap. Oddly wetting his hand in the toilet first, he wrapped plastic around

09-26-2003, 02:56 AM	#21 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	his green slimy tongue, all the while stroking his useless stump of a

09-26-2003, 03:41 AM	#22 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	johnson.Poor Gordon didn't quite have it for the ladies,but maybe bundy __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

09-26-2003, 03:58 AM	#23 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	had the answer he was looking for in the shape of a piglet __________________ Ohayo!!!

09-26-2003, 04:08 AM	#24 (permalink)
Four Fingers Crazy	called Monty. Even though Monty was blind and deaf, Gordon would take care __________________ "Always do right - this will gratify some and astonish the rest."

09-26-2003, 04:51 AM	#25 (permalink)
jimk Addict Location: Chicago	of all its porcine needs, which included shaving its chinny chin chin and __________________ raw power is a guaranteed o.d. raw power is a laughin' at you & me -iggy

09-26-2003, 06:58 AM	#26 (permalink)
krazixs Psycho Location: courtin in the kitchen	finding a corkscrew shaped porcine vagina for the lonely little pink pig. BUT __________________ The Kender in your party has just screamed in fear. Please roll a d20 to see how many of your body parts are still identifiable.

09-26-2003, 07:42 AM	#27 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	this wasn't Gordons only problem, he also suffered from halatosis. He wasn't good __________________ Its good to be back.

09-26-2003, 08:09 AM	#28 (permalink)
torgone What's beyond psycho? Location: Still out there	in the sack. Partially due to the bad breath. But also his feet __________________ "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." Groucho Marx

09-26-2003, 09:00 AM	#29 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	which were covered in warts and smelled of mouldy meat and sour milk. __________________ Its good to be back.

09-26-2003, 09:14 AM	#30 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	This piglet ate burritos constantly, so people often called him the "<b>full </b>Monty". <font color="black"><small>groaner. yup. sorry. couldn't help myself.</small></font> __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

09-26-2003, 11:20 AM	#31 (permalink)
Four Fingers Crazy	Anyway, Monty gave Gordon a reason to live. And Gordon was happy. Until __________________ "Always do right - this will gratify some and astonish the rest."

09-26-2003, 02:15 PM	#32 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	flyman tempted him with his bong, then lured him into his `56 chevy

09-26-2003, 02:39 PM	#33 (permalink)
anleja disconnected Location: ignoreland	backseat, where they smoked weed and loved one another with a passion that

09-26-2003, 02:44 PM	#34 (permalink)
rockzilla Junkie Location: The Kitchen	caused a nearby gang of Hell's Angels to break into a dance routine

09-26-2003, 08:49 PM	#35 (permalink)
anleja disconnected Location: ignoreland	which escalated to a full-blown chorus line involving fireworks, poodles in drag,